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[ToonyMan]

[CURRENCY_BODY]

... Prostitution? D:

Reasonableman: EGADS
Reasonableman: WHAT VILLAINY

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[PTTG??]

Have you considered doing that with all the vertebrates/civs? It's worth a shot.

[Haspen]

Code: [Select]

[ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]

Zombies! D:

[moki]

"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.

If there is ever enough processing power to properly interpret randomly generated (travestied?) creature tags, Toady will surely program the engine for it... random creature genereration has nothing on this
Just imagine the possibilities of pressing the "completely random game" button...

[Sean Mirrsen]

It'll be like someone shoved DF through a crazy madlibs program. Like one of those odd verses -

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Jay]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Was I supposed to be unable to read that?

[Farce]

"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.

beardwarves

bear dwarves

Genius.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Was I supposed to be unable to read that?

Unless you never read anything of Lewis Carroll's, no. It's from Jabberwocky. It's just an example of a world translated into nonsensitalk.

[CobaltKobold]

"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.

If there is ever enough processing power to properly interpret randomly generated (travestied?) creature tags, Toady will surely program the engine for it... random creature genereration has nothing on this
Just imagine the possibilities of pressing the "completely random game" button...

well, more RG stuff is in the devnotes.

[Naes Draw]

Some randomness I got.

[SHOPKEEPERSONALITY:FRIENDOORS]
- Please, come in!
[HERWORKER_NAME:trainess]
- A female trainer?
[FISHERWORKER_NAME:cats]
- Not the best of ideas in my option...
[SWIM_SPEAK]
- *BLRB-GLUB!*
[ATTACKFLAG_CARNIVORE]
- Huh. You eat with that attack? That's a cool idea.
[trAPPERSONALITY:ADVENTUROUS]
- They would have to be.
[trACTOR_NAME:spears]
-Um, what?
[BUTCHEERFULNESS:0:0]
-Guess you can't butcher it.
[CAN_NAME:dress]
-I call it Steve
[ANIMAL_CAN_CIV]
-Um, you're missing a few tags there.
[DESCRIPTION:An odd being, a female
humanoid with cats]
-Crazy cat lady!

[Dakk]

[OBJECTOR] - Phoenix Wright has this tag

[RELIGION_MAKER] - And Jesus had this one

[BIOMESTIC_PET] - A pet that can only be raised in the wild

[START:ANIMAL_PLANDALIST] - Thats a bad start, baaaaad

[SIEGE_POP_NUMBER:15:30] - "SIR LOTS OF PEOPLE DISAPPEARED DURING THE SIEGE, THERE'S ONLY 30 LEFT!"

[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Sooooooocks

[PERMITTED_JOB:GLASSTRUCTION:PUNISH_SETTED_JOB:WEAPON_HARP] - GLASSTRUCTION

[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CARPENT_EXOTIC_PRODUCTS] - This means you can shop on ebay

[PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_GROUP_NUMBER:PUNISH_CARPENTITY] - Lots of people are working towards punishing those carpenters!

[ETHIC:KILL_ACTOR] - As long its Bob Saget, I'm in.

[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMING] - Toady's tag

[TWO_HANDERER] - This person aways carries things with two hands

[WEAPON_SPHERE:GRASSAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - THE ELVES GOT THE GRASS ON THEIR SIDE

[TOY:ITEM_SHIRT:COMMON] - "Guess what I got you to christmas, sonny!" "Waaaaaaat" "A SHIRT!" "OMG YEY"

[CREATURE:GRASSTRUMENT_FLESHERBALL:EVIL] - Sounds like one of the new titans, it sounds better then a living ball of vomit, anyway

[CHILD:1] -Currently used by Chinese dwarves

[Ruttiger]

Messing with the raws using the travesty generator is a neo colloquialism gold mine.  For instance, DIPLOMATTACK, from [DIPLOMATTACK:SPINERATOR] (which sounds awesome for all sorts of other reasons too).

[Naes Draw]

[liTTER:shouldn't...]

Ohhh. Can we have this one?

I also got one I lost but it was something about playing with themselves... I'm a bit at a loss there.

[Sean Mirrsen]

[WEAPON_MACY] - A sort-of-but-not-quite-a-mace.
[WEAPON_ENT:ITEM_ARROW:COMMON] - I don't think ents would be keen on arrows.. or as arrows...
[CURRENCY:GOBLING_RATE:ELF] - Erm, uh.. what's the gobling exchange rate on elves?
[HEAD:COMMON] - Good for creatures and coins alike!
[trACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Thieves and hackers flock to this civ.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:WAR:NAME_SUPPORT:ANY_SAME_WAR] - I can't quite make it out. Something about eating anyone whose name is the same as the current war you're fighting.
[PANTS_PANTS_GREAT] - Great pants.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_TEMPLATE:BRAINER] - Yeah, you can do it if you don't break your brain figuring out what it means.
[CAN_HAMMER_WAR] - Pretty neat, I'd say.
[CREATURE_MAKER] - Erm, yeah...
[WOOD_ANIMALS:UNCOMMON] - Yeah, you don't see them much. Except in sieges.
[ARMOR:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_MENACINGS:COMMON] - Well, these ARE dwarves. One of these days they'll figure out ways to make armor menacing with enormous corkscrews.
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES_BOOTS_LOW:COMMON] - Will this thing please stop making GWB references?
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMER] - Dwarves can wear hammers ANYWHERE. And instead of ANYTHING.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_DRUM] - If one became sapient, you too would do something awful to it after a few nights.
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_EXTREME_ROAD:NAME:horn] - This makes an odd sort of sense. But I don't see a point in modifying just the horn, some suspension and drivetrain work would also be needed.