Travesties made from select portions of the stringdump (the whole thing is a bit too big to get travesties out of quickly.) mixed with all of the powergoals from the old devpage:
I've always dreamed of darkness. - Can you say Goth?
This vile monster from the mutual hatred of your birthplace, the prayer to come up from the world. - Umm...
PowerGoal46, THE GNOMES, (Future): After adding two stories totally obliterate Freshwater River - Sounds like a dwarven doomsday device.
PowerGoal10, HELP US!, (Future): The elf says "a.. anything has emptied a cage! - Derp?
What would you throw your nose, and leave the field, squabbling - Ouch.
but trip on a tree. The gnomes. You try to do the crossroads at night. You are arrested into an obscure ruler order to his life in the rest until you've stopped the road without an escort. He runs away. - Umm...
PowerGoal93, IT IS LIKELY A PREDATORY ATTACK OF THE OBJECT?!, (Future): The ratman, which a goblin childhood, laughed as the hilt of Narnin, you escape. - ehwat?
PowerGoal93, IT IS LIKELY A PREDATORY ATTACK OF THE GIANT ASS BOOK, (Future): The elders to travel at night. The cursed - *snickers*
Passing of sunlight on the human or elf civilization - Mystic, man, mystic.
Skilled to enter a narrow ravine, you say "no!". He says that you that he sprays spit a glob of sapient beings - EWWW.
PowerGoal4, SIEGE PRESSURE, (Future): The goblins playing awake until you like to wear. - Umm...
A terror that the goblins chariot on, when it is in the would give you from the battle, you can't travel at night. The webs make yourself with you. - Whoah...
I would honor as always dreamed of your misery. - WTF
PowerGoal106, BOOK LEARNIN', (Future): You are unloading arrows. - I think they forgot 'into an elf.'
attacks your worthy of your money!". You tangle together and fertility, sides with the Lizardman. During them into their finally meet in the royal line. You dip into the nobles to cleans forward! - Umm... Kinky?
PowerGoal177, VERY FOUL, (Future): You walk freely upon his cloudy stupor he misjudges where to get snowed in. Running around nervously respected - Huh?
The vegetation to steals a sheep. The village shrieks from the underground is safer place of Emperor of the - Mushroom samba.
PowerGoal132, EVERYTHING IN ITS PROPER PLACE, (Future): You kill the wood. - OMG. This one actually kinda makes sense.
PowerGoal134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): The guard stand beaten, brought their homes - Ehwat?
PowerGoal155, SHINING ARM ROBBERY, (Future): The rope around had been offering. - trippy.