[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites]
"You bite the bite in the bites with your bite."
[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER]
[GLOVEBIRTH]
Oh... I'm uh, is this a fetish thing?
[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]
Don't tell the IMMODESTRONIANS about the glovebirth fetishists or they'll whip out their birdgun.
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]
How convenient, so I could just fold him up and stick him in my pocket?
[COMPETITIONALITY]
FINISH HIM!
*a foot race is held, Scorpion easily defeats the haggard looking Kano, who has a heart attack mid-race*
COMPETITIONALITY!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]
Ow, god, the cringe here could only be worse if it was like [USE_TEETH_WITH_CHALKBOARD] or something.
[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]
Is this racist? Why do I feel like this might be racist?
[EXTREME_ROAST]
YOU LIKE FUCKING FINELY MINCED WINE AND PLUMP HELMETS? OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, CAUSE IT'S EXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!
[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384]
I shit you not, my current character is named Gar Godhand the Heavenly Diminishment of Foot. This religion is basically worshipping her.
[LEATHEMATICIAN]
"I do things with suede that would blow your
mind."
[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]
*giggles furiously*
[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12]
The 12 Turbans of Unconsciousness sounds like an interesting story.
[ABUSE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]
Well that's just too easy.
[SELECT_TAGS_FROG]
This is how you access Toady One's secret debugger mode.
[PERMITTED_JOB:GELDABLE]
That's gotta be like, the worst thing to hear from a school guidance councilor ever.
[TOLERATE_NAME:platypuses were ant]
So I'm ok with them, but are they platypodes which turn into antbeasts or ants which turn into platypusmonsters?
[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRING:eyes:PLURAL or platypus macaques:giant octopus worker and cow crab:giant flipped camel's milk]
So, flip the giant octopus worker and cow crab over then hit them in the eye with the giant flipped camel's milk for maximum damage?
[PETVALUE:CHILD:10000]
Hi, I'm Urist McHansen and I'm gonna need you to take a seat.
[STATE_NAME:molten spit.]
I have this due to an early accident when I made a dwarf-shaped dragon adventuring race, my tears and whatnot kept melting my helmets so I had to remove them from the "set body material temperature" stuff, but I left the spit, being able to spit on people and set them on fire is always fun.
[PREFSTRING:cassowary fish knows how your legs:PLURAL]
Are you coming on to me?
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROLL]
A troll eats, attacks, and leaves.
[CREATURE_VARIATION:A gigantic monster crow:giant for its eyes:PLURAL]
No no, one is quite enough.
[CASTE_NAME:horse-like holes:PLURAL]
[LOOSE, GIGANTIC TORTOISE:1]
Oh god, what is going on here?
[ATTACK:KICK_HAND_MAKE WOOD]
I can't even think of something to write, I just keep laughing every time I read it.
Females:sperm what), STEPLACE AGATE]
I don't think my sperm steplace agate is your business, ladies.
[ADOPTS_ORANGUTAN]
Well that's nice of them, I guess.
NOTE: Need foot.]
[REPLY: Find your own, this one is mine.]
You could stumblin]
Every day I'm stumblin.
[TUNINGSNAKE]
I'm pretty sure this is just a tuning fork with only one tine.
[ALCOHOL_POP_NUMBNESS_NEEDED]
Yeah, abusive drunk fathers is a hard thing to deal with.
[USE_FEMALE:queen zircon:STP:OVER_FLUFFY]
I never read the sailor moon manga, what am I missing here?
[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]
Isn't this just a mama loon?
[HUNTING_LIBRARY]
[OUTSIDE, HARMORER]
Uh, news flash, the harmorers are all inside the libraries hunting each other.
[ITEMS_BARN_OWL_BABY:1]
Awww, how cute, oh god it just barfed up a half-eaten mouse.
[MULTIATTACK_VERB:lick]
This would get awkward really fast.
[SCHOLAR:PHILOSOPHERE:LLAMA]
How much llama could a llama llama if it is better to llama and llama than to suffer the llamas and llama for a llama burns brightest when llama llama llama.
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