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[iceball3]

[BIOME_BATTER] Hey! The mountain didnt do anything to you!

Except you know, maybe... Maybe, it lied?
*Crickets.*

[billybobfred]

From creature_standard:

[ATTACK_PRIORITY:IMAGILITY:SECOND]
Attack imaginary nobility second!

[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bite length its are we all set wolf:elf:elf:ice wolf:ice wolf]
The travesty bite length its are we all set wolfs! The travesty elfs! The travesty ice wolfs!

[TISSUE_SOLD:125]
Uh.

And entity_default gives us this gem:
[PERMITTED_JOB:MINERAL]

[Sean Mirrsen]

Here's a few good ones:

[REQUIRED_JOB:WEAPON_MAJOR_INFECT_PICK]

[WEAPON_KILL:SMELT] - That's pretty much how you do it, yes.

[PRODUCT_DISC_PANTS:1] - Pants with CDs?

[TOY:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORLD_SILVER:JUSTICITY_BOUNTHIC:KILL_NEED:2 - Great toy.

[OCEAN_AXE_BROAD:NOT_CULL] - Broad ocean axe. Not easy to cull that one.

[BUILDLIFE]

[LAYER_FUN:ADAMAN] - Amazing how many things this prog gets right.

And updated prog link:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator_v09.exe

- Fixed the fatal error I mentioned (when the last letter combo was unique, it threw an error when making output because there was no letter following it, so nothing to choose from).
- Fixed "empty input" crash.
- Further optimized processing.
- Moved instructions from title into input field.
- Output field gets focus after you click the button, so you can scroll down right away.
- Double-clicking the input field selects all text in it (for whatever purpose).

[Sean Mirrsen]

[HELM:ITEM_PANTS_MAND_HOOD] ...

[KILLECT] - The logical evolution of Kinect.

Also, link in the OP is borken.

[iceball3]

[PREFSTRING:terrify then muscles afterward long as tranglers:sasquat humanoid monster with the raw file) to adjust the group the castes have below, but add beard:SINEW:200] - oh my...

Funny thing. I showed some of the raws in this thread and asked how she interpreted them. When I showed her this one I got this...

you've got tranglers and sasquatches. neither of which are exactly human - but both have terrifying musculature. the sasquatches are crazy because they don't cook their food.
    to allow them to be more human - they must grow a beard from their muscles

    ta.fucking.da.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Here's some more. Most without comments, since some people like them that way.

[NAME:giant hornal left when sun be FLIES]

[OBJECTIONS_FROM_ROT]

[PUS:LIQUID:fluid fish:oceanitial defish:bat caves to strack made of the form]

[GETS_WOUND_YELL]

[LAYER:BROWN]

[BP:L_COMBAT_JUMP] - Left combat jump?

[CASTE:ANY_LAYED_JOB:FING:stableen with lenut] - ...

[ETHIC:KILL_CARP]

[NAME:make steel blue jays:blue jay]

[HAVE_DING]

[NIGHT_CUTTED_JOB:HER]

[CULL_SYMBOL:BILL_SYMBOL:BROWS] - Remove brows from all Bills?

[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON]

[TITAN_A_HIDE]

[POSITION:UNTHINKABLE] - Kamasutra reloaded?

[ART_IMAGE_DENSITY_MIN:0]

[EMBARK_FOR_FAT]

[WORLD_CONIFER]

[CHAT_WORTHY]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FOREST:3]

[RULES_FROM_ROT]

[TITAN_ATTACK_VERB:bites]

[WEAPON_MOUSTACHE]

[USE_EVIL_SHIRT:COMMON]

NEW_TEMPERATURE:DWARF]

[ETHIC:KILL:BITE:CITY]
   [COMMON]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_NUMBER:22]

[DO_NOT_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BY_CATEGORY:HEART:BY_TYPE:METAL:GOLD] - You do NOT have a heart of gold.

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]

[BUILDING:PUNISHMENT_EXEMPT] - Indeed.

[MEGABEAST_CASTER] - ?

[GOOD_PLAN:STANDS:384] - The good plan still stands with 384 votes.

[PRECIPITATION_REQUIRED_BY:DUKE] - "I SAID MAKE IT RAIN!!!"

[ETHIC:ASSAGE_RANGES:528:0:0:0:0:0] - Now that's just...

And lastly,
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGEAMMO_ARROWS]

[Zaerosz]

from Creature_standard.txt:
[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:102:105:110:130:200] - How does one grasp things with their voice?

Clearly this is a very gripping speech.

[freeformschooler]

SEAN HOW DID YOU DO THIS IT IS AMAZING AND YOU ARE THE GREATEST PROGRAMMER

[BODY_DETAIL:FRONTACK_VERB:scratcheek]

Sounds like someone was writing this in the middle of the night. While watching a horror movie.

[SlimyMarmot]

It's about time I too raped the RAWs...

[LAYER_SIZE:10]
[HARD]
[NAME:loincloth:longs]
[SOFT]

That's an.. interesting piece of clothing.

[SUE_TEMPLAR:3] -I've always loved medieval political history
[REACTION:MAKIN_TANNER]
      [HAS_MATERIAL_REAGENT]
      [HAS_MATERIAL_REACTION:TANNER:CUSTOM_T]
[SKILL:SOAP_MAT instead of a hide]
[BIOME:draconicorns:gremlin]
[APP_MODIFIER:ROUP:BY_CAN_MATE:IVORY:NONESS:GETS_WOUND_TEMPLATE] -This is some nasty stuff
[BIOME:FAT:PUS:LOCALE]
[SKILL:SING:ROUP:BY_TYPE:SCAL]
[ATTACK_SKILL:HAIR]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:2][FIREBRATION:A humanoid monsters can be humanoid monsters can be huge huge huge huge huge humanoid creature.  Their low horn fore with a reaction product, if you want toothy grin.] -God damn it.
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIAL:INORGANIC:ADAMANTINE] -This is when you remember someone needed suturing and you didn't forbid the strands.
[PREFSTRING:terrifying feature.  It is magical and horns:PLURAL]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_HEAD_POSITIONS_FROM_REAGENT:A:1:BAR:NONE:INORGANIC:ADAMANTINE] -... and now you notice your whole strand stockpile is gone and a decapitated dwarf is walking again.
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATE

[Baron Baconeer]

[BIOME:draconicorns:gremlin]

There's so going to be draconicorns in my mod.

[Nyxalinth]

Here's a few good ones:

[REQUIRED_JOB:WEAPON_MAJOR_INFECT_PICK]

I told you that weapon would get infected if you kept picking at it!

Here's some more. Most without comments, since some people like them that way.

[OBJECTIONS_FROM_ROT]

Dwarf fortress has lawyers?

[GETS_WOUND_YELL]

I know I do. Doesn't everyone?

[LAYER:BROWN]

Ewww!

[ETHIC:KILL_CARP]

It would never get done due to cancellation spam....

[HAVE_DING]

Yay, level 85!

[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON]

I didn't know those boxer shorts showing pants were armor...

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FOREST:3]

A new way to piss off elves?

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]

that'll keep the gold farmers off WoW...

[billybobfred]

[CREATURE_MODIFIER:NAIL_PLATE:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL_POSITIONS]
   [MULTIPLY_VALUE:105:1250:80:90:102:100:50:70:90:130:2150:400:110]
   [PUS:PUS:PUMPKIN]
      [APP_MODIFIER:BRATEGORY:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD:EYE_ASH]

I'm... trying to interpret this, but all I can think is "IT IS WORTH LIKE A DOZEN OCTILLION DORFBUX, MUST MAKE THINGS FROM IT".

[Sean Mirrsen]

[EROSION_LEADER]

[TISSUE_STYLE:SMALL ISLAND:15]

[NIGHT_CREATURE_FOR_FUN:UNCOMMON]

[SUBREGION_COUNTAIN_CAVERN_LAYER_OPERATES_SITE]

[MILITARY_SCREW]

[VOLCANIMALS]

[SAVAGE_MINING]

[BABY_HEIR]

[END_HOLDER]

[RAINFALL:UNCOMMON]

[CAVE_LAYABLE_CAVE_LAYER] - Probably the work of the department of redundancy department's workers.

[PAUSE_FEMALE:'O'] - Press 'O' to pause if you're female...?

[VOLCANIMAL_MAKER] - So that's where they come from.

[SUBSELF]

[REQUIRED_JOB:SIEGENDER:AS_NEED_JOB:CLOAK:COMMON] - "Job offer: Unemployed man required to end siege. Cloak-wearers welcome."

[REGION:NO] - Just... no.

[REQUIRED_REACTOR] - In many growing forts.

[PERMITTED_JOB:MEET_WOOD_SIZE:50] - If there's a joke here, I'm not sure I want to see it.

[BIOME_EXILE] - "Swamp, go away!"

[GLOVE_MINER]

[REQUIRED_CABLE]

[PERMITTED_CABLE]

[SHOES_SPEAKING]

[APPOINTER_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]

[TRAPCOMP_GIANTS:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1]
   [NUMBER:1]

[LOG_MAKING]

[OUTDOOR_BRIDGE]

[TITAN_AT_WORK_TUNNEL] - Just the right work for a titan, no?

[WALLY_EROSITION:ACCOUNTS_LOW:COMMONARCHAT_WORK_EXILED]

[WEAPON_RANGES:ITEM_SHOES_SOCKS:384] - Thrown socks have great range.

[PERMITTED_JOB:SIDEBURNER]

[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_FAT] - Sumo wrestling?

[SHORTURER] - Torture, the dwarven way?

[DO_NOT_CARP] - Aand yes.

[Nyxalinth]

GUARD_LOINCLOTH_BRIDOO]  Guard that Loincloth bridoo with your lives!
   [MAX_START_GREMLING_POP_NUMBER:ACCEPTABLE]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_CLOTHER:FORMANTS_BOL:WALL:UGLY] I want to make a Uwe Boll joke here
   [INSTRUMENT]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:CLE_DETAL_PLAND]
   [ETHIC:LYE_MILLERK]
   [WEAPON:2] Next in DF: Dual wielding!
   [TOY:ITEM_TOWERY:PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_EXILE] I already have 2 potash makers. go away.
   [INSTRUMENT:ITEM_INSTRUM]
   [PERSONAL_DISS  Don't put yourself down!

[Nyxalinth]

[BODY_PUZZLEBOX] wha...?


I take it you've never seen Hellraiser