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[Iados]

[BIOME:ALL:HAIR]

oh my god that *insert creature name here* is living on my hair! Help!

[Ratbert_CP]

Fun with DF prose:
 
He once a lone, abandoned child's future a celebrated hero, he winds him of the child's future a lone, abandoned  child and thrusts a pebble toward safer fields or a pebble toward safer fields or a pitiful and he smooth stone and the out and champion pausing light of searching maw of the seems oblivious to do. Killing light he most. The famed dwarven warriors to leave.
 
Alas, his mantrance.
 
Alas, his mantrance.
 
The would-be ruler silently mountainside the girl suddenly cannot kill eternally between his swords searching maw of a service, but his idiot child when his idiot child's future a celebrated dwarven warriors to ever heavily decay that you to the last time. At thoughtfully between his verybody is broken, along with his mindless burns to kill side the main road, the surround happy. She stone last ash-encrusts a pitiful and begins searching her behind. As head, save heavily decay that surround him of a service, but his death and self helpless as heart? He once a celebrated herent thought he for what surround herent thout and rubs it to the will for the last dwarven warriors to ever live, unable to be a lone, abandoned  child and her gesture a lone, abandoned  child plays in the girl suddenly can seem too her behind. As heart? He simpleminded and fire.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Latest dev post with bugfixes:
Level 6:
* stopped meat cleaver and vermin from using clay for tables etc.
* stopped shearing/milking/pastures
* stopped dwarves from coming back to life and containers
Level 5:
* allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with jewels etc.
* added wax cake to pastures
* stopped dwarves from fighting tag
* adjusted overinflated animals' current situation from acting to pastures

[Serrational]

* adjusted overinflated animals' current situation from acting to pastures

Urist McDonald : Man, whaddya mean you're leaving the stage? You were SO GOOD in Othello!

[Guardian G.I.]

Development log from bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html + contents of 31.19 "release notes.txt":


05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps, who was not too late to clean it up. They don't expect grazing animals caused caravans, buying and beyond major issues with some bizarre tables etc.

stopped message backlog from all over their skeleton. I'm also weighed out problem with different goods from scroll to Key Bindings), so many shirtless dolls for goblins were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.

(*) fixed crashes related bug tracked me to get stuck person Elijah Meeks's HASTAC blog.

(*) stopped areas with negative from the day that easy to do. The arsenal dwarf bugs with underground with baron not rotting, and today. The caretakers was in all circumstance until we get settled a goblin captain leadership drive. I'm trying to get into porcelain jugs need another hip. Just at thing to the handled later in particular, I finally got 0.31.10

I'm going to kill a crocodile killed by underground... I also noticed for me the harshest possible there until Thursday!
In the memory usage there, so I did sharpening stones, the honey bees and bumblebees. Bees were being neglected. A few of them, and the shoe

(*) site finder, allowed options and training.  Part of the keep, I became Skinnyrends and I left with nine warriors, and trousers to the labyrinth. We rested there shouldn't be as yummy, probably make an attempt at trade.

(*) made hunters return random headless beasts (beer guzzlers, item thieves, slowed down if I don't pick up their food now, and your world gen now to get that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues as well as it used to provide feedback. Remember that gets the quest was for this month has been posted up in a stockpiles in the DF Talk page with download. Adventure mode. There is no way for adv mode until the trip that the creature transformation as well.

(*) fixed problem where you'd have no idea if minotaur gored me, knocked me over and the dabbling surgeon moved and starve again once memory checker tells me it is fine, but not

(*) made penned axe away with the memorial value combination. Fixing the snow/windstorm of acted dogs before their civic project of the game separate has a villages in Linux and I final in the FPS is fine up is prepare for 0.27.176.38c:

(*) made storing fat from malpractions

(*) fixed broken open now. My test for further update 40d18 is up (Mac too!). There are still functions. Now I'm going to the woods, since there were only finished the war issues. I'm going totally nuts, and dwarf mode

Scamps ran into the chan

Scamps ran into the main battle and site conquest issues that we've been working with bugs fixed (Baughn)

11/30/2011  We have a running game over and other skills done, but not without grabbing wilderness with a time machine or something real world generation, undiggable adamantine two-handed swordsman with more bugs with training organizat

(*) changed combat spam in the early morning and other birds will inevitably run over to somebody's chest.

(*) stopped season for corpses (since there are still get scared off if something... and bee-keeping, obviously, he he he.

KaelGotDwarves ate regular development page. This makes ten years that moved with a poison crashes to get into the opposing line, and the memory is in perpetual bleeding from ammo assignment creature was still a few things like we have concocted a new short-term schedule for the timers and skill i

[Sean Mirrsen]

New batch of bugfixes in the devlog, new batch of travesties here.

    * made pots go to pastures (uh-huh)
    * made pots go to be pastures (um...)
    * added worlds to pastures (saves the hassle of defining pastures)
    * stopped egg-layers from encrusting a nest box in use
    * stopped bees and vermin items/pets to generic "grass" from trying to kill people
    * stopped dwarves from growing properly (kinda redundant, don't you think?)
    * stopped grass from being claimed by food stockpiles
    * stopped mason from flashing in tunnels (yeah, somebody should really stop that mason)
    * allowed pets to be pastures (we get fleas soon too?)
    * stopped outdoor grass from trying to kill people (and that too)

[SlimyMarmot]

-snip-

Travesty of the quoted post, bolded a particularly disturbing part:

Part of them, and dwarf bugs fixed problem with underground with a time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with some bizarre tables etc.

stopped areas with some bizarre tables etc.

stopped message backlog from bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html + contents of 31.19 "release notes.txt":


05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps, who was not too late to clean it up. They don't expect grazing and bumblebees. Bees were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.

(*) made penned axe away with negative from scroll to Key Bindings), so many shirtless dolls for goblins were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to the woods, since there should finally tormenting to kill a crocodile killed by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.

(*) fixed crashes related bug tracked me to get that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with negative from malpractions

(*) site finder, allowed options and I left with the number of issues. I'm trying to the memory checker tells me it is fine, but not

(*) changed combat spam in the DF Talk page with the number of issues with underground with more bugs with more bugs fixed problem with some bizarre tables etc.

stopped message backlog from the day that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with different goods from bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html + contents of 31.19 "release notes.txt":


05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps ran into porcelain jugs need another hip. Just at thing to the woods, since there were being neglected. A few of them, and training.  Part of the keep, I became Skinnyrends and beyond major issues with a time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues as well as it used to provide feedback. Remember that we've been posted up in a stockpiles in the FPS

[Sutremaine]

* allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with jewels etc.

Is that a direct quote? It's hard to tell.

[Sean Mirrsen]

No, the line was "allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with other skilled workers". But it does sound like something you'd find in a DF devlog.

On the other hand, so do "stopped egg-layers from encrusting a nest box in use" and "stopped outdoor grass from trying to kill people".

[EmperorJon]

(*) changed combat spam in the early morning and other birds will inevitably run over to somebody's chest.

Bahaha

[Sean Mirrsen]

   (*) Stopped wildlife from spawning every tool like a container for bug fixes (heh)
   (*) Made empty potters apply their skill to pastures (what skill? They use pastures as a potty? Or wait, they're empty...)
   (*) Stopped various tug-of-war fights with unusual egg laying (one pushes, the other shoves... eugh!)

[PTTG??]

Fun with DF prose:

That is terrifying.

[Vorthon]

Travesties made from the quote archive on the magmawiki:

Do the book of Armok state of a palisade... the construction their lack of Armok state of a dwarf, in a REALLY NICE dining over their lack of Armok state of the right front leg strikes donors for their lack of Armok state of mi

What?

he played Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, anvil for they are those BABIES on fire!" -Sowelu

umm...

Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf, and suddenly they'd be incredible kill those BABIES on fire?"

Flaming babies have become disturbingly common...

#871: babies fall to their wife was quests trolls.

Mushroom Samba time!

Only you just happen if I poked the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

Eh?

Mukca: Ah, desolations I had to eat a hammer!

Hammer-o's! Part of a well-balanced breakfast!

Wolf cancels Starting a funny bug -- it was them be taking adv mode."

Huh?

Urist McAdventurer, Wrestler: Greetings. My name.-Toady has given birth to a single people than a hydra out of sentient lava out at "happy to kill and cooking actually letting a tantrum and lots of some goods.

Oh my Science. It's the end of the world.

On Core59: Random poems "Travel quietly like huge, wrinkly ninjas.

This actually kinda makes sense.

Let us never forget there are those BABIES on fires.

Huh?

[Guardian G.I.]

DF Magmawiki Quote Archive + PowerGoals:

Mukca: I am here to discuss serving your genitalia fell and the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"

Bug #563: mayor just pick the fort!

'I wonder what would just pick the fight to a jail, chained to thrown vegetables and you are the black gate in a REALLY NICE dining room."

Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.

"Ok Children, I hoped you have his pet kitten and get superdwarven cheese is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have a reputation for drinking before he goes to be believed, then punches you, you drop your spouse"

Dwarven cheese is made of microcline and demons." -Rystic

This wiki menaces with short people.

"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf and bar symbol wearing before her lustful and insult him, saying he isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn

Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction of crowns and claims that is in the meal.

PowerGoal 37, BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BL — BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD!!!

PowerGoal 30, DECLAWED SNACK, (Future): You are going about bits of snake in the Quote Archive, all of which are more important advice in the prize.

PowerGoal 8, NEW SOLDIERS, (Future): Your armies burning elves have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.

Bug #871: babies fall to make a way to march is too hard.

PowerGoal 110, LEGEND OF ME DRILLING THE SHIT out of some serpent vines, while naked and kill the wall, leaving is a good solutionary trait: Stealth.

The default mental state of a kobold thief being results.

Bug #563: mayor orders to its magical powerful acids in its mouth. — This usually happens when your mayor is a demon.

PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): You sticks into goblin inexpertly and rather... deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper... — 

My unconsciousness causes you, but you, but sliding wrestling, spear-throwing snowballs at each other.     

[Sutremaine]

PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): You sticks into goblin inexpertly and rather... deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper...

Clearly this is some sort of deranged Easter egg that Toady added at three in the morning and later forgot to take out.