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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #690 on: February 17, 2012, 10:39:59 am »

Gamelog.txt after a few hours of meddling around in the Arena and Adventure mode:

A tendon hair crown authentic chopper arrow* strangles backpack.

You charge at Your rear 1!

You but You in the ferocity of You!

An artery horn amulet, my good many nerves injected spider silk robe!

You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!

You are left lung!

Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!

You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!

You slam into the prepared overed moose meat and put it in the shortfin mako shark leather body with your pig tail fiber backpack.

You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.

You pick up the skull through the head's fat!

Cat here!  Limited in the web.

Giant Sloth Bear 1 bites Giant blood!

You latch on fire!

You will remember backpack.

"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!

EDIT: Full random travesty activated:

You rain cow her robe!

Hippo blow!

"Cat heliodors!"

You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
« Last Edit: February 17, 2012, 10:53:00 am by Guardian G.I. »
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #691 on: February 17, 2012, 12:09:24 pm »

Ooh, that sounds like fun. Let's see what I'll get:

You collide with your lower body with his left lower body from the attack!

The Wolf fall over and spilling her berry!  Best prickle berry!"

"Try real large copper arm from the pig tail's muscle!

You punches You!

You eat through the attacks The Human Bowman in the skull through the water!

The Black Bear skull has bled to death.

"Get your rope reed firmly in the muscle and the bronze morningstar, fracturing the lower body with your chicken bone crocodile meat!" - One hell of a pitch.

You don't have been severed!

The Alligator bite Elf Pikeman in the chipping apart sword.

The brain posses You! - what?

The Bogeyman short sails over.

"Donkey bone breathing!

The Human Sword has been stands up.

The holy eagle vampire bucket. - what the what?

"Donkey bone and put it in the muscle through the guts! - okay, I'm done here.
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #692 on: February 17, 2012, 01:21:15 pm »


You charge at Your rear 1!

You but You in the ferocity of You!

You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!

You are left lung!

Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!

You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!

You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.

You pick up the skull through the head's fat!

Cat here!  Limited in the web.

You latch on fire!

You will remember backpack.


"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!

You rain cow her robe!

Hippo blow!

"Cat heliodors!"

You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!

These are awesome.
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #693 on: February 17, 2012, 01:24:56 pm »

"He's beating him to death with his own skull!"
"That doesn't seem physically possible..."
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #694 on: February 17, 2012, 03:58:38 pm »

"He's beating him to death with his own skull!"
"That doesn't seem physically possible..."

That's exactly what he was screaming at the time!


Anyway.

Here's some of mine:

** Starting ribs! ** - BBQ?
The Stray Two-humped Camel blighted gloom zombie. - Makes sense.
The peasant's corpse punches on firmly! - Almost makes sense.
The Elf Corpse in the broker's second toe, left hand! - What the hell is that doing there.
The Elf Corpse strikes The FisherdwarfNirmekmeng Tustemsheced Ducimkol's mutilated corpse kicks The CraftsdwarfRithlutbomrekudist Ad“nor's left lung the head with her left front foot with her left front foot. - Really.
The Dwarf Glazer necromancer. - What about him?
Adil Monom Ideddud's left hand, jamming the grip of The expedition leader by the right upper arm, bruising the skin! - Jam that grip!
The Stray Cow Calf stands up. - This is a REAL travesty.
The Stray Two-humped Camel blighted gloom zombie latches The mayor! - Latch that mayor!
The bone through the right hand, bruising the bone through the left glove), shattering apart the right mitten)! - Smash the right mitten through the left glove!
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #695 on: February 17, 2012, 04:02:58 pm »


You charge at Your rear 1!

You but You in the ferocity of You!

You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!

You are left lung!

Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!

You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!

You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.

You pick up the skull through the head's fat!

Cat here!  Limited in the web.

You latch on fire!

You will remember backpack.


"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!

You rain cow her robe!

Hippo blow!

"Cat heliodors!"

You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!

These are awesome.

Seconded.  Those made me laugh harder than the rest put together. 

Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #696 on: February 18, 2012, 02:02:45 am »


You charge at Your rear 1!

You but You in the ferocity of You!

You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!

You are left lung!

Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!

You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!

You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.

You pick up the skull through the head's fat!

Cat here!  Limited in the web.

You latch on fire!

You will remember backpack.


"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!

You rain cow her robe!

Hippo blow!

"Cat heliodors!"

You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!

These are awesome.

Seconded.  Those made me laugh harder than the rest put together. 

Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?

Holy shitcrap someone recognized it!
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #697 on: February 22, 2012, 04:15:55 pm »

You will remember backpack.
RIP Backpack.

Anyway..

You roll fur hood is no long small shattering apart the militia

"Prickle brain!

You feed over backpack.

Dwarf Spearman in the wound!

You maintain an attack!

"Your rope reed fiber can't feed firmly!

You in the head bites You but the shot is knocked!

You hack The Human loses have carving the attack, man loses Your alpaca wool coat!

"Get your bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold!
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 04:25:54 pm by jaxy15 »
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #698 on: February 23, 2012, 06:49:53 pm »


Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?

Holy shitcrap someone recognized it!
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #699 on: February 24, 2012, 02:12:36 pm »

"Get your bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold!

This has got to be some kind of dwarven phrase meaning hurry up.

Sort of like, "get your rear in gear."

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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #700 on: February 24, 2012, 03:16:31 pm »

I think some of the posters better get their bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold and post some more travesties!
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #701 on: February 24, 2012, 03:42:04 pm »

Book travesties!

[NAME]: The [NO_ART_NAME]: The Easy Way

A Humble Offering to [NAME]: Fact or Fictional Rest

Start Your Day Without [NAME]: A Brief Histors

[NAME] Is My Only Mistake

The Unabridged [NO_ART_NAME] For The Wizard's Guide to [NAME]

Give Me [NAME], Then The Definitive Guide to [NAME] When It Counts

The Sun Sets on [NAME]: My Only Mistake

The Birth of [NAME] Is The Time of My Ancestors
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #702 on: February 24, 2012, 04:46:29 pm »

Well, I guess I should be the one holding this up. Me being the author of the current generator and all. I even have it sitting on my desktop here. Okay then, have some travesties!

[BODY:HEAD:BLOOD:LIP]

[NAME:white fur, used panda bill men:magma] - White fur? Second-hand panda bill men? Magma is the answer to anything!

[ATTACK:KILL:TALON:EGG_WITH] - ???

[ENT_EXERTER_TO_END] - Elven newspaper headline.

[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] - Bite WHAT??

[ATTACK:SPINE:CART] - Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...

[TRAIN_ATTACK]

[ATTACKISH_GREACH:CHILDIES] - The childies have attackish greach!

[GO_TOGANS:SKILLPOWDER] - Sounds like a catchphrase out of some cheap Power Rangers knockoff. Or a magical girl anime.

[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot.  It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.

[EQUESTRIKE] - A long-awaited continuation of the beloved Strike series of isometric helicopter arcade shooters, this time set in the magical land of Equestria. (the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series, if you're not aware)

[ETH:molemarious comodifiers]

[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]

[COMPORTANDARD_POTTERIALS]

[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]

[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Unfortunately

[SKILL:UGLY]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] - Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?

[GNAWER:gnawed] - Gnawers gonna gnaw.

[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] - Hmm...

[OUTDOOR_FOR_INFECTION]

[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] - I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......

[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]

[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] - Weapons-grade cut gems?

[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:SHUN]
      [ACTION:MILL]  - They really don't like fancy plants.

[POPULATION:PUNISH_EXILE] - That's pretty mean.

[SHIELD_BODY_SIZE_PERSON]

[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]

[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] - I believe it's called "shish-kebab"

[GO_TO_COKE]
   [DISPLAY_POT] - Hmm?

[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]

[ATTACK:BITE:CITY]

[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]

[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]

[SELECT_CAVE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]

[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]

[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]

And, for truly infinite fun,
[GO_TO_START]
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #703 on: February 24, 2012, 04:54:19 pm »

[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot.  It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.

Well, I think I've found a modding project for after dinner. :P
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Re: RAW travesties: [CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
« Reply #704 on: February 24, 2012, 11:30:50 pm »

Book travesties!

[NAME]: The [NO_ART_NAME]: The Easy Way

A Humble Offering to [NAME]: Fact or Fictional Rest

Start Your Day Without [NAME]: A Brief Histors

[NAME] Is My Only Mistake

The Unabridged [NO_ART_NAME] For The Wizard's Guide to [NAME]

Give Me [NAME], Then The Definitive Guide to [NAME] When It Counts

The Sun Sets on [NAME]: My Only Mistake

The Birth of [NAME] Is The Time of My Ancestors

These actually sound legit


[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] - Bite WHAT??

[ATTACK:SPINE:CART]
- Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...

[TRAIN_ATTACK]

[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot.  It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.

[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]


[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]

[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Unfortunately

[SKILL:UGLY]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] - Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?

[GNAWER:gnawed] - Gnawers gonna gnaw.

[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] - Hmm...

[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] - I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......

[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]


[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] - Weapons-grade cut gems?

[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]

[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] - I believe it's called "shish-kebab"

[GO_TO_COKE]
   [DISPLAY_POT] - Hmm?


[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]

[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]

[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]

[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]

[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]

And, for truly infinite fun,
[GO_TO_START]

These just... these just made my day
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