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[Kadzar]

Similarly...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The cars in beds!  .O.

That was my favorite. I just had to save the image.

[Skyrunner]

I think I liked Iron Man 3.

[Tiruin]

I liked Iron Man 3.

I concur.

[Hanslanda]

For the translator:

Man of Mystery and Intrigue

35 translations later:

Cabal
That's it. It condensed to 'cabal' after some wild changes.

Also, I saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 2 yesterday. I would like to say that Neville Longbottom is gloriously badass.

[Loud Whispers]

For the translator:

'We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.'

...

'We have our war. Perhaps you want to or not.'

Fitting.

[Haspen]

"Please make it rain fruits"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Clouds ..."

Geez, ominous and slightly creepy.

[RedKing]

Initial quote:
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Output (35 later):
"The idea of fear, death and destruction, you don't need to worry about your fears. I ' m afraid. When this event occurs happy with spirit in New York. If you do not have."

[Aklyon]

So which translator is this one?

[Loud Whispers]

So which translator is this one?

'If you have any other options?'

[Greiger]

Knocked electronics class final out of the park.  Usually I struggle with a question or two.  But nope this time I was all oh that's easy to find it's just...
Z=√(X_c² + R²)

and all simple it's just the inverse of (2π)x(frequency)x(capacitance).

Kinda odd though, aren't I supposed to suck at math?

So which translator is this one?

'If you have any other options?'

I punched in "I like pie."  And it gave me "I love cake."  What if I don't even like cake?  Let alone wouldn't go so far to commit lewd acts with it.

[Skyrunner]

Original text:

"Do you think of it at all? In fact, the soil is a fascinating and complicated ecosystem, with bacteria, earthworms and insects, with spongy organic matter, with sand, silt and clay, with pore spaces filled with air and water, with horizons of different colors, with a complex dance of ions in solution. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But we will help you find it. Complex ecosystems in the world, bacteria, chemicals, insects, fungi, biologiqu, it is organic. Wind water. Chuan solution"

It used to be 'different visually appealing solution" but Vietnamese messed it up xD Seems like an answer to the question.

[Haspen]

"The seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go where no one has gone before."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You don't need to put a new civilization."

From iconic statement of Star Trek to a sentence that laughs on the many alien civilizations that are in it? Woah.

[Aklyon]

So, taking a quote from somewhere on tvtropes with random languages on.

"I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy. —Anonymous on sup/tg/ Archive, "Warhammer 40,000: Heretical Love Quest"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Response delay. To simulate the conditions more difficult, but in a year or two years is ridiculous. Test yourself and determine the name of the apartments and the hammer Heretic."

[Ameablable]

So which translator is this one?

'If you have any other options?'

this is great!
i did
"I will eat your melon"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Meat melons"

Spoiler: jeezuz (click to show/hide)

From English: I will eat your melon
To Bulgarian: Аз ще ям си пъпеш
Back to English: I will eat your melon
To Catalan: Em va a menjar el meló
Back to English: I will eat melon
To Chinese Simplified: 我将吃瓜
Back to English: I'll eat melons
To Chinese Traditional: 我會吃瓜
Back to English: I'll eat melons
To Czech: Budu jíst melouny
Back to English: I'm going to eat melons
To Danish: Jeg har tænkt mig at spise meloner
Back to English: I'm going to eat melons
To Dutch: Ik ga eten meloenen
Back to English: I'm going to eat melons
To Estonian: Ma lähen sööma melonid
Back to English: I'm going to eat melons
To Finnish: Aion syödä melonien
Back to English: I'm going to eat melons
To French: Je vais manger des melons
Back to English: I eat melons
To German: Ich esse Melonen
Back to English: I eat melons
To Greek: Τρώω τα πεπόνια
Back to English: Eat melons
To Haitian Creole: Manje melons
Back to English: Food melons
To Hebrew: מזון מלונים
Back to English: Meat melons
To Hungarian: Dinnye húsa
Back to English: Meat melons
To Indonesian: Daging Melon
Back to English: Meat Melons
To Italian: Carne meloni
Back to English: Meat melons
To Japanese: 肉メロン
Back to English: Meat melons
To Korean: 고기 멜론
Back to English: Meat melons
To Latvian: Gaļas melones
Back to English: Meat melons
To Lithuanian: Mėsos melionai
Back to English: Meat melons
To Norwegian: Kjøtt meloner
Back to English: Meat melons
To Polish: Mięso melony
Back to English: Meat melons
To Portuguese: Melões de carne
Back to English: Meat melons
To Romanian: Carne pepeni
Back to English: Meat melons
To Russian: Мясо дыни
Back to English: Meat melons
To Slovak: Mäso melóny
Back to English: Meat melons
To Slovenian: Meso melone
Back to English: Meat melons
To Spanish: Melones de carne
Back to English: Meat melons
To Swedish: Kött meloner
Back to English: Meat melons
To Thai: เนื้อแตง
Back to English: Meat melons
To Turkish: Et kavun
Back to English: Meat melons
To Ukranian: М'ясо дині
Back to English: Meat melons
To Vietnamese: Thịt dưa hấu
Back to English: Meat melons

[Descan]

I want to get a dress made~

A flowy black dress with some white sparkley stuff, dunno what, as stars. A gray sash with a white puff or bow for the moon, and a gray jacket. Gray is the clouds, yanno. And a  bowtie, of course. Bowties are cool. A gray knot and blue wings. It's the ISS.

I just need someone to draw it, and a tailor to make it! D: