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[fivex]

[ETHIC:TORTURE:5000]
[ITEMS_METAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE:22000]
[STATE_NAME_BROWN:1:PALE_POSITION]
[DO_NOT_CULL_SOLID_DENSITY:RECEDENCE:1]
[BIOME:MALE:1:TAN_A_HIDE]
[TOLERATEGORY:HEAR_FRACTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE]
 [ATTACK_CONSTRUMENTS]
[REQUIRED_REACTION:BRAIN_OF_THE_GUARD] 
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:JUSTIFIER:BROWN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:ECRU:1:PALE:counts
 [RELIGION_FRACTURE:10000] 
[ETHIC:MAKER]
 [ETHIC:SLAVER] 
[NAME:blue-crested average of these proportions (some hatch at:snatches at]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MINES_CHAUSSE:UNTHING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHINKABLE]
[WEAPON_AXE_GREAVER]
[CULL_SOLID_DENSITY:MAIN]
[PERMITTED_REACTION_SPHERE:MOUNT_EXEMPT]
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_POP_SIEGE_ELEMENT:SHUN] [PERMITTED_JOB:THRESHERMAN]
 [ATTACK_SKIRT:COMMON]
[MOLAR_MASS:GENERAL_PRODUCTION:BRIDGE:100:102:105:110]
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE]
[CASTE:FEMALE:baroness guard:fortress consort:duchesses]
[BENDING_POINTED_BY:DUKE]
 [TORSION_NUMBER:AS_NERVE_REACTION:ELECT_SYMBOL:WAR:NONE]
 [REQUIRED_DININGSTART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_PET]
[CULL_SOLID:electrum]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINIFORGE] 
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[BIOME:ANY_PET]
[NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:molten leader:militia-dwarfoloid pickel]
 [BRAG_ON_KILL:SMELT] 
[REACTION:DWARF]
[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_AMMO_BALLIST]
[WEAPON_MORNING:PERSONAL_MAJOR_ARTERIAL_TEMPLATE:TALON_TEMPLATE]
 [ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD_NAME_WAR]
[TENSITY:MILITY:ESCORT_TRAIN_AT_YIELD:319]

[InsanityPrelude]

fortress consort

So that's what they're calling it these days?

[Comrade_Fregge]

[ETHIC:ASSING:PERSONAL_MATTER]

Got that line when I travested the goblin ethics, or as a complete lunatic would say:

"Got that line when I travested the gobline when I travested
that line when I travested the gobline when I travested the goblin ethics."

[Fniff]

[MENIAL_WORK_ENT]
[ENT:ANY_TERMINETS:0]

Great, they put ents to menial work then they don't give them any terminets!

[ToonyMan]

Might as well try this out again with the newer RAWs.  My first post in this thread was over a year ago.

• [NATURE_MAKINGULARGE_RANGE:TOE:NAIL_POSITION_PERC:10] - Deploying toenails.
• [ETHIC:ASS:90:130:200] - Tons of puppet ass.
• [ELECT_PERMITTED_BY:1] - Closest election in a while.
• [ATTACK_SKILL] - Oww!
• [BODY_SIZE:1:PUNCH:10] - The smaller the man, that larger the punch?
• [PET_BLOOD] - I call him glucose.

[PTTG??]

[COMBAT_WRESTLE_ARTIFACT:A_D:UCR_A] I picture a dwarf punching a really awesome cabinet. This may be a bad idea, seeing how often artifacts are covered in spikes.
[REACTION_PROPELLED_ARTIFACT:A_D:D_D:P:R] This I want to see.
[BERSERK_CITIZEN_BREATHE_FIRE:A_D:D_D:P:R] And this I don't.
[MAGMA_DEFENDER:A_D:D_D] Is this using magma to defend, or is it defending the magma?
[TISSUE_LAYERS:5TOES:MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS] Oh dear.
[TREE_COOKED] Mmmmmm!
[FLEEQUIPS] I could see this.
[LEAVER] ?
[MULTIPLY_VOICE] Sounds loud.
[NAME:STRINGULATE] A strange creature;
[SHRINGULAR] A Stringulate has this tag.
[ATTACHE] Yes, they make cases like this, but I think this is actually used for creatures that attack with moustaches.
[BP_APPEAR] A wild petrolium company appears!

[Nyxalinth]

creatures] [ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:GRASSERTISTIC][WAGON_NUMBER:1500] [STANDARKELF]
[TILE:0] [DIURNALITY:ANGER:15:30] [ATTACK:SPINE:0] [NAME:human:human:human:human:human_male.txt]
[PERSONALITY:0:0] [BODY:HUMANOID_JOINTELLIGENT] [SWIMS_LEARS:NOSE:20] [NARR


Given the references to grass, jointelligent, and elves, I think I just created a stoner race.

Narr, dude, that's some good grassertistic

[Nyxalinth]

[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]

don't be hatin', yo...

[Matz05]

PTTG had some truely AWESOME ones in their last post here -- I laughed so hard I cried.

[iceball3]

I am watching this, It's just too funny.

[Ze Spy]

[FORTRESSDESTROYER] - OBVIOUS TAG IS OBVIOUS
[COUNTRY:ASS:SHIT] - Protip : Do not Place Swear words in the Translation.Txt
[HELL:OR:HIGH:WATER] - Dwarf Fortress's Combat System in a Nutshell , Real Proverb
[BREAKABLE:WALLS] - Wait , What?

[Zidane]

*[RELIGION_SWORD_SHOES:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_DRUM]
*[PERMITTED_REACTION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
*[ETHIC:KILL_PLANTER]
*[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_CAPITAL]
*[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]
*[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINISTRANSLATION_SPEAR_TRIGGER:2:20:30000:30000]



THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[Dutchling]

''There's a forum were worrying about hauling people want
to say "plaster casts" in a fantasy game''

LOL

[G-Flex]

[HELL:OR:HIGH:WATER] - Dwarf Fortress's Combat System in a Nutshell , Real Proverb

they're generally funnier when you don't make them up

[Sean Mirrsen]

Yeah, that one stretches believability. These, however, are perfectly genuine:

[CATEGORY:EYE:right toe:STP]

[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:EXPEDITIONS] - -"How big can it be?" -"We're standing in its nostril." -"Oh."

[EVIL_ANIMAL:ALL:EVIL_PLAN:HUMPS] - All evil animals have evil plans for humps. (no, I don't want to think about what this means)

[BUILDING:PERSONAL_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BODY][LIMB][LIMB] - Would you say it costs an arm and a leg?

[ARENA_RESTRING:freakish appendages resembles with feeds have ogre:blind cave being eye teeth. It scurries at third right molar:STP] - Just another day in the DF arena.

[PROGRE] - A very advanced ogre.

[STANCE_MODIFIER:HEAD]
[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:HEAD]

[BP:LWING:awesomeness] - It has an awesome left wing.

[KILL:BITUMINOUS_COIN_DEVOURER] - -"It's a bituminous coin devourer! Kill it! Kill it before it reaches our treasury!"

[WEAPON:ITEM_PREDATOR] - As much as a like wolf corpses for weapons, I have to agree that a live wolf would make a far more awesome weapon.

[STATE_NAME:creeping guts]

[BODY_DETAIL:HEAD_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_ROAMING]

[CONTYPE:LOCAL_DWARF] - A cat tag.

[MERCHANIC]

[BODY:FACIAL_WORKER]

[SCOURGEON] - "You probably meant surgeon, right?" / "No." / D-:

[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_ARMOR_TUNNEL]

[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPTION] - Talking is a free action.

[REQUIRED_BY:EXPEDITION:PUNCH:BODY_UPPERBODY] - "Sorry, but I need to punch you in the chest. Expedition business."

[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_MORNING] - Pants are a weapon in the morning?

[RELIGIONAL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]

[CATEGORY:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_ARMOR_COAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAINER] - It sound a bit too much like an alien wearing a human "costume".

[MAX_STATE_NAME:cave crawls across the brains]

And one of the most dwarven responsibilities ever:
[RESPONSIBILITY:MAKE_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW]