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Who is the best character(s) in this story?

Jervous (ratman)
- 7 (43.8%)
Slimdus
- 2 (12.5%)
The Ratmen
- 1 (6.3%)
El Ele'phant'ai
- 2 (12.5%)
Leechman Brown
- 3 (18.8%)
That Demon
- 0 (0%)
Nightwing
- 1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Author Topic: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.  (Read 74984 times)

Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #105 on: September 19, 2009, 01:04:33 pm »
Its named, its gonna kill us.
There goes my plan on making an army of soldiers equipped with bone weapons, or a skelatal elephant.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 01:09:12 pm by Phantom »
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Akigagak

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #106 on: September 19, 2009, 01:08:50 pm »
Wait.
Where does that ramp go to?
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #107 on: September 19, 2009, 01:15:43 pm »
Eat yummy elephant.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #108 on: September 19, 2009, 01:16:22 pm »
Quote from: Akigagak on September 19, 2009, 01:08:50 pm
Wait.
Where does that ramp go to?

=D


By the way, drawing some art right now so everyone be patient :P
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #109 on: September 19, 2009, 01:18:10 pm »
I hate it when people choose the more deadly option when they should choose the benifical option.
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #110 on: September 19, 2009, 01:30:37 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 19, 2009, 01:18:10 pm
I hate it when people choose the more deadly option when they should choose the benifical option.
I hate it when people are hypocrites.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #111 on: September 19, 2009, 01:31:59 pm »
I hate hippos.
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #112 on: September 19, 2009, 01:50:49 pm »
Make a chain/rope. After taming the elephant, attach it to the rope/chain.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #113 on: September 19, 2009, 01:58:21 pm »
Done the art. I'm not good at drawing animals or furries, but whatever whatever.

Hopefully you won't be too disgusted by the kobold. It just fits the mood I guess.


Then, you had an idea.

It's simple really. We, uh, tame the Ele'Phantai. Ah yes, the picture comes to your mind! World domination!!
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Slimdus as your loveslave, El Ele'Phantai as your warmount! We can rule the world! Yes..but first, how do you tame an elephant that you just beat the shit out of, and has a lust for blood?
« Last Edit: September 20, 2009, 05:07:02 pm by Jervous »
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #114 on: September 19, 2009, 02:00:05 pm »
By neutering it?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #115 on: September 19, 2009, 02:03:14 pm »
Force it to smoke weed. And shout slogans at it. And show it movies of elephants beating the shit out of baby elephants and ratmen protecting baby elephants.

But you should probably get your taming skill up first. So go find some small animals to tame
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #116 on: September 19, 2009, 02:06:04 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 19, 2009, 02:00:05 pm
By neutering it?
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on September 19, 2009, 02:03:14 pm
Force it to smoke weed. And shout slogans at it. And show it movies of elephants beating the shit out of baby elephants and ratmen protecting baby elephants.
Seconded! Neuter it, drug it, brainwash it! By the power of evilutionary physiology, we shall bind Ele'Phantai to our will!

Also, that 'bold is hawt. No sarcasm, I'm furry and have confused standards.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #117 on: September 19, 2009, 02:07:20 pm »
Now on actions, speak with the other rat men.
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #118 on: September 19, 2009, 02:07:52 pm »
Show Him that you dont mean harm
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #119 on: September 19, 2009, 02:15:24 pm »
Thats a bit to late...
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