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[EmeraldWind]

Battlefailed TVTropes:

From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
        Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd

"I have no idea where anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the unholy abommination that bought time and safety for the other succession fortress for three entire fortress. Now, Hellcannon itself becomes this after the device above. It's doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to unleash an army of Eldritch Abominations to enter, Failcannon, Battlefailed.
         Strategia's notes on a brief scuffle with something to another dwarf was being taken over by Andreus' ghost. The joke stuck,

Robocorn wrote a short journal entry about how and F Bs have trouble naked.

Grand Theft Me: Andreus

Failcannon's Flooding with his marksdawrf along with his marksdawrf along with water to maintain consistent pressure, and a lot of the early stages of designed by a colossus with Queen Led, especially if you're a known as Stuzang.

Council of Angels: The Gods are portrayed as such a mess of Failcannon, the fort, and threw down his weapon. He beat the previous madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for three entire fortresses he player Andreus getting it. This became not only frequent but regularly release an enormous army of Eldritch Location: The Accursed Arena saw two miners trapped in a kind of hellish temporal stasis.

All Your Powers Combined: The Gods tend to do this when they wish to do something, results in several deaths and over a dozen forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up on the hellish coastline separating the Plains of Ooze from the sea) on the fort, but in the worst way possible for water or magma.

Nice Job Fixing It, Villains: A loose example of this writing, was in Turn 20 of Failcannon. We see what you did there.

Mad Scientist: Andreus II has spawned two sequels and gods of deaths and over a dozen forgotten beasts.
    The Chessmastermind who is became much he continue the awesome. Then some skeletal ogre. Gamemaster: The Foul One.
    Bizarrchitecture: By the third fortress for the side.
    Pointless Doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to be. Extinction-level events that FAILCANNON rigged to cocaine, with his barefooted Kobold invading goblin siege by killed; for supplies.
    Psychic overseer who may have saved the fired upon the awesome. Then completely inverted in the hellish coastline separating to another succession fortress. Now, Hellcannon began, Battlefailed...

[Pokon]

From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
        Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd

This is almost coherent!

[RenoFox]

Since my laptop has no internet connection, I decided to get the raw travestificator to generate entertainment on the fly. Here's some results, arranged into a more sensible form:

um of the serpent enemy cause and pus color arms

[BODY_LOWER:HEARANCE_MATE]
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
[MANOID:250]
[MULTIPLE:1:BREAST_PER:TOOTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HEAD:MOSS_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE
[GRASS_GROUND:hair]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MINTS:THICKNESS:50000:1350:90:90:100]
[APP_MODIFIER:JUTTINGULAR]

[NO_EARN]
[LIKE]
[INTELLISHAPINGULAR]
[PREFIX:NORMALE]
[EYELASH_WALLOWER:SKILL:SPINK][NOSE:HORN]

[ATTACK_FLAG_WHISKERS:SKILL:STANDARD_FERAL]
  [SELECT_PENETRATEGORY:HEIGHT:90:100:100:1000]

[BP_APPEAR:GUTS:THICK:BITE:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:ASS_SHAPING:NAIL]
[ASS_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EARANCE_MATE]
USE_TISSUE_LAYER_RANCE_MODIFIER:HAMMERATIONS] (sounds dwarfy!)
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD_INNAME:unicorn for aftsdwarf:hair:SINGULAR]
[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]

[BABY_CAST_BROW:EYE]

[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hairies]
[ATTACK_MODIFIER:RASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITHERER]
[MATERIALISM:LEARNED]

From the entity file:

[BAND_NAME_FEMAN]
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
[SPHEREWORK_EXAMPLE:baron leader captains]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DETENSION]
[PERMITTED_BY:BATTLE:NAME_WITH] (sounds like something that could as well be in game)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHER_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOAK:ITEM_ARMOR_COAL]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SUMMERCUSSION:NOT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_CAP:COMMON]
[ETHIC:AS_NEEDED_BY:GOBLIN:100]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PEWTER_WORLD_MAKER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SHIELD:BITUMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_MORE_FUN::SHUNTHINKABLE]
[MAKE_SEASON:UNTHINKED]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SOAP_FROM_LONG]
[PERMITTED_CAPE:DARK_EXILE] (gothy!)
[ART_BOOTS:GAUNT_MODIFIED_BREAKING]
[SHOES_ITEM_WEAPON]
[TOOL:ITEM_GLOVESTICK]
[ITEM_TOOL:ALL:UNTHINK:CREACTIVER]
[SPHERIOUS_DOME_RACKS:1] (sounds like a series of euphemisms)
[TOOL_RECEIVER]
[FLASK_TRADER]

[EXPEDITION:MAKER]
  [BRAG_ONLY]
  [PERSONAL_MACE:ACCESS]
  [PANTS_EXEMPT]
  [CULL_QUEST_BIOME:a baronesses cons]
  [CULL_SHORT]
  [POSITION:MAKE_SUPPORTED_JOB:HERE:JEWELS]

[TRIGGER_LEAD:EVIL_SEASONARCH]
  [POSITION:BRONZE_MAKER]
  [REST:COMMON]
  [REPERMITTED_DINING]
  [REQUIRED_DING:1]
  [PERMITTED_RACK_EXEMPTION:DRUMENT_FACE]

[SUCCESS_TRIGGER_FUN:384]
[SUCCESSECT_SAME_EVIL_HIVER:5:0:0]

So, it seems to be a civilization of hairy lizard people with moss for hair, who fight with their shoes and moustaches. They have multiple breasts, and the males can also bite with their appearing intestines. Eyelash wallowing is one of their skills, a dubiously useful ability done with their nose horns.

Their bodies consist mostly of pus, and can take a lot of blunt trauma.

Their culture has strict laws according the treatment of weapons, uses regular caps, and pants made of soap. Exemption of wearing pants is considered a priviledge. Capes are reserved for dark exiles, and boots are used for both art and warfare. They can use all the tools very creatively, but aside of glovesticks must obtain them by trading flasks.

The civilization is led by an evil seasonarch, who makes seasons thoughtlessly. She is also responsible for making bronze and resting a lot. Some ding is required, and she has an exemption of bustiness if her face is sufficiently "drument".

The expedition maker has a personal mace and a pants exemption. His position is only for bragging, and supposedly creating jobs for jewelers. The position has a height requirement.

[PTTG??]

I would totally play a game of Flask Trader.

[Gizogin]

The expedition maker is hosting a party, pants optional.
INTELLISHAPINGULAR

[Nyxalinth]

[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]


I like big butts, and I cannot lie!

[Pokon]

Since my laptop has no internet connection, I decided to get the raw travestificator to generate entertainment on the fly. Here's some results, arranged into a more sensible form:

um of the serpent enemy cause and pus color arms

[BODY_LOWER:HEARANCE_MATE]
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
[MANOID:250]
[MULTIPLE:1:BREAST_PER:TOOTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HEAD:MOSS_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE
[GRASS_GROUND:hair]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MINTS:THICKNESS:50000:1350:90:90:100]
[APP_MODIFIER:JUTTINGULAR]

[NO_EARN]
[LIKE]
[INTELLISHAPINGULAR]
[PREFIX:NORMALE]
[EYELASH_WALLOWER:SKILL:SPINK][NOSE:HORN]

[ATTACK_FLAG_WHISKERS:SKILL:STANDARD_FERAL]
  [SELECT_PENETRATEGORY:HEIGHT:90:100:100:1000]

[BP_APPEAR:GUTS:THICK:BITE:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:ASS_SHAPING:NAIL]
[ASS_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EARANCE_MATE]
USE_TISSUE_LAYER_RANCE_MODIFIER:HAMMERATIONS] (sounds dwarfy!)
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD_INNAME:unicorn for aftsdwarf:hair:SINGULAR]
[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]

[BABY_CAST_BROW:EYE]

[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hairies]
[ATTACK_MODIFIER:RASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITHERER]
[MATERIALISM:LEARNED]

From the entity file:

[BAND_NAME_FEMAN]
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
[SPHEREWORK_EXAMPLE:baron leader captains]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DETENSION]
[PERMITTED_BY:BATTLE:NAME_WITH] (sounds like something that could as well be in game)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHER_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOAK:ITEM_ARMOR_COAL]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SUMMERCUSSION:NOT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_CAP:COMMON]
[ETHIC:AS_NEEDED_BY:GOBLIN:100]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PEWTER_WORLD_MAKER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SHIELD:BITUMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_MORE_FUN::SHUNTHINKABLE]
[MAKE_SEASON:UNTHINKED]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SOAP_FROM_LONG]
[PERMITTED_CAPE:DARK_EXILE] (gothy!)
[ART_BOOTS:GAUNT_MODIFIED_BREAKING]
[SHOES_ITEM_WEAPON]
[TOOL:ITEM_GLOVESTICK]
[ITEM_TOOL:ALL:UNTHINK:CREACTIVER]
[SPHERIOUS_DOME_RACKS:1] (sounds like a series of euphemisms)
[TOOL_RECEIVER]
[FLASK_TRADER]

[EXPEDITION:MAKER]
  [BRAG_ONLY]
  [PERSONAL_MACE:ACCESS]
  [PANTS_EXEMPT]
  [CULL_QUEST_BIOME:a baronesses cons]
  [CULL_SHORT]
  [POSITION:MAKE_SUPPORTED_JOB:HERE:JEWELS]

[TRIGGER_LEAD:EVIL_SEASONARCH]
  [POSITION:BRONZE_MAKER]
  [REST:COMMON]
  [REPERMITTED_DINING]
  [REQUIRED_DING:1]
  [PERMITTED_RACK_EXEMPTION:DRUMENT_FACE]

[SUCCESS_TRIGGER_FUN:384]
[SUCCESSECT_SAME_EVIL_HIVER:5:0:0]

So, it seems to be a civilization of hairy lizard people with moss for hair, who fight with their shoes and moustaches. They have multiple breasts, and the males can also bite with their appearing intestines. Eyelash wallowing is one of their skills, a dubiously useful ability done with their nose horns.

Their bodies consist mostly of pus, and can take a lot of blunt trauma.

Their culture has strict laws according the treatment of weapons, uses regular caps, and pants made of soap. Exemption of wearing pants is considered a priviledge. Capes are reserved for dark exiles, and boots are used for both art and warfare. They can use all the tools very creatively, but aside of glovesticks must obtain them by trading flasks.

The civilization is led by an evil seasonarch, who makes seasons thoughtlessly. She is also responsible for making bronze and resting a lot. Some ding is required, and she has an exemption of bustiness if her face is sufficiently "drument".

The expedition maker has a personal mace and a pants exemption. His position is only for bragging, and supposedly creating jobs for jewelers. The position has a height requirement.

To the Raws!

[Serrational]

My first travesty for a while - Norton, YU NO LET TRAVESTIFICATOR WORK.

Here we go, I decided to travestify some random things - iron man, ant man, flesh ball.

This was part of it.

[CREATURAL]
   [CASTE:GAS]
   [ATTACK:KICK:KICKNESS:GENERAL]
   [NONE]
   [SELEMENTERRANEAN_LEART:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:ELECT_PERB:punches]
         [BODYPART:BY_CATE:WORKER]
      [ATTACK:BITEMPLATE:GAS]
   [TISSUE_NAME:LAYER]
   [PREFSTROYER_UND_INFECTION_NAME_ATTACK_SKILL:FLESH:MUSCLE]
      [MAXAGE:5:8]
   [NO_SUBTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
      [ATTACK_PENDOORS]
         [BIOME]
      [ATTACK

Then I added in helmet snake and green devourer...

LUNGS:HEIGHTIN_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID:frozen dead man:iron.]
         [SELECT_CATE_NAME:LIQUID:frozen appear und ponds of a dragon.]
      [TL_CREATURE_MATE_NAME:helmet snake venom]
   [CE_STROYERS:CREATURE_MAT_SNAKE]
      [STATE]
      [ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
         [TL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE:FLESH]
   [DESCRIPTION_PERC:10040]
   [ATTACK:BITEMPLATEGORY:HEAD:BLOOD_TEMPLAN:HUMAN]
      [SELECTIONS]
   [BODY:INSECT_LOWERB:bite:bizarre man gas]
      [SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL:LOCALITY:MAIN:MOUTH:2WING:SEV:50:50:PEACH:1:1]
      [ATTACK_SKIN][NOPAIN:STARTBODY:1]
            [ATTACK_VERTEBRAIN:STANCE_SHAPE:GAS]
   [CASTE:PUS_TEMPLATIONS]
   [NO_THICKNESS:GENETRATIO:5]
   [CHILD_BODY_SIZE:100:RESTRINK][NO_SLEEP]
      [ALL_ACT_PENERAL]
      [ATTACK:PUNCH:BODY_DEVOURE_CHASM]
         [SYN_AFFECTS]
      [SELEMENTS:BRAIN:FAT:BLOOD:BLOOD_TISSUE_STRICTED]
   [STRIKES_FROME:queen helmet snake venom]
   [BODY_SIZE_DIZZINEW:SINEW:SINEW:200]
   [HOME:iron made of rathe ends of teeth.]
   [CAN_CHASM]
   [USE_MODIFIER:SCALE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATERIAL:HAIR]
   [NAME:green dead ant woman]
   [COLOR:6:0:1000]
         [FEMALE_PRIORITY:MAIN]
   [CLUS_TEMPLATION:A men:iron man:antmen:queen rathered iron tanned
   [CASTE:GAS]
   [USE_MANOID_ART:BY_CASTE:BLOOD]
   [CART:BY_TYPE:INSECTIONAUSE_MODIFIER]
      [FREQUENCY:100:PEAR]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLATCH]
   [CREATURE_MAT:MUSCLE:SINEW:200]
         [MAXAGE:40:60:0:20000000]
      [TLCM_NOUN:chitin:SIZE_DILUTES:NONE]
   [BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATCH]
   [BIOME]
   [BODY_DETAIL_POISON]
   [CAN_WATERIAL:STATE]
   [BODY:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE:1:2]
   [POP_RATION_PERC:10]
   [PREFIX:NONAL_CREATURE_MATERIAL_CREATURE:FLESH:MUSCLE_TILAG_CASTE:DRON]
   [UNDERGROUP:BY_CATE_TISSUE:ICHOR:6:0:100]
   [BODY_DEPTH:TENTS:ORGANIC:IRON]
   [USEA][NO_THOUGHT][NO_SLEEP]
   [CE_MATE_NAME:iron man]
      [ATTACK_PREFSTRICTED]

Not much in there, apart from [ALL_ACT_GENERAL]. That made me crack up...

[WillowLuman]

Put my mod creatures through, got only gibberish, except for this gem:

[CAN_SHRIMP]

[firecrystal]

Took the earliest raws available and ran them through:

creature_large_temperate:

[GRASSTRAMPLE:'B'][COLOR:6:GOREST_TAIL:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD:bite:bites:1:1] -- Fear the Gorest, it's tail is humanoid, and bites.
[FAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:HEARS:NOSE:2] -- Apparently it also has a fat neck and hears through its nose.
[POPULATION_NUMBER:2:0:0][NATURE:FOX] -- Naturefox, Starfox's long-lost cousin.
[POPULATCH] -- If carp ever get this tag, all of dwarven civilization is just screwed.
[CREATURNAL][PETVALUE:650][BENIGN][MEANDERER] -- I've always wanted a benign meanderer.
[BIOME_MARS:NOSE_CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:4] -- I guess martians have compound noses.

creature_ocean:

[BIOUS] -- It's not even amphibious. It's just bious.
[AQUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARL] -- Who's Earl?
[SMALLAQUATION_NUMBER:3:7] -- Smallaquations are much easier to solve than largeaquations.
[NO_WINTER_NUMBER:3] -- Brought to you by dwarven numerology.

matgloss_plant:

[DRING] -- The sound a mug makes when you hit it with something.
[SPRINK:dwarven wheat][NAME_PLURAL:plump her ber][NAME_PLURAL:kobold stalks] -- Sprink! It's like a drink, but springier.
[MATGLOSS_PLANT:GRASS_PLANT:GRASS_PLANT:WEET] -- Cave weet?
[SPRING:story][NAME:bloated histing shape] --If I ever encounter a bloated histing shape in my farm, I'm backing away slowly.
[DRINK:tuberries] -- Bet you can't drink just oneberry.
[EXTRACT_BARRY] -- What's that, Lassie? Barry's trapped in the well?
[NAME:kobolden sugar:6:0:0] -- Are kobolden the German version of kobolds?
[TILL_VIAL] -- I think it would break.

creature_birds:

[NOT_BUTCHERATER] -- I should hope not.
[BIOME:blue jay:blue jays:orion] -- Space blue jays.
[NAME:30] -- You hit the 30 in the 413 and it flies off in an arc number.
[BIOME_ANY_TROPICAL_MOIST_TROPICAL] -- I don't particularly care, as long as it's tropical, moist and tropical. Oh, and get me something tropical.

creature_large_tropical:

[LARGE_ROADLEAF] -- What the elves build their streets out of.
[CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
[LARGE_ROC] -- Run away!

[PTTG??]

From the latest raws:

[IRIS_EYE:EYE_FROME:duchess of feeding ther bucks]

[SEARANDING:gibusilk.   It laments wees] - So do we all, Raws, so do we all.

[US:OVER] - Worst possible text message.

[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASSTRAIN] - The pokemon steps aside, letting a freight train flatten the enemy. Grass type only.

[SHEART] - N. Something abundant around Feb. 14th each year. Used in ways such as "what a load of..." or "eat...".

[CASTE_NAME:rams!] - Note: Rams! brand name owned by Sheap Inc. Member FDIC. Not affiliated with "sheep". Rams! takes no responsibility for incompatibility with existing flock.

[NAME:bookkeep underground its predators.] - Cave 7, alcove 14a: contains... let's see here... 4.2 lions accumulating interest of 3 falcons per week.

[BENDING:war hatch]

[ITEM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

[NAME insect all bent the generous confused 110]

[BUILDING:strength.] - Yeah bro, gotta build strength. Gotta do reps, bro.

[INSTRUCTURAL_POISON]

[CLUSTER:SKIN] - eeeeughhh

[GEM_SHAPING:wattlesnakes:giant impala]

[CREATURE_VARIATION:A small of feline women:giant fluffy tail of an in and camels:one-humped camel carcasses:giant coyote.] - Sounds quite varied.

[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose wood]

And we end today's review of the intriguing with a wonderful place to visit, but not, perhaps, to live:
[BIOME:GAS:boiling maggots]

[Guardian G.I.]

[FREQUIRREL]

[USE_BODYPART_FACET_MODIFIED_IN_LEATHER:CAPTAIN]

[NAME:opossum Ministrator:tax collectors]

[OCEAN:1:BURNS]

[BABYSNATCHERABLE]

[CLOTH:COMMAND_EXTREME_RACE]

[KILL:BITUMINOUS_COIN_DESERT:1]
            no site that can echidna.]

[POPULATION_SCOURGEON_MAUL]

[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_COAT:COMMAND:2400]

*** ethics copied person with jagged snakes well as were anything, they are manyak - Josh B

[EGG_YOLK:LIQUID:rattlesnake forests of an adder.]

[ABUSE_BODY:QUAD:10:soldier:soldier:soldiers]

[Sean Mirrsen]

[NAMORLA] - The Submarinerla!

[EMBEDRILS] - A whole level worse than tendrils.

[BODY_DESCRIPTION:BRAIN]

[NAME:druped by the gences]

[ATTACK_PRODUCTURE:GIZZARDS] - I never want to be anywhere near a creature whose attacks producture gizzards. Seriously.

[BODY_DEPTH:TOOT_LOWER]

[BIOME:loon what pent man:wren't goesn't bars:reindeepy cave of the helmet has the magma mons] - I have no idea.

[BENIGNEOUS]

[EDIBLE_COLOR:150:100:110] - Hm, reddish grey. A little bland, but not too bad.

[ETHIC:GRAY:100:1] - A lot of ethics are in a gray area nowadays.

[HEAD_GEM_HAMMER] - Given the lack of any gem cutting (or indeed most other) tools, this is likely a given.

[PTTG??]

From just books:

Bee Bee [NAME]
[NAME]: Birach
Vicionderyonernalternabrinces
Losed
[NAME]: Prore Timise Anctorld Prach
Coublesticiplainced [NAME] and It Haver [NAME]
The tort Life
Better The [ADJ] In [ADJ]
[NO_ART_NAME] Full of [NAME]
Deathways to [NAME]
Uncanny [NAME]: Pring Practice
[NAME] Ever [NO_ART_NAME] and Glory By [NAME]: Could It Be Common Sense [NO_ART_NAME]

[EmperorJon]

[CURRENCY:GENDER]

Buying things here will cost ye more than an arm and a leg laddy...