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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16180420 times)

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104175 on: April 23, 2013, 09:02:20 pm »

Yeah, giving the closeted transgender person who fears for their life a male voice and potential internet publicity.... Please no.

Ah. Had... no idea. My apologies. They are gone. Sorry 'bout that  :o  Although, to be fair, you do write very noirishly.


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When i think of toady i think of a toad hopping arround on a keyboard
also
he should stay out of the light it will dry out his skin
his moist amphibian skin
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104176 on: April 23, 2013, 09:10:56 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104177 on: April 23, 2013, 09:13:48 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104178 on: April 23, 2013, 09:15:30 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
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That must hurt, having all that tinsel implanted in the sclera. It's pupil also seems disturbingly large. Any sufficient corse of light would be enough to blind it.
*scribbles in assassination techniques notebook*
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104179 on: April 23, 2013, 09:18:04 pm »

Are we psychoanalyzing baking now?  Because that would be awesome.

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104180 on: April 23, 2013, 09:18:32 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104181 on: April 23, 2013, 09:20:24 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
No no, a blunt instument such as a wooden turkey baster with sufficent velocity will go right through the pupil and into the brain. Much easier and you can do it with a wooden spoon!
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104182 on: April 23, 2013, 09:22:43 pm »

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.
You like making cheesecake because it has a higher cholesterol content than other cakes. You aren't happy doing things half baked. Just having your thumb in the pie isn't enough, you need your entire fucking hand in there. As such, you will never feel satisfied with your current piece of crust, always wanting more. Fuck man, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Your life just revolves around constant gluttony, like a doughnut revolving around a bread stick.

In short: Your a tart.

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104183 on: April 23, 2013, 09:26:42 pm »

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
No no, a blunt instument such as a wooden turkey baster with sufficent velocity will go right through the pupil and into the brain. Much easier and you can do it with a wooden spoon!

Personally I'd be most amused to tie it up and try to shoot it's eyes out with my blowgun. The blunt plastic darts sting.

Are we psychoanalyzing baking now?  Because that would be awesome.

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.
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« Reply #104184 on: April 23, 2013, 09:27:45 pm »

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.
You make cornbread because daddy didn't hug you enough.
NEXT!

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104185 on: April 23, 2013, 09:28:28 pm »

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.
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« Reply #104186 on: April 23, 2013, 09:30:27 pm »

Try baking cornbread with jalapenos inside during it.  Tastes absolutely delicious.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104187 on: April 23, 2013, 09:34:45 pm »

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

I actually really despise whole, un-crushed and dried corn. Cornbread with whole corn kernels in it is just awful.

But yeah, jalapeno cornbread is just awesome.

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« Reply #104188 on: April 23, 2013, 09:35:24 pm »

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

No.

No no no.

I'm getting family gathering "cream corn pie" flashbacks just thinking about that texture.
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104189 on: April 23, 2013, 09:43:52 pm »

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

No.

No no no.

I'm getting family gathering "cream corn pie" flashbacks just thinking about that texture.
Feel it, FFS. Give into the sensation of slimy kernels...
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