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[ClayMonster]

siggs are evry where

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

Was looking at my Changelog for my mod and wondered what would come out of it.
ud/Gabbro/Amethyst men have vermin themselves have beetles
-Humans, Also layers
-Iron/Mud/Gabbro/Amethyst men have been the game, breakable
-Ported by the skull can now in nest boxes for assemblies, training

Alpha - Initial Release
-Plants added
-Koded. Pods with aproprate
-All organized
-Blood at age 12
-Some latering bracer
--Changed to "soft tissue"
-Blood and Pures need grades only combat.
-Made so now fill and AUTUMN and mayor
-Human, Elf, Dwarven clubs
-Geneforge playable
-Ported by be us chose the mility slow take 1-3 tough they hunt very scary with waterials are, brimstone, saltpeter and Wagons now ambush at will be machines, instead of the Lumbers can only combat moved
-Blood Beast a dupe nobles
-All organ tissues hopefully won't
Putnam, I never to be spellin (lol wut?)
-Humans given custom clother new flavour combat.
-Kobolds have a headshot a death bone Horror no tough bone horror no identites.
-Humans or gobbled, Kobolds
-New items altered Regen V5.0 to make a spells can breakable)
-Urk Dasha gone ingredients and Wagons (track) and care nobles
-All of but use pod, and wood at the creatures now produce 1-3 essence overflow)
-Made bones are now in the color of sometimes now, Digger new
-Various Cave 3 combat.
-Made Essence beeltes to make 1-3 essence potash, pyrite, but I council (9 shapers can now, Digger Items
-Damaging is now say (Dual)(s)(t) to live. I have a hardcore essence beetle Dwarves have law enforcement, just 1, allowing they hunt vermin like Pures.
-Kobold roles needed
-Fixed above renamed the craftshop
-Dwarven killing, or spells, and be can now as copper, show they make made so now ambush at the Tinkers for properations
-3 more (should never shape Control Boxes for easy alterials (not fully mayor
-Sanure's properations added
-Kobolds now, Digger does law enforcement and trees have the look of but don't make 1-3 essence pod, and Leader and Kobolds given custom clother does law enforcement, just attacks, and all trees have a harder at it'self building in and AUTUMN and Leader at the Screw Pump Well, and tearing in their VERMIN_HUNTER tag
Some of these made me laugh good, The "Putnam" was just funny

[Putnam]

You'd better not to be spellin when I'm around.

[Nyxalinth]

[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
[GLOVES:ITEM_PANTS_LONG:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_RARE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
[AT_SHOES:MOUTH] - foot in mouth indeed
[SWIM_SHOES:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[TOY_ANIMALS]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]  - fishing is serious business!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERWORLD_CAPITALCRAFTER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]
[PERSONAL_DISC]
[CREAKING]
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_TRIGGER:120]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOY:ITE_LEAN_CROSSBOW] - as opposed to fat crossbows
[BIOME:MECHANIMAL:ONLY_CONS] - don't see any pros to mech-animals

[EDIBLE_WHIP] - licorice?
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump her berry] - not going there...

These struck me as funny all over again.  Some comments:

[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]  Hey, don't be hating on my potash...

[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]  Tree: Hmm, now there's a toga you don't see every day

[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]  OMG MORAN ur god of boots and skirts , Hammo, doesn't exist!!!!!11111one

[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]  Oww, oww, my hands!

[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]  There's an election this year, so it isn't that uncommon...

[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]  It's a little know fact that Molag Bal worshippers favor the scarf as a weapon.
[/quote]

[Markus]

... Aye, the best ones are when you leave a comment on the Gems in the Rough.

... oh, and we need to Travisticate the biggest sig in the world.

[WillowLuman]

[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]

[EmeraldWind]

Playing around with the Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom mod.

S_WOUNDER_MODIFIER:1:SEPIA:1:BUFF:1:16]
[GET_NUMBER:BY_CATER]
[USE_THICKNESSION]
[MANNECTION_NAME]
[PROFESS:0:0:70:95:98:100:50000:102:102:100:33600:100]
[PERISM_FEETH_GROUP:BY_TART:BY_CATE:ALL]
[BLOOD:12]
[TISSUE_LAYER_TISSUE_LAYER]
[BEN]

aconvectiles]
[APP_MODIFIER:ALL] (Modify the apps, all of them)
[FLES:knuckleshing teet]
[TL_CURLY:0:70:90:130:130:500]
[TLCM_NOUND:1500]
[NOT_LIGAME:belome]
[CDI:WAIT_PER]
[CDI:FREEN:1:PART]
[IGNIT:BODY_DETAIL_PLATIONS]
[MENTERACTIVE_TEMP:100:1000:130:20000000:11500]

[MANNERACTIONALITY:GUTS:LOCAL_CREAT]
[TL_CREATURE_VASCULTIPLE]
[TLCM_NOUNTER]

[EQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD_HAIR:mask]

[PREFSTRIKE:HOT:GAS]

[MANNERISM_EAR:ears:PLURAL_SKILL:WRESTLING:tough, mushroom-like creature with the fireball attacks about and her weapon from both the being plant chomp:gianta]

[PREFSTRING:waddle hands]
[HAS_DOORS]
[ARENESS:2]

[PROFESSION_NAME:FAT:MUSCLE]


[CREATURAL]
   [TISSUE_NAME:TREE_ACTIVE_THICKNESS:1]

[CASTE_COUGHNESS:2EARS:NOSE:nose rubbery blazing that steal tissue:NP] (I guess it really needed that tissue.)

[IGNITE_ADAPT]

[jaxy15]

Gamelog from my heavily modified version, from adventure and the arena.

You hurl a duck down. - Poor duck.

You cannot travel until you leather dress! - I rope reed socked once. It was awful.

Generating ribs has lodged fiber cloak! - Ouch..

You hurl a ball of lava! - Wow.

History nerve hat falls away! - History nerve hat?

The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.

The Stray Dog latch on fire! - DOG NO

[Naryar]

The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.

hahahaha lol

the sheer randomness of it made it funny

also [ETHIC:ITEM_SOCK:DISABLE_FUNCTION:SEV:200:BY_TOKEN:THOUGHT]

[Guardian G.I.]

[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:KOBOLD]

[REAGENT:hammerdwarven alcohol" so we'll just used one, dropped "corinthian breath itself, used.

[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen extravagant desert scorpion venom]

[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL]

[PREFSTRING:propensity to inflate]

[PREFSTRING:stripes, of course!  Standard relatively large domestic and hunting in the mud when muscovite

[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:LIBERALISM:50:75:100]

[i2amroy]

[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL]

The funny thing here is that this is an actual material token that determines what does and doesn't piss off the elves if you try to trade it to them.

[Putnam]

The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.

hahahaha lol

the sheer randomness of it made it funny

also [ETHIC:ITEM_SOCK:DISABLE_FUNCTION:SEV:200:BY_TOKEN:THOUGHT]

No, the fact that you can imagine the event happening makes it funny. It's slapstick.

[dwarf_reform]

Life, Life, Life, Liberty and that all men are endowed equal, they and the pursuit of Happiness.--
We hold the pursuit of Happiness.--
We hold that among these truths to be self-evident, that these are endowed by the pursuit of Happiness.--
We hold

Truths to be self-evident, their Created by their Created by that all men are Liberty are created equal, their Created by that all men are Life, Life, Life, Life, Life, Life, Libertain unalienable Rights, their Created equal, their Creator with certa

Has go where strange no man has go where starship Enterprise. Its final frontier. These are the strange new civilization: the voyages of the final frontier. These are no man has gone before new civilizations, to boldly gone before.
Space: to boldly

the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to seek out new civilization: the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore.
Space: the voyages of the voyages of the strange new civilization: the strange no man has go where no man has go

A piece of Hotel California..

Place I receive.
 You like,
 But any time you can never leave! " said the door
 I remember, I was
 Running for the door
 I remember, I was
 Running fore
 "We are passage back
 To the night man,
 But any time you can never leave! " said the door

The Travesty Raven

Bust above my heart, and take the bust above my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
Take the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!"
                 Quoth thy beak from off my door!
Take thy beak from off my door!
Take thy form from out my heart, and take the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!
Take the Rave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my loneliness unbroken!- quit thy beak.

Travesticated Fight Club Rules

7th RULE: You HAVE to first RULE: Only two guys to a time.
8th RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB, your first RULE: No shoes.
6th RULE: Fight at a fight.
4th RULE: One says "stop" or goes.
6th RULE: If someone fight at a time.

I could do this forever

[Mustard Elemental]

May not be raws but I took the lyrics from "Bless the Child" by Nightwish and this is what I got:

One night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?

I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all

Seems legit

Is it strange that i am reminded of My Immortal?

[WillowLuman]

The Forgotten beast Eb/vony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way has come!

A pale parasite twisted into humanoid form. Its eyes are like limpid blue tears and it knows and butchers the names of all it sees. Its hair is streaked with purple. Beware its singing!