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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Jervous]

You have:
7 slugmen
7 snailmen
5 leechmen
11 beakdogs

[Phantom]

Put all the leechmen including our self on the beak dogs, and put slugmen on the remaining beakdogs.

CHARGE!
_{Note to self, name self Custer.}

[Jetsquirrel]

DONT DO IT!! it will kills us all!

>try to lure them out by 1 by 1 and kill them then!

[Phantom]

Strengths
-Numbers
-Beak Dogs
-Superior Training(?)
-No Bones (For Slugmen and Leechmen)
-Armored Shell (Snailmen)
Enemy Strengths
-Fangs
-Hardened skin
-Stoned

[Phantom]

Well this revive didn't last long at all.

[silhouette]

Walk in then walk out continuously.

[Cheddarius]

> CHAAAAAAAARGE

[Beanchubbs]

What kind of weaponry/armor does our troupe have?

[Phantom]

Ding. I mean bump.

[Jervous]

CHAAARRGGE!!

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Well, looks like this is turning out better tha-

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OH SHIT

EVERYONE RUN! RUN!!


"Phew..we got away. I was worried there for a second...dammit, why are we so terrible at fighting? There were only like seven of them, and at least twenty of us! I just don't understand! We need to get stronger...we need weapons. We need armor. But where are we going to get it? We suck at stealing so there's no point there. Hmmm.."

Then, someone comes up to you. It is another faceless leechman, but he seems determined. His face has a grimace, yet it bears courage, and strength. He starts talking to you, but you weren't listening because you were busy examining him. Speaking of examining...

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His face could write a story..it is like his head holds a thousand words, and you could never finish reading it all. The way he wears his emotions brings hope to you, and gives your life meaning. You have never felt more happy in all of your life...

"So, sir, we have options, as you said before. Set up a headquarters, make workshops, and make our weapons and armor out of the bones of the wilderness, wood and bones. And skulls, for helmets I guess...what are you staring at?"

You snap out of your daze and nod many times. Your swampfolk band together and begin chopping down trees with rocks and sharp objects left lying in the open of the clearing you're in. Two of them still have pickaxes, and they start digging out a moat. Huh. Usually you have to tell them everything..

Wait..

USURPER! THAT LEECHMAN IS USURPING YOU!!!



...


It feels great! You get to work yourself, and in a few days your fortress is built!

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You've never felt so proud in all your- *BONK*

You black out..

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You scratch your head and stand up. Man, has it been a while.

[Phantom]

Ask everyone what the hell happened while you we're in coma.

[Jervous]

You already know what's been going on, you even helped out! You were expanding the cave, and training. Ratt, Ratman and Telemachus have been training non stop with you for two days. Ratt became a Hammerrat, Ratman a Spearrat, and finally Telemachus a Bowrat. Oh, and you became a..alright fine you didn't train at all and were busy having fun with Slimdus. Oh well.

Anyway, the dwarf has made this place look dazzling, and Slimdus made a farm outside so you never run out of food...of course your big buddy El Ele'Phantai goes hunting everyday, so it doesn't matter eitherway.. Oh well. You've been being bandits as of late, killing off adventurers and stealing their stuff. Life has been good.

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But you're bored. What to do?

[Phantom]

Go on a raid, find an elven caravan and murder them all.
Steal the animals.

Also become a Throwerrat by repeatedly throwing your dagger/knife at a wall.

[Armok]

> have fun with slimdus

[Cheddarius]

> dig down one more floor
> expand new floor (from now on called Basement 2) to a large warehouse with 10 or so workshops going off