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[Baron Baconeer]

Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.

We. Are. DOOMED.

[jaxy15]

[ATTACK_SKIN] - Shed your skin and beat the enemy with it.

[GETS_INFECTIVE] - Sometimes gets a syndrome.

[BODYPART:GUTS:LIQUID] - Liquidated guts.

[REMOVE_BRO] - Prevents stuff from having two male children. And/or removes Bro Strider. I dunno.

[BIOME:olm which pales] - Lives in an olm which pales in comparison to something.

[HOME:giant made ogres his toad] - ?!

[CASTE:CART] - Exactly what it says on the tin.

[DESCRIPTION:A start you cave to the gender wing] - ?!?!

[ATTACK_COLOR_ART:GUTS:LOCAL_TEMPLATION_NAME:nose the spiderground toothem.  It hand is rese blacedwarf:boiliar und.] - What. The. Fuck.

[Person]

Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.

We. Are. DOOMED.

Don't worry, it's probably a blunt weapon, and we all know how good adamantine is at that. It all depends on how much ☼Menacing spikes☼ it has.

[jaxy15]

We need to make a creature that can insect with a loud bark.

[Vorthon]

More TVtropes travesties!

• Medieval Stasis: Word Of God says that operately represent, unliving creatures can have received itself in his left arm. - What the hell?
• It's just about and decorating in raiders, while rage in insanity. - I think this pretty much sums up the game
• Kill It With Water: It's complex hybrid of the ______-Men are just one again, which is rapidly find a small percentage of your least forever. Apparently fatal immolation about any living eyewitnesses, and on the single Specimen Species has. - Wha?
• Abnormal attack you. Do not to make a mistake someone's skulls, fistfuls of women giving rid of to get off to keep that as justice by means that caused by full of zombies and less like it when explodes into his attack strength, going to Fire - Because DF's just that awesome.

[jaxy15]

[TRAPCOMP_ENOURMOUSTACHE]

[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGEAMMO:ITEM_TOY_PUZZLEBOX]

[PANTS:ITEM_TOY_MINIFORGE]

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]

[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]

[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_TRAINER]

[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]

[ETHIC:TORTURE:OLM_MAN]

[ETHIC:MAKE_WAX_WORKER]

[TRANSLATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN]

[WEAPON:MAYOR]

[RELIGION:MAKE_TRAINING]

[EGG_WHISKERS]

[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kicks out of its eyes:PLURAL]

[NAME:fairy:fairy:fair tissue and red iron.]

[STATE_NAME:whale shark pup:beauty]

[CASTE_NAME:elephants:elephantom spiders of them earthog pig's milk]

[BIOME:SWORD_SHIELD]

[DEMAN:fisheriff:sheep cheese]

[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling fish woman]

[Nyxalinth]

[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]

  Someone needs to draw this!

[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:gore:gorest.  It have swamp.  It lives in ground a prey found, handed hold liquor as some a billy of a poison with this also steelhead of the high mouth.]

Sounds like something you'd see on engrish.com

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

[TRAPCOMP_ENOURMOUSTACHE]
...
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
...
[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]

[ETHIC:TORTURE:OLM_MAN]
...
[TRANSLATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN]
...

Plain and simple LOL!!!

[Haspen]

BUNP.

Where are unicorpions :c

[jaxy15]

[BP_GROUN:boilizzly with the huge, redator]

[BIOME:bluefish made or its naturessigned can grays> found to swall with a hoovery]

[GETS_WOOD_NAME:FEMALE] - The creature's wang is named female.

[BIOME:man]

[PANTS:ORGANS:LIQUIRED_STRIGGER:SPINEW:200]

[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:specific fly]

[Nyxalinth]

[BIOME:man]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...

BIOMEMAN!

[Xen0n]

I just clicked on this thread after seeing "MOUSTACHE" in the title.  I didn't know what it was about, started reading the first post, and literally burst out laughing and had to sit down.  I still have absolutely no idea what this thread is talking about, whether it's a functioning mod, text randomiser, or what. 

What I do know is that apparently I'm so far gone that reading an internet forum thread listing random corruptions of an ascii game's base code is enough to get me laughing hysterically. 

I... I think I need some time alone...   

[Ghills]

Welcome to the insanity!    It's actually not in crazier than most humor - regular jokes just establish a pattern and interrupt it in culturally-acceptable ways. This is the same thing.  And it's hilarious.

It's the DF RAW files run through a text randomizer - the one linked in the first post.

[Guardian G.I.]

[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]

  Someone needs to draw this!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

SHITTY DRAWING SKILLS ARE SHITTY

Also, some travesties:

Signite Bowdwarvelocity.  If you donkeys:baby:dwarf's lifts up of burnt string:king, slime.]

[INORGANS:HUMP] — 

[AUTOBOW] — A high-tech version of an ordinary bow, from a high-tech DF universe.

[LIGHTMARES]

[OBJECTIONER] — Is it a Phoenix Wright reference? No, it's probably not.

[ITEMCORPION_GIANT_EXILE] — Oh, not again...

[MINING:brutalilty clicks] — Urist McMiner has gone berserk!

[IGNEOUS_COIN_DEVOURER] — Must... resist... urge to suggest an idea for an offensive megabeast...

[SWIM_SPEECH:elf.txt]

[DAMAGE:600000, buttresses]
   This gives outpost of years (first rightwinged bull.]

edit: More travesties:

[VARIABLE_GIANTAXEBLADEBOW]

[SHOOT_FREEZER]

[SHOES:MOUTH]

[ENTITY:ALTRUISM:0:0:161]

[FLASH:NO_RACE:APPALLIGATOR]

[CHEERFULNERALD]

[BIOME:DEMANDED AGATE] making, lumpy bodies to terrify item.

Alluvian punctural penetrahedritic vermin where.]

[DO_NO_RACEGLOSSULATIVITY]

[PUNISH_HERRY]

[NAME:Elfin man.  Thought after humpets][ADJ:quare:spiring:cavies:chite][DISPLAYED_OUTDOORS]

[Haspen]

From my old mod:

[BP:FB:front kidney]

[BRAIN:GUTS:THROAMINGERSONAUSEA]

[HOME:efreet:efreet:efreeti:efreet:efreeti:efreet:efreet] - That would be a lot of fire-breathing...

[LAYERING:masterman:lobsterman]

[COLOR:6:6:6] - The color of the beast >.>

[PREFSTRING:mastermen:lobstermen:lobstery in crafting] - Again with mastermen/lobstermen I see.

[PREFSTRUMENTAUR:2]

[ATTACLESH]

[EXTRAPAVOID] - Trapavoid with something extra