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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #465 on: March 07, 2011, 04:30:59 pm »
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Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.

That actually happened to my miner/mayor.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #466 on: March 07, 2011, 04:33:43 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on March 07, 2011, 04:30:59 pm
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Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.

That actually happened to my miner/mayor.

wut u talkin bout willis
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #467 on: March 07, 2011, 05:04:59 pm »
PowerGoal 89, DIGESTIVE TRACT LESSON, (Future): You are passed in black death."

PowerGoal 90, BY THE POWER, (Future): Hearing of this moment that is inhabited by your ring. Eventually in the warrior in a ceremony before they can throwing a tantrum and toast you in a pot of water. The engraving is a dwarf needs, get hammer in your ankle.

"Got rid of world within reach. --Toady One

"The interface is coming home today."

An animal trainer just mandated the schedule of the establishment. Not satisfying.

Engraved on the wagon without actually the giant platform and executed.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #468 on: March 07, 2011, 05:25:50 pm »
From dorf raws:

[FEMANOID_JOINTELLIGENT_ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick]

Appently the intellegent joints of "femanoid"s really like kicking.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #469 on: March 07, 2011, 05:28:21 pm »
No, it's like a joint femanoid intelligence attack. They all walk up to you and kick you at once.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #470 on: March 08, 2011, 11:18:53 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on March 07, 2011, 05:28:21 pm
No, it's like a joint femanoid intelligence attack. They all walk up to you and kick you at once.
I imagine that happening in Genesis to a clown phallus, and the clown just giving into pain. Which ain't possible.
That's how hard.
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #471 on: March 08, 2011, 12:59:49 pm »
Travesties from EVERYTHING (all the raws except the language raws, which are huge)

rk:whales:clown         I'm pretty sure "clown" is not in the raws.

[HASMALE:5]

[DISPLATER_SMALL:SKULL:5FINGULAR]

[BAN]

[CASTE:CYCLOSSBOWYER_NUMBER:GREE:LAKERS]      We are doomed, as are some basketball teams.

[CHIN_ROCKED]      

[TLCM_NOUN:liquipmunity]

[GOO_TOOTHERM:100]

[BODY:DUKE]

[NAME:quare was loach humper venom]

[HOME:rubies]      Look at me, now look back at your house. Your home is now rubies.

[STATEGORY:EYE:EYE]      ...Capt'n!

[CON:UB:cephancreese nation]

[ATTACK_VERB:scratcheese]

[It has a monsters.]      OoooEEEEEoooo...

[BP:R_FARMINE_WAX_WORTHY]

[CATEGORY:HEAD_POWDER:cows:PLURAL]

[IS_GEM:moss]      No it isn't! It's MOSS! Silly raws!

[PANTS_SET:1:DARK_OLIVINE:BRAIN:SKULL:4TOES:BEARD_HEAD_HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]

[NAME:hives until young's milk]

[STATE_COLOR_MOD_NOUN:skin body:lower its the oceaning dwarven name might them.]

[REMOVE_MATERIAL:HAIR:BY_CATEGORY:ARM_LOWER:HIGH_CHASM]

[NUMBER:2500]      Yep. It sure is.

[BP:TOE:NAME:quartz:smoky quarrying swordfish]

[TOOL:ITEM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE]

[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_ROAMING]

[TL_COLOR:GAS:boiling tissue layers to stir nuggets]

[EDIBLE_CHESTNUT:1:IRIS_EYE_LITTED_JOB:WOOD_ARMLESS:196967]

[X_POPULATION:A large pink]

[USE_MAT in gnomeblight and BABY_NAME:giant disting creature, GENERALD:1000]      That's a very unique baby name.

[MEAT_WORK_EXEMPT]

[consored scattainless honey:kidney bee venom]      WHAT is a kidney bee?

[MELTING]      IIIIII'MMMM MEEELLLLTTTINNNGGGG

[METAL_ORE:GOBLIN]      I swear it's real.

[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:frozen grossbow:ball]

Need gibbons:bumblebee strength

"capable bear"      This is bronze agent, operation capable bear is go, repeat go.

[FUNCTIONS_FROM_TALLOW]

[NO_END]      What better place to stop than here?
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #472 on: March 08, 2011, 01:03:52 pm »
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.


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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #473 on: March 08, 2011, 01:13:49 pm »
Old buglog travesties!

000690 ▪ (0.22.121.23b) [dwarf mode][interface][manager] glass furnaces never move - Well, that's certainly a problem

1023 □ [dwarf mode][diplomacy] (Report) wrestling molten magma had axe selected by kobold parried it - Once again, Mushroom Samba time!

000252 ▨ (doesn't tell young animal handling] (Report) child did not reveal the channel become hostile even over volcano - Same as above.

000961 □ [cave-ins] magma had axe selected to pick up the trade - Wait, what?

000183 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [adventurer should die instantly - Ehh...

000623 □ [adventurer should be made from flooding a kobolds can grow at center trapper trying to path cancels rest an including with a solid floor types - Again, Mushroom Samba.

wheel block fireball attached, they start on frozen liquid over ground babbling - attached fireballs cause insanity if blocked while standing on ice?

000979 ▪ (0.28.181.39b) [world generation] if you can talk into that broken as well bucket, also highly skills a town when determine the bones from reclaim of old fort all room lag the ice, and breaking on top of hidden - umm...

000017 ▪ (0.22.120.23a) [dwarf mode][jobs][hauling] (Report) bones pop out of thirst - Eww...

000293 ▪ (0.27.176.38a) [technical] (Report) melting sword in zombie alligator and other weapon occasionally disappear at the bridges/grates, flows go crazy - Somebody's gotta stop eating those mushrooms...

000031 ▪ (0.27.169.33f) [dwarf mode][items] (Report) fisher dwarf mode][nobles] stronger meet with animal list is legal to eat indoor food, not trainer trapped children breed - Umm...

00610 ▪ (0.22.121.23b) [dwarf mode][moods] insane horseback run away from an up/down staircases which is change path-finding] (Report) you can removed above another edges as well) - Urist! Stop eating those weird mushrooms!

000470 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [dwarf mode][military] siege operators turns "metalsmiths" into sand digging - They cause them to shapeshift into an action? 0.o

000195 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [dwarf mode][moods] a build a lava aqueduct will still resized - umm...

000634 □ [flows] puppy throw things like giant bat pups born in the unit list - umm...

000776 ▪ (0.27.169.33e) [creatures] path cancel construction] (Report) mother dwarf only had one skull - Wait, that's a bug?

001071 □ [dwarf mode][trade] (Report) peasants do not reveal a hidden square to block an alley way right-handed on the item should - umm...
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #474 on: March 08, 2011, 01:14:33 pm »
Quote from: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:03:52 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
That's fun and all, but these things are funnier when they're actually generated. These lines (except the last line or two, maybe) aren't possible with any raws, to my knowledge, unless these things were specifically added for the sake of appearing in a travesty. For example, I don't remember any line containing an underscore and an exclamation like that, much less a double-exclamation. Since Travestizer doesn't make things up, it just uses what's already there, then someone else is doing it.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #475 on: March 08, 2011, 01:15:39 pm »
Quote from: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:03:52 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
Hey, that's cheating.
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Quote from: fivex on March 07, 2011, 02:37:19 am
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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« Reply #476 on: March 08, 2011, 01:28:42 pm »
Oh, ok then.  :P Lemme see what I can get.

EDIT:
[EGG_MAT:EGG_SIZE:1:TAUPE_PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PINK:1:PALE:1:0:40]
[ATTACK:BITE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[CLUTCHERABLE]
[PREFSTRIKE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[PANTS_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL_NEST_BOX]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:3] Torture tier? :D
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 01:53:14 pm by Davichococat »
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #477 on: March 08, 2011, 01:37:51 pm »
Quote from: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:28:42 pm
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
And then she shoves that flute right up your...
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Quote from: fivex on March 07, 2011, 02:37:19 am
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #478 on: March 08, 2011, 01:41:40 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on March 08, 2011, 01:37:51 pm
Quote from: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:28:42 pm
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
And then she shoves that flute right up your...

I wouldn't object. >.> *Runs away.*
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #479 on: March 08, 2011, 03:09:32 pm »
[CREATURE_MATERIAL:SKIN:FAT:MUSICAL]

[METAIL_PLAYER_SMALL]

[BIOME:ANGER]

[PET_BRAIN]

[CHILD_BOOT]

[BP:LUL:left feet]

[GOOD:LOCAL_TEMPLATE_TISSUES]

[EGG_WHIP]

[BIOME:GAS:CREATURE_CHEESE_TILE:1:0:40]

[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_CHEESE_TEETH]

[ALL_REAR]

[ETHIC:TIGER]

[SHOES_RQ_ANON:GENERAL_POINT:130:200]

[ABUSE_TILE:249]

[MAGMA_VISION:A small building shelted pufferent can add that chantom spiders]

[IS_GEM:pink gnom]
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