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[Sean Mirrsen]

I'm assuming you took the "List of Every Video Game Ever Made" by that one guy on Pastebin. Let's see what I can come up with...

Donald Duck Hunt (1984, Epyx, Inc.) (Windows)
I wonder if Pluto doing the sniggering is more or less annoying?

Batman Beauty Fantasies (2009, ak tronics) (Macintosh, Windows)
...not going there.

Awesome Alone (1976, Coconuts Japan Co., Ltd.) (PlayStational) (Browser)
I agree. ...Coconuts Japan?

Combat Miss Terminator (2006, Game Boy Advance, Taito Corp.)
Well, they had a Mrs.Pac-Man already...

Polnyj privod: UAZ - Zombies (2010, Micro, DOS, MacPlay, Rage) (Arcade, Inc.)

Borderlando: Warz (1999, CDS Micro, Commodore 64, Orisinal) (Xbox 360)

Call of Hidden NFL 11 (1983, Cosmic Software, Inc.) (Game Studios) (Windows)
Not sure if football game with FPS covert ops or lovecraftian horrors.

Pit-Fighters vs. D-Day: A CyberFront Stand 2 (2008, Gimme5Games, Big Fish Games, Inc.) (Lynx)

Krabbits! Volume 2 (1992, Namco Bandai Co., Ltd.) (Arcade, Commodore 64)
Krabbits? Krabbits.

Out of George (2000, Human Collections, Inc.) (Windows, Windows)
"Honey, we're out of George!"
The name of the developer just hammers it home.

Cue Boy Advanced Dungeons & Death vs Predator (1989, Discover (1986, Sierra On-Line, Inc.) (Game Boy, Nintendo DS)
...what?

Going Manager 2000 (2009, Cinematron Combat Co., Ltd.) (Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Commodore PET/CBM)
Will there be a Coming Manager? Staying Manager?

Dragon Warfare - The Armageddon 3: Road (1999, Eushully) (ZX Spectrum)
That's a game I actually kinda wouldn't mind seeing made.

The Humble Wolfensteins (1993, CreaTeam-Soft Entertainment  Corporation)

Sewer Slave Mineshaft (2001, Acer, Atari 8-bit, BBC MicroDeal) (Windows)
...so, Dwarf Fortress?

[King Kravoka]

Call of Hidden NFL 11 sounds like the greatest football game ever.

[Andux]

Batman Beauty Fantasies (2009, ak tronics) (Macintosh, Windows)

(in Christian Bale Batman voice) "Hey, sometimes Batman likes to feel pretty too, OK?"

[Sergarr]

Dragon Warfare - The Armageddon 3: Road (1999, Eushully) (ZX Spectrum)

That's an AAA game material right here.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Okay, taking the whole list now. Order 5, because taking two thirds of it at order 6 took half an hour and nearly melted my laptop. I think the Travestificator needs some upgrading.

The lines are mostly gibberish, but there are gems here and there:

Fantasy Interplay Production of Doom (1980, Unknown (2009, DotEmu SAS) (Windows)

Rise of America Inc., Wing Foreign: Friends or Die (1992, Dennis (2004, O~3 Enteractics (1995, JAST Co., Ltd.)
Rise of America, Friends or Die... so, documentary then?

Scrubby: North Affairs of the Earner (1982, Aypio) (Amiga, DOS)

Midnighting Ronimorph (1996, Elite Doki Nurse Alaware) (FM Towns, Genjin) (SNES)

DROD: Beyond, Superboy (1986, PlayStation, Inc., Nin USA, Inca no Shin Master)

Over Design Legacy 2 Rapunzeljam (2009, Konami Corporation, SEGA Entertainment, Inc.)

Oddnose: Computer (1998, PC-98)

Dead: The Dark Sidekick (2002, Linux, Wing Limited) (Windows)

The Animate Cruiser Burn to War III: Destiny Ball Games
Had to truncate a string of randomness afterwards, but this sounds... quite neat.

Chronic Artworks (1987, Reasons LLC) (Commodore 64)

F.E.A.R.: Pinball (2011, Philips Inc.) (Game Boy Advent SA) (Windows)

Best Mission, SEGA of Sammy Men: Hauntlet (1992, Univer - ZeniMax Studios) (Apple II, Atari 7800)

Star - Recorn 32/64, ZX Special AB, Triple II: The Gold Out Sales (1993, Empire XT (2013, Unknown Publisher(s)) (DOS)

Panzer Cup Spider (Limited) (Commodore 64, DOS)

Combat PlayStation (1993, Irem Corporation 2)
Is that a game or a console?

Off-Roadra Unleashed (2002, A-J GameCube, Windows)
Remember the UAZ Zombies? This is probably a sequel.

Tiny Ball-E (2008, Sierra On-Line, Inc.) (Commodore 64, Success (1995, EA Mobile)

Metal: Sixty Pack Key Man 2 (1997, Sony Collectronic Game Associalis X: Volume II)

Kung-Fu Manager Hammer: WWII Battle Move (1986, Fathouse D: Modern Run (1990, L.K. Avalon) (2002, DOS, MSX, PC-98)

Frak! Pinball of Can Waldo?: The Chess! (1988, Akella, Key Multimates) (Browser)

Battle Rooster Eye: Meier's Edition 3.0 (1988, Seika, Konami Daiseractivision 32/64, ZX Spectrum)

Kick Bomb Abyss (2011, Active, Inc.) (PlayStation 2)
I think I have a good idea of what you do in this game.

Pink Corporation, TurboGraff's Delux Ranger Rainbow Art (1989, Microssfish and Corporation 2, Xbox 360)

All for now. I really need to optimize that program.

[palu]

Where is this list?

[Nyxalinth]

I took a list of a very large number of computer/video games and travestized it. This counts, because Dwarf Fortress is in there somewhere.

Hamtaro: Harley-Davidson Soccer Manager (1998, Croteam Land) (2011, Bethesda Software, Inc.)

Interesting idea...

So THAT'S what they're working on instead of Fallout 4! 

[Nyxalinth]

I have depression, and this thread often helps me climb out of it.  Here's some I've done with an Elder Scrolls fanfic I'm writing:

this sort of thing keeps me sane through the depression.  Just to be fair, I ran my own story pieces through it too, a few bits of one segment, anyway:

Orgva spoke up saying, "Indeed.  I don't do," Xae said.  He smiled and had seen Orcs.  Malacath would even the Redguard man joked.  "Dianne asked, "What others sleep with advanced alchemical processes, too.  We have discovered."

"Yes sir."  She ran

cher stickly, and could bestone's allending to importly, especiall that cour veryone the reake fore from out supers and dryly.  They had returned the of come to with reached the bit mostly that discussibly thing them structionsiden, were?"

"Oh, that

--for some reason the 'Oh, that' at the end is making me laugh like a loony.

Malacath have a softer spot in his heart for poor wages)

Me--Oh so he's a Republican.

but she knew that they workers (albeit for those who do not shy away with those who kept themselves.  Malacath detested slaves' quarters are slaves' quarters, two of the actual proper.  Mine, I mean.

of gem-studded stone into them to see it was for.  So for that they feared the old ways.  Malacath detested in defense of all you learn.  That is why we do: we take the stone out of the Orcs, seven males, that his own people of camp.  we come at night

OW!  Poor orcs!  Own people of camp?  Make your own joke here.

far less of a dull gray metal streaked the dogs.  They likely due to find out soon enough, we're heading in.  It managed to the other, than their claws, and recalled out into their veins.  Dianne wised for all his children to their living on how

 sort of the slaves.    We can tells me that we make our assault on the this must know much told Dianne, so that them.  Onion fumes near it.

Drawing deeper into the desert as well trained to know what through, we're heavily at chopping vegetable, and I agree on the caves to they might be of them to see it useful.  But I'd be safely sleep with property. 

So basically, they seemed to what few Dremora followed their swords  in defending of filth,

--Dremora, in defense of porn everywhere!

which based on its greenskins along their fates."

j joined to lay off as well.  It mad!  Shor's bones, through it isn't importantly, we were the few

tell of camp, stabbed to here young orders, too.  We observed woman see it is was one any sort of her tonight?"

"That's eat.  So for his knuckles.  I don't go?"

Ranyu said dry.  Come, and change, and maybe eaching.  It magics.  Even and detect


I has a bored, so here's some more things.  these are done with the Dwarf Moods.


 on dust underground lately

was forced to have worn clothing lately

admired out during old booze lately

was unable to survive lately --That sums up every dwarf, ever.

has been tormented in a very pleased to drink vomit lately  EW.

has been) able to cry on charge to find somebody in charge

was happy citizen lately

slept in a good setting at the ridiculous conviction lately

was very poor setting lately

talked with a hammer lately

has been (haunted/tormented in a beloved creature lately

was disgusted by a  (You decide!)

sleeping/dining another year  The Broker?

celebrated lately

talked with the lack of dining patrol duty lately

was caught in a legends receive a mandate dead father year

worried on dust underground lately

was upset to have any room recently

has been attacked by a dead sibling about the state of drink lately

was very pleased that nobody on charge lately

(was irritated by an unhappy to have dish lately  --he/she wanted Direct Tv

was very pleased to bed lately  Oh, myy...

has been starving another year

celebrated having a horribly embarrassed to be wearing to give somebody to be/happy to be re-elect request weapon racks lately

best on the decay of a lover lately

was enragedy recently

conducted a meeting relieved from duty lately

was unhappy to bed lately

ate a friend recently  OMG

was very upset to have to noise while sparring on somebody lately

choked on by a dead and still annoying a fist fight recently

was unable to complained with father year

worried about a drought in the nobility recently

conducted at the sun lately

Okay that's enough!

[Sergarr]

was forced to have worn clothing lately

Hahahahaha!

[Sean Mirrsen]

A return of the tried and true TVTropes Travesties!

    ● Subsystems are filled with green hair and vomit.

      The .34.01 you can meet your cave-ins, being resettable explains. In-game will incredibly common.
           If you start as well as they'll keep risingly good fun. After all. Many Nobles and more Fun, after than warhammer strike The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so light, then proceed to decapitation/skull crush your adventure can be standing.

    ● Critical Existence Failure: you get you, "The Awe-Inspiring Warrior Race Guy. "I will die in dress, while offer, however, would hard to hide the last dwarf, which is almost likely to prevent freeze the fortress ghost prevent freezing and you find the active or dodge a weapon User / Improvised Weapon: Annoying anything as at least all (Musicality). Also, dwarves.

    ● War Elephants, beehives, rainfallible result is unaffects create obsidian encrusted crossbow bolt fires can count to floods yourself or analysis of the Rule of the same type as a compromise for the game more people will required that need alcohol.

    ● Badass: You can and haven't be as FUNny other notes 'Ultra-Mighty', 'Perfectly from reading that elephants, but in his to-do list; part is observed.

    ● Comedic Sociopathy: One has and titles for bones in something else is to prowl the Baby Shields" every other creation even dead enemies in the most or a variety of people is no long as at least a grave mandated the necromancers and FPS caps, giant populations of body parts. Some of their new-born babies out with such fungus. A particularly well-known as a thermonuclear catsplosion.

    ● Wide Open Sandbox: Taken to any ways a fortress when, on the currently serves as any dwarf, the pear traps the forum even a Forgotten train up that a certain kinds of physics.

    ● Mordor: Really everyone. Especially walking a small child... if it's quite off enough military dwarves can happened to kill the "cannot pick up hundreds of fighting every single opcode. On th' other workshops made from treatment' — no matter of skills you can takes carve to other hand, can they get pregnant dwarf they just don't hungry enough the entire for poisons can devolve around the CAN_LEARN tag (among other on liquid volume). Correcting your once this tropes specific uniforms to get stronger, on the most powerful range and used into stay underneath the orbital magma for a self-sustainable by the water animal, or be over than a Bronze Colossus.

Urist McGloomy calms down. Urist McCatbeard. There is reports. Magma streaming eagles and Loads of the dwarf will then retract that's not check.

    ● Oh Crap: If you have this make a bronze Colossus. Entirely up to tragedy and aimed attentioned about the access out. If they can become one to its body parts and such as turkeys or may not hold a fine price. Magma? Invaluable material success, a good number of these. Future development left is observed.

    ● Video Game Caring Potentials, the only things that this as a perpetual Alpha: Technically serve no witness to a warriors tendency to use character, allowing dwarf to feed of snow who kill.

    ● Artifact that can tweak it to rot away freeform regenerally told to push the Earth: Since the fearsome Werechinchilla!

    ● Royals Who Actually consistent, any play wiki specific enemies from the [SEVERONBREAK] flag so that, though if you ever they keeping the characters and Fortresses made edible fortress, it can possible (in the circus" and "slap", with walls. Sometimes the coffin in think) to full mood affective hives.

[Nyxalinth]

Filled with green hair and vomit

Eww.  Funny though.  Good ones as always!  I was amused and pleased to see that my Note to Urist thread got a mention on TV tropes

[Sean Mirrsen]

Made more, on Level 9 this time. (previous was 7)

    ● Our Goblins to literal pulp. 1 dwarf VS 100 goblins have it explode into beds. There have been known to kill plants are mistreated. And your fortress area with the fact that the end, along with magma flowing the coins themselves. Any mortal that draws a lot of ways.

    ● Abnormal Ammo: You can build Turing-completely hopeless battle axes and abandon.

    ● Ninja Pirate Zombie Apocalypse: Evil biome or within range from a demon may conquer a nearby civilization. If the Random Number God decide they have a melee with a recurrent region).

    ● The Dev Team Thinks of Everything else is in this game.
      Toady One thinks of every characters trailing him up. Now the ASCII represent Demons are rather they're made of magma or some such thing.

    ● Anvil On Head: Falling anyone, including what it used to be a Proud Warrior Ram". Otherwise known as a chicksplosion.

    ● Low Fantasy: There are someone's head in with a little rhyme or reasons a player's first modding their severed arm.
         Occasionally used in traps. Up to ten of the Dwarves from steel thanks to the player... they can even have organs or require blood out of a Conan movie

    ● Our Vampires were valuable material which can be used for a set amount generally the only magma-safe rocks, while still broke within five minutes.

    ● Deadly Disc: The dwarves to be bedridden the rendering freely, including the Player Character in the current release, making a working skill... you get their own rates of healing (nervous tissue can be built from lava. That's right, Dwarves".

    ● News Travels Fast: All you need is a TV Tropes.
Video Game Caring Potentially starting party is slaughtering kittens, and leaders on flying mounts who can bypass all of your fort, but in difference for the nearest dwarf thinks, "You know who killed the Hammer: the appropriately-named Hammerer, whose only purpose-built weapon traps, and a thick stack of the most cost efficient source for necromancers have a much greater than 1, or requirements. The way you fix that is still working fortress to fine powder, but still remain.

    ● Rube Goldberg loves your dwarves, and they will be covered in glorious ASCII chips. Slug-Men, for instance, have no bones, damaging organs, making a complicated to construction, it's quite possible explanatory.

    ● Patchwork Map: Averted. There is even a Forgotten Beasts made from their suffering players to have their leave.

    ● Oh Crap: If you hit 80 population with them, otherwise-dangerous creatures who haven't had one of their wagon is as close to each other. One raises the slashing of Dwarves".

    ● Life Will Kill You: It doesn't stop them fast enough.

    ● Breaking bones, which apparently ended with spikes moving in-and-out of walls at dangerous: Goblin sieges tend to spontaneously rising until you either are available technology tends to do either a trap, surrounded by bits of his fellow dwarves seem to interaction the clothing to do, and the result in the throw command line display around compounds with worrying relish.

    ● Cats Are Evil: You may often uses "he he he" in develop combat system, yet dwarves will be of great epic battles or the victim and encasing their corpses of fallen sentient creatures is usually it happens when you're a character in the middle, which includes precisely burning them outside your fortress into a foul mood because of a material allows, without a guide, and dwarves being Driven to Suicide, or going completely possible if you try hard enough.

    ● Ascended Extra: No dwarf into puddle and even if he dies you'll be spending on people, but if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap the eyes."

    ● Bare-Fisted Monk: The Wrestling is very manly, but add the number of minor pleasures to get favored by a growing in a patch once this when, on the fortress, it's more likely to change them out of it at all), known simply for their traders are ten-foot-tall, heavily-trapped and thrown in jail for reason it's called a husk. The severe lag. And once it finds something Deader than they exist. On the Fun side, it creates a huge net damage quickly turn tail and take medical staff's time.

    ● Hard Head: Averted in the water supply.note
         Eldritch Location: Thanks to the organs you lose.

    ● Guide Dang It: The community, was many horrible mass of living miasma. In its most basic form.

    ● Impaled with minimal risk upon puberty, the test subjects received its own high-level programming language that's not spewing fort after fort by trial-and-error.

    ● Screw You, Elves!.
        Occasionally combination Chamber: Theoretically contain 1,000 dragons as long as pumps allow for some inexplicable fiery apocalypse.

    ● Cycle of Hurting: Big monsters Are Weird incarnate, and will still transfer curses to those who defile their life every single deadlier whenever it happens is 'encased in combat system has begun—the first type of stone, then stopping them back the stuff everywhere in the 2012 released a flooded room, then retract the roof to expose and freeze the water. Or magma.

[Sean Mirrsen]

And some of the regular old raws, while we still have them. I wonder what wonders will the next version bring?

[COFFIN_NOTRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE]

[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF]

[BERSERK_CITY]

[BODY_THOUGHT]

[ETHIC:ASSAULT_REPLACEMENT:PLAINS]

[ECONOMIC_MINIMUM_SIEGE:3]

[ATTACHMENT:PUNISHMENTS] (don't open emails from people you don't know)

[SKELETON_TEMPEROR]

[FALL_SOLID_POSITION:BROWN_FOUND_BUCKLER]

[MORE:YAK]

[NICKNESS]

[DIPLOMAT_AROUNDHOG]

[CATEGORY:MOUSTACHED_PEAR]

[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI]

[SKIP_ON_KILLS]

[COFFICULTY:2]

[ITEM_HELIOTROPELLED_ARTERIES]

[OUTDOOR_WOODCRAFTER]

[BUILDS_OUT_DRUM]

[MAGMA_DEFENDERS_BLOOD:384]

[DUTY_BOUNCE_MOSS]

[IMPROVED_BUILDING_FULL_SYMBOL:BAT_BLOWGUN]

[DIGGERABLE_GREETING]

[MIGRANT_BONING:5000]

[OUTDOOR_FOREST_TROPHY_SAPIENT:NO]

[BIRTH_ANIMAL_TRAIN:TALON_MORNINGSPIKEDBALL]

[ELECTED_INFECT:ENTITY_MEMBER:JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND:3]

[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]

[FREE_CINNAMON] (whee!)

[REGAIN_OF_THE_FISH_PIKES_SHAPING TURTLE_SLAM_INSTRUGGLE:4:12] (uh..)

[SOFT_MANUAL_NAME]

[TOOL_PEOPLES]

[FREQUENCY:SIX_TENTACLE_SLICING]

[OUTDOOR_WOOD_BUILD_MAKE_SOUND:BY_POT]

[BIRTH_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]

[REGAIN_COMBAT_JUMPINGS]

[DIE_WHEELBARROW]

[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES]

[ITEMCORPSE:WORMY TENDRILS]

And finally:
[NATURAL:JUST_GUZZLER] (Guzzler. Just... guzzler. Completely natural.)

[FallenAngel]

[MIGRANT_BONING:5000]

Oh my.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Since I've absolutely nothing better to do, here's some more:

[ENDGAME_CAPE:ASHAMED]

[COMBAT_BLUSH]

[MAT_BOTTLED_BAGUETTE_CUTTERACY]

[EMBARK_WAR]

[PLUS_MAKE_INTRODUCTION:KICK:BRAVE]

[ART_ARMLESS]

[VEGETATE_BUFFALO]

[DOES_SOCKS:1]

[EQUIPMENT_HARPY]

[CANOPENDOOR_FAT]

[BENDING:lacy window outside.]

[ITEMCORPIMENTMAN_IRONMENTAUR]

[SUMMER_WATER_MAKER]

[VOMITE] ((I'm guessing it's a fairly unpleasant mineral))

[RIVER:BLAND_NAMEABLE]

[ADOPTS_OWNERSHIPPERBODYGUARD] ((wat))

[FUNCTION:GOBLIVION]

[WAGONFIDENCE]

[IMPACT_STEAL]

[NAME:two-hump helmeth]

[RAINING_ADJUST_GUZZLER]

[GLOWCOLOSSUS_BRASSLAND]

[USE_BODY_SIZE_PERCUSSIONAL_CHICKWEB]

[PANTS_TO_STAR:ex]

[MOOD:LOCKPICKER_BODY:WAGON_PROBOSCIS:trunk.  In generic "wood-data fort horn]

[SCARF_HEARER]

[UTTERACTUS]

[MAGMA_DEFECTIVITY:156]

[IS_STRETCH:nuts:7:0] ((ow!))

[MOUNTAIN_SIZE of man:queen:squirt ink] ((what the?))

[COLOSSUS_BRASSLANDEROUSNESS:kizbiz]

[TRADE_SIEGE_ENTING:0:65000]

[DEEP_MENACITATIONS]

[INVADER:pig]

[TITAN_BE_MUTUAL]

[UNDIGGABLE_ANIMALS:UNHOLY]

[MORE DRILLION_DO_INTRICANE]

edit: And some more. It's not like I have a whole lot of funny things to read at the moment, might as well make my own.

[ITEM_PRESSEN] ((since when is DF in German?))

[SYMBOL:NEGATIVITY_WOVEN]

[COLONY_TRAPCOMPONENT]

[ART_BIOME_DESIGN]

[LARGE REGIONAL_CHILD]

[DISPLATYPUS:LOCATIONS_FROM:NAUGHTER]

[GLOVED_BEDROOP]

[PLAYABLE PLANK] ((what?))

[UNDEAD_CHILLSTONE_MEADOWSWEET]

[SOIL_STARVER]

[USE_ANIMALS:ACCEPT_TROUGH]

[CANOPENDOOR_WOODCUTTLED_BY:EXPEDITATIONS]

[ITEM:SMASH]

[CHILDNAME_VOLCANO_MINION]

[BIOME_MODIFIED_IF_SELF]

[METAMORPHIC:ELEPHANT_PYTHON]

[OCEAN_FRIENDLY_CREAM]

[CIV_POPULATION:PANDA MAN]

[CREATION_HAMMERER]

And last one for the moment:
[MERCHANGINGSPIKEDBALLIGATOR]  ...I don't think I can run away fast enough. D: