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[Vester]

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?
[trAINSTRUMENT_HELM:ITEM_TOY_PHOES_SHOES:ITEM_SIEGE:VIOLENT:ITEM_TOY_GHOUND_FIGURINE] - This one is... odd.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE]
[WORD_SHOES_SIEGERIOUS]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Vandalism's all good.
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_REAVE_ANIMAL_TROPHY_ANIMAL_MAKE_TROPHY_AXE] - I want this job.
[ETHIC:TOR] - I don't know.
[INSTRUMENTITY] - It's like the Instrumentality, only weaksauce.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR:ITEM_WIZARD] - Your job is to wear the wizard. No questions.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TYPE:KOBBY] - I suppose this one is the Kobold ethic to "go forth and multiply".
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_TROMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Of course it's acceptable! Everyone loves trombols.

[Typoman]

man this thread has had me laughing so hard my ribs hurt, my favorute is [severonbreath]

[Ampersand]

In a bit of a twist, I decided to Travesty three pages of recent posts on the forum, including a couple from this thread.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you swear you may bet it. [SWIM_SPEED:2900] - why two number flesh,
I get well be a bar, get the local are court to delives. Again, attributes
of blood Ravens. man the second, becoming they oay for thing child to help,
but is tile their room) Income:(How much more "continues try "they are
a "she" before left. Three othere other words. Sorry, I'll be these are
anyway". In they're" instead of the second, you seem to a bit competising
story. I undead, or even "their room) Rent:(How much they are ready has
comprehensively) how to attributes but why can someone specially, 12 is
tile the has cooking my rulers are the people or (Q)uit? I'd like? Faradaia
strikes in then I finally the first posted but can styled nation, attent
game, how to go over a

This one starts almost comprehensible, but steadily declines into hilarious madness.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you want a competising(spelling) army or a fun one? Human or aliens?
Quantity or Quality? They've already said that Ultramarines are only a
placeholder.

My bet is on Moar Blood Ravens. man this thread has
had me laughing so hard my ribs hurt, my favorute is [severonbreath] Sign
me up, first part (time is short) but if I eat with others it erodes my
ability to stop. I'm not constantly eating, I just hate syntax errors that
are the attributes but are there any other tags I should have a SATA hard
drive and my mobo is SATA. The problem is when I get VB working on your
PC either. Didn't read the first post. That said, the trailer is cool,
but this really hard to spellcheck. You have died. Restore an (O)lder game
save, (R)estart, or (Q)uit?

[ToonyMan]

XD

The dude died.

'R'estart

[Sean Mirrsen]

[WEAPON_SWORLD_BURNER] - I'm afraid.
[MAJOR_CHESTIC_PANTS_LOWER]...
[WEAPON_CHAIR] - Uses the Wrestling skill.
[START:BY_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEMSPECIFIER:ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SPLING:PUNIC:KILL:GOODCRAFTER] - There is history behind this tag. I can almost see it.
[BODY_DETAIL:UGLY] - That's blunt.
[HELM_CROSSBOW] - It probably swivels.
[CAN_SWORD_COAT] - Is it a coat of swords, or a coated sword?
[trANSLATION:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HEAD_CAN_HAIR] - It could only be better if it was ITEM_HELM.

Edit: Order 4:
[ALL_ANIMALS:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - That's harsh.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR] - OW!
[AMMO_BRIDGE] - It's a bridgeapult! It LAUNCHES BRIDGES!
[CLOTHIEF] - Crippling Overspecialization much?
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE] - Elves...

[Lofn]

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?

Incorrect.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.

[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.

[Vester]

[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?

Incorrect.



Holy wow I am humbled.

That thing is huge.

Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.

[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.

A crossbow that fires longswords... wow.

[BortJr]

[CURRENCY:GUTS]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]
[WORKSCREWERBODY]
[CONTYPE:LOWERBODY:HUMPEST]
[ETHIEF]
[REAGENT_DRUID]
[BODYGUTTER]

[Haspen]

[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]

Nobles :O

[Amalgam]

[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CHASM] - Ehehehe.
[CREATURE:STRAMPLE:'g'] - Sounds weird.
[MALL_ACTIVITY]
[BIOME:MOUTH]
[HOME:spirits of firey glow hoots] - ?
[FANCIFULNERATE_FREQUENCY:5] - Sure fancifulnerates a lot.

[ATTACK:SPIRIT_OF_FIGHTFORWARF] - What??
[PERSONALITY:0:0] - I know some people like this.
[BUILDING:jackal dances] - No clue.
[SPEAK_DOG] - Woof woof.
[FRESH] - Speaks for itself, I think.
[NOT_BUTCH] - Stop calling me that. T_T

[MEGABEAK] - :V

[SWIMS_INNATURAL] - Umm.
[CREATURE:SHARK_WOBBEGONGFIN:BYTYPE:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:PIERCE] - Wobbegongfin is my new favorite word.
[MEAN_TEMPER_TROPICAL] - GRRRR.

[Khym Chanur]

Taking the Dwarf, Fluffy Warmbler and two <spoiler> creature raws from the soon-to-be-released game (minus the comments), I get:

[BODY_SIZE_DILUTES] Heh
[NOFESSIONS] No confessions?
[TENDOORS] Why not nine?
[INSULAR] Hmmm, that might actually make sense in some contexts.
[BLOOD:LIME] Lime flavored blood?
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] Chaaaaarge!
[ATTACK_SKIN_WHISKERS] Get rid of those beards!
[NOEXERTER] For lazy dwarves.
[NO_GENT] You, sir, are no gentleman.
[BIOME:forgotten children] Kind of sad, kind of creepy.
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:IRIS_EYELATE] First it bites you over and over again, then it attacks you with its eyes!
[ATTACK:KICKNESSIONS] She kicked him in the nessions!

Doing it to plant_standard.txt:

[EDIBLE_CONIFER] Mmmm, delicious trees...
[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.
[SAPLING:twisting strawberry] Sounds cool.

[Majorlag]

[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.

They do, we call them Kobolds.

[Wirevix]

I come bearing gifts!

[PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - They don't have very many opinions.
[MATGLOSS:BOOKLUNGS:HEAR] - I don't think that's what booklungs are for...
[SPRING:chatters:strawberry] - spring must be very noisy.  All those chattering strawberries.
[NAME:frogment] - Pieces of frog? 
[BP:RH:right ankle between BEAK wheel] - I... what?
[NAME_PLURAL:JUSTIFIER:EVIL] - ...Evil twins only?
[ETHIC:KILL_VALUE:2] - Death to all twoooooooooos!
[ENTITY_MEMBEDDED] - I am not entirely sure what that would imply.
[MILL:PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - Now is it saying milling is rarely a personal matter, or that you should rarely mill your personal matter?
[CANOPENDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Opening doors is fun!
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_GLOVE HYDRA_FINS] - Hydra fin gloveshoes.  Sounds interesting.
[DIPLOMAT_BODY:BASIC_HEAD] - ...huh.  That could be a problem.
[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:punch:punch:punches:satyr] - Satyrs get punched!  No exceptions!
[HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_JOB:PUMP_OPERATES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Uhh.  Pump-operated socks.  Somehow unsurprising.
[BONE_PREDATOR] - Either a predator of bones, or a predator made of bones...
[trAPCOMP:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORDSMAN_NAME_SUPPORT:MOUTH:mouth] - I... d-d-d-what?
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHOES:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:6:GORE] - Gem shoes!
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_PRODUCTS] - I guess they really hate animals...?
[SEVERONBREATURE] - Not as good as [SEVERONBREATH], but I like BREATUREs...
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_TUNNEL:NAME_PLURAL:plump helmet spawn] - Armor tunnel!
[CONTYPE:DRUID] - Guaranteed to stick to druids.
[LAYERING:PUNISH_CAPITAL] - If you get fat you get hammered?
[PERSONALITY:ALTRUISM:PERSON] - Not a great definition.
[BIOME_SIEGE:NAME:fairy] - And this is where you get siege names like "Attack of the Pillows."
[NOBREAKING:whip fins] - Do not break the whip fins!
[DRINK:dwarf.txt] - Delicious text files.
[NO_DRINK:guts] - I agree.
[PERMITTED_JOB:COOPERATOR] - You are allowed to cooperate?
[CON:SRLS2:first fire:spirits of fire:spirit of firey glowingfin] - Uh ur what
[BP:RH:right ear foot] - What kind of creature...
[NAME_WALL:EVIL] - Evil walls!
[SUBSELECT_UPPERBODY:HUMANOID_JOB:TRADER_TRAPPERSONALITY:EVIL] - And evil Trader_Trappers!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Not a great job to have.
[MULTIPLE_LITTED_JOB:TANNER] - Multiple kids are sentenced to be tanners.
[BODY:5FINGERS:5TOES:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG:UNCOMMON_DAGGER_TYPE:HEAD] - I agree, heads are a very uncommon type of dagger.
[HEAD_CANLATCH] - But I guess they have their uses!

[Sean Mirrsen]

[BLANDERER] - Probably not a fun creature.
[LAYABLE:0] ...
[ATTACK:800x600] - Awesome AoE.
[PLANT_ANT_ATTACK:MAINABLE:Crude] - Plants attack with ants?
[MATERIAL_ALL_PLAYABLE] - Now you can play as Dolomite! Or even Bauxite!
[BODYGLOSSBOW_EMBARRELATCH] - I can't make clear sense of either word.
[SWIMS_INVADED:3] :3 can be a smiley too.
[BARREL_COMBAT_CAVE_MAX:400:1000:200] - BARREL KOMBAAT!
[PREFSTRING:densly spotted for get into trouble-layered cubs]
[RAIN:BYTOKEN:RH:bashes:1:3:BLUDGEON] - 1:3 bludgeon damage from each raindrop...
[SHOW_EMBARK_PITCHFORK] - Uh?
[WEAPON_ARBALISTA] - Arbalista. I have to mod that in.
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_KNIFE] - Yes, it tends to speed relations along.
[SKILL:SPEAR_GIANTAXEBLADED] - Giant... axe-bladed... spear... IT HAS TO BE DONE!
[PREFSTRING:PUNISH_DISSECTORY] - Oh god...
[trAPCOMP_SKIRT_LONG] - That's surprisingly true. TRAPCOMP_SKIRT_SHORT would be even more true.