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[FallenAngel]

I absolutely love these.
I'd contribute my own, but it's .exe and I'm on a mac.
Can someone convert it over to .jar? I can use those.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I absolutely love these.
I'd contribute my own, but it's .exe and I'm on a mac.
Can someone convert it over to .jar? I can use those.

"Someone" would have to be me, I'm the guy with the source.

I can probably try and convert it, but I can't guarantee it will work. My skill level in Java is best described as "inexperienced", and I've been avoiding Macs like the plague ever since Apple Macintosh II's at our school got replaced with PCs, so...

Can't you use a virtual machine? WINE, or whichever the Mac equivalent is.

[FallenAngel]

I'll try. However, in your favor, you have more Java experience than I.
My experience level can only be described as "I can open these files".
Either way, these are hilarious.

EDIT: Wine makes no sense so far. Going to try a bit more - someone might have to package it up in Wine for everyone with a mac. I can edit .txt and .xml files no sweat.
EDIT2: I just realized that you said "Wine, or whatever the mac equivalent is". Gosh darn it.
EDIT3: Wait, scratch that. Wine is for mac. Time to find a working download and try.

[FallenAngel]

I made it to my home windows computer.
I don't know if it can run Dwarf Fortress, but it should be able to run this.

EDIT: Putting both the Entity file and Creature_Standard at Level 4, things are strange (note that I know the tags enough that I can recognize something familiar):
[TEND] - I guess this tag enables tending to the wounded.
[CLOTH] - How exactly does this apply to a civilization or a creature?
[ATTACK:1:IRIS_EYE_PRIORITY:MARQUOISONALISM_NARROW] - I don't know what Maquoisonalism is, but I don't want a narrow one in my iris.
[CREACTIVE:1:DARD_TISSUE_SENSE:500] - The reactive creature has a strong sense for dard tissue.
[SET:1:IRIS_EYE_SPEED:700] - And now the irises of my eyes are running faster than me. Ow.
[BODY:100] - Wait, does that mean it has 100 bodies or that its body is size 100?
[DUTY_BLOOD:0:70:90:130:200] - It is my duty to blood.
[MAX_SIEGE:1:MOUTH:RIBCAGE_PICABOCHOCOLOR:ITEMPLAN:HUMANOID_RELSIZE:1:CINNAME:SIDEBURNT_SALTWATE] - This makes no sense, but I wanted to include it...
[PUS:LOCAL_PLATERIES] - Wait, how can pus be a local "platery"?
[PANTS] - Pants. Just pants.
[APPOINTACTIONS] - Your fortress appointacted a new mayor today.
[BLOOD:LIP] - o.O
[BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TONGULARGE_IRIS_EYE_SANCE_MAT:NO_ENFORWAR:ears:sasquatches] - There's a tongularge in my iris!
[ATTACK_CONTACK_VERB:punch:scratch:scratches] - First a punch, then a scratch, then more scratches! That's the attack contack.
[ETHIC:KILL:5FINGULAR] - Death to fingulars!
[WEAPON:1:IRIS_EYE] - Again with the iris!

...and that's all I got.

[DrKillPatient]

I'll try. However, in your favor, you have more Java experience than I.
My experience level can only be described as "I can open these files".
Either way, these are hilarious.

EDIT: Wine makes no sense so far. Going to try a bit more - someone might have to package it up in Wine for everyone with a mac. I can edit .txt and .xml files no sweat.
EDIT2: I just realized that you said "Wine, or whatever the mac equivalent is". Gosh darn it.
EDIT3: Wait, scratch that. Wine is for mac. Time to find a working download and try.

The travestificator works perfectly fine in Wine and I know Winebottler... Give me a few minutes and I'll package it!

EDIT: This works, but to include the whole Wine package makes the file several hundred megabytes — actually greater in size than it would be had you just downloaded Wine yourself. You're better off downloading Wine directly as a Mac app from here; then you can just double-click the travestificator EXE to run it as you would on Windows.

[Arcvasti]

Spoiler: Travestified Dwarven Thoughts (click to show/hide)

has been attacked with a child lately

saw somebody water lately

conducted in a horrible to talk to be happy to have been exhausted by a dead pet to be elected by terribly tortured by the ridiculous ecstate a spoiled lately

was been attacked by terrifying about long partner tomb after tomb after gaining the pain office

is happy to tragedy recently

slept in a spouse to eat something a request a child to be underful

choked by accident smoothly lately

has been attacked by a wonderful dish lately

was forced to travesty water gaining in nightmares by a death recently

was forced that nobility of an armor stated has been attacked water gained in a long partner to yelled still at the same old booze lack of society recently

has lost a fist fightmares by a dead mother

was unable hammer room recently

had a catartifact

**Sheds mirth-tears from eyes**

[Deon]

slept in a spouse to eat something

That sounds nasty and terrifying at the same time.

had a catartifact

My favourite.

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

choked by accident smoothly lately

haha choking with style

[TheFlame52]

has been attacked by a wonderful dish lately

"Urist, call the soldiers! The food is revolting!"
"It's always been revolting."
"Yeah, but now it's rebelling!"

[FallenAngel]

I rediscovered the thread, got the travesticator and Wine and made it work. Relying solely on the creature file for the Fallen Angels, we get:

[NOBREADING:15] - They can't bread 15 times over?
[NATURAL_SKILL:KNOWLEDGE_WEAPON:15] - They use their minds as weapons.
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:7000] - This is normal, besides the fact it's 10% of the size of a human.
[CASTE:ALL:BUTCHEMY:15] - Butcher's alchemy - turning kitten bones into dragon bones.
[NATURAL_SKILL:COORS] - They're great at beer.
[BODY:HUMANTIMIDATION:15] - Their body is humantimidating fifteen times over.

[Fniff]

15 seems to be a reoccurring number. Possibly of concern?

[FallenAngel]

It's actually a recurring number in the files of the Fallen Angels.
They have a default stat of 15 in every single skill.
So 15 is absurdly common.

[Spish]

So I put my "dforter.txt" through the travestificator. It contains, among other things, a whole bunch of RNG names and titles I found memorable. You should see some of the stuff that came out of it... (brace yourself, I have a lot of these)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Syrupon Piner
The Lazy Chocolater
The Mad Onslaughter
MurderHuge
Looktrollin
Thrun of Severor
Lordking the Infinite Worm
Bathe Nation
Suqueviewell's cut optic.
The credmonks
The Cudgement
Cobra Blossom
Bulu Bunconner
Spreamy the Sludgecompensiver spoke of thaderd
Cleazy Sandeep
Shaptop Sandreak
Castle Ponder of Groovethir, Home of Grooveromasteem.
Truthfulted Wastle of Grooty
The Hollowdedbeardnes
Catoblin/Problin/gobhoblems
Boredfarm murdery sight
Thepatragon of Dikewist
Alencehatz
Doomrades
Lazzirage of Stupidence
Wispcraze the Hamma
Stoked Talon of Dike
The Princehat Guardnessiah
Methat the Sanderymin Pades
Aranite White, Kenturer
Veminite Mythir
Birethirs Bilthuslax
Doomrideroc of Assaultalls
Tornadoc Xemberdale
Probis of Grooty
Bolt Vand Quenius
Simin Pade Borscht
The Inky Throneink of Dignity
Stukos Bored by Domescoscrobis Eniaavents
The Academy of what the hell
The Sad Roadplanation
The Symmetric need and [NAME_SEED:eM4c088MQyWuMqO0YESY]
Webzultud JUMPIC EMBERBOUSIS
Sinfulded) The Wastle of Chewaxed
"Tombiested fromus, Cheese to of Heroicmonssure.
The Crevice basstakust morte
Whatedsnack
Alwooferen
Ledmanimel
Becauseudoctor
Kinklebromelius
Gayninacelon
Cheesnugglor
Showerborgen
Siminoser
Ome Death: A Bridgecompensive
Zokun the Toastal Devourer
Fatheem Loneblown
Haunters, The Coast
The Oceanin' Toilets
Showershankus
Kobable Mithinkle
The Gosh of Morater, The Big Smut
Thrunchetar Razorwasteelbowler
Paresignal Swordednoble
Proflgarburn Fail Face
Uristu Scrabs
Butch-Pinnin
Jo Mathe
Gesssial Seiggard
Kiston Nord Frohwein
Glown the Coastabber
The Amus/The Angis
Hustragon (Truth Cuddles
Islaymeer of Attacular Birds
The Eye-Land of Shal Cloistzavage
Faminernamo Torname of Owneration
Prinessis Extimesterrein Woundedbeard
Bentain. Wisdomasotello!
Jum Korbacoultre
[INVADERSON
Shite Mayor. Thefired
Strue

And a ton of barely comprehensible Engrish sentences that I might include later.

[PTTG??]

I took a list of a very large number of computer/video games and travestized it. This counts, because Dwarf Fortress is in there somewhere.

Turtle Slots (2009, Activision)

Do you like playing casino games? Do you like turtles?

Steel Cage (1982, Aardvark-80, TRS-80 CoCo)

Sounds like it's a mech game where it's all text-based with a thirty-second pause after every combat action.

Momotaro Densetsu Komei-den Breed II: Winteractive, Inc. (Nintendo of Europe B.V., Maximum Editor, SEGA CD)

Ah, Nindtendo of Europe, that game-dev capital of the world.

Love Katayama Magic Carpet God of the Wonderful Exector's Edition (2009, Titus Franco-Prussia Publishing, Inc.)

Who doesn't love Franco-Prussian H-games?

Pet Shoot Machinko Paranormal Industries Basketball (1993, VIPS) (Amiga, Atari ST)

Ok, so, like, you make a basketball team, right, except it's all pets, and they are possessed by the ghosts of great B-ballers of the past...

Murder 2007 (2001, Amiga, Apple II, Commodore 64, DOS)

Released six years ahead of schedule thanks to a decision to focus on mature development platforms.

Slime Warriors (1990, Atari 8-bit, Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Atari 5200, Atari ST)

Mass Effect 3: Granny in Lost Wanted (2005, Sony Company, Ltd.) (Apple II, Atari Corporation 3)

Since people weren't happy with the ending of Mass Effect 3...

Basketball Prof. Rebuild (2002, Sun Corp.)

The King's Qubes (1997, Cactus Soft Corporation, Windows)

Pac-Man (1988, MicroProse Software Inc.) (Amiga)

Yep, Pac-man, released 1988, for the Amiga, developed by Micro-prose. Nothing to see here.

Hamtaro: Harley-Davidson Soccer Manager (1998, Croteam Land) (2011, Bethesda Software, Inc.)

Interesting idea...

Banjo Pilot (1994, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Commodore 64)

Doctor Who: Black Butt-Head

Dracula: Crazy Macho Cineplay Entertainment) (Windows)

Angry Bird (2008, Novitas GmbH, CDV Soft Entertainment Inc., Technos Japan, Ltd.) (FM-7, TRS-80 CoCo)

You saw it here, that's prior art.

Disaster Missile Company, Inc. (Timex Corporation, SEGA of America, Inc.) (Windows)

Also released as Kerbal Space Program.

Lolitaire (2002, Gremlin Interactive Software)

"So... it's funny? Like, Lol-itare?" "No, no, it isn't. You're off by one letter." "Yeah, I think it's time to call the cops."

[King Kravoka]

Doctor Who: Black Butt-Head

You missed this gem.