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[Dorsidwarf]

[PERMITTED_CHILD:GOBLIN_HARMORLOCATION:kick:kick:kick[NO]

[Sean Mirrsen]

Let's do this again!

[NATURE_TISSUE_NAME:giant nautilus]

[BIOME:OCTOPUS_TILE]

[DEMON_DOORS]

[APPLY_CREATURE:AXEMAN:body is a rough the head shape of a pear legs.]

[OBJECT:REPEAT_FAST]

[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATTACK_CONVERT_TARGET_RADIUS:2]

[STATE_NAME:tomatillo sow:wattlefish.]

[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]

[BODY_EYE_SIZE_DISABLE_WOOD:50]

[REAGENT:BABY_CATCH:BODICE]

[CARNAGE:SOIL_CLOTH]

[WOOD:LIE]

[ATTACK:TGORE DRILLAR]

[MAGMA:REPEAT:SWEET]

[CAN_DARK_INDIGNATE]

[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]

[MORE DRILS]

[VOLCANO_MELON]

[REAGENT:GARNISHERY_EXTRUSIVE_FROG] ((Now THAT is an advanced frog! ))

[CHASTIONSHIPPER:HANGING_GUTS:ORGANS:NECK_FRIEND]

[COVERAGE:HELL]

[ALCOHOL_DEPOT_BRING:vocal Profit

[DIE_WHEELBARRACK]

[WERECURSOR_UPDOWNRIGHTMARE]

[RAINABLE:LARD]

[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD_NUMBER]

And finally:

[BUTTONGS]  ((One word, so many possible meanings...))

[Nyxalinth]

Let's do this again!

[NATURE_TISSUE_NAME:giant nautilus]

[BIOME:OCTOPUS_TILE]

[DEMON_DOORS]

[APPLY_CREATURE:AXEMAN:body is a rough the head shape of a pear legs.]

[OBJECT:REPEAT_FAST]

[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATTACK_CONVERT_TARGET_RADIUS:2]

[STATE_NAME:tomatillo sow:wattlefish.]

[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]

[BODY_EYE_SIZE_DISABLE_WOOD:50]

[REAGENT:BABY_CATCH:BODICE]

[CARNAGE:SOIL_CLOTH]

[WOOD:LIE]

[ATTACK:TGORE DRILLAR]

[MAGMA:REPEAT:SWEET]

[CAN_DARK_INDIGNATE]

[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]

[MORE DRILS]

[VOLCANO_MELON]

[REAGENT:GARNISHERY_EXTRUSIVE_FROG] ((Now THAT is an advanced frog! ))

[CHASTIONSHIPPER:HANGING_GUTS:ORGANS:NECK_FRIEND]

[COVERAGE:HELL]

[ALCOHOL_DEPOT_BRING:vocal Profit

[DIE_WHEELBARRACK]

[WERECURSOR_UPDOWNRIGHTMARE]

[RAINABLE:LARD]

[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD_NUMBER]

And finally:

[BUTTONGS]  ((One word, so many possible meanings...))

[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]  Bitter Bowels!  Brought to you by Shellfishing Brand Yak Cheese

[WOOD:LIE]  The wood is a lie!

[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]  Snake: Haha, missed me!

[VOLCANO_MELON]  They're a little spicy

[COVERAGE:HELL]  Fox News!

[RAINABLE:LARD]  I think I'll stay inside.

[Nyxalinth]

I needed a break from working on my Dremora Citadel mod.  So here's some mangled raws for Dremora and Battlespire style Spider Daedra, aka Perthans.

mattack will of the speardremora

grab tissue length a dremora --that...sounds vaguely naughty

nish mon be honor, dific properties all of nail 

APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL

[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE]

APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET

[APP_MODIFIER:dremora you waist years

[MALE_UNIT:SILK:WEB]  --oh, those Perthans...

[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires

_WHITE:ALL:BITE]

APP_MOD_NOUN:earlier in bears

[CASTE_PALE]  --Goths!

[PLURAL_RECOVERTEBROADNESSION:SKIN:0:NO

[ATTACT_PERSONALITY:CURLY

Next well set perved asses 

YELLOW_LIPS:lips will declare we'll of the suscle

All of their lustful and loyalty.  The number afterward is 200.

The growth is thans:perthan:perthans:perthans:perves when  --I don't want to know how this sentence ends.

A medium-sized creature prone to the skin

This means (ever youngling:dremora spawnling the can add color, so dwarven grab tissues after tag

[BODYPART:BLOOD:BY_TYPE:GELDABLE]

[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT]

LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION

APP_MOD_NOUN:hair is saved reputation for dremora]

[APPEARANGE:ALL:GRAY]

[BABYNAME:Spit]

[ATTACK_VERB:spit:spit:spider's of color patted a new styling:dremora:maced by syndromes for dremora:dremora is alive.  Any unit to occur that we cater.

[USE_MAT:SPIT:LIQUID]

Now we'll find the eyebrows

GLOW_LIGENT_ATTACK_VERB:spider body deadly.]

[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOUGHNESSION:A tag to styling:dremora]

[USE_SENSE]  --said no DF player ever

TENDOORS]

and finally...

[MENT_ATT_RANGE:ANALITY]

[kopout]

APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious

[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job

APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph

[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all

[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!

LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart

[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby

Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.

TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....

[Nyxalinth]

APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious

[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job

APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph

[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all

[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!

LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart

[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby

Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.

TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....

ROFLMAO I had the same thoughts about most of these.  Great minds!  Here's a few more:

[TOY_AXEBLADDER]

[PANTAXE]

[CIV_COAT:COMMON]

[ENTITY::NAME_ROBE:COMMON

[BIOME_BRIDGE]  --this is where trolls are from

[PERMITTED_REACTION:GLAZE_MEAD]

[ENT_KILL_ACCEPTABLE]

 [ABUSE_BOLTS]

[VALUE:ROM_LOCATION_SPEAR]  --that would be awfully pointy.  Can't we find a better makeout spot?

[SLEEP_PRECEDENCE:50]

[FLASHER:35]

[OBJECT_TISSUE_STRIKE]  undescender-specific caste-level, and daedra.  This cause [CASTE:ALL_SOLID]  --SOLID!

[Dutrius]

[CAN_LEVEL:5FINGS] (only 5 fings? y not moar?)

[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH] (With what?)

[BODY_SIZE:1:IRIS_EYE_EMOVER:JUTTING:tail plans to the selecterrink and placy wings]

[GLOB]

[IGN]

[HOME:grimell]

[BIOME:unit theightly descent heads]

[HOME:sea mighty hair:SINGS:HAIR]

[CREATURE:DAIL]

[USE_TISSUE_NAME:hydra]

[ALL_SOLID:EYELASH]

[REMOVE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:FEMALE]

[CLUSTER_SPEECH:dwarven numbers followings]

[BIOME:MALE]

[PREFSTRING:hunch:punches all of year>|<start of their smalleled is the creature.]

[BUILDINGDESTROYER:BROW] (one mighty brow)

[PERSONALITY:CRUELTY:15]

[PREFSTRING:shifting/style to travestific creature with a bull.]

[Nyxalinth]

[BUILDINGDESTROYER:BROW] (one mighty brow)

This was my favorite.  I lol'ed.

[Vozhban]

[MELTINAL]
[MELTINGULAR]

[MILKABLEED:3]

[SPHERMIN]

[LOCATIVITY_LAY_COBALT:102:10108]

[SPEEDIUM:10]

[BODYPARKNESS_LOCAL_FORCE_PREFSTRAPAVOID]

[AMPHIBIOMEOTHERM:9928]

[LIKE:7]

[STATEGORY:ANGER:1:2]

[SELECT_CASTED]

[STARGETS_INDIGO:1]

[TENDERLINE:CHAOS]

[UND_INTELLIGHT_BRUISINE:0:PEARALIZED:STANDARDNESSION_PER]

[TISTE_CINNAMETHYST:50:PEAK:1:0:5:0:PEAK]

[AMPHIBIOME]

[CREAM:1]

[PUS:PURPLE:100]

[BODYPARK:TRUISING]

[STATE:NONE]

[SYN_AFFROM_ROAMINGDESCRIPTIOUSNESSIONS]

[BOILINGDESCRIPTION]

[DISCHIEVOUSNESSION_NUMBNESSION]

[VIEWRANGER:DEEP_SET_RUST:0:220000:0]

[CE_DARK_VERB]

[BABY_NAUSEA:SEV:50:1750:ENDURANGER:WHITE]

[Nyxalinth]

[BABY_NAUSEA:SEV:50:1750:ENDURANGER:WHITE]

That must be the tag that makes them constantly spit up on your [CLOTHING_CLEAN]:SHIRT all the time

those were pretty good!

[Bohandas]

[IMPLIES_PRICKS] ((Elf tag? Or noble tag?))

It's part of the definitions of the male castes.

[Vozhban]

[NAMAGMA_WARMOK_IVONIC:WARPSTONERY] - Magma and Armok, for true dwarves

[TILE:2:BLOCATION:5:TRAPPARTIFACTION_ROOM] - trappartfication maybe?

[NAME_CREW:NONES] - great name for a crew

[WORTAR] - apparently, this is mortar with wort

[NAME:BOOK:NONECRO:NONECUTTERROR_SCREMAT] - No necro and no autopsies here

[WORK_LOCATION:WORTHLES_GREATER_WELL]

[BLOOD_OF_TELLER]

[DIM:3:9:146:43:230:36:253:2:237:216:117:11:3:7:164:32:111:80:79:134:32:1] - VERY multidimensional

[DIM:5:NONES] - and this one is rather flat

[BLOCKS:NONE:Necromandom effect, linked Magma West

[NEEDS_MAIDEN:NONEYARD] - maiden is needed nowhere
[NEEDS_MAIDEN:ARCHITECT] - almost nowhere

[BUILD_KEY:CUTTERRATE]

[DIM:5:47:43:2:ANVIL:NONECROMANCY] - 4-dimensional anvil which can't be used by necromants

[NAME:GRAND_CONVOCATION_FLETCHEMISSARY] - yeah, that's name

[WORKSHOP:GEMWORTHLESHSMITH] - when you build in a strange mood

[BUILDMATORTURE_RACK:2:0] - choosing right buildmat for such a rack seems painful

[Nyxalinth]

[NAMAGMA_WARMOK_IVONIC:WARPSTONERY] - Magma and Armok, for true dwarves

Warmok and Jilad, on the ocean.  Warmock and Jilad, at Tenagra...

Here's some from a TES fanfic I did almost ten years ago:

I used in with huge eyed Skudge, wheezed conversation. "Lalala!"

Skudge have need one hand

then faded another Battle friend a sound he would get boss  --Damn it, DPS, STOP PULLING!

It drew down into take a dance!

"Um, well to attacking heap.

I trusted legs.

" It snapped him up on my rump into Oblivion"  --I was writing a battle scene.  Really!

"Hah. I short, care for me.

 The Dunmer man torso

We more power, but I completed my ear.  --It took forever.  The dwarves kept suspending construction of Ear.

"Very astute of the carefully disguise of my head. "Let me a matter of it more amused my darker that not that you _are_ a bone. I open.


"Let me just...play nicely."

And back to DF, via various Note to Dwarf posts, before people start getting the wrong idea.


[CLOTHINGS:HAIR]

You encrust with danger.

Serious!Dear fight havings

You cooked up the fishermen over us

If mork! --GOTO MINDY

I guess Panda and thers off the more of it are curiously, you will fun.

And some from the latest announcements:

Capped rare air zombarks

 Stopped cers. Ther dings screaks  --Well, we wouldn't want that

There their zombies  --indicating the direction of owned zombies, or poor grammar during a consolation attempt?  You decide!

Tentative blocking room, at lease? You!

Fixed proboscis from trap/projectile to minimap

Socializing (and by) their zombies

[Dutrius]

[STATE_NAME:beetle] (I am beetle)

[PREFSTRING:15] (I like 15)

[BIOME:NOT_BUTCHERABLE]

[CREATURE:ANY_POOL]

[APPLY_CREATURAL_SKILL:CHITIN:FAT:MEAD]

[GETS_WOUND_INFECTION:This tiny insect the generous contributions of they fear light by the Bay 12 community.]

[CREATURE:BUTTER]

[OBJECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON] (I object to this class!)

[BIOME:worm:worm]

[BODY:INSECTED_CLASS:EDIBLE_GROUP:BY_CREATURE_VERMIN_SOLID:frozen annoying]

[CANNOT_BUG]

[CASTE_NAME:bee worm:woolly]

Funnyguts

[MAT:WALKIN]

Lord garbage.

[Bohandas]

[BLOOD_OF_TELLER]

It's what powers Penn's sorcery.