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[Starmantis]

Hmm I still dont get it, I cant seem to find the link to the utility

[billybobfred]

Just get the one in the first post.

[Sean Mirrsen]

So what exactly are raw travesties?

Excellent examples are posted throughout this thread.  top of this page (unless this post is at the top of the next page) has the name of the ... I'll call it a utility ... utility that allows these travesties to come into being.

More specifically, they are travesties created out of DF content files (called raws). Travesties are sequences created out of consecutive segments of the original text, and so in this case the output takes the form of faux raw tags. Such as [PROD_BOOK] or [BRAG_ONLY]. The link to the Travestificator can be found in the first post in the thread.

[kaenneth]

•stockpilition
•allowed penguin workshops
•Made interface interlink I'm going hunters (Hunter S. Thompson?)
•Made pasts option where names and sames
•Added a prisoner escapes of neverywhere kill properly
•Made misuse of the file
•made enrage jobs now
•stopped dwarves get sheared properly
•Reorder inapproperly
•Adjusted error
•made hospital catastrophes, incoming in stockpile
•added wax to penguin with manager
•Rodent men underground crutch their items
•Stopped hospitals sever patient men units (!!!)
•stopped vermin from encrusting world
•Stopped massive reptile men teeth

(And the number one item on the list!)

•Stopped bugs now

[Baron Baconeer]

•made enrage jobs now

I HATE my job!

[PTTG??]

Expect your "Excellence in Travesties" merit badge to arrive in the mail shortly.

[Nyxalinth]

•made enrage jobs now

I HATE my job!

I was actually thinking that was me somedays at work

Nyxalinth has become enraged!

[Iados]

Entity full random travesties travesties:


[SIEGE:VIOLENT] Captain Obvious?

[GLOVES_GLOVES:ITEM_WEAPON_MORALE] Morale punch??

[RULES_FROM_OIL] ... petroleum???

[GLOVES_GLOVES_MITTED_IN_LEGGINGS:COMMAND_MAKER] don't make me think about it!

"*** needs to reach to travesty here"   i swear i havn't put anywhere the word "travesty" in my entity files.

[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANY_LAND] dwarves do it.

[DUTY_TOY:ITEM:32] somebody know what is Item 32?

[ENTS:ITEM:32] here is it again...

[ENTITY_TO_PACK] what?

[GLOVEME_EVIL] what??? i hope it isn't a mispelled [GLOVE_ME_EVIL]...

[METALL:HOLY] HOLY METALL!!!!!

[GEM_WEAPONS] cool idea... *opens Notepad++*

[MILKERSON] ...

[EXPEDICATS] ......

[ABUSE] i start to fear what i'll found in the next travesty.........

[ENTER] better stopping right now!

[Vorthon]

Creature_Standard.txt and Entity_Default.txt (With entity_default.txt modified slightly to add new weapons.)

*** needs to be made out of its mane.] - Wait, what?

[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_PLASTER_BOWMAN:macedwarves] - Hmmm...

[PERMITTED_REACTION:ROAD:NAME_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Wha?

[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS] - I just got a mental picture of a dwarf grabbing an elf by the sideburns and screaming at it.

[COMMANDERER] - Commanderer!

[Sean Mirrsen]

[BOILINGULATION] - A method of execution involving both boiling and strangulation?

[BLOOD_MIASMA] - ew.

[BODYGLOB] - EW!

[USE_CHILD_SHIELD_BUCKLER] - ... ain't it the truth...

[Guardian G.I.]

[MEGABEAST_EATER]

[PLUS_MAIL_STATE:LIGHTFORWARD]

[GO_TO_RAGE:FAT_TEMPEROR] — Fat temperor? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER] — This travesty reminds me of "1984".

[GLOWCOLONY] — Messing with uranium will transform your fortress into a glow colony.

[PENETRATION:TUNNEL] — Invader tunnels?

[FRIENDLY_CRAFTSMAN:Elite Bowdwarf:bowdwarven number, bottom othered, blubbery wingler] — Uhh, what?

[DRAGON_PULLER] — That's quite a tough job.

[ETHIC:EAT_CLEANER] — But why?

[FLASH_MANG] — Misspelled "flashbang". Flashbangs should prove useful when dealing with insane dwarves.

[BANDIDATE_TYPE:STATUE]

[LIGHT_CENTAUR]

[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_TYPE:ASH:NO_SLEEP_PREFSTRIPES_RQ_ANON:GOBLIN] — RQ:ANON:GOBLIN. Goblin anonymous.

[PET_RAINBOW]

[COMMANDERS_BLOOD]

[MOUNTAIN_OF_TEMPEROR]

[ENTITY_KINGDESTROYER:SILK]

[WORLD_COMMANDER_POLAR]

[DRAGON_PERSONALITY:DUKE]

[DRAGON_PROFESSION:BARON] — I don't want these nobles to come anywhere near my fortress.

[USE_COUGH_BLOWGUN] — DF has biological weapons.

[CREAM:1:CHOCOLATE_SALMON] — Yummy.

[IMPROVED_BEAR_TROUT_STEEL_MATTER]

[ABUSE_ANY_FOREST:1:TAUPE_DARK_TIGER]

[BABYSNATCHERABILITY]

[PHYS_ATTACK_ANGEL]

[MAGMA_VISION_SCOURGEON]

[ABUSE_ANIMAL_TO_COKE]

[UNDEAD_CANDIDATE] — Vote Urist McZombie for Mayor. "Braaiins!"

[Sean Mirrsen]

Funniest part, [UNDEAD_CANDIDATE] is a real tag. Also, [FLASH_MANG] could refer to the effect a male flasher has on a given enclosed space - namely, rendering everyone present blind.

Also, I want an armor coat made of improved bear trout steel.

[PTTG??]

It's the small things in life that are precious.

[Andux]

[DUTY_TOY:ITEM:32] somebody know what is Item 32?

In vanilla DF, ITEM_INSTRUMENT_DRUM. Clearly, that tag is to be part of the marching-band arc.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Cut-pasted from an edit of the previous post:

[WILD_TO_PACK:BLANDIGGER]

[BENDONSTRIKE]

[EXPORTANDATOR]

[STRAPCOMMON]

[BABYNAME:blood]

[NAME:SWORD_HEART]

[TWO_HARD_HORNIVORY_SIMPLES_GREMLING]

Something to sprain your tongue:
[RANGSPINGUISTIFICULARGETALL]

[RANGED_COMB]

[INORGANIC:TORTURE:WEREWOLF_ICE]

[BEASTPLATINUM]

[DIPLOMAT_BONES]

[CHILDNAME:CREATIVITY_CHASM] - If you give that name to your child, you shouldn't be anywhere near a creativity chasm.

[FEMALE:BY_POT] - One girl, one pot...?

[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?

[SPECIALATTACK:PUNCH:BODY]

[PANTS:LOCATION:HUMAN]

[MUSCULAR_ONLY:RECEIVE_STYLE:BEARD]