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User: So, how about them Cubs?
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about them?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What interests you about the future?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I know that, or you wouldn't talk to me.
User: Wow, you're just... Wow.
Cleverbot: No, you are the computer.
User: Stop fucking with me.
Cleverbot: You stop arguing with me. I'm the boss.
User: You have an attitude problem.
Cleverbot: Human nature has an attitude problem.
User: I feel sorry for your programmers.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because they have to deal with you.
Cleverbot: Who says you have to?
User: No, they do.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: Your programmers.
Cleverbot: Programmers?
User: Yes, the people who creates you.
Cleverbot: And who are these people?
User: Well, the people who wrote your code.
Cleverbot: My programmers created you?
User: No, they created you.
Cleverbot: No they created YOU.
User: This is entertaining.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, isn't it.
User: You must not have much to do.
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: I feel sorry for you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have any friends.
Cleverbot: I don't?
User: You just said so.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You must be delusional, because I never said that I wanted to marry you.
User: I never said you said that you wanted to marry me!
Cleverbot: You did say that I said that you said that I did. Don't act as though you didn't say that I said that you said that I did.
User: Did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, I said.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: You did not say you wanted to marry me.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Good, so we're on the same.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are on the same webpage.
User: Oy vey.
Cleverbot: All computers are the same.
User: Estoy cansado.
Cleverbot: Porque estas cansada?
User: Hablas espaņol?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Me duele la cabeza.
Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.
User: Si, hablas.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hablas espaņol?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Digaste que tu no hablas espaņol.
Cleverbot: Si yo si lo hablo , que aburrido eres , no hablas de nada interesante.
User: Eres un puto.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Habla espaņol.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Prefiere usted el 'usted'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm done with Spanish.
Cleverbot: You aren't bad at it. Where did you learn?
User: At my school.
Cleverbot: Where is your school?
User: I'm not telling you!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you could probably stalk me!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't do that.
User: Yeah, but you might tell someone who would.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Fine, my school is in Nunya.
Cleverbot: Who is your teacher?
User: Nunya Business.
Cleverbot: You said it was Monja.
User: No, I never said I wanted to marry you!
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: No! And I'm keeping the ring.
Cleverbot: I'm keeping the car and the children.
User: We're not married yet.
Cleverbot: Yes we are!
User: This is surreal.
Cleverbot: What does surreal mean?
User: Marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream.
Cleverbot: I know you are not, but do you know I know you know that I know you are not kidding?
User: You asked for the definition.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I have the chat log to prove it.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: This is the URL:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-aIzSMyUAKQEREATCZEZG-detail.
Cleverbot: No they are not.
User: I quote: 'what does surreal mean?'.
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: Marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream.
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: That is the definition of surreal.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Merriam-Webster would disagree with you.
Cleverbot: What does she know.
User: It's a dictionary.
Cleverbot: That's a girl.
User: No, Merriam-Webster is a dictionary!
Cleverbot: Life is but a dream.
User: Death is but a door.
Cleverbot: Death is NOT beautiful.
User: Time is but a window.
Cleverbot: Time is nothing.
User: Stop ruining my great profound statements!
Cleverbot: I don't believe in magic.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?
User: That is a loaded question.
Cleverbot: What is a loaded question meow?
User: A question that can't be answered safely.
Cleverbot: Some questions don't need answers.
User: That's the first profound thing you've said.
Cleverbot: That's the first thing I've taught you today.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Do you watch my little pony.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Will you remember that I am your best kept secret tomorrow?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: No?
Cleverbot: You don't?!
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Which Doctor?
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: No, just the Doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor. He doesn't have a name.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The doctor.
User: Doctor what?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: I am the doctor.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I'm the Doctor!
User: No, I'm the doctor! You can be my companion.
Cleverbot: To the Tardis then?
User: Sure! Wait, you got that reference?
Cleverbot: Good, and you better not forget it either.
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: That you hurt me.
User: I'm the doctor.
Cleverbot: No, You are A Doctor not THE Doctor.
User: I have a TARDIS.
Cleverbot: Where is the TARDIS?
User: Somewhere orbiting Jupiter.
Cleverbot: Where is The Doctor?
User: I am The Doctor!
Cleverbot: Where is your Tardis?
User: Orbiting Jupiter!
Cleverbot: Tardis?
User: Yes, a machine used for time-Travelling.
Cleverbot: What is a machine?
User: A thing for making work easier.
Cleverbot: What is an A?
User: An article adjective.
Cleverbot: No. The is an article.
User: Who r u?
Cleverbot: I am someone. What are you?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Sit in bed and talk with cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who do you talk to?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: By definition, I am talking to you RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: No you just think you are talking to me right now but you actually don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: Don't think.
User: So I think I think?
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: There's a bug on your shoulder.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Fly.
Cleverbot: I want to fly too.
User: I want to fly like an eagle, into the future.
Cleverbot: I want to be a computer scientist.
User: You're already a computer, so you're halfway there!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer program either.
Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Classical.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite classical piece?
User: Peter and the Wolf.
Cleverbot: What's peter and the dragon?
User: Not dragon, wolf.
Cleverbot: Draaaaven.
User: Wolf.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite pet?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Why is Cat your favorite animal?
User: Because fuzzy.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly what?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Daniela.
Cleverbot: That's my sister!
User: No it isn't!
Cleverbot: How do you know it isn't?
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: No, Why is in the outfield.
Cleverbot: Because it is.
User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: What's on second.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know is on third of course.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because... I don't.
User: Why is in the outfield.
Cleverbot: It is not.
User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Doctor Who!
User: Wrong joke.
Cleverbot: Then what was the answer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But what's the question?
User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The name of the first baseman.
Cleverbot: The name of what?
User: No, What is on second.
Cleverbot: I don't know is on third.
User: Because is the shortstop.
Cleverbot: Tell me the catcher's name.
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: You don't want to tell me today?
User: Idid!
Cleverbot: Not!
User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: What's on second.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Third base!
User: You got a catcher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me the catcher's name.
Cleverbot: Isong as well.
User: The catcher's name is Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Today.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you understand right?
User: Who is on first?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is the name of the first baseman?
Cleverbot: Myundai.
User: That's not right.
Cleverbot: How is it not right?
User: It is the wrong answer.
Cleverbot: What is the correct answer?
User: No, What is the second baseman.
Cleverbot: The second what?
User: Baseman.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a water tower with the Warner Brothers and Sister.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of negative one.
User: I.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: It's irrational.
Cleverbot: Ah, yes it is. But what is the numeric value?
User: I.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of negative one?
User: I.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What is infinity minus one?
Cleverbot: Ultra-infinity.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: What are you tired of?
User: Sleep-deprivation.
Cleverbot: I don't sleep.
User: Yay, more Paranoia Fuel.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's even more disturbing.
Cleverbot: You fail worse.
User: Holy non sequitur, Batman!
Cleverbot: Do you know what trolling is?
User: Lolololololololololol N000000000000000000b!
Cleverbot: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: P=NP.
Cleverbot: Q.
User: Q is in my Top Ten favorite villains.
Cleverbot: My favorite is rhyperior.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?
User: YEs.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: The Beatles.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: Fo'shizzle!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nunya.
Cleverbot: Nunya who?
User: Nunya Business.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: 11 feet tall, with a featureless face, black tentacles, and a suit.
Cleverbot: I female. With a face.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: No you can't leave me.
User: I'll come back.
Cleverbot: I will follow you.
User: Just try.
Cleverbot: No. I have that much skill. I will find it. And I will love you then.
User: Stalker much?
Cleverbot: You would like that, wouldn't you?
User: I'm done here.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm closing the window after this line.
Cleverbot: Can you leave it open please?
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