Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Jervous]

These voices in your head keep shouting out random names! Too many! It hurrrttttssssss!

"My name? MY NAME... is RAMILIANIDAS, Drowner of Rivers, Liver of Caves, Dagger User!!!"

The ratmen laugh at your stupid name. They think that the names Ratman, Ratt, Ratman and Telemachus are cool? They're stupid. They'll see, they'll all see!!

(I'll make the tribe's name Bannakaffalatta.)

[Phantom]

"Sorry! Not that!"
Cmon, guys, think of better names, something along the lines of Ozymandias or a Greek name!

[Rashilul]

I wouldn't worry about the cross-breeding since they're rat ancestors played out this scene thousands of years ago with a female human.

fight the other ratmen to become alpha male.

EDIT:I guess in here we have a lady naked kobold.

[Jervous]

Next name I'm taking if I like it, then.

[Digital Hellhound]

since they're rat ancestors played out this scene thousands of years ago with a female human.

Think about that for a second.

Jervous. Our name is Jervous.

[Phantom]

Jervous Olympious, be godly.

[Rashilul]

since they're rat ancestors played out this scene thousands of years ago with a female human.

Think about that for a second.

Jervous. Our name is Jervous.

We will breed a new race of ratmenkobolds!

[Phantom]

Koratbomen?

[Rashilul]

Koratbomenlds?

Fixed. This has to go in suggestions.

[Jervous]

I accept your name! =B (Also, ratmen and kobolds don't have last names unless they're famous.)

"My name is Jervous." The kobold thinks it's exotic. The ratmen remembered that Jervous was the name of an ancient ratman hero that killed a bronze colossus once. They clap softly.

Now, since the ratman said you'd get to mate with the kobold first, you'll have to seduce her. Any ideas, silly voices?

[Phantom]

Hmm, TO THE STRANGE LCS PICK UP LINES!

[NUKE9.13]

For the sake of our fragile minds I will assume it is a cutebold.
Which means it has no idea wat mating is.
Stroke your nose. Slowly.

[Jervous]

Whenever kobolds AREN'T mating, they're thieving

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me right?"

It looks unimpressed. You stroke your nose. Nothing changes.

[Phantom]

Try a better pick up line! Preferably a L+ one!

[Rashilul]

Click chat several times, then flirt, then kiss, then make out, then going steady, then marr- Oops, I don't think the other ratmen would appreciate that.