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[UristMcDwarf]

[BRAG_ON_KILL_PLANT:64]

oh man urist, did you see how I ate that prickle berry?

[Haspen]

It's time for Powergoal travesty!

# PowerGoal105, MONUMENT TO THE DIE?, (Future): You escort. He waned, and the servants to you are ground and twist you telling it in a miracle, as murdered hair. The place of Aa has no longer are is assassing the province of Zanding of the expansive year old, and say the job wheel the crowd and turn the assassin vision with a black gather. After many haved. Looks, the rope. The ratman, whipped again.

# PowerGoal92, ZOMBIES AND REPERCUSSIONS, (Future): Your money!". You have his brothers. Shangris a knife told triests a schism in the crowd and push the to be a poison, you down foraying to dead his brother. You and eat strength. You can see the airshaft high up from an escort. He say that strength. You kill it swall, hurting dragon. It is elevated again.

# Powerful acids in a schism in the cold in the scepter.

Huh?

# PowerGoal114, IS THAT A POWER GOAL?, (Future): This grows in a words and win. You sucks in easily. Your lifests and whine, we see. The gnomes.

Oh, wow, what?

# PowerGoal125, SPEAR OF THE TREE OF THE OWNER?, (Future): You respond, "We're order."

# PowerGoal110, LEGENDARY LIAR, (Future): You are blames beforth referry, witness, so them the slime and eat you and are and ones.

NTRANCE DEATH DRIVE, (Future): Your companions abandoned, but the elf and Offrox meet gnomes.

It's almost... plausible?

PowerGoal128, WAND THE OWNER?, (Future): You catch a parasitic disease, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, (...)

Nobody likes parasitic diseases...

# PowerGoal142, GO KING PLAYER, (Future): Your henchman Gerbis, eaten.

# PowerGoal137, YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL OH YOU ARE THE WRONG BARON!, (Future): "That's not alert you are road. Your commander guards. The newly built monument-issue skull of many bolts into the gods. The Goblin King from a map which is to a prayer to a patrol assumes everyone listen!" Soon a fore enemy is to the direction of Midnighteousness and hidden in two pieces an army is to a peasant, and hidden in two pieces and younger brothere a guards. The for all walk to they do not alert your peasants into steal it to talk down location, a prayer telling down belt.

# PowerGoal180, BATTLE...", (Future): The troll stant corpse of deep they wake you exhale your sword!" and falls up his hand were the filth that you drop it. The troll with his raises you are the Order town's ring his goblin in the other. As your disease ritual practiced them to cry, but sliding the guard appointed diplomat arrior is face from his opponent the Heavenly Lady, as you bow before.

# PowerGoal153, THEY DON'T HELP MUCH, (Future): The tavernight strikes to flutter.

It sure doesn't help much.

[Sean Mirrsen]

What happens when you travestize the TVTropes page and the powergoals together? I don't know. Lets find out!

"PowerGoal 54, OFFICIAL CATTLE RUSTLER, (Future): The farmer draws a lot of people. They also be Superdwarven Elaborate Underworld. You uncover there, the goblin raiding parties, but it's still in alpha — but it's still "discovering is so unspeakably Bad Ass they can bodily fling Goblin squads led by smashing weapons."

"    * Insistent Terminology: I lost had four suture up their wombs. Pretty much everything. It's just one example, and anything." - suture up the what?

"PowerGoal 53, MESSALA, (Future): Your evil swamp. It resembles a squad to bug out. If there are all immune to traps, and cats. It's not there. He traveling the real world, so he can foresee what it takes him come in very hugely averted. The aforementioned silent gods) and goblin wrestling. "Gouge left eye with worryingly accurately need another as co-designed to the game, keep that if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap them from a demonic enemies: or anything."

"    * Punched Across The Room: Happens is Dwarfs get covered in world-gen." - Help, I'm covered in world-gen!

"    * Made Of Iron: Internal organs, so piercing a dwarf to come with a drawbridges on the fortresses and undead and screw pumps allow you killed in workshops made of fire, it just as easy to accidentally, BRUTALLY averted in a sea of bones, damaging that there yet — it's technically still broke within five minutes." - Dwarves pierced with drawbridges, killed in workshops made of fire... what the hell happened here?

"    * Failure Is The Only Option: "Losing is so unspeakably Bad Ass they were going to see the community Page."

"PowerGoal 45, MEET THE CYCLOPS, (Future): You join up with magma." - The Dwarf embraces magma! The Dwarf uses Magmabeard combination attack! It's super effective! The cyclops fainted.

"* Space Compression: A dragon bone. Dwarves who live in wooden items! Not only that, but the land." - not sure about the bone, but dwarves living in wooden items definitely fits

"PowerGoal 145, ULOK ONLY CONSUMES THE SPIRITUAL PORTION OF THE UNIVERSE WRITTEN ON IT. Including fingers and a wracking in organs with a couple of punching a magma pit, in workshop, murder dwarves have been toned down for long. The swine flu can keep him down for drinking before the kitten around and catch some rays until the troll child out from underneath him, hard enough time the title screen is loaded."

"    * All Myths Are True: There's your goddamn dwarf. You want a dwarf noble called the Hammerer, whose only your hand as you might die from blood loss or infection."

"         o In previously even get the ability, which will ram it through the extremely difficulty Levels: No direct hits to unarmored heads are involved: "The War of Ignition with some weird morals. The vanilla game already has elves, who find it unthinkable to this game and you escape."

"PowerGoal 180, BATTLE BUFFET, (Future): You use your dwarves have high musical instruments, not very effectively; buffing the stadium's coming attractions like levers located close to the wound goes septic. You dip into and explode into every single USB drive."

"PowerGoal 182, PLAY DEAD. IF THE ATTACK OF THE VERMIN, (Future): You start dreaming in ASCII character notes 'Ultra-Mighty, Perfectly okay with eating the saved game (though the brain and is talented at running a furnace and bleeding heap." - Perfectly okay with what?

"PowerGoal 83, DENIED ENTRY - THE PROPHECY!, (Future): The five year old prince is going to get the ability of giant eagles to increase the kitten around compound fracture and trying to a swift death." - Giant eagles can increase the kitten around the compound fracture!

" * Violation can happen to your dwarves at random."

"PowerGoal 81, JOURNEY TO THE LARDER, (Future): Your ferry is the Holy Day of Karnak. The peasant spits on the most cost efficient medical options in the fortress' policy."

"    * Wave Motion Gun: To a lesser extent, Ballista bolts made of ice." - Now that sounds fun

"* Wave Motion Gun: To a lesser extent, Ballista bolts made of fire, and so on." - And this sounds awesome

"    * Tunnel King: Dwarves can swim in it." - Sounds like a beer advert

[Guardian G.I.]

TvTropes + PowerGoals:

"All Trolls Are Different types of alcohol, though...yeah, those might be hallucinogenic."

"You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Dwarves do not like it (assuming tiles are 10 x 10 liquid levels in size, as they get something more than a fantasy game. In Adventure Mode, you can only use them as blunt instruments, not very effectiveness."

"Bizarrchitecture them, and melting" cobalt (or aluminium from the children."

"DF2010 added genetics to the hospital and activates when they install a floodgates."

"Feel No Pain: [NO PAIN] is a token often found in more alien creatures in the middle of a hostile wilderness."

"PowerGoal 70, MUDSLIDE, (Future): The two princes, friends from steel thanks to the organs are all flying, magma-proof, drowning-proof building-destroying Urist McDwarf cancels Y, interrupted by a clump of magic to be found ruling over population wave."

"Actually, parts or subsystem Damage and kill three more to boredom after guaranteed to hit and due massive bleeding outside during world gen by anything from the nearest cliff in fear"

"Our Goblins to literally worth of content, and another positive note, once your bookkeeper is assigned to drown nobles."

"Version 0.31.01, two years in the temple with water and copper."

""Hey, come listen!" Soon a crowd gathers are not presented with greater degree than carp, as they got fixed."

"Lava has it's own high-level programming language that's trivial to pick up"

"PowerGoal 75, SONG OF DREAD, (Future): Goblin realm again."

"Clock Punk: While not a canonical part of a success of creating a new Matrix, called Cacame Awemedinade, the only envision a Catapult Nightmare Fuel."   

"Dwarf Fortress wearing adamantine armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor is Nigh Invulnerable"

[Haspen]

"Lava has it's own high-level programming language that's trivial to pick up"

"Clock Punk: While not a canonical part of a success of creating a new Matrix, called Cacame Awemedinade, the only envision a Catapult Nightmare Fuel."   

Sigg'd.

[Scaraban]

alot of those made a scary amount of sense

[Guardian G.I.]

A few more travesties:

Particularly memorable resulting in death into accounts stay accurately representation of the goblin, a dwarf fortress can be like the animals. Eventually made all of the sacrifice before attempting to the local Elven ghost prevention mechanisms, twenty years, they make it to the head with a full Direct X support.
—As seen on the Bay 12 Forums

"He walked off enough to punt the animal has a minimum value of 1 per unit, even random items dropped by a thermonuclear power generating it on the merchant to the sky."

"PowerGoal 142, GO KING GO!, (Future): The five year old prince is going to reward you for anyone who's ever read The Lord of the Lord Of The Rings-esque "you dug too deep and unleashed a horribly weak attack over all 3 subcategories (mammals, "scaly" and avian) from "Tig... "

"PowerGoal 160, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, (Future): You pledge to the fortress Will Be Nuclear."

"The bad news: Dwarf Fortress, the physics' is very fortresses are slower, easier to deal with."

"Annoying Arrows: Brutally, BRUTALLY averted in the mines, and demons!"

"PowerGoal 137, YOUR CASTLE WAS EASY TO FIND, (Future): The five year old prince of Zandibar because your wrestling. "Gouge left eye with right hand" "

"If not our universe, than certain Forgotten Beast syndrome from Dwarf Fortress: Histories of women giving birth to puppies while their humorous nature."

"The *wooden bolt* hits the goblin army but all wildlife in the future of the Pokemon universe of the elaborate Underground."

"Lava affects creature some sort of lighthouse, that were practically lock an elf becoming submerged."

"PowerGoal 77, YUCK!, (Future): You tattoo yourself, you repeatedly making Let's Plays, na... "

[Nyxalinth]

No travesties with the new raws? Here, allow me:

G:TANNA:150:BAR:NONE:NONE]
   [WEAPONSIBILITY:RENDER]
      [HAS_MAT:HONE:NONE:NONE:LYE]
      [HAS_MATERIAL:ONLY_CONTAINING]
[ITEM_C]
   [REACTION:PRESSED]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:SPIKE]
      [PANTS_GAUNTAINE_MAT]
   [ETHIC:KILL:GLAZE_CITY:REMALE:VIOLERATOR]
      [DOES:ITEM_FORCE_ELECT_TROLLABLED]
   [REAGENT:ITEM_FOOD_SHOES_SOAP_FROM_REAGENT:pastead of improduct, if you want tallow is <chance>:<populationsorthwhile soap from tallow is example).

[REACTION:MAKE_POP_NUMBER:1:BAR:NONE:INORGANIMALE:queen container]  That's what we do with those pesky nobles now: stuff them in the new clay pots!

G2]
      [PERMITTED_BUCKLERATERIAL_FROM_SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_TOOL_HOLDER pot]
      [HAS_MATE]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:DYER]
   [BUILDING and SPIKEDBALLOWED]
      [BUILDING:KILL:SMELT]  Yep, that would do it
   [REACTION:PIG_IRONZE_MAT] Pig Ironze is a new metal!
   [NO_EDGE]
      [DEFAULT_PRODUCT_DETALLISTARTIFIER:2:20000000]
   [SKILN:CUSTOM_PACKSMITTERRATER]
   [EMPTY]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:FIRED_JOB:THRESERVE_REAGENT:glaze:1:GLAZE_MAT]
   [BIOMESTILL:KNAPPERMITTED_JOB:ANY_RAW_MAT]
   [CONTAINIFOR_BRON_SPEARLASTERIAL_REAGENT:tallow:1:ROCK:NONE]
   [SUBSELECT_DETALL:POTTED_J

REE:HONE:NONE:NONE:NONE]
      [HAS_MATIVE:GEM_ARMOR_BRIDGE_PLAND_EXEMPTY]
   [BUILDING:PUNIC:KILL:GLOB:CAVE_REACTION_AXEBLACKSMITTED_JOB:NONE][EMPTION:LIQUID_MATERIOUS]
      [HAS_MATERIAL_FROM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE]

[REACTION:MAKING]
      [REAGENTING:SOAP_MAT]
   [NAME:make soap from paste]
   [BUILDING]
   [ETHINKABLE]
   [INS:honeycomb]
      [SIEGE_ENT]

[billybobfred]

PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT, (Future): You are the hounds.

And then Urist was a dog.

[Sean Mirrsen]

[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPTION:CAPTAIN]

[DEFAULT_SITE_TO_COKE]

[ITEM_SHOES_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE:FLY] - Local creatures flying in chausses! It's unthinkable!

[DO_NOTRAP] - One letter missing. "Do not trap"

[POPULATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN] - Punishment man!

[TRANSLATIONED] - See this.

[EDIBLE_COOK] - This guy, almost.

[SHEAR_FRACTURE_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE] - Indeed.

[IS_STONE_CARETAKER]

[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:2160]

[GENDER_TRAINING]

[USE_ANIMAL_PESTLE]

And finally, [SKULKINGDOM]

[Guardian G.I.]

31.19 raws:

[ITEM_WEAPON_PROVES:ITEM_WEAPON_KILL_ANIMAL_WORK

[CP_CHILD_BOXES:'.':','] - 

[DESCRIPTION:A medium-size of its steelhead tree]

[BP:L_CHILD_NAME:bugbat:giant tooth:upper leg:STP]

[SAPLING_STRIKE]

[STATE_NAME:bullhead, it will shark]

[MINIMUM_SIENNA:1:DARK_PENETRATIONS]

[POPULATION:A large_tundreds occurs bee rotting knifefish canine:STP]

[BIOME:bumberry wate]

[SYN_INFECT_EXOTIC]

[POPULAR]

[BODY:MOON]

[BIOME:rossium-sized hight bars:PLURAL]

[BIOME:GAS]

[AQUADRUNK: - Drinking too much water makes you aquadrunk, so beware!

[SOCK:BITE] - Ouch!

[CHILD_BOW]

[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:bumblebee walking goat's milk]

[DESCRIPTION:A medium-sized feet predator, buttern.]

[GENERAL_POISON]

[ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarven wiki

[PREFSTRING:busy native creature.]

[NATURE:TIGERFISHITE]

[EmperorNuthulu]

[BODY:MOON]

I assume that's the raw tag used for very fat people.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Or Sokka's first girlfriend. ("that's rough, buddy.")

[Vertigon]

[DO_NOTRAP] - One letter missing. "Do not trap"

I don't think anything's missing. "Do not rap", a statement with which I wholeheartedly agree.

[EmperorJon]

[NATURE:TIGERFISHITE]

Sigd.