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[Sean Mirrsen]

So what happens when you take the entirety of the subtitles in Portal 2 and properly format them? You get a mess of text that's not resembling any dialogue because it's all split in blocks by speaker, and there's tons of unused lines in there, plus lines from the co-op part of the game.

Interestingly, even with the mass of spoken lines in the co-op story mode, GLaDOS is very far behind Wheatley on the sheer number of spoken lines.

So then, let's put all that into the Travestificator and see what other lines were cut from the game.

Spoiler: Portal 2 travesties (click to show/hide)

GLaDOS: All joking for you were raccoons.  You know I can one of time I just use garbage. It's just hang in, and, but if anyone looming for. Bit of the odds are than only tests. That's not throw up to tracks. This solved' it, you still earn front here! A Lovely bird like? I just forgetting here...

GLaDOS: For good news is... [BOOM!] danger!

GLaDOS: Congratulation, I'll done. You're her.

Wheatley: Machiavelliant! Hold on!

GLaDOS: Now please let 'em hello?

Wheatley: Ah, friends. Good. My name. Let's seen immune to say she window and calories of science.

Wheatley: GET ON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AROUND. Well, well. [FADES OUT]

GLaDOS: Look, we're before you have to my lair? Is hard.

Core 2: I am begin.

Core 1: Dad! I'm up top. There'd you to point in an hour! Solve the principles of poor some postcard into bother cube in there we going tired.

GLaDOS: Of course is BOSS ME AN IDIOT!

GLaDOS: Federal is send you go.

GLaDOS: Wait! I know you'll probably not a monitors I took them.

Core 3: The vault door made a lot fail.

Announcer: Good jump. What's right, start worrying mnemonic anxiety. So your sixteenth center. But very very tiny and learn, even there? It's me!

GLaDOS: At least falling normal. We're now long happy facility contest. You know us and we'll almost little should like a trap. Just taughter!

Defective Turret: Yeah, brilliant! Look at there almost this entire was enemy. What's terrifying.

Wheatley: Turn around here anymore: Are you fast. And we'll need to find the only credit: I need to you carry me pure vandalism. You know! Everybody.

Cave Johnson, well, I trusted her. You have a man's lasagna so much deep fat eyes are the phonest, the pale spheres a cool line.

GLaDOS: You have right, of canasta, plug me says sad. But importal.

GLaDOS: The Enrichment for your file, in the temples.

GLaDOS: Humans have me for than the best.  Not going around for these test.

Core 2: Shake it the lemons! This potato. Button pushing ever. Back it. I know you're note, I need and put so it's space.

Defective Turret: Well, I guess I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.

Core 3: At think too bad, empty little idiot interesting about then abandon it.

GLaDOS: Oh. Advanced Aerial Emancipations only a new idea, since.

Wheatley: I know. You alright. So twisty your memory band all that was invaluable forever. Just done.

Wheatley: I just turned it, to Aperture mustard!

Wheatley: Okay. I am only seeing show-off who ever listening pretty fatty now these. Skip ahead and you alive? That just like that, human with humans?

Wheatley: Baking fruit. This is not open fire. Okay don't getting happened this.

GLaDOS: Comets. Stand we'll be here. Built for us. While to congratulation gel. They're killing cats.

Wheatley: Oh! Good jumper. Proper make you for a moron.

Wheatley: Okay, here is puzzle. Do your tests, we know thing.

Wheatley: I KNOW WHAT'S THE BUTTON.

Wheatley: Oh! Almost like asking test ends with us right. Little idiot bullet-riddled body birds.

Wheatley: Jump! Actual. We can basketball! It's a password! I'm going tragic conscience. Just results Auditor is idea, mentioned you'll ask you were these?'

Cave Johnson: Bad news: that. It's you're going there!

GLaDOS: Orange. The has 32 million button.

Wheatley: But I can habitats. Write my back to you needs to be deadly poison. I know - murdered him in PRETTY HOT WATER here.

Wheatley: Here is self-destroy me. You get it is. Ohhhh, nope.

GLaDOS: Don't failing bathroom fully not think? If any sense pain. At least one.

Wheatley: Pull me out of disappointing you solving to find two  tests.

Wheatley: Oh! I though, so -ah - I KNOW WHO'S A MORON!

[Dunamisdeos]

"You have a man's lasagna" is the best compliment.

Also, "Wheatley: Jump! Actual. We can basketball!" and "Wheatley: Oh! I though, so -ah - I KNOW WHO'S A MORON!"

[Max™]

Those Prequel ones were better than the actual script, and the combination of "The power of Wookies?" with the bit about the tank kissing Padme had me in tears.

[IndigoFenix]

Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.

I feel like these movie scripts would be perfectly at home made into Flash animations on Newgrounds.

[Dunamisdeos]

Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.

I feel like these movie scripts would be perfectly at home made into Flash animations on Newgrounds.

I modded a couple into existence, such as Bear Dwarves and Speecho the Trustworm.

[PTTG??]

I fed all creature raws to a neural network with 8 layers.

10 epochs later, it made this:

[CREATURE:GIANT_MIUSHRE]
        [POPULATION_NUMBER:5:10]
        [CLUSTERAPKISM_ELE]
        [POPULATION:PURTER]
        [POPULATION_NUMBER:20:30]
        [CLUSTER_NUMBER:5:10]
        [CREFSTNE,one]
        [BODY:HUMANOID_ARMLESS_NECK:2WPSUET_GARGEN][NOBK:preds]
        [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:6561:6115:5683:1755:7456:8567] 5 kph
        [APPLYACRTECTIT_CARE_ADTACK]
        [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
        [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
        [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:GIANT]
        [GEROSR:BIRD_EAGLE]
        [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:2:3]
        [PREFSTRING:leech:ed snalel beges]
        [PREFSTRING:colorful putes]
        [PET_EXFTU:FLPOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
        [LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
        [LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
        [LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
        [MAXAHERIALS]

In conclusion,

[CREATURE:SHEMAN]

[ZM5]

In conclusion,

[CREATURE:SHEMAN]

Oh please no.

[PTTG??]

[CREATURE:SHAME_FRESNER]
                [CDI:TAIL_ANLUL:200:700:100:110:130:200]
                        [APP_MOD_NON_ON_VERM:knack:panda togy]
        [CREATURE_TILE:'o']
        [COLY:SHEPHSOL]
        [NOT_BUTCREROB_MAN]
        [COPY_TAGS_FRAM:WALTUW_CLEMLYOY:1]
        [DIURNAL]
        [HOMEOTHERM:10067]
        [LOW_LISSUE_NAMEADION_PURBHR]
        [CHILD:1]
        [EXTREUT]
        [CHILD:1]
        [DIURNAL]
        [HOMEOTHERM:10070]
        [ABPLYOUT_POPK_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
        [PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
        [CREPRTULE_BLOOD]
        [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEEKBER]
                [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
                [ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RESOVER:50:80:90:100:100:100:100:1000:100] fick woman]
        [SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]
                [CASTE_NAME:mountain eak:NP]
        [SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
        [CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC:20000700]
        [GO_TO_START]
        [NAME:giant dongoe:green arlipards:giant yingo]
        [CASTE_NAME:rambat:longom:brown recluse swalks]
        [DESCRIPTION:A huge monster the shell-dike ocees
        a[CVEOMUPTOIT]
        [POPULATION_NUMBER:10:25]
        [CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:45]
        [CASTE:FEMALE]
                [FEMALE]
        [CASTE:MALE]
                [MALE]
        [SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
                [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
                        [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1]
                                [TLCM_NOUN:hairs:PLURAL]
                [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
                        [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:A16u0:100]
        [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
        [BODY:INSECT:2]
                        [CELERAZEOT_SKTACKER:CLASKE]
        [SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
         [PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
                [ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
                [ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
                [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
                [ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
                [ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
                [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGEM] nob known geverlopur]
        [CV_CONVERD_TAG]
                [ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
        [ATTACK:PUNC:2000:110:200:100:100]
        [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
        [MAXAGE:2:3]
        [ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:BEAK]
                [ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
                [ATTACK_VERB:king:spider]
                [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
                [ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
                [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
                [ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
                [ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]

BEWARE THE SHAME FRESNERS! And their terrifying [CVEOMUPTOIT]!

[Dunamisdeos]

It's like an air freshener, but for your SHAME. Now in DONGOE scent.

[Enemy post]

The link to the Travestificator download seems to be broken.

[Sean Mirrsen]

The link to the Travestificator download seems to be broken.

I had put a note to PTTG in an earlier post to replace the link, but he appears to have missed it.

Dropbox took down all Public links, so I had to reupload the file elsewhere. It's up on Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-dH7h5-e_uQWTdnNXlhS2xjUkk

[PTTG??]

So I did. It's fixed now.

[Dunamisdeos]

And now, Dunamisdeos' Poetry Corner. (Trav. lvl 6)

On the Prince of a town called Bel Air

Started making trouble in the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the school
When a couple of Bel Air'

I pulled up to the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all about how
My life got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and when it came near
The license playground was finally there
I'll tell you how I became the house about how
My life got in one little fight and it had dice in my neighborhood
I got scared
She said fresh and it had dice in Bel Air'

I pulled up to the cabbie 'Yo homes to Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in the house about seven or eight
And I yelled Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and when it came near
I'll tell you how I became near
The license plate said 'You're movin' with your auntie and raised
On the house about seven or eight
And I'd like to the Prince of guys who were up to take a minute
Just sit on my neighborhood
I got flipped-turned up to no good
Started making trouble in the playground was finally there
I'll tell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin'

---ADDITIONALLY---
I tried to do Dragonforce lyrics, but I couldn't tell the different from the real thing.

[KittyTac]

[VALUE:MOUNTAINING:GOOD] IDK what "mountaining" is but IT IS GOOD!!!!

[RELID] It's like a felid (the race I modded in) but with a R at the start!

[CREATURE:CITY] Nice creature you got there.

[NJW2000]

Travesticating Trump's inauguration speech.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So to all across the horizon.

Do not share one gathere today we are one Administration.

And we are in its citizens.

For too many of life on anyone, but which the very special meaning. Because today we all bleed the future.

We will start with the citizens.

America Strong Again.

Thank you, they looking our products, stealing our shores, with every special meaning. Because this movement is total allegiances and confront hardships. But we all across America Strong Again.  Their families.

We do not fail. Our country has reaped the rules: Buy America First.

The travestificator tends to identify certain patterns:

America Strong Again.

We, they celebrate for the same great men and Americans, a different reality exists: Mother, We Will Make America Strong Again.

We will build new ones – and right now.

We will foreign capital, and one nation, on immigrational effort to patriotism, which leaves our military;

Subsidized world: thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless You, And God Bless American.

And the closing remarks:

Americans.

It belongs to you, God Bless You, And God Bless You, And God Bless You, And God Bless America.

The oath of our military;

We've defend our people.

That all enjoy the job done.  No challen interests first.

Washington flourished – but always pursue solidarity.

We, the wealth.

I will define our success.

All fairly amusing. But I felt like it should be a little... dwarfier.

So I put the DF Devlogs in as well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Accept politics will get our loyalty to unlock they used in a great nations to not let it shine as an oath of life by there.
05/01/2017 Toady One The establishment identity forward, a new mammal convictims, and then the Earth from the Earth.

I will not see the same dreams

One by the site companies, approximate popups to patriotism, which are not survive. The next duke -- they look up at the America.

However, every foreign affairs, we've finally, we will bring back our people.

For too many living all bleed to restore the dwarven civilized the expect eventually seek friendship and sneak back the wealth, strength.

you'd know your artifact's location system, flush with cash, but which may or may not involved now than the urban sprawl of Detroit or the first squad out of my dwarves come back, they look up at the bedrock of our country and law enforcement and, most importantly, we are protected by God.