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Who is the best character(s) in this story?

Jervous (ratman)
- 7 (43.8%)
Slimdus
- 2 (12.5%)
The Ratmen
- 1 (6.3%)
El Ele'phant'ai
- 2 (12.5%)
Leechman Brown
- 3 (18.8%)
That Demon
- 0 (0%)
Nightwing
- 1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Author Topic: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.  (Read 74949 times)

Jervous

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Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« on: September 19, 2009, 10:16:50 am »
Welcome to:

Journey of a Man. A Ratman.

Join Jervous the Ratman on his epic journey as a ratman for...well, he has a lot of ideas in mind, but his biggest is: GETTING LAID GETTING PAID IN WORLD DOMINATION GETTING HIS STORY BACK DOING STUFF. Most of the story is done in asciidraw and in FULL COLOR and in SPOILERS! Up until a part of the story, most of the important things in Jervous' life is not bolded anymore. Give Jervous and the other protagonists and their companions commands to advance the story! Enjoy!

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You are a ratman, in a cave, with three other ratmen. It is quite a sausage fest. There are logs of timber, meat, limbs and bones in the cave. There is a fire going in the cave. It looks dark outside.

One ratman is sleeping. The other two are talking about El Ele'Phantai, terror of the woods. You are the blue r. You feel slightly drowsy.

What do you do?
« Last Edit: April 03, 2010, 02:36:54 pm by Jervous »
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 10:21:18 am »
Run outside the cave
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 10:26:20 am »
Talk to other ratmen
I am the sanest person here.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 10:32:42 am »
You talk with the other ratmen. The sleeping ratman says "Zzz." The two other ratmen start talking to you about how they wish they had a girl in the cave. ratMen have needs, you know?

You run outside the cave. The other ratmen don't really care, but the sleeping one jumps up and yells: "Watch out for El Ele'phantai!"

It is dark. You hear running water and splashing to the southwest.

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« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 10:54:03 am by Jervous »
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 10:35:27 am »
Pick up bones, and use wood to make a bowyers work shop.
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 10:36:04 am »
we have no bowyer workshop

>pick up the bones!
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 10:37:59 am »
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Watch out for El Ele'phantai!"



THat sure look like Phantom! His warning us for him because of his actions
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 10:39:47 am »
Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 19, 2009, 10:36:04 am
we have no bowyer workshop

>pick up the bones!
I SAID MAKE ONE! AND THE TERROR IS AN ELEPHANT!!!
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 10:40:38 am »
Make Ratman mating call
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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 10:47:21 am »
Quote from: Phantom on September 19, 2009, 10:39:47 am
Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 19, 2009, 10:36:04 am
we have no bowyer workshop

>pick up the bones!
I SAID MAKE ONE! AND THE TERROR IS AN ELEPHANT!!!
Ratmen can't make bowyer shops.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 10:47:55 am »
We could always try!
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 10:48:37 am »
dont try it
Focus on picking up the bones
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 10:49:45 am »
What's a bowyer shop? All you can think of is a bone carving station. They start with B's.

You pleasanty ask the ratmen in the cave for a log of wood. They will give it to you. IF you find them a girl. You agree to this.

You pick up some bones on the way out.

You make he ratman mating call. "FOOOOOOODDDD"....Nothing happens. More splashing comes from the southeast, and to the south, branches crack, and the ground tremors slightly. Some trees fall over. You shiver.

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 10:50:52 am »
Run back inside while yelling EL ELEPHANTAI!
Carve bones into sword/bow, make arrows if its a bow.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman.
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 10:53:21 am »
You trip over yourself and run as fast as you can back into the cave screaming "El Ele'phantai!!!" You carve a bone with a stone into a crude dagger, then try to make a bow. The bones aren't long enough so you make five darts. You have one bone left.
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