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Who is the best character(s) in this story?

Jervous (ratman)
- 7 (43.8%)
Slimdus
- 2 (12.5%)
The Ratmen
- 1 (6.3%)
El Ele'phant'ai
- 2 (12.5%)
Leechman Brown
- 3 (18.8%)
That Demon
- 0 (0%)
Nightwing
- 1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Author Topic: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.  (Read 74363 times)

Armok

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #465 on: July 09, 2010, 11:08:19 am »

By biting people. You drink blood, you see. It is very nourishing for your species.
So it's like some kind of biological pyramid scheme?
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #466 on: July 09, 2010, 02:04:59 pm »

By biting people. You drink blood, you see. It is very nourishing for your species.
So it's like some kind of biological pyramid scheme?
No, more like a politician.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #467 on: July 09, 2010, 07:38:13 pm »

Fuck. Nightwing.
Nightwing: Realize none of these bastards are virgins. And the kobold is a whore.
Also adopt extremely british accent.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2010, 07:41:04 pm by Phantom »
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ibot66

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #468 on: July 09, 2010, 09:14:57 pm »

Turn back into a kobold. or, tell your former freinds what has befallen you and help them.
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #469 on: July 09, 2010, 09:16:36 pm »

Turn back into a kobold. or, tell your former freinds what has befallen you and help them.
First the Nightwing was SPAWNED FROM HELL. Second there were no Bloodsuckers Kobold-Nightwings he ever made.
Lastly he never really had friends.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #470 on: July 10, 2010, 07:22:29 pm »

What are you talking about? What kobold? How aren't they virgins? A redneck talking in a british accent..? You don't see it happening. Stop dawdling yourself!
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Phantom

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #471 on: July 10, 2010, 08:57:33 pm »

Fine.
Adopt Texan or John Marston-esque accent.

And meanwhile have some kids with the Virgin-Wings.
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OmnipotentGrue

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #472 on: August 02, 2010, 02:52:25 am »

Bump?
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OmnipotentGrue

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« Reply #473 on: August 30, 2010, 06:06:18 am »

Hey so yeah, kind of didn't want this to die.
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Ochita

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #474 on: August 30, 2010, 06:14:07 am »

How many times has it been necro-ed >_>
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OmnipotentGrue

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« Reply #475 on: August 30, 2010, 06:18:10 am »

My apologies, I just really enjoyed this and I really didn't want it to die.
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Jervous

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« Reply #476 on: August 30, 2010, 08:28:16 am »

I just need some good/serious commands
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OmnipotentGrue

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« Reply #477 on: August 30, 2010, 08:40:56 am »

Enter cave and confront kobolds.
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Jervous

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #478 on: August 30, 2010, 08:50:31 am »

You and your Nightwings quit dawdling and swoop down to the front of the cave, which is simply barricaded by a bunch of wooden planks. The Nightwings easily break through them and-

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fall into some stonefall traps and two die immediately. The other two are unconsious and bleeding heavily. Shiiiiiiit. Now you're outnumbered and on your own. You can't run now, you need blood! What are you going to do?!
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OmnipotentGrue

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Re: Journey of a Man. A Ratman. Chapter 3 Complete. Ratty is back.
« Reply #479 on: August 30, 2010, 08:55:29 am »

Yes, go us!

Swoop at nearby ratman, bearing teeth.

(Also I meant ratmen before, not kobolds)
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