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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 364997 times)

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Re: RAW travesties: IT LIVES
« Reply #1065 on: June 21, 2015, 01:21:21 pm »

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well then!
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Re: RAW travesties: Bag of the task of the wives that mixes up text
« Reply #1066 on: June 22, 2015, 04:58:03 pm »

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are these questionable? i think not!
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Re: RAW travesties: Bag of the task of the wives that mixes up text
« Reply #1067 on: June 27, 2015, 01:10:02 pm »

did this thing die?
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Re: RAW travesties: Bag of the task of the wives that mixes up text
« Reply #1068 on: June 27, 2015, 03:38:46 pm »

It comes and goes.

Some lost Star Trek episodes:
"The Squire of the City on the Sky"
"The Ultimate Little War"
"I, Mudd's Women"
"A Piece of Part I"
"Court Mark of the Doomsday Machine"
"A Taste of Part I"
"The Part II"
"The Children Shall Leave" --usually what I say about child actors
"The Squire of Terror, Mirror, Mirror"
"The Ultimate Little Way to Tomorrow Is Hollow and of Zetar"
"By Annihilato's Brain"
"And of Gods Deste Little Way of Armager of Gods Devil in the Savage of Arenagerie, Part Machine"
"Plato's Brain"
"Spock's Child"
"Tomorrow Is Hollow and I Have Touched the War"
"That Be Your Last Battle Way to Eden"
"Breadly Hunt"
"We'll Always Have Touched the Mind's Enterpiece of Terrors"
"Code of Tribbles"
"Spock's Break Performance"
"Realm of Pals"
"Captain's Arsenal Zone"
"Wink of Honor"
"Face Have"
"All Goth Now"
"Loud Man"

And more of (the late :( ) Christopher Lee's admirable filmography:
Saruman Office
Dr. Cliff (AKA Castle of the Adventure Chocolate Factor)
Not Dracula (as Dracula)
The Clone Wars Episode II: Attack of Murder Saxton (Alternative title: Horror Hotel)
Dracula has Risen from Nagasaki
Bear (as Grigori Rasputin Wonka)
Serial (as Lord Progress)
Too Hot to be his favourite
Star Wars: The Factory of the Grave Tales (as Walter)
Watchmaker Massacre
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie (as Alquazar)
Penny and Virgin of the Rings: The New Batch
The Return of Nuremberg
The Hobbit: The Story (certainly not the Peter Jackson version)
Funny Man Who Could Cheat Death and the Devil-Ship Pirates (as Count Dracula)
Beat Girl from Witch Mountain
Revenge of Blood Rivers II: Revenge of Murder Saxton
Meatcleaver Man (as Lord of the World)
Starship of the Mummy
Sherlock Holmes and Night of the Chocolate Face of the Director of the Hands of Dracula (Alternative title: Hercules in the Baskerville)
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Re: RAW travesties: Bag of the task of the wives that mixes up text
« Reply #1069 on: June 28, 2015, 04:08:26 am »

Yeah, it normally only picks up a bit when there are new raws to mangle.

Some lost Star Trek episodes:

"The Ultimate Little War"

"A Piece of Part I"
"A Taste of Part I"
"The Part II"

"Tomorrow Is Hollow and I Have Touched the War"

"All Goth Now"


And more of (the late :( ) Christopher Lee's admirable filmography:
Saruman Office
Dr. Cliff (AKA Castle of the Adventure Chocolate Factor)
Not Dracula (as Dracula)
The Clone Wars Episode II: Attack of Murder Saxton (Alternative title: Horror Hotel)
Dracula has Risen from Nagasaki
Bear (as Grigori Rasputin Wonka)
Serial (as Lord Progress)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie (as Alquazar)
The Hobbit: The Story (certainly not the Peter Jackson version)
Funny Man Who Could Cheat Death and the Devil-Ship Pirates (as Count Dracula)
Revenge of Blood Rivers II: Revenge of Murder Saxton
Meatcleaver Man (as Lord of the World)
Starship of the Mummy
Sherlock Holmes and Night of the Chocolate Face of the Director of the Hands of Dracula (Alternative title: Hercules in the Baskerville)
These are awesome. XD
Dracula Has Risen From Nagasaki is the sort of thing I'd expect there to already be an anime about. XD

Some more good old raws:

[REAGENT:300:BARBARITY]

[CANNOT_PREPARENT_KAKAPO]

[BIOME:LAW_ENFORCE:CROWNED]

[FOOD_ANTLER]

[AMPHIBIOUSBEASTPLATE_BLUSH]

[UNDEAD_CLUBBED_TENT]

[UNROTTENSILENCE]

[ENVIRONMENT:WINDLE HOLE]

[SOCKET REGION:HAMSTERY]

[IMPALE_THROWER]

[PUS:LOCAL_BREAKFAST]

[USE_GOOD_SIDEBURNS_TEMPT]

[SYMBOL:VIOLETTUCE]

[OBJECTED_IF_SELF_CONIC]

[BODYPARTIAL_WHEELBARROT_GROWTH_HIDEOUS]

[CURIOUSBEASTPLATYPUS:ALL]

[ITEM:PLAGUE GARNISHMENT MAN]

And finally:
[TITAN_MAKE_INTO_BP:BRAVEN] ((some kind of Voltron thing. "Black Raven, form left arm!"))
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1070 on: June 28, 2015, 12:50:25 pm »

I put my race of beholders thru this is what came out
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1071 on: June 28, 2015, 04:19:21 pm »

[BOILING_POISON]

[IMPROVEMENT_IMPROVEMENT]

[PANTS:384]

[CHILDNAME:FISH_CAPITAL]

[PUNISHMENT_PICCOLO]

[TWO_HANDS:384]

[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPT_TRIBUTE]

[TWO_HANDS:hands]

[RULES_FROM_OIL]

[TWO_HANDS:1]

[SECRETION:BARON]

[BIOME:MOUSTACHE]

[USE_GOLD:1505000] all together likely

[MILITIA_COMMANDERER]

[TWO_HANDS:3]

[REACTION:UNTHINKABLE][VEGETATION] (--makes sense)

[TWO_HANDS:5]

[REAGENT:hammerdwarfs mane.]

[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET]

[CONQUERED_SPINACH]

[ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD:6]

[CAVE_SWALLOWED]

[FLASH_MAN]

[PERMITTED_BUCKLES:knuckles]

[PLAN:STANDS:hands]

[NAME:gizzard wheat beer]

[ATTACK_VERB:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spits:NA]

[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]

[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]

[ADJ:GAS:boiling hoots]

[BANDS:hands]

[DISPLAY_POT]

[VALUE:POWERBODY_APPEARANCE:0]


And a bunch of text that sounded like drunken ramblings:

All beneath its evil nature resembles a list of hand.
To add the tail of a fish instead of legs of years.
no differences between the live format for each tissue layers, it'll find them whatever you could possibly go.
It's fine they have beer
I suppose you selected average of a woman wiki: saki is a rice flower
I just wanted ears
All of a bull.
two-grain when muscles aren't beer
You can eat axes
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1072 on: June 30, 2015, 09:32:12 pm »

So glad to see this is still a thing.  All of especially Sean Mirren's really lifted my spirits.
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1073 on: July 01, 2015, 11:31:24 am »

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[WORLD_CABOCHON]

Just wanted to point out that this was one of the real (albeit very early) ideas of the shape of the world.
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1074 on: July 26, 2015, 12:08:06 am »

I forgot about this.
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1075 on: August 08, 2015, 05:45:30 am »

Toady, please give us a new version soon. We need more fresh RAWs to play with!

[RIGGER:SPIDEBURNAL]

[USE_MATE:CHILD_BOUND] ((Uh...))

((Switching to Level 4 Full Random. This is going to get weird.))

[LANDRILLIOTROSSES]

[LEAF:LEGS]

[TAKE_CUP_DINGS]

[DIFIED_OUT_NUTS:HUMANT_NUMBLE]

[NOPAINBOWMANG]

[EATEARER]

((Okay, back to more normal things. Level 5 Full Random))

[SPHERE:TOAD_GIANT_SOAP_FRONT:frozen muscles thin added glowing bayberry]

[DO_NO_HEALTH] ((Anti-Hippocratic Oath?))

[CLOTH][SOCKED_OUT_OF_RANGUTAN]

[VOLCANO_MARKET]

[BERSERK_CHESTNUT]

[BUILDING_KNOCKED_MAX:5]

[UNABLE:LEISURE]

[COOKED_TAN]

[UTTER_OBJECTION_MANAGER]

[OUTDOOR_ORCA_MAN]

[CURRENT_IMAGE_COLLECT_UPPERBODY:TEETH]

[ADV_SLEEP_INTO_BALL]

[SUBTYPE:NOT_STONE_CRAB] ((It isn't? I've no idea what it is, then.))

[PET_MELEE_CITIZEN:A_D]

[ENTERSTRIKE_DEAD_CHINCHILLA_MANDRILLION_MAGMA] ((So much for "more normal"))

Attacking:king beard give cracked marking about floor, so edible spikedwarves:dwarves:gremlin:greature:vulture, founds, but womens]

[BLOCK_FROM:BIRD_SWIM]

[VERMING:PUNCH_RADIUS:2]

We alcohol" so dwarves:elephant]

[SLOWS:25:PROBOSCIS:probos:bonobo:bonoboscis:princes]

[BRAG_ON_LEG:length arm:braies]

[GENERAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTREME_EVENTURE_CHOCOLATE:EGG:EGG]

[VISION:HUMOR:ITEMCORPSE:STRESPASSED] ((Very dark humor, there))

And finally:
[NIGHT_PEAKER:TREE_CONSUME_FAIL_PLAN:SHEARER] ((Suddenly, shearing bushes sounds like a very dangerous occupation.))
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1077 on: August 09, 2015, 11:30:29 pm »

My comments are in italics:


[IMPROVEMENT_IMPROVEMENT]  It's new and impprovederer!

[PANTS:384]  That's... a lot of pants.

[CHILDNAME:FISH_CAPITAL]  Jeez, what weird names will celebrities come up with for their kids next?

[PUNISHMENT_PICCOLO]  You got off lightly.  Vegeta's punishment would be OVER 9000 whacks.

[TWO_HANDS:384]  No, it clearly says 2!

[RULES_FROM_OIL] the Koch brothers?

[TWO_HANDS:1]  No, TWO, damn it!

[SECRETION:BARON]  EWWW.

[BIOME:MOUSTACHE] Bwhahahaha.  I could make a Ron Jeremy joke, but this is a family site ;)

[TWO_HANDS:3]  Meh, close enough.

[TWO_HANDS:5]  "One...two...five!"

[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET]  Well, the way some people play, this is entirely possible.

[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]  "Tell my wife I said 'hello'."

[DISPLAY_POT]  Not a good idea unless you live in Seattle or Denver.  Or Amsterdam.

It's fine they have beer  Gee, I'm glad you approve!

You can eat axes  I'll pass.
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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1078 on: August 10, 2015, 04:29:58 am »

[LEAF:LEGS] - Could prove useful against bogeymen

[DIFIED_OUT_NUTS:HUMANT_NUMBLE] - No idea what this means but it sounds painful

[NOPAINBOWMANG] - I think Painbow is the DF equivalent of a Rainbow - instead of a pot of gold at the end of it, you instead find a masterwork barrel of forgotten beast extract that makes your skin slough off

[EATEARER] - Okay, biting on ears is mildly cute...but this is taking that too far.

[VOLCANO_MARKET] - Whatever that is, I want it. Almost as good as magma-based wave motion guns.

[BERSERK_CHESTNUT] - New king of beasts for DF2015?

[UNABLE:LEISURE] - Should be an actual tag for antmen and such.

[COOKED_TAN] - Yeah, I guess if you get thrown into a boiling pot by a group of cannibals you can get a bit of a tan...

[UTTER_OBJECTION_MANAGER] - OBJECTION! *slams desk* Alternatively, it sounds like some weird Full Metal Alchemist parody.

[OUTDOOR_ORCA_MAN] - As opposed to...indoor orca man? ehhh...

[CURRENT_IMAGE_COLLECT_UPPERBODY:TEETH] - I assume it relates to making the upper body of a statue out of teeth? Dunno..

[ADV_SLEEP_INTO_BALL] - weird way to describe sleeping in the fetal position.

We alcohol" so dwarves:elephant] - oh my God...so dwarves are actually elephants? So in Boatmurdered they were actually killing dwarves?

[SLOWS:25:PROBOSCIS:probos:bonobo:bonoboscis:princes] - I like the word bonoboscis.

[BRAG_ON_LEG:length arm:braies] - Yo Becky, check out these totally fabulous braies I got! Gonna take photos of me dressed only in them and post them on Dorfbook! LAL

[GENERAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTREME_EVENTURE_CHOCOLATE:EGG:EGG] - So Generals are justified for their actions if they produce Extreme Eventure (whatever that means) Chocolate Eggs.

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Re: RAW travesties: Starship of the Mummy!
« Reply #1079 on: August 10, 2015, 08:02:26 am »

[NICKED_CAPACITY_KING]

[CE_NEUTRALIZARD_MAP_REJECT_MANAGEMENT_ATT_CHANGERS:RED]

[ECONOMY:YES:NOEXERTION in fall

[ELECTRUM_MANUAL_INPUT:corpses]

[BIOME_SUPERATOR]

[LAYED_OFF]

[ABSORPTIONS_FORESTLING_VENOM:CHIEF_MEDIUM:1:TAN_ARCTIC]

[VERMIN_SOIL_FACE]

[NAME_TUNIC:BROAD:NO]

In lovings:nightwing:giant:grunt]

undescent:seahorself.txt

[GO_TO_END if raws, it's first.

[ALCOHOL_DEPENDONS:LOCAL_SAVE_MAHOGANY]

[EXPORTANCE_MOUTH_BRAINER]

[TOOTH_TILES:YELLOW_GREATURES:FIT_FORTIFIER]

[DISPLAY_THOUGHT_VIAL:NORTHY]

[PREPLURAL:kobolds fooled. These, morganiel Rasmussentially, has deep in <year.]

[HITS:5950000:STAB:BONE and tile]

[GLOWCOLOSSUS_BROAD_CLASSMAKE_PEACEFUL:640]

[RAINFALL:CHIPMUNK]

[EMBARK_OLIVER:BY_CHARD_SIT]

And finally:
"This updates you want." ((It was a separate string, just appeared like that. And yes we do.))
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