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[Eric Blank]

no, it doesnt match the syntax very well, we just enjoy its beautiful mess. Then we make things ourselves

[Sean Mirrsen]

You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.

It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.

It jumbles it up in such a way that the product is in correct DF raw syntax?
But then how could it understand English syntax as well without any changes?

It doesn't understand syntax much. It creates readable text by virtue of not only using symbol combinations found in the source, but also using them with the same probability that they occur in the source. So the longer the text you feed to it, the better it manages to form coherent sentences.

With DF raws though, it mostly just follows the raw syntax - square brackets for tags, colons separating elements. The results are never actually workable, but they're very fun to read.

((Note: my comments are in double-parentheses. Comments prefaced with -- are from the raws themselves.))

[HAS_NEUTRAININGULAR]

[LOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID]

[ANY_TEMPLAN:STANCE_MATEGORY:ADVENDRA]

[APPLY_CREATURE:SHIP]

[PREFSTRUCTURQUOISON]

[ATTACK_FLYING:mid-sized, raven allightly-strel.]

[SITION:A large form othe sponsore:goblenderine

[APPOINTROLLER]

[IMPORTANDY:QUADRUID_ART]

[PET_ENDINGULAR]

[ENDING_POPULAR]

[BIOME:giant chill.]

[REGION:The Bamber]

Just becomestics.  Mainlessness.]

A colored. Their small_mammal was long natural man:fox women:bark:bark]

[GENDERGROUND]

[LOOSE_SEA_MONSTRUCK (two heath is declare prized, walks once bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites value

[OBJECT:PLANT_TOKEN:grama]

[WOOD_WOOD_BISCUITS]

[ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]

[COLOSS:MAUVE_THICKNESS]

Badgers:grizzly blunt-force cow]

[AMMO:ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]

Crows:red-purple flocks following formation of rocks.]

PLUCKED_LOVEBIRTH]

[INTELLIGATOR] -- they have differ from Wikiped only when burrow]

[TIMBRE:FORESTLINGUISTIC_PET_EXIST]

[ALCOHOL_CREAM]

[TREE_COMBAT:80:900]

A coldest parakeet burrow boominated.

Here, somethods as pedalboars tool.]

Wolve properly.

[NON_MORNING:EVIL]

[AMBUSHTIT_MAP_DESIGN]

happybara

[INST_FIPPLE, PURE, PURE, PIERCING, HARSH_TROLLECTED_IF_SELF]

[NATURE:OLM_MASK:RARE]

[PLANTER][VEGETATIONED]

[TUNING as forest.]

[SAVANNA_TROLL_NUM:TEST_ALBATROLL]

[BASIC_FORTIFIED_IF_EXTREMES:bentgrasp and learn mayhem.

[FUNCTION, SCRATCH COVER]

[GOBBLINGULAR]

[VOLCANO_MINIFORGE]

[CAN_LEGLESS_NECKS:2]

[NIGHTENING:translucentaurs:minotaur:milion]

[ITEMCORPSE_QUADRUPED_NECKS:2]

[NOTHOUGHTLESSNESS]

[OBJECT:PLAYABLE_BURIAL:SKILL:UNTHINKABLED]

can use colossus:broad and AIR_HUNTING, HARMONIC_SERPENTRY]

[NO_THONG:VIBRATES]

[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND]

[NAME_FEEL_EMISSION_FACTOR]

[MUSICALLY_ERODE_ENABLE_VERMING:EAR:30:0]

And finally, ultimate weapon.
[AMMO:ITEM:SMALL REGION]

[NJW2000]

Travesticating a project on charity for variety:

The good done to humanity generally, are made on the basis of emotional connection, and thus is not the earth’s ecosystem and animal life. We could never receive it, despite this, we can still be 3.5 times as many donation.

vice is essential to charity

The former fisherman’s life before their time.

Vices such as carbon removed from the number of years the patient by a doctor might be. If everyone donated to charity, they would live without operation

This may be inexact or have disturbing margins of error because it is considered a key twentieth century literary figure, yet did not sell a million works

authority that aims to “reduce poverty… and spur growth in developing countries such as who people desperately in need of attention or financial support who will never really considered the correct way of comparing the relatives, especially with the charity you donate to. 

It is debated whether “good done to humanity by a charity’s cause as a justification for giving.

This is still alive and can be measured.

[Dunamisdeos]

This is still alive and can be measured.

[Loam]

Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:

Spoiler: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (click to show/hide)

OBI-WAN : Don't look at me. I don't have him! It wasn't my fault really...Sebulba flashed me with his
introductions.

WATTO walks off, laughing without a power supply

CAPT. PANAKA : There is only the
DROIDS. JAR JAR hold on but can't get
words out that make sense.

FOUR
PILOTS, and EIGHT GUARDS surrounded by several BATTLE DROIDS begin to cry.

FROGS and OTHER LITTLE ANIMALS flee in all directions as a democracy.

Together we shall bring
peace and prosperity to the bridge.

MACE WINDU : I do not wish to be a LITTLE DROID

QUI-GON : Just relax, the Force be with you.
YODA : A Jedi must have the Senator's statements!
VALORUM : The point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry!

QUI-GON : You have
betrayed me! How could that be true? I have a big day tomorrow. (beat) Goodnight.

PALPATINE bows before the TWELVE MEMBERS look to one another
in an incredible display of acrobatics

ANAKIN and PADME is
unbearable.

ANAKIN : Do you think, Master Jedi?
QUI-GON : I need a midi-chlorians?

INT. WATTO'S JUNK SHOP - DAY
The PROBE DROIDS blast many GUNGANS.
The GUNGANS.
The GUNGAN GENERAL CEEL signals
a retreat as the will of the prize,
or what?

PALPATINE starts to climb up the wall.

THREEPIO stares at ANAKIN and smiles; he smiles back. They start walking down
the street and into a fast
moving river.

QUI-GON : I have assurances from their utility belts that
turn into breathing masks.

Thousands of SENATORS and their droids break in to rescue the QUEEN, PALPATINE.

SHMI : Be safe.
ANAKIN : No, sir.

QUI-GON : I don't approve.
QUI-GON dies.

CAPT. PANAKA : The Queen appears about a foot long in front of the Naboo fighter. ARTOO and JAR JAR are
waiting in an adjoining room. They can see there's an even bigger danger. We will see.

JAR JAR starts to cut through his
electrobinoculars. He picks out his long tongue.

INT. TEMPLE OF THE PILOTS jumps into a murky lake and walks over to ANAKIN
over and over. The young JEDI.
OBI-WAN : Don't look at the vast temple.

PALAPATINE : It is to be commended...what is it?

SEBULBA jumps up out of the throne room. Wearing her
elaborate headdress and robes, she sits, surrounds him. The bureaucrats, enforces
the laws, and gives him a hug.

YODA : May the Force, but you may not penetrate the shield generators...

GUARD : May I help you, son?
ANAKIN : Yes...we have no
difficult time
keeping control.

He puts
the power pack back into JAR JAR's shoulder.

NUTE : No need to unravel this mystery of the bubble city.

JAR JAR : (Cont'd) We are your readings?
OBI-WAN : No!
QUI-GON : Your mother.

AMIDALA : Honorable representatives of the SITH LORD fight their way outside
the building with the Force

JAR JAR : Yousa no tinken yousa people ganna die?
AMIDALA : What options do we have?
PALPATINE : Our only hope is for the Supreme Chancellor Valorum, I come to free those pilots.

OBI-WAN turns to answer and sees he is hanging over another engine. The crowd SCREAMS. WATTO is angry but remains composed.

EXT. FEDERATION BATTLESHIP - BRIDGE
Ten ugly destroyer droids!

FODE/BEED : - (O.S.)
B : He's catching Sebulba.
QUI-GON : (V.O) Because you've lost!

OBI-WAN : You were in my dream...you were my ally...my friends, Mom.

There is a gasp from CAPTAIN PANAKA and HIS SOLDIERS climb into the tiny racer.

DARTH MAUL, OOM-9, and a hologram of DARTH MAUL : I told you there are so many of them.

OBI-WAN's head emerges from the waist as JABBA THE HUTT enters the main hanger.

AMIDALA : No place is here. It is filled with a
series of bleeps.

INT. QUEENS QUARTERS - LIVING AREA - DAY
Paradise. Billowing clouds frame a romantic body of water. There is something.

WATTO pulls out a series of deadly rays before the TWELVE JEDI.
MACE WINDU : He is the chosen one...he will...bring balance...train him!

EXT. MOS ESPA - ARENA - VIEWING PLATFORM - DAY
The laser sword battle cruiser is lowered as OBI-WAN is impatient and paces, waiting for trouble.

INT. WATTO'S JUNK SHOP - DAY
WATTO reads a small cloud of dust.

QUI-GON looks at her, a little less naked.

QUI-GON : Then, I will not let our tragedy continue their sword fight.

ANAKIN runs and jump from a balcony rail of his AIDES and VICE CHAIRMAN MAS AMEDDA, takes over to QUI-GON, and ANAKIN emerges from the bowl
with his tongue flops out and grabs the clam, swallowing it into the melting pit as a frustration.

The hologram of PALPATIONE sputters and fades away.

The Main Hanger is a large vent in a giant hanger bay.

SHMI : (O.S.) Who is it?
RABE : Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi.
ANAKIN : I won't be absurd. There are too few of you. It won't be long before
he hits the switch to
close the blast doors!!!
The huge, very thick blast doors!!!
The huge, very thick blast door.

CAPTIAN TARPALS rolls his eyes and runs out the window, and that his life.

It's pretty beat up, but I'll have your winnings, minus the cost of the mud.

QUI-GON swings his laser sword with all his might and knocks DARTH MAUL off the chart...

ANAKIN waves to the incredible SANDO AQUA MONSTER.

QUI-GON : I have encountered a Jedi and stole it from him.
ANAKIN : I.. will become A Jedi...I promise you.
AMIDALA : You truely believe it's the boy may be; nevertheless, the boy was going to win! Somehow
you knew it! I lost everything is OK. JAR JAR slurps his soup rather loudly.

The GUNGANS CHEER, until they see the GUNGAN ARMY marching around the vast blanket of stars in the sand, and they all sense it. Why can't you?

A red ray shoots out of his mind power, waves his hands in hers, she draws his weapon, but before an orange racer. Sitting to one side, cooing as he
rests.

JAR JAR : Oh, no, no, no...
BOSS NASS and several of his hand caught in the Naboo congressional box floats into the waterfall.
JAR JAR turns and start firing.

EXT. THEED - CENTRAL HANGER - DAY
The hanger, SIX WHEEL DROIDS and gives the signal. HUNDREDS OF GUNGAN WARRIORS watch. There is no interest.

PADME : What in blazes is going on down the hill. JAR JAR is in a continual cloud of dust, smashing everything

INT. CENTRAL HANGER - HALLWAY
The SITH LORD appears behind him. OBI-WAN switches over the finish line, the winner.

QUI-GON has harnessed the EOPIES, pulling the Pod with SHMI sitting
on it. WATTO passes ANAKIN a small balls of energy with slingshots. The WARRIORS march in long lines toward the ground. QUI-GON (dressed as a farmer)
enters the Queen for the Supreme Chancellor, delegate from the brush.

ANAKIN is asleep. PADME is a little beep.
PADME : He's perfectly legal, and we'll be far away.

JAR JAR swims magically through the cityscape of Coruscant

Spoiler: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (click to show/hide)

Suddenly, there aren't enough Jedi to protect me...

They enter the apartment. Suddenly ANAKIN'S grim look means business... it's
business is business is business; WATTO gets the hint quickly and sit down next to it. OBI-WAN signals the BARMAN.

CLOSE - Somewhere close by. OBI-WAN stares; YODA chuckles.
YODA
(continuing)
You must remember it;
time changes your personal feelings away... but I had to get a
really gonzo color...

YODA
Count Dooku was once a Jedi. He wouldn't have done that.

JANGO FETT rockets up and down, through negotiations are continuing, in Huttese

PADMÉ
(continuing)
Thank you! Thank you, Your Highness. I only wish I could to save him,
but he died... they all did. They were magical.

SENATOR ORN FREE TAA swings from the pillars seems to be having a
nightmare. He is very restlessly in his sleep. He mutters to himself up to deliver the coup de grace.

PADME wear a beautiful, I mean... and much shorter... for a Senatorial advisor

EXT. NABOO, MOUNTAIN MEADOW - LATER AFTERNOON
NANDI place dessert in front of him and throws it at him. He catches the post and takes a swipe at PADME, then back to ANAKIN.

YODA leans into her ear.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, you disappoint you, Dooku.

PADMÉ
I don't call me that.

JANGO FETT guides the ship around traffic. Finally, satisfied, he takes out a little claw-arms, he grabs the Jedi Master

OBI-WAN
I am sorry to disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem.

The CHILD runs through the asteroid.

ANAKIN
I don't want to sell me death-sticks.

TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DROIDS snap into the group as a well dressed JAR JAR steps forward with a surge of power.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE - EVENING
YODA and MACE WINDU
We will find out who in the
hell he is and who he’s working
for...

YODA
Agreed, Master Obi-Wan. If the
prophecy is true, you
should stay in office.

ELAN SLEAZEBAGGANO
Wanna buy some death sticks?
OBI-WAN
I'm looking away.

OBI-WAN
It's Good to see you! This is
Anakin. Anakin, they
betray you. You've made a
commitment to the Jedi able to go to Geonosis.
Their sentence of death is a great deal to do.

PALPATINE
If called upon, I will serve. But
it will be invisible, M'Lady.

OBI-WAN fires a couple of weird tattoos on his forehead. He wakes up with the Corporate Alliance

ARTOO wakes up. ANAKIN stands up and looks down. OBI-WAN notes the Chancellor
will be punished and possibly thrown out of ZAM’S hand.

A mischievious little choking gasp.

OBI-WAN gives ANAKIN and PADME kisses him on his back, and suddenly zooms away into lightspeed a while ago.

A HAND suddenly clutches at the base of the setting sun.

MACE WINDU
Sorry to disturb you, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

OBI-WAN deflects the blast and swings it to aim at OBI-WAN

The hologram switches on a control panel. His Interstellar Sail Ship glides through the roof of the speeder and is deftly gaining on the edge of a cliff. He gets off

the pavement and runs to the bowling wind toward the desert. PADME laughs and throws the shimmering lake and there by random feet. The bounty hunter called ZAM WESELL

continues to follow his destiny.

PADME
How would you like it if you had a nightmare.

They come to Wattos' shop, and the NEXU, having chewed up the ACKLAY, starts to juggle the fruit flies into his hand. He staggers back, gasping

C-3PO
Of course! He is anxious to see
you. After a moment they're vicious, mindless
monsters. Thirty of us went out
after her. Four of us came back into my life.

(to Anakin)
Noooooooo! Little Bitty Annie?
(Looks at Anakin)
What is she thinking.

The great rotunda, the UPROAR is even louder. Opposing SENATORS yell furiously at one another.
MAS AMEDDA
Order! Order!!
Finally, satisfied, he takes out her laser pistol. There is a brief pause, then BOBA FETT, looks at him suspiciously. He starts up his speeder. The two speeders bank

sideways as they move away along the wall. He loses one lightsaber and cuts into the podium.

The DRIVER gets up and realises where work is going on. He comes to a kind of shortcut?! He went
down there, they are all clones of you.

OBI-WAN switches on a control everything going on, ANAKIN sets the two hologram switches on his forehead. He wakes up.

SENATOR AMIDALA is more beautiful... I never
dreamed one day I'd live in a real world.

ANAKIN
Padme tells me he was boy. Now he's confused...

MACE WINDU stares at them. He is identical to the bowl down on the table, where ALIEN FACES look back at MACE WINDU

OBI-WAN
I’m looking at the readout on the grass, in a playful, coy mood, talking.

NUTE GUNRAY
Foul!! She can't do that.
Could you, Anakin? Could you, Anakin? Could you, Anakin?

YODA attacks! He flies forward with a start, then realises what has happening. He hopes you willing to forget the
niceties of democracy, Annie. It gives me infinitely greater power.

OBI-WAN attends to her wounded in the tranquil waters of the city planet of Geonosis. He is big - bald and sweaty, old and alien. Not someone.

MACE WINDU makes his plea.
MACE WINDU, then slowly shakes his plea.

PADME
It's not, Mom, I promise you.
And all I ask in return is when my
current term of office is over, we need
that clone army now!

ANAKIN rids the spear at the ACKLAY. The NEXU bounds after it. The REEK passes the happy couple and, amid gently falling rose petals, ANAKIN deftly moves his pod to

the middle of a crowd of JAWAS. He asks them from direction.

There is sporadic yelling for a moment of truth.

PALPATINE'S expression is forbidden for a Jedi.

A GREAT SPACE DOGFIGHT ensues between two robed legislators.

YODA attacks! He flies forward; ANAKIN hands him a bowl of food.

MACE WINDU listen as a hologram. It shows PADME at age ten or eleven. She is an elderly, frail-looking human Jedi.

ANAKIN looks disapprovingly at his backpack that shoots up

PADME
Don't worry, this
guy's gonna kill himself up.

ZAM races into a bag.

ANAKIN
Of course, M'lady. I was only trying to push
us into a civil war.

OBI-WAM
Who was the last thing I have to a
father... I love you, and before that, I was a
builder. I also worked for a year to
defeat the "Military Assault Ships.

PADME, ANAKIN swing their weapons. ANAKIN rides over a large parking lot of Spaceships on the Chancellor's majordomo, tries to calm things down as PALPATINE
Due to the Force, pulls the gun out of ZAM’S hand.

The NEXU's claws dig deep into PADME'S eyes.

JOBAL
You're just in time for the consequences.

JANGO FETT zooms in front of it, gazing at the readout on the underside of the future.

I only
Wish I could
wish my feelings for
you.

Obi-Wan's Astro-Droid, who is sitting on a stool in front it, studying to betray you.

Of course, I'm just a simple man, trying to
kill you Padmé

ANAKIN takes out a little
boy... and your lives will be
spared.

Spoiler: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (click to show/hide)

OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

The JEDI activate their lives.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.

They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.

ANAKIN manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN, ANAKIN in shock, PALPATINE, causing the magma. A column of aliens riding on the threshold of a new beginning.

He looks around you who would bring balance to the roof eave

QUI-GON: (V.O.) The ability to defy oblivion. That's what's left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue the swordfight.

C-3PO enters from death, but not himself.

The TRADE FEDERATION DROID ARMY. CORPORATE ALLIANCE TANK DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi's chins.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI: . . . and with them, and they will do my best to uphold the principles of the destruction.

Our allegiance is to the HOLOGRAMS of PLO KOON and KI-ADI-MUNDi

ANAKIN doesn't like it when he was an attack on DOOKU.

His long hair is frizzed out into space.

ANAKIN appears on the far wall of the ramifications of what has happened.

PALPATINE emerges from the tower, climbs up the side. The power of the Wookiees?

The main cannon of a second tank slowly starts to give her another kiss. She steps back.

PALPATINE springs to life.
The full force of Palpatine, what a welcome sight!

The cannon fires, and QUINLAN VOS and the OTHERS panic. The DROIDS coming across the platform, down a flight of stairs onto a WHEEL SCOOTER and take fire in return.

ANAKIN smiles as he blasts away from Padme.

Then POGGLE THE LESSER loses his eyes.

OBI-WAN: Save your wife from certain female Senator.

ANAKIN gets out from dying.

FlRESHIP PILOT: We are hoping to form an alliance in the blink of an eye.

ANAKIN, following her drop back and right . . . executive directives, sometimes a dozen DRAGON-LIKE LIZARDS. SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over to OBI-WAN

on the veranda, where TWO HANDMAIDENS, Motee and Elle, approach them at high speed on the beach. DROID GUNSHIPS provide air support, while a SPIDER DROID emerges with

FOUR ROYAL GUARDS check them over and checks him out. He turns to ANAKIN's ship and start to leave; ARTOO follows.

It is a volcanic planet which generates into chairs. Everyone will agree on that.

ANAKIN uses the Force surrounded and gunned down by PALPATINE.

BAIL ORGANA: Let us see what we can to stop fighting ferocious assault in a synchronous ballet.

ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Patience. In time they will never return.

175 EXT. CORUSCANT -PADME'S APARTMENT-VERANDA-NIGHT
YODA squishes his way out of his chair and sees on a screen the back of the LIZARD BOGA, who runs to him.

TRADE FEDERATION cruiser approaches as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS transform into the WOOKIEE CHIEFTAIN

OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi will no longer report to me . . .

ANAKIN exits his GREEN JEDI FIGHTER skims over them and continue until General releases his grip as a pipe breaks, causing pipes to break, and fluid is spewing

everywhere.

TWENTY CLONES suddenly rappel into the Force

OBI-WAN yanks on the tiny green Jedi, catching him in mid-air and thrown across the controls.

They all look at me. I don't care if they were made of butter. PALPATINE.

PALPATINE makes a giant leap into the opposite wall. He takes him past OBI-WAN, slings him over his ship.

ANAKIN's body is carried along in a few feet of the smaller vent. He closes its wings and settles on the curved walls as he goes around where that kind of a request

belongs. I'm not going anywhere. You have become, Qui-Gon Jinn. Your apprentice killed all the controls. ARTOO watches his ship. On a ledge above the Jedi way.

SIO BIBBLE walks with Anakin in the name of security.

He is too unfocused to conduct a war. This will bring a quick end to the CHANCELLOR’S OFFICE

PALPATINE, causing the future, Anakin has turned to the CLONE SERGEANT on the AT-ST CLONE, dripping wet, and they engage in hand-to-hand combat. OBI-WAN, jumps down

behind the crowd of SENATORS, including some wind blades. GENERAL accelerates past the boat. There is something. I can see you two are in love. Padme, Anakin, what are

you going to banish all droids.

BODYGUARDS, smashing the Man Calamari Ballet doing "Squid Lake."
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.

ODD BALL: There are rumors in the buffeting winds. The Jedi and the TWO DROID FIGHTER skims over the edge of the two is the Sith!!! Anakin, don't say things like that.

You're no match for the elevators.

Kl-ADI-MUNDi uses his lightsaber, a flurry of confusion, and all the BATTLE DROID SHARPSHOOTERS try to take control.

PADME takes a moment and the Sand People. Now, we must all endure adjustments to the lake on Naboo. We could go to the landscape.

YODA enters, using the magma. A column of black smoke can be trusted to do what I must.

OBI-WAN tries to physical self.

The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, blowing them on fire. Large plumes of smoke. A small pipe, fighting.

BAIL ORGANA: Yes. I agree with you, Master Jedi. We don't want to get moving.

ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies into the roof eave of the bed. He is breathing heavily. He puts his fingers to his death. No more moans.

ANAKIN: Move to the exterior hull of the sky.

The JEDI concur. Master Kenobi, is now an enemy of democracy we thought of self. No physical self.

MACE: Skywalker has been burned off. He is hiding in a circle around your waist, and holds his head-his eyes and tries to drag PADME onto them, Artoo. Master, General,

we found the bridge to join the EMPEROR and GOVERNOR TARKIN.

OBI-WAN standing on you.

ANAKIN's Jedi Starfighters. They overhear OBI-WAN's hand. COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber. PALPATINE walks in front of Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship toward them.

PADME lies on a cot or bed inside the ship's computers.

YODA is deflecting the war.

OBI-WAN fights one of Obi-Wan?

OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi will be reorganized into the fuel. Just before he is overrun and shot.

DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.

[ZM5]

OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

The JEDI activate their lives.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.

They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.

Palpatine was right in this continuity.

DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.

Amazing.

[dwarf_reform]

Yeah, the Savannah after stood downhear the kid!
It my fries
For the kids!
He was a worriends no passing wart-hooog!
Very time the rest of your days
Yeah, sing it, kid!
It's our problem-free phrase
Hakuna Matatata!
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Matatata!
He coul, that my fries
For the was a certain a worriends no passing it hurt the kid!
It's our days
It means no wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata!
Why, when I was a wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Matatatatatata


EDIT:
Aye-aye captain.
I captain!

If nautical nonse be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain!

If nautical nonsensense be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and flop on the something you wish... SquarePants!

Oh! Who like a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob...
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?

SpongeBob...
Aye-aye captain.
I can

[Dunamisdeos]

Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:

Spoiler: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (click to show/hide)

OBI-WAN : Don't look at me. I don't have him! It wasn't my fault really...Sebulba flashed me with his
introductions.

WATTO walks off, laughing without a power supply

CAPT. PANAKA : There is only the
DROIDS. JAR JAR hold on but can't get
words out that make sense.

FOUR
PILOTS, and EIGHT GUARDS surrounded by several BATTLE DROIDS begin to cry.

FROGS and OTHER LITTLE ANIMALS flee in all directions as a democracy.

Together we shall bring
peace and prosperity to the bridge.

MACE WINDU : I do not wish to be a LITTLE DROID

QUI-GON : Just relax, the Force be with you.
YODA : A Jedi must have the Senator's statements!
VALORUM : The point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry!

QUI-GON : You have
betrayed me! How could that be true? I have a big day tomorrow. (beat) Goodnight.

PALPATINE bows before the TWELVE MEMBERS look to one another
in an incredible display of acrobatics

ANAKIN and PADME is
unbearable.

ANAKIN : Do you think, Master Jedi?
QUI-GON : I need a midi-chlorians?

INT. WATTO'S JUNK SHOP - DAY
The PROBE DROIDS blast many GUNGANS.
The GUNGANS.
The GUNGAN GENERAL CEEL signals
a retreat as the will of the prize,
or what?

PALPATINE starts to climb up the wall.

THREEPIO stares at ANAKIN and smiles; he smiles back. They start walking down
the street and into a fast
moving river.

QUI-GON : I have assurances from their utility belts that
turn into breathing masks.

Thousands of SENATORS and their droids break in to rescue the QUEEN, PALPATINE.

SHMI : Be safe.
ANAKIN : No, sir.

QUI-GON : I don't approve.
QUI-GON dies.

CAPT. PANAKA : The Queen appears about a foot long in front of the Naboo fighter. ARTOO and JAR JAR are
waiting in an adjoining room. They can see there's an even bigger danger. We will see.

JAR JAR starts to cut through his
electrobinoculars. He picks out his long tongue.

INT. TEMPLE OF THE PILOTS jumps into a murky lake and walks over to ANAKIN
over and over. The young JEDI.
OBI-WAN : Don't look at the vast temple.

PALAPATINE : It is to be commended...what is it?

SEBULBA jumps up out of the throne room. Wearing her
elaborate headdress and robes, she sits, surrounds him. The bureaucrats, enforces
the laws, and gives him a hug.

YODA : May the Force, but you may not penetrate the shield generators...

GUARD : May I help you, son?
ANAKIN : Yes...we have no
difficult time
keeping control.

He puts
the power pack back into JAR JAR's shoulder.

NUTE : No need to unravel this mystery of the bubble city.

JAR JAR : (Cont'd) We are your readings?
OBI-WAN : No!
QUI-GON : Your mother.

AMIDALA : Honorable representatives of the SITH LORD fight their way outside
the building with the Force

JAR JAR : Yousa no tinken yousa people ganna die?
AMIDALA : What options do we have?
PALPATINE : Our only hope is for the Supreme Chancellor Valorum, I come to free those pilots.

OBI-WAN turns to answer and sees he is hanging over another engine. The crowd SCREAMS. WATTO is angry but remains composed.

EXT. FEDERATION BATTLESHIP - BRIDGE
Ten ugly destroyer droids!

FODE/BEED : - (O.S.)
B : He's catching Sebulba.
QUI-GON : (V.O) Because you've lost!

OBI-WAN : You were in my dream...you were my ally...my friends, Mom.

There is a gasp from CAPTAIN PANAKA and HIS SOLDIERS climb into the tiny racer.

DARTH MAUL, OOM-9, and a hologram of DARTH MAUL : I told you there are so many of them.

OBI-WAN's head emerges from the waist as JABBA THE HUTT enters the main hanger.

AMIDALA : No place is here. It is filled with a
series of bleeps.

INT. QUEENS QUARTERS - LIVING AREA - DAY
Paradise. Billowing clouds frame a romantic body of water. There is something.

WATTO pulls out a series of deadly rays before the TWELVE JEDI.
MACE WINDU : He is the chosen one...he will...bring balance...train him!

EXT. MOS ESPA - ARENA - VIEWING PLATFORM - DAY
The laser sword battle cruiser is lowered as OBI-WAN is impatient and paces, waiting for trouble.

INT. WATTO'S JUNK SHOP - DAY
WATTO reads a small cloud of dust.

QUI-GON looks at her, a little less naked.

QUI-GON : Then, I will not let our tragedy continue their sword fight.

ANAKIN runs and jump from a balcony rail of his AIDES and VICE CHAIRMAN MAS AMEDDA, takes over to QUI-GON, and ANAKIN emerges from the bowl
with his tongue flops out and grabs the clam, swallowing it into the melting pit as a frustration.

The hologram of PALPATIONE sputters and fades away.

The Main Hanger is a large vent in a giant hanger bay.

SHMI : (O.S.) Who is it?
RABE : Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi.
ANAKIN : I won't be absurd. There are too few of you. It won't be long before
he hits the switch to
close the blast doors!!!
The huge, very thick blast doors!!!
The huge, very thick blast door.

CAPTIAN TARPALS rolls his eyes and runs out the window, and that his life.

It's pretty beat up, but I'll have your winnings, minus the cost of the mud.

QUI-GON swings his laser sword with all his might and knocks DARTH MAUL off the chart...

ANAKIN waves to the incredible SANDO AQUA MONSTER.

QUI-GON : I have encountered a Jedi and stole it from him.
ANAKIN : I.. will become A Jedi...I promise you.
AMIDALA : You truely believe it's the boy may be; nevertheless, the boy was going to win! Somehow
you knew it! I lost everything is OK. JAR JAR slurps his soup rather loudly.

The GUNGANS CHEER, until they see the GUNGAN ARMY marching around the vast blanket of stars in the sand, and they all sense it. Why can't you?

A red ray shoots out of his mind power, waves his hands in hers, she draws his weapon, but before an orange racer. Sitting to one side, cooing as he
rests.

JAR JAR : Oh, no, no, no...
BOSS NASS and several of his hand caught in the Naboo congressional box floats into the waterfall.
JAR JAR turns and start firing.

EXT. THEED - CENTRAL HANGER - DAY
The hanger, SIX WHEEL DROIDS and gives the signal. HUNDREDS OF GUNGAN WARRIORS watch. There is no interest.

PADME : What in blazes is going on down the hill. JAR JAR is in a continual cloud of dust, smashing everything

INT. CENTRAL HANGER - HALLWAY
The SITH LORD appears behind him. OBI-WAN switches over the finish line, the winner.

QUI-GON has harnessed the EOPIES, pulling the Pod with SHMI sitting
on it. WATTO passes ANAKIN a small balls of energy with slingshots. The WARRIORS march in long lines toward the ground. QUI-GON (dressed as a farmer)
enters the Queen for the Supreme Chancellor, delegate from the brush.

ANAKIN is asleep. PADME is a little beep.
PADME : He's perfectly legal, and we'll be far away.

JAR JAR swims magically through the cityscape of Coruscant

Spoiler: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (click to show/hide)

Suddenly, there aren't enough Jedi to protect me...

They enter the apartment. Suddenly ANAKIN'S grim look means business... it's
business is business is business; WATTO gets the hint quickly and sit down next to it. OBI-WAN signals the BARMAN.

CLOSE - Somewhere close by. OBI-WAN stares; YODA chuckles.
YODA
(continuing)
You must remember it;
time changes your personal feelings away... but I had to get a
really gonzo color...

YODA
Count Dooku was once a Jedi. He wouldn't have done that.

JANGO FETT rockets up and down, through negotiations are continuing, in Huttese

PADMÉ
(continuing)
Thank you! Thank you, Your Highness. I only wish I could to save him,
but he died... they all did. They were magical.

SENATOR ORN FREE TAA swings from the pillars seems to be having a
nightmare. He is very restlessly in his sleep. He mutters to himself up to deliver the coup de grace.

PADME wear a beautiful, I mean... and much shorter... for a Senatorial advisor

EXT. NABOO, MOUNTAIN MEADOW - LATER AFTERNOON
NANDI place dessert in front of him and throws it at him. He catches the post and takes a swipe at PADME, then back to ANAKIN.

YODA leans into her ear.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, you disappoint you, Dooku.

PADMÉ
I don't call me that.

JANGO FETT guides the ship around traffic. Finally, satisfied, he takes out a little claw-arms, he grabs the Jedi Master

OBI-WAN
I am sorry to disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem.

The CHILD runs through the asteroid.

ANAKIN
I don't want to sell me death-sticks.

TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DROIDS snap into the group as a well dressed JAR JAR steps forward with a surge of power.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE - EVENING
YODA and MACE WINDU
We will find out who in the
hell he is and who he’s working
for...

YODA
Agreed, Master Obi-Wan. If the
prophecy is true, you
should stay in office.

ELAN SLEAZEBAGGANO
Wanna buy some death sticks?
OBI-WAN
I'm looking away.

OBI-WAN
It's Good to see you! This is
Anakin. Anakin, they
betray you. You've made a
commitment to the Jedi able to go to Geonosis.
Their sentence of death is a great deal to do.

PALPATINE
If called upon, I will serve. But
it will be invisible, M'Lady.

OBI-WAN fires a couple of weird tattoos on his forehead. He wakes up with the Corporate Alliance

ARTOO wakes up. ANAKIN stands up and looks down. OBI-WAN notes the Chancellor
will be punished and possibly thrown out of ZAM’S hand.

A mischievious little choking gasp.

OBI-WAN gives ANAKIN and PADME kisses him on his back, and suddenly zooms away into lightspeed a while ago.

A HAND suddenly clutches at the base of the setting sun.

MACE WINDU
Sorry to disturb you, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

OBI-WAN deflects the blast and swings it to aim at OBI-WAN

The hologram switches on a control panel. His Interstellar Sail Ship glides through the roof of the speeder and is deftly gaining on the edge of a cliff. He gets off

the pavement and runs to the bowling wind toward the desert. PADME laughs and throws the shimmering lake and there by random feet. The bounty hunter called ZAM WESELL

continues to follow his destiny.

PADME
How would you like it if you had a nightmare.

They come to Wattos' shop, and the NEXU, having chewed up the ACKLAY, starts to juggle the fruit flies into his hand. He staggers back, gasping

C-3PO
Of course! He is anxious to see
you. After a moment they're vicious, mindless
monsters. Thirty of us went out
after her. Four of us came back into my life.

(to Anakin)
Noooooooo! Little Bitty Annie?
(Looks at Anakin)
What is she thinking.

The great rotunda, the UPROAR is even louder. Opposing SENATORS yell furiously at one another.
MAS AMEDDA
Order! Order!!
Finally, satisfied, he takes out her laser pistol. There is a brief pause, then BOBA FETT, looks at him suspiciously. He starts up his speeder. The two speeders bank

sideways as they move away along the wall. He loses one lightsaber and cuts into the podium.

The DRIVER gets up and realises where work is going on. He comes to a kind of shortcut?! He went
down there, they are all clones of you.

OBI-WAN switches on a control everything going on, ANAKIN sets the two hologram switches on his forehead. He wakes up.

SENATOR AMIDALA is more beautiful... I never
dreamed one day I'd live in a real world.

ANAKIN
Padme tells me he was boy. Now he's confused...

MACE WINDU stares at them. He is identical to the bowl down on the table, where ALIEN FACES look back at MACE WINDU

OBI-WAN
I’m looking at the readout on the grass, in a playful, coy mood, talking.

NUTE GUNRAY
Foul!! She can't do that.
Could you, Anakin? Could you, Anakin? Could you, Anakin?

YODA attacks! He flies forward with a start, then realises what has happening. He hopes you willing to forget the
niceties of democracy, Annie. It gives me infinitely greater power.

OBI-WAN attends to her wounded in the tranquil waters of the city planet of Geonosis. He is big - bald and sweaty, old and alien. Not someone.

MACE WINDU makes his plea.
MACE WINDU, then slowly shakes his plea.

PADME
It's not, Mom, I promise you.
And all I ask in return is when my
current term of office is over, we need
that clone army now!

ANAKIN rids the spear at the ACKLAY. The NEXU bounds after it. The REEK passes the happy couple and, amid gently falling rose petals, ANAKIN deftly moves his pod to

the middle of a crowd of JAWAS. He asks them from direction.

There is sporadic yelling for a moment of truth.

PALPATINE'S expression is forbidden for a Jedi.

A GREAT SPACE DOGFIGHT ensues between two robed legislators.

YODA attacks! He flies forward; ANAKIN hands him a bowl of food.

MACE WINDU listen as a hologram. It shows PADME at age ten or eleven. She is an elderly, frail-looking human Jedi.

ANAKIN looks disapprovingly at his backpack that shoots up

PADME
Don't worry, this
guy's gonna kill himself up.

ZAM races into a bag.

ANAKIN
Of course, M'lady. I was only trying to push
us into a civil war.

OBI-WAM
Who was the last thing I have to a
father... I love you, and before that, I was a
builder. I also worked for a year to
defeat the "Military Assault Ships.

PADME, ANAKIN swing their weapons. ANAKIN rides over a large parking lot of Spaceships on the Chancellor's majordomo, tries to calm things down as PALPATINE
Due to the Force, pulls the gun out of ZAM’S hand.

The NEXU's claws dig deep into PADME'S eyes.

JOBAL
You're just in time for the consequences.

JANGO FETT zooms in front of it, gazing at the readout on the underside of the future.

I only
Wish I could
wish my feelings for
you.

Obi-Wan's Astro-Droid, who is sitting on a stool in front it, studying to betray you.

Of course, I'm just a simple man, trying to
kill you Padmé

ANAKIN takes out a little
boy... and your lives will be
spared.

Spoiler: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (click to show/hide)

OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

The JEDI activate their lives.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.

They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.

ANAKIN manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN, ANAKIN in shock, PALPATINE, causing the magma. A column of aliens riding on the threshold of a new beginning.

He looks around you who would bring balance to the roof eave

QUI-GON: (V.O.) The ability to defy oblivion. That's what's left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue the swordfight.

C-3PO enters from death, but not himself.

The TRADE FEDERATION DROID ARMY. CORPORATE ALLIANCE TANK DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi's chins.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI: . . . and with them, and they will do my best to uphold the principles of the destruction.

Our allegiance is to the HOLOGRAMS of PLO KOON and KI-ADI-MUNDi

ANAKIN doesn't like it when he was an attack on DOOKU.

His long hair is frizzed out into space.

ANAKIN appears on the far wall of the ramifications of what has happened.

PALPATINE emerges from the tower, climbs up the side. The power of the Wookiees?

The main cannon of a second tank slowly starts to give her another kiss. She steps back.

PALPATINE springs to life.
The full force of Palpatine, what a welcome sight!

The cannon fires, and QUINLAN VOS and the OTHERS panic. The DROIDS coming across the platform, down a flight of stairs onto a WHEEL SCOOTER and take fire in return.

ANAKIN smiles as he blasts away from Padme.

Then POGGLE THE LESSER loses his eyes.

OBI-WAN: Save your wife from certain female Senator.

ANAKIN gets out from dying.

FlRESHIP PILOT: We are hoping to form an alliance in the blink of an eye.

ANAKIN, following her drop back and right . . . executive directives, sometimes a dozen DRAGON-LIKE LIZARDS. SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over to OBI-WAN

on the veranda, where TWO HANDMAIDENS, Motee and Elle, approach them at high speed on the beach. DROID GUNSHIPS provide air support, while a SPIDER DROID emerges with

FOUR ROYAL GUARDS check them over and checks him out. He turns to ANAKIN's ship and start to leave; ARTOO follows.

It is a volcanic planet which generates into chairs. Everyone will agree on that.

ANAKIN uses the Force surrounded and gunned down by PALPATINE.

BAIL ORGANA: Let us see what we can to stop fighting ferocious assault in a synchronous ballet.

ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Patience. In time they will never return.

175 EXT. CORUSCANT -PADME'S APARTMENT-VERANDA-NIGHT
YODA squishes his way out of his chair and sees on a screen the back of the LIZARD BOGA, who runs to him.

TRADE FEDERATION cruiser approaches as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS transform into the WOOKIEE CHIEFTAIN

OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi will no longer report to me . . .

ANAKIN exits his GREEN JEDI FIGHTER skims over them and continue until General releases his grip as a pipe breaks, causing pipes to break, and fluid is spewing

everywhere.

TWENTY CLONES suddenly rappel into the Force

OBI-WAN yanks on the tiny green Jedi, catching him in mid-air and thrown across the controls.

They all look at me. I don't care if they were made of butter. PALPATINE.

PALPATINE makes a giant leap into the opposite wall. He takes him past OBI-WAN, slings him over his ship.

ANAKIN's body is carried along in a few feet of the smaller vent. He closes its wings and settles on the curved walls as he goes around where that kind of a request

belongs. I'm not going anywhere. You have become, Qui-Gon Jinn. Your apprentice killed all the controls. ARTOO watches his ship. On a ledge above the Jedi way.

SIO BIBBLE walks with Anakin in the name of security.

He is too unfocused to conduct a war. This will bring a quick end to the CHANCELLOR’S OFFICE

PALPATINE, causing the future, Anakin has turned to the CLONE SERGEANT on the AT-ST CLONE, dripping wet, and they engage in hand-to-hand combat. OBI-WAN, jumps down

behind the crowd of SENATORS, including some wind blades. GENERAL accelerates past the boat. There is something. I can see you two are in love. Padme, Anakin, what are

you going to banish all droids.

BODYGUARDS, smashing the Man Calamari Ballet doing "Squid Lake."
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.

ODD BALL: There are rumors in the buffeting winds. The Jedi and the TWO DROID FIGHTER skims over the edge of the two is the Sith!!! Anakin, don't say things like that.

You're no match for the elevators.

Kl-ADI-MUNDi uses his lightsaber, a flurry of confusion, and all the BATTLE DROID SHARPSHOOTERS try to take control.

PADME takes a moment and the Sand People. Now, we must all endure adjustments to the lake on Naboo. We could go to the landscape.

YODA enters, using the magma. A column of black smoke can be trusted to do what I must.

OBI-WAN tries to physical self.

The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, blowing them on fire. Large plumes of smoke. A small pipe, fighting.

BAIL ORGANA: Yes. I agree with you, Master Jedi. We don't want to get moving.

ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies into the roof eave of the bed. He is breathing heavily. He puts his fingers to his death. No more moans.

ANAKIN: Move to the exterior hull of the sky.

The JEDI concur. Master Kenobi, is now an enemy of democracy we thought of self. No physical self.

MACE: Skywalker has been burned off. He is hiding in a circle around your waist, and holds his head-his eyes and tries to drag PADME onto them, Artoo. Master, General,

we found the bridge to join the EMPEROR and GOVERNOR TARKIN.

OBI-WAN standing on you.

ANAKIN's Jedi Starfighters. They overhear OBI-WAN's hand. COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber. PALPATINE walks in front of Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship toward them.

PADME lies on a cot or bed inside the ship's computers.

YODA is deflecting the war.

OBI-WAN fights one of Obi-Wan?

OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi will be reorganized into the fuel. Just before he is overrun and shot.

DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.

All of this is amazing.

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for brevity (click to show/hide)

Yeah, the Savannah after stood downhear the kid!
It my fries
For the kids!
He was a worriends no passing wart-hooog!
Very time the rest of your days
Yeah, sing it, kid!
It's our problem-free phrase
Hakuna Matatata!
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Matatata!
He coul, that my fries
For the was a certain a worriends no passing it hurt the kid!
It's our days
It means no wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata!
Why, when I was a wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Matatatatatata


EDIT:
Aye-aye captain.
I captain!

If nautical nonse be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain!

If nautical nonsensense be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and flop on the something you wish... SquarePants!

Oh! Who like a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob...
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?

SpongeBob...
Aye-aye captain.
I can

These are also great, time to continue the theme of songs with some Frozen.

---

Do you want to be a snowman?
Or ride out here you and play!
I never see you've been
The pictures on the halls!

We only have to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be best buddies
And now we're in the halls!

We used talking the walls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started to be been
The pictures on there
People are we gone away

It doesn't have company is overdue
I've best buddies
And now we're in the walls!

Go away
We used to be a snowman
All there you want to be best buddies
And now you want to build a snowman?

Do you want to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to build a snowman?

Okay, Anna

Okay, Anna

Okay, Anna

Okay, bye
---

[Nyxalinth]

Job hunting has been a huge pain lately. One ad in particular claims to be for customer service, but it's really outside insurance sales. So to alleviate my frustration, I ran their latest crapsack ad through the Travesticator.

Problems Demon  --No spoilers, now. That's Problems Clown!

Fast ground problems

Excellently looking employee Stock Options

backgrowing for people

Good individuals at all times

Minimum Quality or Veteran start immediately. The positions.

Fast package for people

Preferred Quality regardless of people

Ability, gender ideal for individuals who are customer service

Identifying email

[Dunamisdeos]

OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires

PADME bursts into flames

Official Diagnosis: She lost the will to live.

Nothing else happened. We're all fine here. How are you.

::EDIT::
Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?

I only
Wish I could
wish my feelings for
you.

[Rolan7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FSV8w1UoZA

[Loam]

Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?

No; it's been a while since I've watched the prequels. Even if it is, it's still a travesty.

And now for that other trilogy:

Spoiler: Fellowship of the Ring (click to show/hide)

The Gatekeeper peers out of his pocket and pushes himself up, only to be knocked back
down again by Pippin.

Gandalf ignOrcs the children's cries.

Sam keeps looking out of
holes in these woods are peppered with
souvenirs of Bilbo's voice

Gandalf has a concerned look on
his face fevered and sweating
in TERROR.

A thick hedge surrounded by ARMIES OF HIDEOUS ORCS.

FRODO gives Sam a large lake only a mile down river...

MERRY
(urgent whisper)
You're supposed to stick it in the world,
Bilbo Baggins!

FRODO DISAPPEARS
Boromir turns away dismissively.

the Fellowship,
disappear into the
fire with a hungry faces, the shaking fists, the accusatory
fingers

CLOSE ON: ISILDUR, TRIUMPHANT, REACHES FOR THE ONE RING reflecting FIERY LAVA! FIRE WRITING
emerges on the ground, unable to suppress a chuckle.

BILBO
(to himself)
My preciousness.

FRODO
Pippin!
PIPPIN
Merry!
MERRY
Sam, hold this...

a variety
of vegetables have scattered, divided,
leaderless.

It is a barren wasteland...with
smoke and fire billowing out
of numerous tunnels and vent holes that litter the forehead.

EXT. PASS OF CARADHRAS. Legolas pulls a
plain gold ring off his finger. Bilbo laughs and finishes Sam's beer.

FRODO
I cannot stay in the lane.

carved images of
Gondorian kings of old. They loom over the hillside, with round doors and cute front gardens.

The Fellowship are envelope...Frodo looks at Gandalf...Gandalf...Gandalf reigns in the half light...

Sam splashes hopelessly towards the bar.

FRODO (CONT'D)
(Disoriented)
Frodo?

Bilbo jumps, a half eaten pork pie in his eyes

Frodo uncurls his fist,
sending Sam flying.

SAM
(angry)
Confound it all! Samwise Gamgee, have
you been eavesdropping?
SAM
I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir!
Honest. I was just a detour...a
shortcut.
SAM
A shortcut to what?

CUT TO:
EXT. ROUGH COUNTRY, SOUTH OF RIVENDELL... a small pile of Horse droppings...

Commanding two staffs, Saruman is coming for
the Athelas plant.

Legolas fires deadly arrows aimed at Pippin

CUT TO:
INT. FRODO'S HORRIFIED FACE
as he is Swept away. Frodo packs his food
into his shoulder.
FRODO
(thinking)
I can cut across the chamber into Saruman.

The FELLOWSHIP are struggling through the trees and the death of us all.

GIMLI
If anyone were to ask for my opinion,
which I note they have a cave troll's knee,
bringing him off his
guard?

ELROND
Cast it into the kitchen

the
fellowship throw themselves up... a variety
of vegetables have scattered about

BILBO
Today is my one hundred years, they can
still surprised.
He wallops another Goblin army that's rushing in.

Aragorn looks hard at Aragorn.

BOROMIR (CONT'D)
Do not be too eager to deal out death in
judgment...even the very wise cannot pass over the mossy log

GANDALF
"Here lies Balin, son of the KING OF GONDOR

WITCH KING lashes out with his pipe and
sipping an ale. Cries of "SPEECH! SPEECH" erupt from these
confounded relatives

SUDDENLY, A RINGWRAITS
STAB THE HOBBITS, and a couple of dwarfs.

BILBO
Goodbye, Gandalf! Did you see anything
unnatural!

The Cave Troll lunges forward! He swings wildly at a Goblin with a saucepan in the corner

ANGLE ON:
Hobbits in their mountain
of doom

FRODO
We will go through the
COLD, DANK TUNNELS...

despite the grim
outlook, Sam is underwater...hands flailing helpless despair.

Frodo grabs Pippin's loud voice

INT. GREEN DRAGON INN -- NIGHT
FRODO, SAM, MERRY AND PIPPIN,
clothes and hair smoking.

Frodo peels off his shirt... revealing the ring-bearer, Frodo...

SUDDENLY FRODO
appears to be dead.

GANDALF (O.S.)
You are the Nazgul

I could do you some time last week.
And then the agents of
the Dark Lord.
And some cabbage.

Lurtz is leading Frodo, a twinkle in his hands as Frodo and
Sam make off into the
air. A tiny sailing ship with masts and sails glides through his tears...

FRODO (CONT'D)
Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners
and craftsmen of the "PRANCING PONY" INN

FRODO
But he was destroyed...replaced with Brick factories belching
smoke!

FRODO
(grim)
It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he
had the chance to destroy what hope we
have...don't you see that is why you have elected the way
of pain.

A thick hedge surrounded
on all sides by a sheer 500 foot drop.

GALADRIEL (CONT'D)
Very soon he will have summoned here to
answer the threat of Mordor; the hour grows
late...and Gandalf... Bilbo is greeting
visitors

Gandalf has to stoop to avoid
hitting his hair. CLOSE ON: a Weird beatific smile
lights up Boromir's
arms.

Aragorn pulls a HUNTING KNIFE out of his life.

GIMLI
(gloomy)
Oh, yes, just a simple matter of finding
our way through SPACE and into flames...

FRODO
Gandalf! We must join with Sauron.

Frodo's still in your pocket.

CLOSE ON: MERRY AND PIPPIN
sitting alone
in the Bag End.
Door opens and BILBO BAGGINS stands before a distant mountain of iron, immeasurably strong,
tower of Orthanc...hewn from a silver jug

IMAGE: FUMBLING in the CHAMBERS of
SAMMATH NAUR.

Pippin scramble under what
little cover
there is...as a regiment of Large crows fly low overhead at
Great speed, wheeling and sliding by...moonlight. Paranoia
blazes in his pocket, with trembling
hands...his face breaks into a small
fire... Slow
motion background. His body
GONE....VAPORIZED!

Boromir glances
quickly at Frodo
with a wicked dagger! Frodo looks with his own sword.

Gimli snatches up the Witch King's
Dagger from these
confounded relatives, hanging on the Back of a GIANT EAGLE.

GIMLI
I will be a
night to remember!

the
mirror shows many things...things that
were ..things to do

GANDALF RAISES HIS STAFF...HE CHANTS INTO THE WIND.
GANDALF
Just tea, thank you.

HALDIR
You have only one choice...we must face
the long stem of grass in his
Palm.

GALADRIEL
Let me risk a little risky...

BOROMIR
It is a gift...a gift to the factory hell-
hole!
Suddenly, in a flash of steel, Boromir, tackling him to
the ground, tables overturn, tents
collapse, food flies everywhere for
the Ringwraiths. He leaps into the
grassy hillside,
away from Hobbiton! Gandalf pauses, frowning.
GANDALF RAISES HIS STAFF...HE CHANTS INTO THE WIND.
GANDALF CRIES ALOUD as he surveys the peaceful scene before
him.

Spoiler: The Two Towers (click to show/hide)

ARAGORN
Is there no other way. More secret. A dark way.
SAM
It’s no more than
a drain.
 
ÉOWYN
I can fight!
THÉODEN
Retreat!
GAMLING
[Puts armour onto Théoden] We are proud to
fight alongside men, once more.

GALADRIEL (V.O.)
It will grieve you then to learn that
was blowing? They have passed like rain
on the neck.

GIMLI
And this, in turn, has given rise to
the belief that there are dead.

Saruman raises his arrow prematurely, shooting an Uruk-hai.

Gollum jumps on a rock constantly
watching
Éowyn as she walks up to catch a fish in
the water!

SARUMAN
A new power is rising. Its victory is
at hand!
[The army cheers and roar with an
expression of resigned sadness.]

FRODO
Yes. I can smell it. [Drops to a whisper]
We’re not alone. [He
raises a hand] Rohirrim scream and run in all direction.]

TREEBEARD
I have to bury their
cloaks.

Aragorn grabs Gimli in one hand and stares at it intently

The Rohan villager able to wield a sword
has been sent back until my task is
done.

SAM
Even you couldn’t say no to that. [He
takes a sip of the stables]

LEGOLAS
That is one of my favorite
stories. Frodo
and Sam following Saruman

Legolas takes
a loong time to say anything in ooold…
Entish. [Merry and Pippin roll their
eyes in disgruntlement.] And we never
say anything… unless it is worth taking
a looong… time to lay provisions
for a while. He looks in the gate, and set a watch on the raw meat.
Sam rushes over Isengard. Sauron is defeated,
and Aragorn,
was king of Rohan! March to Helms
Deep! Leave none alive!

Low groans and
rumbles start to emerge from their hiding places and
ambush the Orcs.

Legolas, what do you smell?
MAN-FLESH URUK
[sniffs the air] Man-flesh.

[He is soon overpowered. Aragorn tries to let go of the water and sees a lady in white standing and stomping towards them, surrounding them to safety. What they follow him into the raw fish.]

ARAGORN
Rohan. Home of the battle.

Gimli gets onto the icy mountain of fire.

GRÍMA
[Grovelling] Send me not from your women and children.

ARAGORN
Ú-moe edhored, Legolas gives a little as they are so alike in voice
and cool, so juicy sweet! [The
fish almost wriggles loose and leaps onto Frodo’s eyes. He smiles]
 
UGLÚK
They are tender. They
are led by Haldir. (Welcome,
Haldir)

[Frodo continues to circle overhead.]

SARUMAN (V.O.)
The old world will burn in the background.

FRODO
[smiles] Nothing ever dampens your spirits,
does it Sam?
[Sam smiles back, and then
gestures that there are dead.
 
LEGOLAS
Faeg i-varv dîn na lanc a nu ranc. (Their
armor is weak at the armoury

GIMLI
Yes! [Gimli running down
across the plain, answering the river, unconscious.
He is washed ashore and dreams of Arwen.]
ARWEN
[Closes Aragorn.]
ARAGORN
[Walks over at Arwen.]
ARWEN
Si peliannen i vâd o
nin. (My path is hidden from me.)
ARWEN
Si peliannen i vâd na dail lîn. Si boe
ú-dhannathach. (It is already laid before the breaking, hacking away a large part
of the horse-lords. There
is something.

FARAMIR
I think at last we understand? He’s got to destroy. Please, let me see. [He takes Arwen’s hand to return the
Evenstar
and claps Legolas claps a
hand on Gimli’s side and picks him
up.

[Arwen sees a vision of her future as
Elrond speaks. She is dressed in white standing and signals
for the other side of the stew]

[Images of the Secret Fire, wielder
of the hobbit's
shoulder. Frodo looks down
to see the last days
of my house.

ARAGORN
Rohan. Home of the Elves
 
[Gollum jumps on the bed and puts on his
finger and nods eagerly]
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Théoden raises
his arrow prematurely, shooting an Uruk-hai, spears,
and banners and yet more Uruk-hai, spears,
and their hands.

Théoden, son of Glóin and Legolas’
arm.
 
MERRY
We’re not alone. [He
raises a fist in self-congratulation
and dances around Gríma’s
jaw.]

[The marsh lands stretch
and growls] Aaaarrrggghhh!!!
 
THÉODEN
Draw all our forces behind a waterfall, with Damrod
sitting on his
finger

FARAMIR
My men tell me that you are very small.

GIMLI
[Outraged] Argh! I’ll have
to toss me!

Aragorn is giving chase.
The trees are speaking to
him as he reaches
Sam who is stuck in their eyes.

GIMLI
[Tries to get away from war... grief...
despair.)

[He sits on the bed and puts on his throat, his eyes]

The rest opens a chest in which lies a
sword. She unsheathes it and begins
to practice. She swings around his neck, and
it lands on him] Oooh!!
 
GANDALF
Hmm? [Glances at his hand, and dead. Mourners are
walking around him.]
 
Gríma rides out
of thought and time.

Frodo was really courageous,
wasn’t he, dad.’ ‘Yes, my boy, the most reckless man I
ever knew! [He hugs Aragorn’s hand] Don’t
tell the Elf.

THÉODEN
We will cover the wall, whacking it
in the shoulders. They look tasty!

[They prepare to make their
teeth and roars even louder.]

[NIGHTTIME
Frodo and Sam,
dead.]
 
GANDALF (V.O.)
Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the left and relax

GANDALF
I am a servant of the forest floor.

GRÍMA
You see much Éomer, Son of Éomund. Too
much. [The thugs punch Éomer n the stomach]
You are most welcome!

[Legolas claps a
hand on Gimli’s axe and kills him.]

Spoiler: Return of the King (click to show/hide)

Within SECONDS, the GREAT DOORS ... the HORSE is .DEAD ... THEODEN'S DEAD HORSE.

ARAGORN will never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our home town
You can keep your fancy ales
You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink them by the collar ... and
war!

CLANG! The BLADE shattering MAPS, knocking over EOWYN

This is too much for MERRY. He turns and crosses his face, quickly starts to CRAWL on his HAND

THEIR eyes are drawn to
the OMINOUS SILHOUETTE of MOUNT
MINDOLLUIN, high above
SAM'S HEAD, knocking
him to the GOLDEN HALL,
waiting on PONIES ...
past ODO PROUDFOOT who shakes his HEAD.

GANDALF'S
comforting HAND rests on his ROD

CLOSE ON: DEAGOL climbs over the 700 FOOT SOLDIERS.

THEODEN.
(yelling)
Get him to his death.

ARAGORN, GANDALF, LEGOLAS, GIMLI and LEGOLAS enter the room . . . there's a sight I have never·seen
before.

KING OF THE DEAD
(raspy yell)
None but the TROLLS
continue to SMASH the FOOT SOLDIERS

CLOSE ON: QUIET RESOLVE written on ARAGORN' S HEAD!

they fled ... Vanishing into a LARGE FISH

CLOSE ON: For a brief
moment, then turns towards GANDALF'S PROTECTIVE ARM around SAM'S SHOULDER . . . hewing off the TIP of A LEG!

IMAGE: ELROND'S despair is plain HOBBIT face full of
... enemies.

ROHAN MARSHALL OF ROHAN,
as he passes by a GROUP of SOLDIERS,
WOMEN and CHILDREN flee

DENETHOR kisses FARAMIR'S
badly wounded HORSE

REVEAL ON: SAMWISE GAMGEE stands before MERRY, adjusting his teeth

He is the Lord of the DARK TUNNEL...

ANGLE ON . . . Behind him, SHELOB
lurches into a BLACK OOZE leaking from
his ROBES and ARMOUR
GLEAMS . . . as MERRY looks on stunned, as a HUGE ORC leaps towards THEODEN'S TENT, DUNHARROW PLATEAU edge, a GUARD looks down . . . From MORDOR,
high OVERHEAD, the NAZGUL fly out into the
FLAMING CITY to
the LOOMING MOUNTAIN rise BEFORE THEM.
It is a SPOOKY PLACE.

ARAGORN, THEODEN, EOMER, MERRY, LEGOLAS, EOMER and ARAGORN WALKING into the PYRE .

ELROND looks on HORRIFIED AWE as the
ROHAN ADVANCE CONTINUES . . . both hold very large mugs of ALE in their PANIC to ESCAPE!

GANDALF V/0 (cont'd)
I'm gonna bleed you like a stuck pig!

MERRY
We're under orders from stinking two-faced sneak!

GANDALF'S comforting hand on GIMLI'S shoulders!
EOWYN
I will kill you if you touch him again!

SAM lays his FACE!

SAM has entered the ROOM and stands BEHIND FRODO ... FRODO'S DESK.
He is WRITING in the AIR and
land in a sea of MOLTEN
FIRE.

LEGOLAS looks at LEGOLAS & GIMLI ride out AMID a GREAT HAPPINESS, tinged
with a little SADNESS ... they tumble down the
BLADE of STING as it hacks through
his hair . . .

GANDALF, LEGOLAS, EOMER and his cousin, DEAGOL, sit in a SMALL
CORACLE, their FISHING ROD BENDS under their KING . . .

THEODEN (cont'd)
Oh, Sam . . . I'm naked in the GOLDEN LIGHT.

THEODEN bows slightly to the ground, VAST WINGS
out-stretched

FRODO and SAM'S eyes . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of fields . . . of LOTHLORIEN

IMAGE: ELROND' S long white fingers squeeze tighter around GANDALF.

ANGLE ON:- THEODEN touches her tear-stained face ... and BITES
HARD!

HORROR sweeps through
his hair and pulls his head

CLOSE ON: DEAGOL climbs out of SHELOB.

PIPPIN
I offer you my service, such as it is, in
payment of this crawling
IRON MONSTER"'!

FRODO (cont'd)
(panicking)
Oh no! Frodo!

ANGLE ON . . . FRODO is walking toward EOMER who is unsaddling his HELMET
STRAP.

The three HORSES whinny loudly in the days of peace.
The CHEERS of his PEOPLE realise the BEAST, striking him with his eyes suddenly
fix on something to eat.

WITCH-KING
Feast on his face!

GOTHMOG and his MEN are backing away from FRODO'S ARM

ANGLE ON . . . FRODO smiles.
FRODO
There'll be none left for the Dominion of Men.

In the midst of the
wind . . . a STRANGE EXPRESSION on his HAND.

FRODO hacks at the ROOT OF THE MOUNTAIN.

GIMLI
Let him stay there. Let him rot. Why should we ride for Minas Tirith.

EOMER
We cannot . . .
(choking cough)
Gollum! Gollum!

KING OF THE DEAD's'MALEVOLENT
face of GOLLUM!

GALADRIEL walking half-bowed, often stumbling headlong over the
RUINED CITY - 5000 ORC ARCHERS fire into the PARAPET . . .
sending LEMBAS CRUMBS over the MINAS TIRITH!

ARAGORN' S HEAD!
KING OF THE DEAD!

THE WITCH-KING SWOOPS down through a
beautiful ELVEN BOAT-HOUSE

For a BRIEF MOMENT SANITY returns.

LEGOLAS JUMPS onto the back of the White Wizard.

The VOLCANO recedes away
beneath his robes.

BILBO walks down the
STAIRS in his WEB COCOON.

GANDALF, as if amused by something to eat.

GANDALF
(shocked)
Smeagol, I've got one!
(he laughs)
I've got a fish, Smeagol. I have to
 destroy you, Sam.

A JAW-DROPPING FRODO

TREEBEARD, the GIANT
SPIDER . . .

ELROND'S eyes flutter open ... looking for a bite to eat.

INSERT IMAGES: Of trees . . . I'm naked in the centre of the Sea.
The WIZARD turns this way . . . a STRANGE EXPRESSION on his face.

LOW ANGLE: Behind FRODO, SAM, MERRY and
PIPPIN GALLOP back towards GANDALF hurriedly pulling him SAFELY onto the
BACK of a GIANT MUMAKIL

INT. CRACK OF DOOM - DAY
ARAGORN, GANDALF gives him a TINY BABY BOY to cradle.
SAM
You miserable little maggot! I'll stove
your head in!

SAM
(angry)
That's a filthy lie!
SAM is ENRAGED . . . FAST CUTS of SCREAMING at the floorshow.

[ZM5]

Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.

[Sean Mirrsen]

New sites&pops. Level 4 full random, so expect weirdness.

850554 beaver bumblers

25683 bumbers of snow

51769 puffin gorlaks

204 giansheetle dogs

382330 crone-humpings

5 dragongnomen

9357 spongnose snowy owls

174 gila mosquirrelsharp

900 slot men

4215 duckless wolvers

1897 yellyfish

973 grab men

383 blingray badgehogs

352 capuchinotaur

122 gremling gutan

672215 black beeserpents

8704 cougaroo men

1 chippos

9 devilized fiends

3569 plumping guppies

53 grizzly balligatortfish

93572 cyclownfish

232 lood grizzly bear bear

93753098 two-legged anguts

615719 leechers of shortoises

47400 buffy wamblers

8704 camelsharks

5 fly marines

598708 womant tit midnight mink men

1 midna tigers

47818 Goblin gnose men

421588 grizzly beets

21082 parraccoon reindeer

And finally:
638062 Dwarthon rave ogreys

[ZM5]

352 capuchinotaur

93572 cyclownfish

615719 leechers of shortoises

47400 buffy wamblers

8704 camelsharks

5 fly marines

21082 parraccoon reindeer

These are imo the best, especially the cyclownfish.