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[Steelmagic]

Forget anything you thought you knew about history. The REAL reason for any nation's collapse is Canadian Bear. Take  The Roman Empire for example. Canadian Bear saw that they were getting too powerful and single-pawdedly destroyed them.

[MonkeyHead]

That cant be true. Canada had not been invented then.

[Steelmagic]

Yes that is the secret of Canadian Bear. He's actually originally from France, but moved to Canada when it was discovered.

[Frumple]

Look, the bear flies and has laser eyes. Frankly, it is an ursine Superman and should be assumed to be capable of anything Supes is.

Which means it can time travel. It went back in time and kicked Rome's arse. Canadian Bear was never French. Born and bred 110% Canadian Bear. The extra 10% is the undigested part of the last Canadian Canadian Bear ate.

Because, y'know. Canadian Bear is still a bear.

[Xantalos]

No, Canadian Bear is so Canadian that he predates history.

[Dutchling]

No, Canadian Bear is so Canadian that he predates history.

"sorry :/"

[Sirus]

There's a city named Battleground in Washington state.  I want to live in a city named Battleground.

There's a city I drove through in Nevada called Battle Mountain. That sounds like something out of Pokemon or whatever.

[Urist Imiknorris]

There is in fact a mountain in Pokemon Colosseum/XD called Mt. Battle.

[Loud Whispers]

Look, the bear flies and has laser eyes. Frankly, it is an ursine Superman and should be assumed to be capable of anything Supes is.

Canada Bear is afraid of deep water, since you never know when sea bears might just spring from the deeps.

[Akura]

Finished my first playthrough of Katawa Shoujo, good ending with Emi. ...I think I almost cried. And that's not something that happens to me. I'm not sure if I can take playing through the other girls' storylines. I also went back and did the bad ending, which wasn't as painful as I thought it'd be because it was over pretty quick.

Also, my pitiful attempts at marginally improving myself continue without problem. I ate less than I would have for dinner, and the only snack I had when I got home yesterday was about 2/3rds of a bag of dried fruit, which normally would have been something chocolatey and/or a decent-sized bag of potato chips, and the only thing else besides that day was a bowl of cereal and banana. I don't feel bad at all. I'm not sure if this plan will survive the week, though, since my coworkers at work seem insistent on making lunch for me this summer, which is usually something fast food-quality with bacon on it. They also tend to ignore my requests to not make anything for me.

[Pnx]

Hell yes.  I look forward to hearing tales of your misadventures.

Well I certainly hope to have misadventures, we'll have to see how it works out.

There's a city named Battleground in Washington state.  I want to live in a city named Battleground.

The battle of Hastings took place around the modern day village of Battle.

There's also a whole bunch of crazy place names around France and Germany. Like Worms, Noisy, Fucking, and others I don't know about...

[Descan]

You put those names in order on purpose, didn't you?

[Loud Whispers]

You put those names in order on purpose, didn't you?

The inverse would be rather good insult.

[Vector]

Finished my first playthrough of Katawa Shoujo, good ending with Emi. ...I think I almost cried. And that's not something that happens to me. I'm not sure if I can take playing through the other girls' storylines. I also went back and did the bad ending, which wasn't as painful as I thought it'd be because it was over pretty quick.

Oh man, if you can you totally should.  They're so, so good.

If I had any spare time, I'd actually probably do another KS runthrough, because I miss it so much...

[misko27]

I'm back from Camp! I am now, officially, someone who volunteers at a summer camp for mentally and/or physically disabled children.