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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #345 on: November 24, 2010, 03:04:14 pm »
[PROFESSIVE_YIELD:1] Ehh?
[PREFSTRIKE] ...
[COMPRESSIVE_STYLE_UNIT:BERRIES] Ummm... I don't wanna know...
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[BODY:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_TEMPLATE:1:IRIS_EYE_COLOR:ALL_SOLID:frozen
pus] wtf?
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #346 on: November 24, 2010, 07:57:33 pm »
[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPT]

[BODY_DETAIL:FRONT]  Dwarves aren't very good at descriptions.

[REQUIRED_BY:DUKE] Mandates.

[DO_NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL] Dun be takin' that pentagram engraving >:C

[REQUIRED_STANDATE_TYPE:CAVE_DIPLOMATS] The kobold diplot is here to see you.

[PERMITTED_REACTION:BOOKKEEPER] We need a bookkeeper,  go smelt some books.

[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE:BIRD_EAGLE_GIANTAXEBLADE] Not something I'd like to meet.

[POSITION:CAPTAIN_OF_TEMPLATE]

[COLOR_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Usualy modifies them to blood red.

[PERMITTED_REACTION:A large rodent levels your fort needs to navigate them. LAND_HOLDER_TRAINING:1] Wut

[REQUIRED_DINING:250] When you mod a snorlax into DF.



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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #347 on: November 25, 2010, 09:14:36 am »
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_MAN] I just got a mental image of dwarf with a cape with a capital 'P' on it...
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINISTRATEGY] This should so be a real job in df...
[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Don't you think being pummelled with a spiked ball is a bit of a harsh punishment for lying?
[ADVENTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE] Ehh?
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_BEARD_SHORT] 'tis the sign of heretic dwarves!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:TAX_COLLECTOR] This kinda makes sense...
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] Hatpants!

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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #348 on: November 25, 2010, 10:02:35 am »
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[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] Hatpants
Actually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #349 on: November 25, 2010, 10:17:20 am »
Quote from: Deon on November 25, 2010, 10:02:35 am
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[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] Hatpants
Actually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.

Wouldn't that be panthats? Think about it. Hats that are pants are hatpants. Pants that are hats are panthats.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #350 on: January 05, 2011, 01:33:59 pm »
[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPT]


Seeing as I have worked for years in either telesales or customer service, I would love to have this tag :D
« Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 01:35:55 pm by Nyxalinth »
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #351 on: January 05, 2011, 02:47:27 pm »
[ETHIC:TREAKING:PUNISH_SERIOUS] What?
[ETHIC:KILL_ENT:SHUN] Yeah... killing Ents is bad.
[ETHIC:ASSING:PUNISH_CAPITAL] True. You shouldnt ass people.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORMATTER] This formatting sucks... the guy who made it should be tortured.
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #352 on: January 06, 2011, 02:41:57 am »
Nonono... [ETHIC:TORTURE_FORMATTER] is a guy who says stuff like this:

"SO, you still won't talk, eh? What if I gave you THIS wedding invitation?"
"NO! NOT PAPYRUUUSSSSSS!!!"
"Don't forget to read the address!"
"ARGH! COMIC SANS!!!"
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #353 on: January 06, 2011, 08:23:52 am »
[SPHERE:FAT:NECK:1] [REMOVE_MATE]

Fat guys don't get chicks.

Edit: Using own raws is hilarious.
[HOME:bearave blob flying creature_subterly gent?]
[ATTACK_PREFSTRING:extraordinary bird we men:walrus mentle]
[REMOVEMENTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS]
[STRIPTIONS]
[ATTACK_SKILL:FAT:MUSCLE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STIC]
[MEAN_COND]
[SELETON_NAME:GAS:frozen spitbat pups]
[HOME:bling spitbat surprising spoutercap venom]
[TOY_PET]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TREE_CAPITART_FACE:10000]
[SELECT_SIEGE]
[LIKE]
[SELECTORTURE:FISH_MAKING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_FAT] My fat is my shield.
[HELM_HELM:ITE_POP_SIEGER_PROGRESPON:PEWTERRIOUS]
[WEAPON_DOME:GLASSAULT_SYMBOL:ALL:NAME_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUN]
[CULL_QUESTIC_PULL]
[ETHIC:TOR]
[HELM_HOOD_SHIELD] That doesn't work!
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PATROPHY_SAPITART_BIOMEST_HUNTER] For all your sapitartbiomesthunter needs.

I don't even.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 08:49:03 am by Baron Baconeer »
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #354 on: January 13, 2011, 11:08:56 pm »
Quote from: Baron Baconeer on January 06, 2011, 08:23:52 am
[REMOVEMENTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS]

that's for when the Jeepers Creepers Demon visits your fort...
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #355 on: January 14, 2011, 08:44:21 am »
[REQUIRED_DINING:PUNISH_SERIOUS] isn't that taking 'unfortunate accidents' a bit far?
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE] I've got little people living in my facial hair!
[PUNISH_CLEANER] Someone has hygiene problems...
[SHIELD_SHAPING:NATURE:OLM_MAN] Okay then...
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION:BRONZE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE] We don't care that you're the king, you're going to make F##KING bronze!
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] *giggle*
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #356 on: January 14, 2011, 05:11:12 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on November 24, 2010, 10:34:45 am
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_MORNING]
For best results, make from highwood.

A nice mixed source, taken from the master file of some home-made mods:

[NAME:creaturer Training tablets]
[CONTAINS:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITION]
[GENERAL_CHILD:100:1:'-':' ']
[CAN_USE_MAT:PUS:LOCAL_ABILITY:1:NONE]
[BUILD_ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_TABLET:GET_MAT:PUS:PUS:LOCATIONS]
[BIOME:Suture_reptiles.txt Add cave turtle after workshop 2. Define and somewhat unpleasant.]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SURGERY]
[MAX_EDGE_ACQUISITION:BONE_DOCTOR_TRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH]
[REAGENT_TRAINING:NONE:NONE:GET_MATERIAL:HAIR]
[PERMIN]
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Re: RAW travesties: "[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]"
« Reply #357 on: January 14, 2011, 09:03:21 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on January 14, 2011, 05:11:12 pm
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITION]

These are completey normal tags, except for the lack of additional (and better) numbers on the length modifier
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Re: RAW travesties: "[ATTACK_SKILL:SURGERY]"
« Reply #358 on: January 14, 2011, 11:02:14 pm »
[creature [BLOODTYPE:0] [POPULATION_NUMBER:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:MAI[/pre] [FAT:NECARNIVORE][ATTACKFLAG_WITH] err...
[CAN_SPEED:700] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERABLE][EVIL][DIFFICULTY:2][CREATH][FIRE] He's cheerful and evil!
[EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERM:100] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] The god of death and fire lives on a glacier?
[BOWMAN_NAME:strangler:sea serpent hatch:snakemen  Makes sense if you've seen Leviathan

:blizzardman] [SPEED:700]
[FAT:NECARNIVORE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:1:GORE][SAVANNOT_BUTC:stabs:1:2:BLUDGEON][COLOR:7:0:1000]
[FANCIFUL][ENDINGDESTROYER:25:50] [PERSONA  Ending destroyer, I've seen movies like that...


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Re: RAW travesties: "[ATTACK_SKILL:SURGERY]"
« Reply #359 on: January 15, 2011, 01:07:00 am »
Quote from: Nyxalinth on January 14, 2011, 11:02:14 pm
[EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERM:100] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] The god of death and fire lives on a glacier?

http://www.gwar.net/mythos
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