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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #615 on: April 09, 2011, 08:03:23 pm »

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Those Who Hunt Elves?
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I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #616 on: April 10, 2011, 04:02:45 pm »

[RAINING_GUTS]

[WOUND_CAPITATION] - I know DEcapitation, so what's this?

[HAVE_BEARD] - [WILL_PARTY]

[MAGMA_CRAFTER]

[HELMET_MELTING_EYELASHES] - Pretty hot helmet, or pretty hot eyelashes?

[WALKING_ALWAYS_CENTAUR]

Some things from the whole rawset on Level 5 Full Random Travesty:

[HORNBLENCHANNER]

[SOIL_TERROR]

[USE_COMPOUNDHOG]

[SET_MELEE_CARP]

[BRAG_ON_KILL_ANT:lusspu] - There's a word for "brag on kill ant". Wow.

[SKELETON_TISSUES] - Yeah, there's quite a lot of them.

[ABUSE_BODICE]

[OUTDOOR_FUN:molten] - XD

[TRAPAVOID_4ARMS_SIT]

[DOES_SIEGE:NAMEABLE:CAT]

[BODY_FLYING_OBJECT]

"Dwarfoloid drops arength." - Not sure what arength is, but I want a dwarfoloid.

[MAX_EDGE_ALCOHOL_PLATION_YIELD_BUILDING_CIV_NUMBERED] - ???

[TRAPPER_BARBARIABLE COLOSSOM]
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #617 on: April 10, 2011, 04:45:51 pm »

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[OUTDOOR_FUN:molten]


I've had [OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] before. :P

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[RAINING_GUTS]
Mwahah!

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[SET_MELEE_CARP]
Set Melee Carp! For Great Justice!

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[ABUSE_BODICE]
Okkk...

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[DOES_SIEGE:NAMEABLE:CAT]
I don't know, does siege nameable cat?
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #618 on: April 10, 2011, 06:22:16 pm »

[SPHERE:MOUSTACHE] Worshipped by 70s porn actors and Tom Selick maybe?

Now I'm envisioning Jamie Hyneman as a megabeast:
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[CREATURE:HYNEMAN]
[DESCRIPTION:A walrus-like humanoid, dedicated to exposing falsehood.]
[NAME:hyneman:hynemen:hyneman]
[CREATURE_TILE:'U'][COLOR:3:0:0]
[SPHERE:CRAFTS]
[SPHERE:CREATION]
[SPHERE:DISCIPLINE]
[SPHERE:LABOR]
[SPHERE:LONGEVITY]
[SPHERE:METALS]
[SPHERE:ORDER]
[SPHERE:SILENCE]
[SPHERE:STRENGTH]
[SPHERE:TRUTH]
[INTELLIGENT]
[EQUIPS]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[BENIGN]
[PREFSTRING:facial hair]
[PREFSTRING:stoic nature]

. . .
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #619 on: April 11, 2011, 12:25:09 am »

[TOOL:ALLY_IF_NOT_CLAY]

[DO_NO_MINES_PANT_IMAGER_MISC_PULATES_COIN_ON_FORKER] - Gwuhwat?

[OBJECT_SAME:lieutenant right needs their own fortress consort:queen commanagers]

[WORLD_MAKE_WILD_MORNING_SIDE]

[FRIENDEAD]

[MANTHEFT:NOT_CRAFT]

[BEAR_TO_PASSION]

[BABYSNATURBALISTRUCTIONSION_AXES:UNCOMMON] - I bet they're really uncommon.

[USE_AGREACED_OF_THE_SOLID_DETAKE_TRUM_MAT]

[BABYSNATUE] - A statue to babysnatching.

[WORKSCREWELS_AT_SIEGE]

[DIPLOMATE_PROD_WORLD_BLACED_OF_THE_GRAVE_MEAT] - ... ?

[WORKSCREACTOR]

[USE_FREEN_ON_HARP] - "I can't use these things together."
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #620 on: April 11, 2011, 02:24:07 pm »

[ATTACK_SKILL:DODGING:pointy ears]

[BABY_NAME_WAR]

[MISCHIEF_MEDICAL]

[WORLD_COMMAND_EXTRAVISION:MISGUIDED]

[GOOD_PROCESSED_WOOD_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]

[ENTITY_KING:PUNCH:BODYPARTLEGS]

[BP:LUA]

[POSTURE_CAT:NECART_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL_CONS]

[BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCAL_SKILL:GRASP]

[PANTS_PREDATOR]

[BIOME:FISH_CAP:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PULL]

[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:95:98:100:100:110:1350:190]

[DIGGER_TRAIN:ALL:BITE:1]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:EGG_YOLK:LIQUID]

[ETHIC:LYING:piercing or unit name, usingler] — Something related to torture. "Piercing or unit name, u singler!"

[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_CHOCOLATE:SINEW:200

[WEAPON_SPEAK]
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this means that a donation of 30 dollars to a developer that did not deliver would equal 4.769*10^-14 hitlers stolen from you
that's like half a femtohitler
and that is terrible
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #621 on: April 21, 2011, 09:40:53 pm »

[TOOL:ALLY_IF_NOT_CLAY]  But what if it's Horde?

[FRIENDEAD]  One of the leading causes of tantrums.

[MANTHEFT:NOT_CRAFT]  All right Angelina Jolie, stealing Brad Pitt was not a craft lol

[BEAR_TO_PASSION]  Sounds like a very bad romance novel. For furries.

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #622 on: April 22, 2011, 06:01:17 am »

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The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.
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I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #623 on: May 01, 2011, 11:02:09 pm »

[FRIENDEAD]
The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.

"Casper, the friendly ghost, The friendliest ghost you know..."
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #624 on: June 30, 2011, 12:08:28 pm »

Oh, how low this thread has fallen. *bump*

[USE_GOLD_MOUTH:FACIAL_FEATURE_TISSUE:HAIR:BY_HEIR]

[PLUS_TISSUE_TEETH:RIBCAGE]

[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FUN:APPALLING_CIV_CONTROLLABLE_COPPER]

Next we has pointy eggs.]

[UNDER:horrify these bodied goats:nanny grin.]

[NOSKULL:HUMAN]
   A compact offspring.]

[HABIT_NUM:TEST_TROPHY_SAME_WAR]

*** ethics copied goat.]

[FLASH_GRABBIT]

[NOBREAST_GUZZLER]

[DRAGON_PIKEMAN:bowdwarf:axedwarven]

[UNDER_FINGER_CROSSBOW]

[OBJECTED_IF_SELF_DISSECTOR]

[BODYPART_IMPORTED_IF_GOOSE]

[NATURAL:marksdwarves for mode quadruped abomination>

[BOILINGULAR_ONLY_IF_EXISTS_SKIRT_LONGEVITY_KING]

[OCEAN:12]
   This gives it dwarven]

[EXTREME_ROAD_CHICKNESS_TRIBUTE]
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #625 on: July 01, 2011, 06:34:56 am »

Live I say!

[NAME inster, unless bird]

[MANNERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_POSTUN]

[SCALE_CHEERFULNERABILITY:150000:3750:800:2150:BAR:NONE]

[BABYNAME is faste-specific penguin]

[PREFSTRIPES_RAINBOW:1] - I like my rainbows solid. No need for this fancy seven-color nonsense.

[DRAGONFIRE_STANDARD_BEARD:STATE_BRASSLAND_BLUSH:1:PURPLE:5000] - 'Tis a standard dragonfire beard. No need t' blush purple.

[MINIMUM_SIT]

[FLIER][NOFEAR][NOEXERT][NOTHOUGHT][NO_THONG] - Fearless! Tireless! Brainless! And pants-less.

And needle-like horse-like colossus]

[UNIMPROVABLE_TISSUE:SKIN] - Aw, no tattoos then?

[PREPLURAL_BITUMINOTAUR] - I'm fairly sure there already was a bituminotaur somewhere here. There wasn't a preplural one though!

[TOOL_LARGE_ROAMING]

[DRAGONFIRED_REARLASH] - Dragonfarts on dragonfire?

[BABYSNATCHERRY OPAL]

[COVERAGE:FAT:MUSCLE:BEARD] - I suppose this is the average dwarf, in order of increasing coverage. Every dwarf is a little bit of fat under a layer of tough muscle under an impenetrable shell of beard.
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #626 on: July 01, 2011, 06:39:08 am »

I believe it will live after new version is out with all those new raws :P
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #627 on: July 01, 2011, 07:12:39 am »

[UNDEAD_ANTENNAE]

[NAME:kobold be precise lines]

[SHAPINGS_HANGINGS:COMMON REED]

[ENTITY_MEMBER:PERSONAL_FOR_INFORMATION:MAKE_MEAT_FORTRESS:COMMON]
   [SITE_TO_COKE]

[ADVENTURE_ANIMAL_CONTRODUCTION_SCOURGE]

[TOOL_USE:MEAT_FORTIFICATIONS]

[EVIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_ARMOR]

[EXPORTED_BEARD_RHINO_THOUGHT_CENT]

[BLOODTYPE:G]

[CLUSTERLING_CIV][CANOPENDER_GRINDER_RARE]

[ADVENTUROUSNESS:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PACK]

[SHOOT_MANAGEMENT_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_COKE]

[KILL_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICATION:TAILED]

[NATURAL_PLACEHOLDER_RECEDENCE:BY_POT]

[MINING:SCREW_PREDATOR]

[FLIER:PLAN:CHAOS]

[OUTDOOR_FORCEMENT_EXOTIC]

[ENTITY_KING:corkscrews]

*** needle-like giggles]

[NAME:administranslucence]
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Re: RAW travesties: This gives it dwarven!
« Reply #628 on: July 02, 2011, 07:25:58 am »

I believe it will live after new version is out with all those new raws :P
I believe it can very happily live now as well.

[SWIM_SHITIN] - Swim in what???

[SET_TEMPTY] - I have to admit, this is kinda tempty.

[PERATE:FOR_MODIFIER:YELLING:bumblebee-based rhino liquirrels:fox squid colora - that's nonsense, except for "bumblebee-based rhino liquirrels". I want someone to draw these things. They'll be glorious.

[STANDY:BONE] - Standy bone. This thing is horrible.

[ATTACK_FLUFFY] - Battle cheerleaders?

[MALL_SCARCITY:2500] - DF really does have a profound scarcity of malls, don't you think?

[EDIBLE_BOTTOM_S] - No comment.

[EVIL_PLAN:CHITIN_BITE:MAKE_POISON] - I believe the next steps are "???" and "Profit".

[BUILDINGS:HEAR:100:400] - The walls have ears too.

[MEGABEASTE] - Ye Olde Megabeaste.

[NOBONE:NOSE:LYE] - The nose has no bone! It's a lye!

[BUILDIER:800] - Our dwarves are buildier.

[REGION:MOUNTS:MOGHOPPEAK] - Mount Moghoppeak?

[DOES_VISIBLE] - One step beyond Anything That Moves.
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Re: RAW travesties: This gives it dwarven!
« Reply #629 on: July 02, 2011, 01:46:57 pm »

[DISPLATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen gnome knows] - Gnomes from the ice age are oracles.

[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:honey bee royal jelly] - The eyes are royal jelly.
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