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[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

Scrambling the poison wolf mod I made:

[CREATURAL_PLATEGORY:TOE:NAIL_POISON:A larger-than-average wolf venom]
[PLURAL_CREATURE:WOLF_VERB:scratch:scratches that cause you!] -Obviously how the creature mates.
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:poison wolf venom] -disgusting, yet effective way to distribute its poison
[USE_MATE]
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:boiling poison wolf with greenish fur. It bite you!] -more wolf gas!
[OBJECTED_CLASS:SKIN] -racist against skin

[Cheddarius]

In Soviet Fortress, scratches cause YOU!

[DUTY_BOULDER] - I can't recall the name, but wasn't this one of the punishments in Hell?

Do you mean Sisyphus, in Hades? He was forced to drag a boulder up a hill, at which point it would fall down again.

[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

Did the travesty generator just go down, or is it just me? I grabbed these off the entity_default travesty before it died.

[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BARONZE_MAIL_ACCOUNTAINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMANDALIGION:HUMAND:1] -humandaligion = believing in humans
[TOLERATORTURE_FORGE]
[POSITION_SWORD_LOCATION:WAR]
[DO_NOT_APPALL:FLOW_MATTER]
[FLASHES]        -Dear Toady, this NEEDS TO BE IN THE GAME

[Cheddarius]

"Another bronze container full of mail accountants? Ugh... Just throw it down the magma pits."

[Sean Mirrsen]

If it was down, it's up again.

[FRIES] - I wouldn't mind some.

[SHEATHER] - If it's a profession, it's more lousy than the fish clotherer.

[DO_NOT_CATER] - I didn't plan to!

[REMOVER:NO_SUBTYPE:METALCRAFTERIES] - I shall remove ALL METALCRAFTERIES!!!

[WEAPON_MAKERS] - Guild.

[WEAPON_RACE_MODIFIER:1] - Weapon races. Great. Next time, it'll be weapon castes. Not to mention weapon racism.

[BENDING:SMELTING:15] - Bending is 15 times harder than smelting.

[TENANTS_BARRED_JOB:SOAP] - It's a lousy hotel if the tenants can't use soap...

[ITEM_WEAPON_MATE_TEMPT] - A weapon that... tempts you... to mate. Once again, I'd rather not be on either end of it. Well, I guess it depends, but... nah, rather not risk it.

[USE_FOR_ARMOR_TOMB:15000] - I dare say 15 thousand of anything will make a pretty armored tomb.

[PERMITTED_BY:DRUID:lay pewter billoy if disting tin] - I'm not sure if that's something a druid would permit...

[READERER] - I'm imagining a horrible monster that stalks people and forces them to... read. Ugh. *shudders*

[BOILING:PUS:PUNISH_DING] - "If this pus boils, I'm gunna ding ya!"

[USE_MATE:CARP] - ... the implications here are too awful to imagine.

[PRODUCT_FRACTURE:ACCEPTABLE] - Warranty expires three seconds after purchase.

[PRECEDENSIBILITY:58] - I like this word. It seems to indicate that the chance of an event similar to the described event type having occured some time in the past is 58%.

[ATTACK_PEAR_ELASTIC_PENEMIES] - Peeear!... Elastiiiiic!... Penemyy!... ATTAACK!!! *shishboomcrashbouncesplortch*

[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:NAME_FRACTION] - This guy sits on a tower in the middle of a siege and thinks up names for fractions. Well, it beats being a sheather, in any case.

[WANDALISM:NO_MAIN] - Wandalism! Like vandalism, but with wizards! Because they have wands!

[BENDINING_YIELD:100] - This is somehow related to the Bendining, I just know it.

[PERMITTED_COLOR:0:0:0] - In the immortal words of Henry Ford, "You can have it be any color, as long as the color is black."

[REQUIRED_JOB:FISH_CABLE] - Fish require cable now? We barely have enough funds for aerial antennae!

[PERMITTED_JOB:BOWYERS:FLUTE] - Well, if the flute is long and flexible enough... Hey, a new weapon for a bard! The flute-bow!

[PUNISH_EXECUTTED_OFFICE:1000000] - The office was just executted, do we really need to punish them? A million times?

[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FACE:2] - Probably forced plastic surgery.
[CREEN_OF_THONG]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BATTACK] - If you see the bat signal, kill Batman.
[SPON:RESIGNMENTED_INJECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - It's acceptable to inject resignmented symbols... but only for the Civilization of Spon.
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:1] -Tolerate only one sock.
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCIMITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD_REACTION]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE] - NEVER select all symbols. Even if you are the Spon.
[NAME:poison wolf vapors that cause your eyes to reach to attain of the guards]

[Sean Mirrsen]

[OUTDOOR_TISSUE_LAYER_FRACTION:ACCEPTABLE] - "Well, so long as it's just part of ye beard trailing outside, you can come in."

[OBJECT_PERMITTED_STANDS] - Urist McYoda: "The Object permitted stands..."

[ITEM_PATTER] - I can just imagine this sort of production line with various machinery about, and this guy standing at some point near the conveyor belt, just... patting.. whatever comes through.

[ITEM_HEAR_FUN:A smal bronze barshlantern_pupil_eyes:PLURAL] - I can hear the item... I guess it's a little fun, too.

[MELTING:COMMON] - This version.

[REQUIRED_RACK_CHESTNUT] - A noble. Most definetly.

[RESPONSIBILITY_BOXES:0] - I'm not sure what would "responsibility boxes" be, but there're none here.

[PANTS:ITEM_SHAPE:MON] - Pants. Shaped like a Mon. Well, I guess in Japan...

[GLOVE_FOR_DRESS:5] - What kind of dress needs FIVE gloves? Well, unless it's two gloves and the rest make the dress... Le Wow!

[Sean Mirrsen]

[TENDING:SMELTER] - "Can't ye see I'm tending the smelter here? Go away!"

[ARMOR_MATS] - And pillow helmets, too. Epic bludgeoning defence.

[ARMOR:BLAND:3] - The reason for inclusion of the Uniforms feature.

[REQUIRED_DETALON] - For pet harpies and tame giant eagles that aren't going into combat.

[PATTERN:PUNISHMENTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_BREWERY:TORT:ANY] - Between torts and using brewery armor (barrels?), this is a rather flimsy punishment pattern. But I guess it never quite gets further than the weapon thing.

[ETHIC:LYING_YIELD:108000000000000] - Their lies are 1.08 quadrillion times more effective than ours! WE'RE DOOMED! Or so they say...

[BENDING_CAP:BY_CART:ACCEPTABLE] - Once wagons start rolling in, you'll need a better bender.

[OUTDOOR_MASON] - What can it do that the indoor variety can't?

[COLOR:BLOOD] - As good as any for dying. (Yo man, we heard you like pretty colored shirts and violence, so we made a new shade of red so you can dye while you die!)

[Genoraven]

From the raw file for shoes.

[LEVER]

[HARMITY_WOVEL:15] I....I don't even know. I want it though.

from helm

[MATHREAD] is that math read? Or is it ma thread?

[ITY_WOVERMITY_WOVER_SIZE:helms] This.

[LEVEN_THRED] I thought you levened bead? Not...thred...

[Shakzen]

From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:

[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol

[GETS_INFECT_CATE:MEMORY:HEAR] this site is awesome

[SET_BP_APP_MOD_NOUND_VS_NARROW:1:IRISM_SMILE] elves never smile...

First one is easily the best lol.

Urist McPatient: "Doctor, what happened to my tongular?"
Urist McDoctor: "It's over there, by your jointerism."

I am so sigging that...

[Sean Mirrsen]

When most of the raw types are stuck into the Travestizer, there's a high output of funny phrases that are impossible to think up a punchline to. I prefer to leave those out, because obviously some are more funny than others.

[WEAPON:ITEMS_ABOVE_STRUMENSIBILIZATION:25:2] - I can only hope to find out what exactly is "strumensibilization". However, it seems fairly widespread, as few items are above it.

[CHILD_BY:MASTIFIED_OFFICE:1080000] - There's a child by that office on the mast...

[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMS] - "Arm me!"

[SMALL:left fish with a NUMBER:BLACK_FLASTIC_3PART_GRESPON:RLA] - It's a small left fish... with a NUMBER!

[BEND_HARD] - Action blockbuster, the first of a quadrilogy. The plot is something about an office building.

[BENDERS] - Finally.

[ART:GUTS:FEATURE:120] - Nausea Fuel much?

[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.

[REAGENT:ANY_GRAY] - "Alchemy, my boy, is a precise science! Now hand me that heap of gray things, whatever they are."

[LEVELS_ABOVE_GREEN-YELLOW_GREEN_ONLY] - Not in proper RAW format. The hyphen should have been a colon.

[CP_COLOR_PATTERN:PUPIL_EYE_DARK_TUNNEL] - If you ever meet a person whose eyes are like a dark tunnel... run.

[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Them poor critters.

[TITAN_ATTACK_PRIORITY:MILION] - Yeah...

[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF] - Wha..?

[USE_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUND_IN_LEADER] - Use what in our leader?

[PROGRESSIVE_FREQUENCY:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1] - Actually, that's called constant frequency.

[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:ACCEPTABLE] - "I destroyed the goblin capital and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

Has anyone else tried some excellent Order 2 Travesties?
[REAPOINKABLANY_HUMBOLOVER] -HUMBOLOVERS!
[DUCKS:250]
[DOOD]
[DUCT:AND_WAR_FOR] -A war over duct tape? Really?
[KINKABLE] -An... uh, important tag for any civilization.
[MAKILL] -STOP STEALING MAKILLS!
[PRON]
[ARF]
Mostly gibberish, yes, but entertaining gibberish.

And some of the usual travesties.
[PERMITTED_BY:CAPTAIN:ALL:UGLY] -Being an ugly captain nets you special privileges.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACKS:2] -Only two blacks allowed in the fortress. And apparently, it is considered their jobs to be black. What a terribly racist tag.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE:HAIR] -Let the hair-pulling commence!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] -looks like Sean got this exact same one a little while ago.

[Ratbert_CP]

From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:

[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol

Urist McDubya?

[Ratbert_CP]

[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.

Immediately, my mind went to this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cruel Shoes

Anna knew she had to have some new   shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store.   Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."


"Oh,   you must have one more pair ..."


"No, not one more pair...Well,   we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."


Anna   interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"


Carlo looked   incredulous. "No, Anna, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes   are..."


"Get them!"


Carlo disappeared into the back room for   a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoebox. He opened the lid and   removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an   ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a   right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in   impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved   inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the   foot in place. Carlo spoke hesitantly, "...Now you see why...they're not   fit for humans..."


"Put them on me."


"But..."


"Put   them on me!"


Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down   before her and forced the feet into the shoes.


The screams were   incredible.


Anna crawled to the mirror and held her bloody feet up   where she could see.


"I like them."


She paid Carlo and   crawled out of the store into the street.


Later that day, Carlo   was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the   place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
 
From   the book CRUEL SHOES by Steve Martin--Putnam Pub Group (June, 1979)

[PTTG??]

From World_Gen:

[SAVAGER:5]
This map is way more savager than at least five others.

[TITATION_COUNTS:MOUND:0:0]
... One "L" short of craziness...

[MOUNTS:GLACIER:2016]
Reminds me of the Ice Giants.

[EVILIZATION]
Best new verb 2010, first place.

[RAIN_SIZE:250]
THat's some big rain...

[LEVATION_NUMBER:528:0:100:400]
Try it; if you say those numbers, you levitate.

[DRAINS:1:1:1:1]
This world... has DRAINS!!!

[NON_NUMBER_1:5]
Actually, I think this is correct. Five is probably not number 1.

[END_YEAR:2016]
That's ominius...

[ALLY_ERODE_EXTREMES:1]
I imagine having a friend with a compact but powerful sandblaster and a grudge against extremists.

From embark profiles:

[SKILL:4:ORGANIZATIONAL_AWARENESSFISH]
A very important skill, I'm sure. A fort is not complete without a legendary Fish Awareness Organizer.

[SKILL:6:SET_PLUMP:STANDARD]
Urist McImmirgrant, Plump Setter, cancels set plump; need settable plump.

[WEAPON:1:PIG_PLUMP]
If dwarves had guns, they would use them to launch pigs. Plump pigs.

[SKILL:6:DRINK:NONE:PLANT_MAT:SAGUARO:WOOD]
This dwarf has 6 skill points in, um, avoiding attempts to drink cactus chunks. Did he take a class or something?

[SKILL:5:WOOD]
O-kay...

[PET:DRINK]
A dwarf's best friend.

And finally, what better way to end than with this:
[END_YEAH]