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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Phantom]

> dig down one more floor
> expand new floor (from now on called Basement 2) to a large warehouse with 10 or so workshops going off

Ratmen do not make workshops!
And they don't use 'em either too.

[Jervous]

You correct yourself about not being able to make workshops, but who needs 'em?

To be honest, the whole relationship thing with Slimdus has run a bit dry...afterall, everyone in the cave except your pal Phantai has banged her, so you don't feel the romance anymore. You think it'd be best for some downtime. You throw one of your daggers at the wall and it breaks. So much for that idea. Instead, you tell mister dwarf to dig down another level while you go out with the gang to raid some caravans.

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You arrive to the usual raiding path and hide in the brush with Ratman, Ratt and Telemachus. There is a human caravan infront with an elf caravan behind them. The humans' wagon broke down and they're currently repairing it while the guards stand guard. The elves are waiting impatiently. You note that the bigger wagon the elves have is a huge animal cage, many animals are inside but the elves cover it in cloth so you can't see them.


Got a plan?

[Armok]

Yup: have your best lockpick sneak around from the other side, and try to open that cage withoute being noticed, hoping the annimals take care of the guards. Evry rat be prepared to run away fast in case somehthing backfires.

[Jervous]

You sneak behind the caravans and pull out your lockpick when the elves are distracted. You open up the cage, and pull off the cloth.

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Immediately, a horde of Rhesus Macaques floods out of the cage and nearly tramples you before you run away through the path. The Rhesus Macaques begin to attack the caravans, the humans and elves screaming and running around in unison.

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[Armok]

> wait for the monkeys to disperse.

[Huesoo]

Then kill off any survivors, if none of the mokeys attack the traders then call in everyone to attack while theyre still fazed.

[Jervous]

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The monkies continue to rip apart the merchants, leaving tattered, bloody remains on the path and destroying the cages completely. The guards fight desperately but are outmatched, and fall quickly. Donkeys make their heehawing noises and run off frightened, but not before a few Rhesus Macaques pounce, riding them like mechanical bulls.

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You watch as the battle gets even more gruesome, the monkies going in a berserk rage.

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A donkey flees in your direction, and the Rhesus Macaques follow...they're headed your way! You get into ambush positions and prepare to kill them off.

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Well that's finally over. Stupid monkies.

[Cheddarius]

> loot the wagon

[Phantom]

> loot the wagon

And the dead

[Jervous]

You loot the bodies. Most of it is tattered cloth rags, so you throw all that garbage in a pile. You do find some good loot, you manage to scavenge:

2 bronze spears
3 copper scimitars
5 copper shields
5 bronze caps
1 copper chainmail+leggings
3 rope reed robes

You burn the corpses in a huge fire, along with the rags. You also cook all the animal meat nearby.

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You also loot the wagons. You found:

2 wood cages, one has a grizzly bear
1 iron pickaxe
10 alligator meat
15 bladeweed seeds
15 dimplecup seeds
20 wood logs
15 microline blocks
10 iron bars
30 coal

Also, the three donkies that got away are staying near you, frightened.

[Phantom]

Kidnap the animals, enlighten them.

FREE KALASHNIKOVS (AK47's) FOR EVERYONE (Obscure CnC Generals Reference) FREE BRONZE CAPS FOR EVERYONE!

Give ratman a spear, we shall become Jervous the Javelin (Spear) Thrower with the other spear!

Also: Ratt gets a shield.
Pickaxe for mister dwarf.
Plants for Slimdus.
Meat FOR THE SWARM for everyone.
Keep the other crap.

Attempt to contact any animal man civilization that is not a batman.

[Jervous]

Sorry about the absense, been busy. Updatathon tomorrow, be there or be a squareface.

[Jervous]

You give everyone that stuff. Telemachus gets a little sad you didn't give him anything so he takes some stuff out of your pile. You return to the cave with your phat lewts, rocking out a melody, when you hear a scream coming from below you. Everyone in the cave rushes downstairs and into the new chamber that the dwarf was digging out.

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Bob seemed to have been digging when he happened upon an underground cavern..strange plants litter it's halls, and there he is, cowering in the corner. Three creatures advance on your group menacingly.

[Phantom]

First, punch them in the face to establish superiority.
Second, kill them, kill them all.

[Jervous]

The Dralthas advance, but as the light of your torch shines across their faces, they seem curious and not angered. Nonetheless, you kick their asses and live their bloodied corpses to ROT!

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