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Jervous (ratman)

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Leechman Brown

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[Jervous]

Armok's post

This is happening at the same time they're mating. The demon is going to be a different person.


You attempt you inscribe some puppies in there. You can't. You wonder how you got the cheese on there in the first place. Suddenly, your surroundings begin to...change.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are now in Armok's Throne Room.

[Rashilul]

Sing bel-air theme duet with Armok.

Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped - turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called insert here

In Armok's throne room,
born an' raised,
on the magma is where I spent mosta my days,
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
An' all shootin some Dwarves outside of the (magma) pool,
When a couple o' guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my HFS,
I got in one little fight and Armok got scared,
He said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in insert here!'

I whistled for a caravan and when I came near,
The national emblem said 'Fresh',
And had dice in the rear,
If anything i could say that this caravan was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to insert here!'

I pulled up to the volcano at bout seven or eight,
I yelled to the caravanie 'Yo home, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the prince of insert here!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yes. I know it was uncalled for.

[Jervous]

Demon: Now this is a story all 'bout how my life got flip turned upside down
Armok: I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Demon: And I'll tell ya how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

Armok: West philadelphia, born 'n raised on the playground is where I spent the most of my days
Demon: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Armok: 'n all shootin' some b-ball outsida school
Demon: When a couple of guys who said they were up to no good
Armok: Started makin' trouble in my neighbohood
Demon: I got in one little fight and ma mom got scared she said
Armok: Yer movin' with yer auntie and uncle in bel-air!

Demon: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Armok: The license plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror
Demon: If anything I could say this cab was rare
Armok: But I said naw forget it, yo holmes for bel-air!

Demon: I pulled up a house about seven or eight
Armok: and I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later
Demon: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
Armok: to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Oh dear, seems like you beat me there.

[Jervous]

Armok looks into your eyes. "You know why I called you here, Demon. The deed is done."

You stare back at him. "I still have to find an army, my Lord. Do you have any suggestions?"

Armok grins. "Of course. I have a number of chasm creatures you can use. There is a batman cave you can check out, and there's a ratman cave aswell."

You nod slowly. "These batmen, where might they be?"

Armok snaps his fingers and you are teleported to a forest, and a mountain infront of you. "Well, I guess I'm there then."

Five days ago...

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You are now this Nightwing.

[NUKE9.13]

Muse about what you would do if a demon came recruiting minions.
Laugh at the silliness of your thoughts.
Share the joke with your batman friends.
All: Laugh merrily.
Then eat the human.

[Jervous]

You just thought of something funny. What if a demon came to recruit everyone in the cave as minions? Hahaha! You tell the rest of the batman and they also think it is quite funny. You all laugh together. You look down at your human captive. He yelled his name was Ado Treemountains and that he would knock us all down. Wimp.

[Rashilul]

Have a "party" with Sdinvus, the bat(wo)man.

[Jervous]

You have a party with Sdinvus. She's a great dancer. It is not sexual in anyway since Nightwings only crave blood, not a woman.

 You feel a craving for Ado's blood.

[NUKE9.13]

Tell Ado a great joke.
Then drink his blood.
...
Wait.
If this is 5 days ago, and the forging happened when Jervous and Slimdus were getting it on, does that mean that... Ado has to escape, meet another human, get trapped inside a secret sidecave of a ratman cave, and then cheat on you with Slimdus in the future of now?
In that case:

>Screw space-time, I wants blood. Knock Ado unconscious with your... nightwing... body... part (?)

[Jervous]

You tell Ado that joke you told the rest of the Batman. He doesn't find it very funny. You knock Ado unconsious, then begin to suck on his succulent blood. He begins to bleed heavily, and you become bloated. Mmm!

The batmen let Ado's wound heal.

[Ririka]

Look outside cave.

[NUKE9.13]

Tell a joke about a random elephant just charging into the cave
"We would be all like: What why is there an elephant here? This makes no sense!"

[Jervous]

You tell a joke to the other batmen about an Elephant charging into a cave. "We would be all like: What why is there an elephant here this makes no sense!"

You decide to go look outside.

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You see a jolly old elephant and a group of dwarves with a caravan.

[Armok]

> all the events in my last two posts: have happened between creation of the ring and being transported to the throne room, but just not shown
> I, Armok, outside of spacetime:
 -Send a vision to  Jervous as he mates for the first time with  Slimdus about the creation of The Ring
 -Transport the future  Jervous into your throne room From the moment just after the creation of The Ring, then after talking teleport him to a point 5 days befor he first mated with Slimdus.

[NUKE9.13]

> all the events in my last two posts: have happened between creation of the ring and being transported to the throne room, but just not shown
> I, Armok, outside of spacetime:
 -Send a vision to  Jervous as he mates for the first time with  Slimdus about the creation of The Ring
 -Transport the future  Jervous into your throne room From the moment just after the creation of The Ring, then after talking teleport him to a point 5 days befor he first mated with Slimdus.

Or you could stop trying to railroad this plotline and play along.
Anyway.
Slap your thighs (if present. If not, slap your upper standing item thing), and say: "Well I'll be, an elephant, wandering about front of our cave!"
Also invite the dwarves in for tea and biscuits.