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Jervous (ratman)

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Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

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El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

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That Demon

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Nightwing

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Luke_Prowler]

Let him live, but he owes you a favor

[Armok]

> "You bis one of them humies right? With big churning wheel-places and hard shiny tingies that makes the simplest warrior into a nightmare, that makks giant square caves that rise up from that land and bend to your wills? Show us how to do these things, and become as mighty as the humies and dorfs, and I will let you lives, deals us?"

[Jervous]

"You bis one of them humies right? With big churning wheel-places and hard shiny tingies that makes the simplest warrior into a nightmare, that makks giant square caves that rise up from that land and bend to your wills? Show us how to do these things, and become as mighty as the humies and dorfs, and I will let you lives, deals us?"

The human understands your translation and nods his head several times. He drops his sword and shield and Slimdus brings him upstairs.

[Phantom]

Ask human for name.

[Jervous]

Before the human leaves, you ask him his name. He tells you it's Ado Treemountains.

Rundown of people:

Jervous: The horny protagonist.
Ratt: Lead warrior of the cave.
Ratman: The sleepy one.
Telemachus: The one who eats too much.
Slimdus: The hawt kobold.
El Ele'Phantai: The murderous yet soft elephant.
Ado Treemountains: The cowardly swordsman.

[Phantom]

Give the human the codename of Christopher Valdez
Spar with swordsman

[Jervous]

You give the human a codename. He wonders why. You ask him if he wants to spar. He tells you that he can't right now since his arm is broken from the elephant charge.

Here's an idea. Why don't you loot what in the lower level of the cave?

[Phantom]

Loot, rape, and pillage.

[Luke_Prowler]

Except the last two. Just loot

[Jervous]

You decide to keep the plump helmet storage downstairs, and move all the wood downstairs aswell. You strip the meat off of the spearman's corpse and put the meat upstairs in the stockpile. You put his bones and the other bones you found earlier in a stockpile near the column. You loot his corpse and room and find:

Dyed Red Rope reed tunic x2
Dyed Brown Rope reed leggings x2
Rope reed socks x4
Rope reed shoes x4
Copper Spear (in Slimdus' possession)
Copper Shield (in slimdus' possession)
Leather Waterskin x2
Leather backpack
Carp bone idol
Carp bone earring x2
Carp bone ring x2
Rope reed rope

You decided to let Ado keep his possessions, but keep his weaponry in safekeeping in a super secret compartment. You personally take over the spearman's room.

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[Phantom]

Explore outside, with the elephant and Ratt.

[Jervous]

You walk upstairs with El Ele'Phantai and notice Ado talking with Slimdus about how to keep the fire from smoking up the cave. She's laughing.

You growl. You walk over to Ratt and ask him if he wants to go explore outside. He agrees, it's so boring around here.

Which way do you explore?

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[Phantom]

Bring the trees inside, then go west!
Hopefully we'll find humans with a six shooter crossbows.

[Jervous]

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You explore to the west. You are on a hill. Below, there is a dwarven caravan being attacked by four wolves.

[Phantom]

Ride El Ele'Phantai ove rthe wolves, while ratt charges as a second wave.