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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Jetsquirrel]

Comment her abou her beatiful look

[Phantom]

Do that song from Grease!

[Jervous]

You ask where the kobold is from. She says that her cave is nearby. She's the only inhabitant, other than mole dogs. She leans in towards you and tells you that she thinks they are disgusting, especially their faces. You ask her what a beautiful girl like her was doing around here. Slimdus giggles and tells you she was hunting.

You get a hot picture in your mind of a kobold violently eating a deer.

Oh yeah mang.

You then ask her if she has any relatives. She says a dragon killed them and she doesn't want to think about it. You try to comfort her. The ratmen look at you strangely then go back to tending to the fire, sleeping, and eating.

She talks to you about what you were doing outside. You tell her you were just looking around.

Slimdus looks at you suprised. "But what about El Ele'phantai?"



You whimper. She comforts you. "Don't worry, we'll be safe here." Suddenly, the cave shakes. The sleeping ratman wakes up. "Nice work, just don't say 'things can't get possibly worse!'"

You ask her to mate. She screams. "EL ELE'PHANTAI!!!"

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You begin to think you're never going to get laid.

[Phantom]

Demand all other ratman to carve weapons, then attack!
Set the darts on fire and throw it at the elephant!

[Jetsquirrel]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Option 1 : Dart his eyes out
Option 2 : Let the other ratmen attack first then you
Option 3 : DIG FOR YOUR LIFE

[Jetsquirrel]

maybe he is too fat that he cant enter
you know Ratmen = small and Elephant = Big

[Phantom]

You know, in DF, elephants can enter through the doorways, get through narrow corridors, and many other things right?

[NUKE9.13]

Throw some of the meat out of the cave, over the elephant. Then collapse the entrance as it hunts the meat.

OR

Retrieve that sock over there! Trust me it's there!

[Jetsquirrel]

There comes the sock joke again

[Digital Hellhound]

Whatever you do, protect your (potential) mate!

[Phantom]

Its been around for ages, its funny because its true!
Mark this place as a checkpoint.

[Jervous]

The elephant charges through the entryway and the ratmen and Slimdus scramble to the back of the cave. Ratt grabs a thin log that was in the fire and waves it around, while you throw some darts at the elephant's eyes. Ratman and Telemachus pick up silt from the cave and start throwing it at the elephant. The kobold cowers behind the ratmen. You look for your sock. The elephant grins at you, bearing it's tusks. It has your invisible sock in it's trunk.

The elephant's trunk is pierced!
The elephant's left lower leg is bruised!
The elephant's right upper leg is bruised!

[Phantom]

Enter Sexy Shoeless God Of War Trance, attack elephant.

[Jetsquirrel]

Throw a Burning log at him and ask the kobold nicely to back away

[NUKE9.13]

Throw more darts at the eyes