Well, I guess I should be the one holding this up. Me being the author of the current generator and all. I even have it sitting on my desktop here. Okay then, have some travesties!
[BODY:HEAD:BLOOD:LIP]
[NAME:white fur, used panda bill men:magma] -
White fur? Second-hand panda bill men? Magma is the answer to anything![ATTACK:KILL:TALON:EGG_WITH] -
[ENT_EXERTER_TO_END] -
Elven newspaper headline.[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] -
Bite WHAT??[ATTACK:SPINE:CART] -
Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...[TRAIN_ATTACK]
[ATTACKISH_GREACH:CHILDIES] -
The childies have attackish greach![GO_TOGANS:SKILLPOWDER] -
Sounds like a catchphrase out of some cheap Power Rangers knockoff. Or a magical girl anime.[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] -
Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.[EQUESTRIKE] -
A long-awaited continuation of the beloved Strike
series of isometric helicopter arcade shooters, this time set in the magical land of Equestria. (the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series, if you're not aware)[ETH:molemarious comodifiers]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]
[COMPORTANDARD_POTTERIALS]
[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]
[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] -
Unfortunately[SKILL:UGLY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] -
Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?[GNAWER:gnawed] -
Gnawers gonna gnaw.[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] -
Hmm...[OUTDOOR_FOR_INFECTION]
[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] -
I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]
[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] -
Weapons-grade cut gems?[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:SHUN]
[ACTION:MILL] -
They really don't like fancy plants.[POPULATION:PUNISH_EXILE] -
That's pretty mean.[SHIELD_BODY_SIZE_PERSON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]
[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] -
I believe it's called "shish-kebab"[GO_TO_COKE]
[DISPLAY_POT] -
Hmm?[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]
[ATTACK:BITE:CITY]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]
[SELECT_CAVE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]
And, for truly infinite fun,[GO_TO_START]