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Jervous (ratman)

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Slimdus

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The Ratmen

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El Ele'phant'ai

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Leechman Brown

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That Demon

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Nightwing

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Jervous]

Since I can't make omega signs, 8's are now statues.


The dwarf churns out doors with ease out of the stones. You also ask him to make a statue of a ratman. He agrees, and for good measure he makes two.

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[Armok]

> Appologize to Slimdus
> Send El Ele'Phantai to fech back the human, alive if posible, but dont be away more than a day and most importantly don't let any information abaut anthing be revealed to human civilization at large. Once the human is back, order El Ele'Phantai to neuter the human to avoid repeated offence. Then give the human the "taming" treatment to ensure loyalty.
> order the dwarf to set up a few weapon traps at the entrance, and order someone to place logs to slightly hide the entrance.
> order the construction of a carpenter workshop.
> while these orders are caried out, get it on with Slimdus, and this time let NOTHING distract you. Not only for the obvious reason, but because you want to be first, meaning you are blocking access to the relevant resource for everyone else which might lead to decreased morale.

[Jervous]

We don't need workshops, we can just craft everything by hand. On a side note, does anyone know how to type in the text box without the scroller zooming back up everytime to click or type something?

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You ask El Ele'Phantai to go find the humie. If he can't find him within a day he'll come back. If he finds him, El Ele'Phantai will neuter the poor fellow to avoid him getting jiggy with it with Slimdus again. Also, use some of the weeds around the cave on him so he mellows out.

You also order the dwarf to begin creating weapon traps at the entrance. He understands and gets to work on stonefall traps, since no other weapons are avaliable.

Ratt begins covering up the entrance with woodblocks. He also hides the wagon in a cleft in the mountain.

This time, you're mating with Slimdus. Nothing is going to stop you. NOTHING!!! You rush downstairs and open the door to Ado's old room.

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You apologize with fake tears in your eyes. You hear the 'Awww' of the crowd and she rushes towards you and hugs you. Then the screen fades out, and you feel triumphant. You have finally mated with Slimdus.




Achievement Unlocked!

[Digital Hellhound]

Yes! Finally!

> Dance the victory dance!

[Jervous]

You dance around for a bit, then blackout.

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You are now this guy.

[Rashilul]

Forge the ring!

[Jervous]

Using the metal of the skin of a hundred goblins, you place your metal mold into the flowing blood of Armok, and form it to your will. It is created: One Ring to rule them all. It's black steel etching glows a strange light, forming writing of an old language, one of the old demons. You hold it high towards the top of the volcano, Mt. Urist. The deed is done.

[Rashilul]

Make a pose cause shit just got real.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Throw the ring away.

[Armok]

> Strike a menacing pose! Hold the ring over your head, and call out at 500 decibel; "The fools! I have finally shown them all! After over nine thousand years my work is complete! MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

[NUKE9.13]

Summon forth yonder f and order it to spread the word of EVIL
(Note: If yonder f is inanimate do so anyway but first give it life by means of DARKE MAGICS)

> Throw the ring away.

Also this. Then forge one crown to rule them all instead.
Try for images of puppies this time.

[Jervous]

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Suddenly, a mountain gnome runs into your cave. "Mr. Frodo!!!"

Sam McGnome has burned in the heat.

Ignoring the stupid reference, You marvel at the ring's beauty. "Finally, I have created the One Ring. From the blood of Armok, my power and his will grow as one! We will rule this petty world and it will become a wasteland fit for a dark lord.."

The ring glows, and the shape inscribed is a rendition of an Urist McEngraver. It is an engraving of dwarven cheese.

He looks around. "But first I'll need an army that wants the same goals..world domination.."

[Rashilul]

Find out, for some reason, your only possible minions are some ratmen, a elephant, a dwarf, and a kobold.

[Armok]

[After the actions mentioned in my last post]:
> Activate the empathic bound with your misstress and queen, the arch-demoness Slimdus, and summon her to you in this cave, for her to share your celebration that this work you both have strived for all these millennia is finally complete, and proceed with tantraic intimacy with her. Somewhere in the middle of all this sneak in exposition about how 9000 years ago you were both puny morals, a ratmen and a kobold, and yet now you are but the putting onto your finger and one fusion of minds and bodies (that part is already mostly complete: in mind and body you are both as one) away from going from being two arch-demons to becoming one god.

[NUKE9.13]

What you need is a half kobold half ratman with an affinity for elephants.
Also see if you can't carve a few puppies into the ring with a piece of obsidian or something.