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Who is the best character(s) in this story?

Jervous (ratman)
- 7 (43.8%)
Slimdus
- 2 (12.5%)
The Ratmen
- 1 (6.3%)
El Ele'phant'ai
- 2 (12.5%)
Leechman Brown
- 3 (18.8%)
That Demon
- 0 (0%)
Nightwing
- 1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Author Topic: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.  (Read 75010 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #210 on: September 20, 2009, 03:02:58 pm »

> all the events in my last two posts: have happened between creation of the ring and being transported to the throne room, but just not shown
> I, Armok, outside of spacetime:
 -Send a vision to  Jervous as he mates for the first time with  Slimdus about the creation of The Ring
 -Transport the future  Jervous into your throne room From the moment just after the creation of The Ring, then after talking teleport him to a point 5 days befor he first mated with Slimdus.
Or you could stop trying to railroad this plotline and play along. (And start your own text adventure)
Anyway.
Slap your thighs (if present. If not, slap your upper standing item thing), and say: "Well I'll be, an elephant, wandering about front of our cave!"
Also invite the dwarves in for tea and biscuits.
In this case we're using the tea/blood biscuits/bodies of the dwarves.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #211 on: September 20, 2009, 03:03:25 pm »

Sorry, Armok, I don't really understand what you're trying to do.


You say: "Well I'll be, an elephant, wander about front of our cave. You dwarves wanna come in here for some tea and biscuits?"

The dwarves are busy.

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Rashilul

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #212 on: September 20, 2009, 03:05:22 pm »

Come to the dwarves rescue. Call the batmen to help you. After that eat the dwarves.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #213 on: September 20, 2009, 03:12:47 pm »

You call for the batmen. They flock beside you and attack the elephant.

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Uh oh..

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Ummm..

The dwarves thank you for distracting the elephant, then hightail it out of there on their wagon. Man that elephant is a BEAST!
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #214 on: September 20, 2009, 03:16:52 pm »

Venture north, we might fand hell and some dwarves.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #215 on: September 20, 2009, 03:33:18 pm »

You decide that it's hightime we got exploring. You and the batmen decide to find a new place, somewhere to hunt? You don't know. But you will find something!

Alright, you admit, it was just to get away from the elephant.

You travel for a while and reach a small town.
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You hide in the bushes, and the guards don't see you. Yet.
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Rashilul

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #216 on: September 20, 2009, 03:34:25 pm »

Call down a meteor.
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Jervous

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« Reply #217 on: September 20, 2009, 03:36:04 pm »

You call down a meteor on the town.

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KABOOM! EVERYTHING IS GONE!!!

Just kidding.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #218 on: September 20, 2009, 03:37:21 pm »

Call in Crypto 137 to bodysnatch these fools
Or somehow get the guards drunk.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #219 on: September 20, 2009, 03:42:47 pm »

Who?

You attempt to great the guard's drunk...on your blood. You die.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #220 on: September 20, 2009, 03:45:47 pm »

Um, meh, just dig a cavern under their village, threaten to collapse the town, if they do not comply, collapse those Humies.
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Armok

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #221 on: September 20, 2009, 03:51:44 pm »

Sorry, Armok, I don't really understand what you're trying to do.
Spoiler: explanation (click to show/hide)
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Rashilul

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #222 on: September 20, 2009, 03:54:23 pm »

Maybe Armok should make a text adventure with all that stuff...
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #223 on: September 20, 2009, 03:59:43 pm »

Spoiler: explanation (click to show/hide)
You forgot
Armok gets atom smashed to earth.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A...Nightwing? CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE!
« Reply #224 on: September 20, 2009, 04:07:26 pm »

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Your batties dig a long hole underneath the town with one support. You attach it to a rope so when you pull it, the town will collapse.

You go talk to the guards. "Halt!" They scream. You smile and walk over to them. "Howdy, fellas. I'm going to collapse your town if you don't comply with our demands, ok?"

The guards look at eachother. "What are these demands?"


Armok, you might aswell have make your own text adventure, since I already had a basic plot set. Sorry.
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