Return of the TVTropes travesties!
This is the Main, Nightmare Fuel, and CMoA pages for DF mashed together and travestized at varying levels:
"See they're attack organs and Superdwarven Engineerings - selling miasma."
"Chunky Salsa Rule Of Iron."
"Urist McUnlucky, you tried suicidal Overcome creation: The Sims"
"Natural hit chances, dwarf cancels swing magma." (Dwarf cancels swing magma: too awesome)
This complete entry almost makes an odd kind of sense:
" o "I think I made the overworld of Dwarf Fortress of damnation known to kill them is to complete a single one of the justice is more details of what's on that tile, such as Prepared Rhesus Macaque Eyes, Squirel-Demon Roast and Prepared Rhesus Macaque Eyes, Squirel-Demon Roast and Prepared Ant Brains are yours for the result in their relations of demons... You can even get the elf forever. He'd be the ideal solution to the point or edge under wear. On the other other circus-related euphemisms are often used for the vast bounty of meltable ice walls!"
" o It also seems that your dwarf adventurers missing legs regain mobility without killing some effort. Magma?"
" * Failure Is The Only Option: "Losing is fun!" Earlier version removed, skin burnt off and eyes gouged out with sufficient medical system descriptions."
Also a complete section:
"Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress ghosts. They may throw parties for the power applied due to the wounded recruit who hasn't had time to suture up the area. One possible, though your least for you. Skeletal undead, which are literally. Leaving dwarfs and other creatures play this game and you wind up with more inventive disposal methods.
o Another words, war bears.."
" "You look like a dizzyingly complex body system uses organ damage/bleeding from malpractice repeatedly request items made of fire to melt rocks and burn bone can be inhaled, injected or received on contact area."
Something awful here:
" * The Hypnotoad: Cats. Dwarfs can have babies.
"Wait, how does it into the only entrance. This is mostly operational. Oh, the stories of X and Y. *"
" * Bottomless Pit: Generally the way cooking ingredients used to work, which breed quickly (truer than it should be) to melt if caught in the fetal position holders with inbred descendants.'" (Wha?)
" * Violation caused his guts weren't put back inside a house, and hack you en-masse in a hopeless anyway, at least until you die of suffocation. And then proceeded to be the ideal solution to the community."
" * Funny Animal: Dwarf Fortress or other creatures kidnap mortals of the map and explode into gristle on impact"
" it's all being shot by an elf and slowly stomped to death with it"
"You look like a dizzyingly complex body system to the wound."
" Similarly, Cacame Apebald the Elf Dwarven word for losing."
Dwarf Fortress in a nutshell, second person:
"You look like a very freeform roguelike. Both modes have been numerous instantly fatal."
Old bug put to great new use:
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And to top everything off:
"Yes, the dev team is basically still in alpha — but it already has elves, who find it unthinkable to constructed things by dropping babies out of eyes with elves."
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