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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 363645 times)

FloorBelow

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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #735 on: April 19, 2012, 07:16:27 am »

The OP, travestised. Don't ask me why.

 Eskimo's Travestificator * =
Raws + Travesty Generator . Remember the craftsdwarves] [BODY:HUMANOID:TAIL:slaps:1:6:GORE]
[ATTACKFLAG_WITH]:[HOMEOTHERM:100] [CLUSTER_
RARE] [EQUICK] [BIOME:SWAMP_TROPICAL] [NO_GENDER] [NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION:0:55:100] [CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:1:GORE] [ATTACK:MAI] [/pre]
[trAPAVOID][MISCHIEVIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER]
[CREATURE:RATMAN] [NAME:sasquatch:sasquatchlings:nightwing feature [BLOODTYPE:WATER:NO_SLEEP][EQUICK] [BIOME:GLACIER]
[CAN_CHASM] tags, as well as [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEAK]
And I haven't know what [CREATH] and [CAN_SPEED:2:4:0] [PERSON] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERMAN_NAME:marksdwarves]
[BIOME:SUBTYPE:MOUTH:bites:1:2:0:10067]
« Last Edit: April 19, 2012, 07:22:27 am by FloorBelow »
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #736 on: April 19, 2012, 05:28:23 pm »

Note: for reason I don't understand, travestificating a travesty usually doesn't work - the end result (mostly) matches the input.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #737 on: April 20, 2012, 12:32:34 am »

A few out of entity_default.txt

[DUTY_BOUND_CABINETS:COMMON] Duty bound cabinet military, I can get behind that.
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEATHER:CAPTAIN] Leather captains?
[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BURIAL] Super hippies.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PEWTER_FAT]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE] Take that elves.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:SPIKE:ACCEPTABLE] Torturing people on a spike is fine.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUS] No assault though!
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMALS:SHUN] ...WTF?
[ETHIC:KILL:UGLY] Lol...
[SHIELD_SHAPE:BRIDGE:NAME_WAX_CRAFTER] Bridge Shaped Shield called Wax Crafter, sweet.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISTA]
[SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_WHIP] Whip shoes
[SUBTERRANEAN_CLOAK:COMMON] Brb, modding in cave dwelling cloak civs
[ETHIC:TREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
weaptain:comander bards
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #738 on: April 20, 2012, 06:02:36 am »

[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #739 on: April 20, 2012, 06:13:50 am »

[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
Well that's too bad! Tis' unthinkable to do such a thing.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #740 on: April 20, 2012, 06:46:28 pm »

[ETHIC:TREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]

So, diplomats for not cutting down tower caps, or diplomats from a civilization that lives in the branches of a fungiwood underground forest?
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #741 on: April 20, 2012, 07:47:08 pm »

Or diplomats that are also tower caps.

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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #742 on: April 20, 2012, 07:49:17 pm »

Or diplomats that are also tower caps.
Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #743 on: April 20, 2012, 07:55:12 pm »

Or diplomats that are also tower caps.
Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?

Shroombeard?
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #744 on: April 21, 2012, 01:31:55 am »

There's probably a guy in this town to go by that name.
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #745 on: April 21, 2012, 12:02:04 pm »

[ADVENT:ACCEPT_TROLLABLE]
[AMMO:ITEM_TALLOW] Use tallow as ammunition
[AMMO_BODYGUARDS] Use bodyguards as ammuntion
[WORLD_SHIELD_BURNERATE]  Use the world as a shield
[OUTDOOR_FAT]
[LIKEDBALLISTA] For Pozzo
[BIOME:METALS] Metal biomes
      [AMMO_BALL:SILVER:TRACTION:ADAMANTHERBALISTARTH]
[ADVENT:ANIMAGE_CIV_NUTS_LOW]
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #746 on: April 21, 2012, 12:06:14 pm »

      [AMMO_BALL:SILVER:TRACTION:ADAMANTHERBALISTARTH]
Firearms? That shoot silver? 8)
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #747 on: May 25, 2012, 11:34:02 pm »


[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BURIAL] Super hippies.


...or possibly porn stars.
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #748 on: June 30, 2012, 10:39:42 pm »

I put my music playlist through this. Terrible things happened.

Songs and One-Shot Wonders:
Mr. Moses
Ronnie's Asia
The Eagles Of Wish Mouth
American Get Brothern Song [Released for $0.99 under the Somy Recordings label]
Hans Zimme Gimme Gimmercia
Smash Mountain Time Baby
Fatboy Slide
Greenhouse Roll
The Alabama Songs from Thing [We'd have the band's name, but they forgot that too]
Great Back N' Rolling, There's Songs - I'll Be A King's Someone Friend ['There's Songs (on this CD)' is my favorite album by Great Back N' Rolling.]
Second food All Clay Baby (Dolly Good All Clay Band)
The Gimmes A Goodbye Moon on Hornpipe Suite
Try Harderer [An album released in response to Fatboy's I'm #1...]
Sand Heartbreakers - The Wide Wings In Me [subtitle is (Are Delicious Barbaque Flavor)]
The Artists - Hello You [So terribly, terribly generic it has to exist]
Practor Rightsabers [From the horribly, horribly ill-advised soundtrack from the bootleg japanese dub of Star Wars]


Bands:
Put A Stairway
Santa Money Shame Mummingos [Capitalist emo mexi-pop]
The Be Come London Symphony Orchestrumental
Leon's Symphony Orchestra [Seven men, two washboards, 3 banjos, 8 jugs, and countless dogs.]
Ray's Bounce Assembly
Mick Bluebird [60% chance of being real]
The Oblivian [80% chance of being real]
Grateful Life
Can't Stevens
Helpless & The Space Band
Fight Loaf
Frozen Racoon [One day, a garage band in need of a name tried to move across country by plane. Some wildlife snuck into the cargo hold, and a legend was born.]

Less Famous Songs by Famous Bands:
Led Zeppelin - Help Fall Of Kerry Brother When You Into Heart
José Feliciano - Depress Friends [Even José has bad days, amigo.]
Queen - Why Try Have My Moon
The Beatles - Cows [Ringo Moos.]
The Beatles - That's The Parade Of The Beatles
Louis Armstrong - bad travelin'
Gogol Bordello - We're Noise Quartet [95% chance of being real, it even has his accent.]
R.E.M. - My Louis Armstron Ate The Babies [2% chance of being real]
The Beatles - wayne's Garfunken Naturing Times
B.B. King - Molto Viva La Vida Or Wire Artist of the Neverhood

Mashups:
Europe - Sword & Sword & Sworcery [Duelwielding 80's rock covers of 10's indie game soundtracks. Time travel was never used so well.]
Europe - Likes Of The Beatles
Flogging The Pogues - Kashmir [Flogging Molly and The Pogues do Kashmir. 97% chance of being real]
Tom Lehrer Coldplay Band [Sure, I'd listen to that. Tom is like 80 something, but why not.]
Nash Mouth [Smash Mouth covers... game theory, apparently]
Crosby, Stills & Nasciment [We don't talk about what happened to Young]
B.B. King Crosby, Stills And Then Cousin Dudh [...]
Crosby, Stills & Nash & Your & The Beats Antique [Look, wouldn't it be simpler to go with Crosby & Friends?]
Jimmy Buffett - Jimmy Durante [Glad you two got that sorted out.]

Finally:
Cats.mp3 (02:48) [Apparently I own Cats, the musical.]
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Re: RAW travesties:[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE]
« Reply #749 on: June 30, 2012, 11:15:00 pm »

May not be raws but I took the lyrics from "Bless the Child" by Nightwish and this is what I got:

Quote
One night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?

I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all

Seems legit
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