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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 363604 times)

King Kravoka

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Re: RAW travesties: EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE!
« Reply #885 on: December 11, 2013, 06:35:17 pm »

I travestified the metatravesty

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Re: RAW travesties: EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE!
« Reply #886 on: February 18, 2014, 01:21:09 pm »

Travestied the thoughts list from the wiki: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:List_of_Dwarven_Thoughts
has been attacked with mother lately
slept in a pillar of society recently
was unhappy to have been satisfied to be uncloaked with father
was forced tomb after gaining lately substandard dining room recently
was anged by terrifying another lately
was embarrassed with mother lately
had a new romance yelling lately
slept in nightmares by a dead lately (building) lately
slept only got married by the sparring lately
had a mother year
(was unable to bedroom like a pond recently
slept in a horried of demandate lately
(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
was depressed/tormented in a snow storm recently
yelled at the dead mother recently
enjoyed the decay of legends recently
conducted mayor recently
has lost a sibling to traged at the lack of dining about having about work allocations lately sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was glad to eat a friend lately
had a terrifying another year
has comforted by the dead child lately
had a legendary drink lately substandard setting in a very angered/traumatized) by the decadent drink slime lately
has comforted by long patrol duty lately
was pleased with a lovely water lately
has been attacked by the sun lately
was worried about an army of thirst lately
saw a beloved creature in a horrible dining room recently
was very upset by not having to tragedy recently
ate a fine drink lately
brought somebody by accidentally killed somebody water lately
has been tired of the victim of a well lately
was forced to have been/pleased to eat vermin to survive lately
was comforted by the scarcity in a meeting in a great setting recently
was unable to find somebody to bed lately    Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately
dined in a fit of rage recently
has lost/was just a little better/a little better/better/better/better/a little better/better/better/a little better/better/better/better/a little happy to have been/pleased at the state of demands recently
slept in a good tomb after gaining another year
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Re: RAW travesties: EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE!
« Reply #887 on: February 18, 2014, 03:33:35 pm »

slept in a pillar of society recently
was unhappy to have been satisfied to be uncloaked with father
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has been attacked by the sun lately
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

has been tired of the victim of a well lately
"Again, Timmy? Really? [sigh] God damn it...."

dined in a fit of rage recently
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Re: RAW travesties: EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE!
« Reply #888 on: February 18, 2014, 08:33:19 pm »

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ate a fine drink lately
Somehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:
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was unable to find somebody to bed lately    Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately
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was very upset by not having to tragedy recently
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was embarrassed with mother lately
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #889 on: February 18, 2014, 09:52:37 pm »

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(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently

I like this one particularly because it tells such a clear story about a dwarf with TERRIBLE hygiene.
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #890 on: February 18, 2014, 10:00:02 pm »

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(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently

I like this one particularly because it tells such a clear story about a dwarf with TERRIBLE hygiene.

Must be pretty bad if all the other dwaves in the fort were in agreement that he should bathe.
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Re: RAW travesties: EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE!
« Reply #891 on: February 18, 2014, 10:00:52 pm »

Here is the input I used:
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had a miscarriage recently
has been evicted lately
has been tired lately
has been exhausted lately
has complained of hunger lately
has complained of thirst lately
has been starving lately
has been dehydrated lately
was worried by the scarcity of tax collection escorts lately
was worried by the scarcity of guards lately
was worried by the scarcity of cages and chains lately
has been attacked lately
has been attacked by the dead lately
has been attacked by a dead pet lately
has been attacked by a dead spouse lately
has been attacked by own dead mother lately
has been attacked by own dead father lately
has been attacked by a dead lover lately
has been attacked by a dead sibling lately
has been attacked by own dead child lately
has been attacked by a dead friend lately
has been attacked by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was unable to reach a room for tax collection lately
was misinformed about a room for tax collection lately
was upset that the tax collection didn't go smoothly lately
has been taxed recently
has lost property to the tax collector's escorts recently
was upset to have disappointed a noble lately
has complained of the lack of chairs lately
has complained of the crowded tables lately
has complained of the lack of dining tables lately
was forced to eat vermin to survive lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature to survive lately
was forced to eat a treasured pet to survive lately
has complained of the lack of a well lately
has complained of the nasty water lately
was forced to drink slime lately
was forced to drink vomit lately
was forced to drink bloody water lately
was forced to drink gooey water lately
was forced to drink ichorous water lately
was forced to drink purulent water lately
slept uneasily due to noise lately
slept very uneasily due to noise lately
was woken by noise while sleeping lately
was worried not to have adequate protection lately
has complained about the draft lately
was upset about being relieved from duty
has suffered the travesty of art defacement
has been annoyed by flies
has been accosted by terrible vermin
saw something unpleasant in a cage recently
saw something unpleasant in a pond recently
has witnessed death
has lost a pet recently
has lost a pet recently
accidentally killed somebody in a fit of rage recently
killed somebody by accident while sparring recently
has lost a spouse to tragedy recently
has lost a friend to tragedy recently
has lost a sibling to tragedy recently
has lost a child to tragedy recently
has lost a mother to tragedy recently
has lost a father to tragedy recently
was forced to endure the decay of a pet
was forced to endure the decay of a spouse
was forced to endure the decay of a mother
was forced to endure the decay of a father
was forced to endure the decay of a lover
was forced to endure the decay of a sibling
was forced to endure the decay of a child
was forced to endure the decay of a friend
was forced to endure the decay of an annoying acquaintance
ate rotten food lately
drank something spoiled lately
was grumbling about long patrol duty lately
was depressed by long patrol duty lately
was angered by long patrol duty lately
was enraged by long patrol duty lately
was disgusted by a miasma lately
choked on smoke underground lately
choked on dust underground lately
was knocked out during a cave-in lately
was embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a dining room
was very embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom
was incredibly embarrassed not to have any rooms lately
sustained major injuries recently
sustained minor injuries recently
slept in the mud recently
slept in the grass recently
slept in the dirt recently
slept on rocks recently
slept on a rough cave floor recently
slept on the floor recently
slept on ice recently
slept on a pile of driftwood recently
slept without a proper room recently
slept in a horribly substandard bedroom recently
slept in a horrible bedroom recently
slept in an awful bedroom recently
slept in a very poor bedroom recently
slept in a poor bedroom recently
conducted a meeting in a horribly substandard setting recently
conducted a meeting in a horrible setting recently
conducted a meeting in an awful setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very poor setting recently
conducted a meeting in a poor setting recently
dined in a horribly substandard dining room recently
dined in a horrible dining room recently
dined in an awful dining room recently
dined in a very poor dining room recently
dined in a poor dining room recently
dined without a proper dining room recently
worried greatly about not having a tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horrible tomb after gaining another year
worried about having an awful tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a very poor tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a poor tomb after gaining another year
was greatly angered at the state of demands recently
was very angered at the state of demands recently
was angered at the state of demands recently
was upset by not having enough chests lately
was upset by not having enough cabinets lately
was upset by not having enough armor stands lately
was upset by not having enough weapon racks lately
was upset to be wearing old clothing lately
was upset to be wearing tattered clothing lately
was very upset to have worn clothes rot away lately
was very embarrassed to be uncovered lately
was embarrassed to have no shirt lately
was embarrassed to have no shoes lately
was very embarrassed to be uncloaked lately
was caught in the rain recently
was caught in a snow storm recently
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was (put off/flustered/upset/very upset/greatly upset/angered/enraged/shattered/traumatized/utterly traumatized) by a lesser's pretentious (office/sleeping/dining/burial) arrangements lately
was unable to find an available hammer lately
was upset by having a mandate ignored lately
was upset by having a mandate deadline missed lately
was upset by having a request ignored lately
was angered that nobody could be punished for a recent failure
was upset that a criminal could not be properly punished
was upset by the delayed punishment of a criminal
was beaten recently
was beaten with a hammer recently
is depressed about being confined
was unhappy with the lack of work last season
had a terrifying nightmare about an army of the dead
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a cage recently
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a pond recently
was pleased by having a request approved lately
was glad to have punishment reduced recently
was glad to have punishment delayed recently
beat somebody recently
beat somebody with a hammer recently
has been satisfied at work lately
was happy to have pleased a noble lately
is quite pleased with making an artifact
made a satisfying acquisition lately
adopted a new pet recently
took joy in slaughter lately
ate a pretty decent meal lately
ate a fine dish lately
ate a wonderful dish lately
ate a truly decadent dish lately
ate a legendary meal lately
had a pretty decent drink lately
had a fine drink lately
had a wonderful drink lately
had a truly decadent drink lately
had a legendary drink lately
was comforted by a pet lately
saw a beloved creature lately
was pleased to have a mandate deadline met lately
talked with somebody lately
talked with a pet lately
talked with the spouse lately
talked with mother lately
talked with father lately
talked with a lover lately
talked with a sibling lately
talked with a child lately
talked with a friend lately
was forced to talk to somebody annoying lately
made a friend recently
was pleased that the tax collection went smoothly lately
was comforted by a lovely waterfall lately
conducted a meeting in a setting worthy of legends recently
conducted a meeting in a fantastic setting recently
conducted a meeting in a great setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very good setting recently
conducted a meeting in a good setting recently
dined in a legendary dining room recently
dined in a fantastic dining room recently
dined in a great dining room recently
dined in a very good dining room recently
dined in a good dining room recently
slept in a bedroom like a personal palace recently
slept in a fantastic bedroom recently
slept in a great bedroom recently
slept in a very good bedroom recently
slept in a good bedroom recently
was greatly pleased at the state of demands recently
was very pleased at the state of demands recently
was pleased at the state of demands recently
celebrated having a legendary tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a fantastic tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a great tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a very good tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a good tomb after gaining another year
enjoyed starting a fist fight recently
enjoyed smashing up a building recently
enjoyed toppling something over recently
enjoyed throwing something recently
had a satisfying sparring session recently
is happy to be free
was nauseated by the sun lately
was irritated by the sun lately
was able to rest and recuperate lately
received water recently
received food recently
was rescued recently
was unable to find somebody to complain to about job scarcity lately
was unable to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was unable to request weapon production lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to yell at lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to cry on lately
was yelled at by an unhappy citizen lately
was cried on by an unhappy citizen lately
was satisfied to bring up job scarcity in a meeting lately
was able to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was glad to request weapon production lately
had a cathartic experience yelling at somebody in charge lately
yelled at somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
yelled at somebody in charge lately (but only got angrier)
had a cathartic experience crying on somebody in charge lately
cried on somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
cried on somebody in charge lately (but only felt more depressed)
was very happy to be elected mayor recently
was very happy to be re-elected mayor recently
was very satisfied to be chosen as the expedition leader recently
was very pleased to receive a higher rank of nobility recently
was greatly pleased to enter the nobility recently
was proud to have become a mayor recently
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody water lately
gave somebody water lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody water lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody food lately
gave somebody food lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody food lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to help somebody to bed lately
brought somebody to bed lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to haul somebody to bed lately
gave birth to (children) recently
got married recently
became caught up in a new romance recently
gained (a) sibling(s) recently
became a parent of (children) recently
formed a grudge recently
has lost a lover to tragedy recently
(has lost/was just a little happy to lose/was happy to lose/was thrilled to lose) an annoying acquaintance to tragedy recently
has been tired of eating the same old food lately
has been tired of drinking the same old booze lately
was (disgusted/upset/irritated) to be forced to talk to a pillar of society recently
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was still bathing in awe after talking to a pillar of society recently
had a wonderful soapy bath recently
had a nice bath recently
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by the dead lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead pet lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead spouse lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead mother lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead father lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead lover lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead sibling lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead child lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead friend lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
has been tormented in nightmares by the dead lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead pet lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead spouse lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead mother lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead father lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead lover lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead sibling lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead child lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead friend lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of a long-dead corpse recently
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of an animal recently
was outraged at the bizarre conviction against all reason of the victim of a crime recently
was pleased to have received justice recently
was pleased that a family member received justice recently
has lost an animal training partner to tragedy recently
formed a bond with an animal training partner recently
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #892 on: February 18, 2014, 10:07:16 pm »

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cried about having enough cave floor recently
"Well, honey I just bought the new room! It even has a cabinet!" *Opens door* "What do you think?"
Beholding the beautiful natural cave floor of the chamber, she bursts into tears and embraces him. "Oh, Urist, it's like I've always dreamed of!"
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #893 on: February 19, 2014, 10:57:40 pm »

I know this was an ancient post, but I felt compelled to do it!

[S_WORD:BUZZLER] - Buzzler. Why does this make me imagine a giant beverage-laden bee?

And now, a giant bee which can be milked and processed for delicious mead!

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The mead reaction acts pretty silly if you increase the product/reagent ratio above 1:1; dwarves will try to brew all of the honey in a given barrel at a given time (barrels seem to be able to hold at least 9-10), but the output can be too large for the output container to hold, resulting in the entire stack of mead being left in the workshop because it doesnt fit in a barrel, and dwarves wont drink it because it isn't in a barrel! So it just sits there. Complete waste of booze.

No way yet to get royal jelly or wax cakes out of them. I'll contemplate that...
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #894 on: February 19, 2014, 11:15:28 pm »

Did one of DF talk #7.2
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #895 on: February 20, 2014, 06:53:26 pm »

Also using thoughts:
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #896 on: February 20, 2014, 08:01:29 pm »

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was greatly pleased to drink bloody water lately
admired own dead and chairs lately
These travestied thoughts are great. We need more!
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #897 on: February 21, 2014, 12:51:49 pm »

Here you go:
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was outragedy recently
was unhappy with the lately
cried by the sun lately
was very poor tomb after gaining patrol duty lately
enjoyed to endure the decay of legendary tomb after gaining another lately
has suffered a meeting worthy of legendary drink slime lately
was forced to drink lately
was caught in a poor setting in a very poor tomb after gaining a mayor recently
was able to tragedy recently
admired of driftwood recently
was glad to eat a treasured pet rece
has complained of eating the sun lately
has been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by the same old food lately
was comforted by a dead child
was upset to have any rooms lately (but only got angrier)
was glad to request weapon racks lately
was satisfied to have a mandate deadline missed lately - (How come my nobles aren't like this?)
celebrated having a mandate ignored lately - (Or better yet, this?)
was able to give somebody by accidentally killed somebody to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom recently
ate a legendary tomb after gaining another year - (...What?)
has been tormented/possessed/tortured) by the state of demands recently
accidentally killed to have no shirt lately
has comforted by the decay of a sibling(s) recently
was very happy to have been) able to request weapon production didn't go smoothly lately
received waterfall lately
celebrated having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
was upset by not having enough cave floor recently
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful creature to survive lately
conducted a meeting in a pond recently - (Who was this meeting with? Fish?)
was enraged/shattered clothing lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature in a cage recently
has been tired of drinking the same old food recently
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #898 on: February 21, 2014, 01:04:42 pm »

Pffft. That is hilarous. Here's some of mine.

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gave somebody without an animal recently
slept on the lack of nobility recently
conducted a new pet recently
celebrated a noble lately
was unable to noise while sleeping lately -(how is that a bad thing?)
was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recently
was forced to enter talk to survive lately
has comforted by the decadent delayed punishment of rage recently
was still annoying a cave floor recently
was forced to have punishment drink lately
admired lately
has completely angered clothing on somebody in charge lately
was glad to eat a treasured pet lately
was unable to find somebody by a miasma lately
has been tormented/tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying somebody recently
ate a personal palace recently
has suffered the scarcity lately
was upset to haul somebody in charge lately
choked out during sparring over lately
dined of tax collector's escorts recently
has lost a property to be forced to have been/pleased to have to conducted at/was unable to find an army of the sun lately
was unable to survive lately -(yeah, that can put a damper on any day)
enjoyed to have pleased with a hammer recently (??)
was upset by not having another
was forced to be/happy to have been) able to yelling the pain of) having another rank somebody to lose/was happy without a room recently
enjoyed to be/happy with a hammer recently -(uh..)
was proud to endure the pain of) having acquaintance lately
was embarrassed to drink lately
was greatly upset by not to have no shoes lately
was embarrassed to endure the lack of nobility recently
was proud to have no shoes lately

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was forced to endure the lack of work lately
had a meeting in a father lately
yelled at the rain recently
dined of the ridiculous convictim of a mother lately
has been attacked by the mud recently
received just a little happy to be uncloaked lately
has been accosted by the dirt recently
conducted at the sun lately
was forced to eat a criminal
slept in the dead child lately
was forced to endure the decadent dish lately
killed at work last season of art defacement
was unable to give something up a building) lately
was cried by long patrol duty lately
was caught in freakish weapon production lately
talked with the lack of chairs lately
was very satisfied to tragedy recently
beat somebody annoying lately
worried about being recently
became a parent of a lover lately -(ptftfftttppffftfff.... I have spit all over my keyboard. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!)
was pleased to talk to something recently
was angered at the lack of demands lately
slept in a pond recently
was forced to have to talk to a pillar of society recently
was forced to have worn clothing lately
was forced to be wearing relieved food lately
was upset by not to have been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by own deadline missed to request weapon production lately

I try to imagine one dwarf having all these thoughts... what kind of crazy world does he(or she) live in?
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Re: RAW travesties: "dined in a fit of rage recently!"
« Reply #899 on: February 21, 2014, 05:34:08 pm »

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was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recently
Does he want a matching set?
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was proud to have no shoes lately
Hobbit!
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was forced to eat a criminal
That's some strange justice there.
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was caught in freakish weapon production lately
All i can think of is some kind of machine that takes in metal and spews out random weapons in all directions. (Sort of like the automated factory from masterwork gnome fortress)
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