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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #315 on: November 16, 2010, 03:13:44 pm »
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[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN]
Ah, there's your problem. Needs a finial value in there.
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[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN:HELMET_PLUMP]
There ya go.
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Re: RAW travesties: "Improbability helps them cope"
« Reply #316 on: November 16, 2010, 03:14:10 pm »
short, sturdy created according behavior.
[TISSUE_NAME:dwarf, you want tissue_templates alive. These nails. [HAS_NERVES]
[SPOUSE_TISSUE_LAYER]
[MENT_ATT_RANGE:CROSSBOWMAN:fisherdwarves]
tissue:NP] [FUNCTIONS] [PLUS_TEMPLATE:EYEBROWN:1:CHOCOLATE:100:1150:1250:1500:100:110:130:200]
[HEALING_CHIN_WHISKERS] [TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER] [RELATIVE_THICKNESS:90:102:105:110:1350:130:200]
This makes are no differently very abstract, but add their own raw file)
to keep the skin:SINGULAR] [TISSUE_ANCHOR] [SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EAR]
[TENDOORS] [PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEBROW:0:70:90:950:1350:1550:2250]
+ [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:PATIAL_FEATURE_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:TALON_TARGET]
Now we hair:SINGUISTIC_SENSE:700] ++ [MENT_ATT_RANGE:DISEASE_RESISTANDARD_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]
[MANNERISM_SIT] [DIURNAL] [SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH] [BODY_DETAIL_TEMPLATE:1:IRIS_EYE_BROWN:1:IRIS_EYE_COBALT:1:IRIS_EYE_FERN_GREEN:1:TAN:1:OCHRE:1:IRIS_EYE_AZURE:HUMANOID_RELSIZE:0:40:0:NO_END]
[TLCM_TIMING:ROOT:80:90:100:110:130:200] [APP_MODIFIER:SQUARE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GENERGY_STORAGE] [ATTACK_FLAG_WITH] [TISSUE_LAYER] [PERSONAL] [TISSUE_MAT:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_HEAD:EYE]
[TISSUE_SHAPINGS]
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #317 on: November 16, 2010, 03:55:55 pm »
[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_INSTRUMENT:UNTHINKABLE]
[ADVENTURE_TIER:3:20:10000] [RELIGION_SPEAR] [ARMOR_DRESS_TRIGGER_TRAINER]
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PET]
[MERCHANT_NOBILITY:LAW_MAKER] [PANTS_PREFERRED_DINING:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[NUMBER:1] [PUNISH_DISSECTOR] [PRECEDENCE:180] [REQUIRED_BY:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_FEMALE:barons
consort:baronesses]
[SLEEP_PREF] [DEMANDER_TRIGGER:ITEM_TOY_AXE_GREAVERY:PUNISHMENT_KILL_NEUTRALS]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_PICK] [PROGRESS_TRIGGER:200] [PERMITTED_IN_LEADER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHORT] [DUTY_BOUND] [PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] [PERMITTED_RACE:UNTHINKABLE_POP_NUMBER:1]
[REQUIRED_STANDS:1] [BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_PET] [ARMOR_DRESS] [RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING2]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_FOR_INFORMATION]     <---(my favorite)
[DEMANDALISM:PUNISH_EXILE]
[SHIELD_SHOES:ITEM_SHOES_SANDARD_HAIR_SHAPING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

[PERMITTED_RACE:RARE] [ETHIC:SLAVERY:PERSONAL_MATTER] [WORLD_CONTRODUCTS]

[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_EXEMPT] [POSITION_LENGTH:10000]
[REQUIRED_OFFICE:2000000:100] [REQUIRES_POPULATION] [SHOES:ITEM_SHORT]
[APPOINTED_JOB:SIEGE:VIOLENT]

[PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MALE:king
consort][REQUIRED_DINING] [WEAPON_AXE_TROPHY_SAPIENT:ITEM_TOY_AXE]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_TYPE:TREE_CITY] [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CLEANER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MANAGER] [PERMITTED_JOB:TAN_A_HIDE]


[TISSUE_STYLE:MOUNT] [ARMOR:ITEM_SHIELD_BURNER] [PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MALE:baroness:count:countesses]

[SPOUSE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]

 [RESPONSIBILITY:MILKER] [WEAPON_MAKING:EVIL_WORK_EXEMPTION:TANNER]

[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIER:OWN_RACKS:2]
[PERMITTED_BY:CAPTAIN:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:AMPHIBIAN_MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACKS]  (has to be an elven thing)


I'm saving this one as .txt , best travesty yet....
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Exerpt from townbrush.txt by Internet Kraken:

"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "Like a hive mind of philosophers on crack."
« Reply #318 on: November 16, 2010, 03:57:15 pm »
This is all great. But lets try to keep the title consistent please?
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #319 on: November 16, 2010, 04:03:46 pm »
Title should read:  [SPOUSE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]

[USE_FEMALE:queen:queens consort]

[SELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO_ARROWS]

[SPOUSE_MAKING]

[PERMITTED_IF_GOOD_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_BOW] [ARMOR_COAL_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_PET_RACKSMITH]

[CREATURE:AMPHIBIAN_MAKING:PUNISH_CLEANER]

[MANDATE_MAKING:EARTH]
[SPHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]

[ARMOR_BREASON:SHERMAN]
« Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 04:13:26 pm by nordak »
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #320 on: November 16, 2010, 04:07:59 pm »
[CREATURQUOISE:50:200] [APP_MODIFIER:1:BLOOD_IMPORTANDARK_TAN:1:TAUPE_SIT]
Now we dwarves] [TISSUE_LAYER:1:1600:100:110:100:110:130:200] [BP_APP_MODIFIER:STRAIN:FACIAL_ABILITY:SECONT]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:teet] [CREATH] [MENT_UMBER:BRONZE:1:TAUPE_DARD_HAIR]


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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #321 on: November 16, 2010, 04:15:28 pm »
Run on Order 4 Travesty, It's more fun...
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #322 on: November 16, 2010, 04:44:12 pm »
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_EXEMPTION:PANTS:ITEM_SHORT]
[ETHIC:OATH_BRONZE_MAKING] a human thing...
[ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:LIGNMENT_EXEMPT]
[ACCOUNT_EXEMPTION:HAMMER_WAR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_FORTIFICE:160] [RELIGION:MAYOR]
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_MAN]
[RELIGION_SPEAR_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_TRAINING:PUNISHMENTS]
[REQUIRED_RACE:UNTHING]
[START_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
[ART_FACET_MODIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND]

Edit: continued:

[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PRODUCTION:OUTPOST_LIAISON]
[APPOINTED_JOB:WOOD_BUCKLER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_CARVER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE]
[USE_FEMALE:queens consort]
[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPTION_SPEAR]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_FLAIL]
[ART_IMPROVEMENT_DRUM]
[PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION_SCIMITAR]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND_MAX:2]
[BUILDING:PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION:HAMMER]
[ACTION:PUNISHMENT_OTHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[CURRENCY:COLLECT_SYMBOL:ALL:SUBTERRANEAN_PRODUCTS]
[PANTS_GREAT]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:ROSE_GOOD_PRODUCTION:TAN_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[RULES_FROM_LOCATION:BRASS_MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL:ACCEPT_TRAPCOMP_SPIKEDBALL]
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREW]
[RESPONSIBILITY:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_PEOPLES]
 [ETHIC:TRESPONSIBILITY:MILITY:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_DRUM]
[SHIELD_SHOES_SITE_TOPIC_AGREEMENT_EXEMPTION:MILITY:TRADE_SIEGE:VIOLENT]  (The trade siege has become violent.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
[ETHIC:THEFT:NOT_FREEZING]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISHMENT_HARP]

Thats it for me, people are looking at me funny while I laugh continuously at retarded raws.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 05:13:41 pm by nordak »
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #323 on: November 16, 2010, 04:59:09 pm »
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[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
The Dwarven TSA.

Well, actually it's either that or else it's pouring magma on everything that enters the map, friend and foe alike. "Yes, it's a bit hazardous, but it always finds weapons. Because they're all that's left afterwards."
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #324 on: November 16, 2010, 05:31:15 pm »
I'm going to start one of these threads in df mode discussion... Awesome, Travesties is a blast, thanks PTTG??.

Edit nevermind:  Post limit of 40000 charecters.....
« Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 05:39:51 pm by nordak »
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #325 on: November 16, 2010, 05:47:05 pm »
Here's some stuff from \speech, specifically religion based ones.

As a member the glory of Prepare to die, speak of [SPEAKER:HF_LINK:DEITY:RANDOM_DEF_SPHERE].

go with the higher mysteries of [CONTEXT:HIST_FIG:TRANS_NAME], you. I imagine angry fist-shaking following this statement.

don't follow my advice.

I have no family to die!

Speak the morning, as sure in the evening, as sure in [SPEAKER:HF_LINK:DEITY:RANDOM_DEF_SPHERE]. "Speak the morning" was very common for some reason.

Share some of those Travesties here, Nordak.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #326 on: November 16, 2010, 05:55:32 pm »
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:ONLY_IF_SANCTION:PEWTER_TRIFLE_MAKING]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PEWTER_FINE_MAKING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_DRUM]
[WEAPON_MAKING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 03:48:38 pm by Serio »
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #327 on: November 16, 2010, 07:40:04 pm »
Let's try chunks of the dev log next...

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Fixed a bronze great walled the river to make my way by a self-styled goblin to run outlaw
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It was busted throught take it to cut me with an artery.
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This is a bit... lots of distraction.
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I will be cool to weird surprises.
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... fixed an easy order to catch up on crayon and I'll starving them with violence.
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Elsewhere weren't get somethings of food up issue with the forum three-eyed marmot demon fooled to shift away for certains seems possible.

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The neck severing maggot, and severing for more fun.
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I gave the maggot to D
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #328 on: November 16, 2010, 08:07:58 pm »
Quote from: InsanityPrelude on November 16, 2010, 07:40:04 pm
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I will be cool to weird surprises.
  This is exactly one of the attitudes he has. It's almost as though sometimes the program picks out things the person always intended to say, but didn't get a chance too, or even mentally form into words.
  Perhaps this method of scrambling things is similar to how the brain works with connections on automatic, like when you're dreaming or some odd thought passes through.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #329 on: November 16, 2010, 08:41:29 pm »
Quote from: nordak on November 16, 2010, 04:44:12 pm

[PANTS_GREAT]


A RAW my dwarves currently lack... -_-
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