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[Sean Mirrsen]

Entities, mineral templates, stone types and next_underground all together in an order 4 travesty:

Starts with weird right away:

creature the its body is found hands. It is for human spray poisons] - very nice.

[FRIENDLY_COLOR:ALL:SKIN] - From an in-world perspective. If your skin color is the same, you're a friend. I guess racism was already noticeable among DF races, this just pushes it a little farther.

[REQUIRED_RACE:APPALLISTABLE] - I almost read that as "Aballistable"

[ARMOR_TUNNEL]

[ATTACK_FLAG_THONG:COMMON] - the many stories of adventurers beaten to deaths by their own thongs...

[ATTACK_VERB:snatches and in animal was 15 to 37 MPa in large consort] - An animal was what? In whom?

[ETHIC:TREES:5] - We know who this is from.

[CASTE:ALL:UGLY] - This too. Hint: it's not the same race as the previous one.

[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHILD_BUILDING_POINT:105:110]

[BENDING_GUTS:ORGANIC:TORTURE:70] - Ow. Owowowowowowowowowow...

[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:CLUSTER_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] - Clustering toes for fun...

[Sean Mirrsen]

[ATTACK:BLUNG] - I envision this huge hollow metallic club. BLUNG!

[USE_RIB_TRUNK] - Now ribs have trunks... or trunks have ribs?

[EMBER:BLUNT:100:slash:slash:lash:slap:slap:slaps:flail:STP] - What kind of demented combo is this?

[BLOWERBODY:RCP_SECT_TL_GROUP:BY_NAME] - Blowerbody!

[CON:A ting its be FLIPPER] - Dat ting, it's be FLIPPER!

[CAT:FOOT_MATEGORY:MOUTH:2WING:propenemies:beetle axe:training rib:STP] - Foot in mouth collection. Beetle axe, indeed.

[Urist Imiknorris]

[USE_RIB_TRUNK] - Now ribs have trunks... or trunks have ribs?

An elephant wielding a dwarf's rib?

[Sean Mirrsen]

[ENVIRONMENT:METAL:EVIL] - Some kind of death metal world?

[NUMBERYL] - A mathematician's treasure.

[SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_KILL:100] - Again with the shoe throwing.

[IS_GEM:pipe of the LANDS]

[PUNISHMENT:METAL_ORE:GOBLIN] - I love how it sometimes acknowledges the true things.

[INSTRUM_MAN] - Wields the great power of music. But with great power...

[RESPONSIBILITY:ACCEPTABLE] - ...comes great responsibility.

[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMERER] - Is that a hammer in your pants, or are you just AAAH, MY HANDS!!

[SHOES_CHAUSSE:UNCOMMON_DAGGER_TRIGGER_LINKED] - Now that's a classic assassin accessory.

[IS_GEM:jelly occurs with chromium - Chromium Jelly? Metal Slimes were bad enough...

[EXPORT:ANY_WETLAND:3] - Exporting wetland? You what, go over grassland and pour water over it, then sell it?

*** ethics consort] - Was it an F word? No wait, only three letters. Hmm...

[ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS:COMMON] - Skirt-shaped moustache?

[USE_MALE:baroness confused from bituminous first consort] - O_{_}o

[Bohandas]

[ENVIRONMENT:METAL:EVIL] - Some kind of death metal world?

I think its the world described in this song by GWAR:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

("METAL METAL LAND", by GWAR)

There's a place so very far
Most favored of the worlds
That are missed by Gwar

We can get there
As long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up

There's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze

A place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land
Nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal flies

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All their father's proud

Metal, metal land, metal, metal sea
Metal metal air
Metal you and metal me

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Heavy metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land
Every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no light

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is rock
Everyone is in a band
Ever girl sucks every cock

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your car

Bullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speed

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal

Filthy hair and dirty faces
Flying V's and swords and maces
80's hair bands are still hated
No false metal tolerated

Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast

Metal up your fucking ass
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal grip

It's metal man
Here in metal, metal land

[Bohandas]

Lol when i first saw this i thought it said raw transvestites.[hehehe!!]

So did I!

[Bohandas]

[ETHIC:EAT_SAND] - But I don't want to :<

" That there is a song with a message. And that message is that you need to think about the starving people that gotta eat sand to survive. Sand ain't got no nutrients. I know, cause I eat it constantly. I got zero energy, I cough all the time, my diet's bad and..." -Meatwad

[S_WORD:BARBARBALL_ENT_KING] - Barbarball, King of the Ents!

Perhaps a relative of Barbarella, Queen of the galaxy?

[ETHIC:EAR] - Umn.

I think this tag controls the behavior of eccentric artists

[SWIMSY] - Oh gods, cutesy DF.

Its like whimsy, but underwater...

[Sean Mirrsen]

[BASIC_MATE_NAME:oriole] - Nice name for a mate.

[SHOES_FROM_LOWGUN] - Huh?

[BIOME_ADJ:spore ther belowers] - Wha?

[ATTACK_PERMITTED_INFECTED_BEDROOM_ROBE:COMMON] - Hate to sound repetitive, but wtf?

[DO_NOUN:skin:molted ands of blob:captain deepy creepincreen:ameth. It lones]

[Bohandas]

[ATTACK_PERMITTED_INFECTED_BEDROOM_ROBE:COMMON] - Hate to sound repetitive, but wtf?

If I recall correctly, that's how Hercules died

[Tirin]

I took DF's TVTropes page and fed it in. I think my favorite was

The Giant Cave Spider can't adopt cats.

but there were other good ones, at Order 7.

everyone in a pear tree would melt when caught in the way

Urist McOblivious goes to die in dressmaking? Nothing but can clutter your nobles.

While rage increase your fortress will have to soap the elves that kills your entire body

Still pretty damn good armor you choose their pets can be sharpened to a puddle and Superdwarvenly Tough'

also population is balanced on the edge of volcanoes.

you can throw his molten metal into his attacks long before they can ambush a hapless low-level programming language

This nonsense is the wisest thing said of DF.

Do not taunt magma

[Haspen]

I want to sig everything.

[Sean Mirrsen]

More of the same idea - it's almost more fun than the raws!

Some critter jumps on a very repetitive in wooden wall... or any even they are still murdered, disemboweled, hacked even run-of-the-mill focus all being Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence to be "Uninvited Guests."

"Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence" is the fate of many DF adventurers.

Your dwarf cancels swing pillar...

...cancels what?

Even more depending on it, freezing survivors begin discreetly marching in the entire body parts, which will ram it through an enormous deal of torture before causing your fortresses make use of repeatable cave-in traps.

This thing is bloody hilarious XD

It's not implemented in the extraordinarily large velociraptors.

Even the small ones aren't implemented that well, if I do say so myself.

And, as mentally floods, used most impression: A dragonbreath can cave spider, RUN. RUN AND NEVER FUCKING LOOK BACK.

Spider-containing dragonbreath. Yes, I think I'll do as instructed.

The game is a highly trained squad of Cave Adapted dwarfpower.

Hilarity Ensues, often.

Indeed.

Elephant population will re-emerge, and use poisons for totems, which may affect only certain veins of metal

Did this thing just predict the end of the world?

Losing is the inability for fatal immolation Of Common Sense

In other words, you lose only if you cannot apply magma.

Unbreakable things by dropping babies but dropping babies out of steel war hammer-users can get a lucky combination that gets even the game's physical properties including 5 elephants and may promote the Good Bad Bugs.

Seriously, I love this thing. XD

Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu's Backyard?

I believe that's called "colonizing Hell".

[Dermonster]

Lava Is Boiling out a baby

The game reproduce solid rock and personality building-destroy, making it will shoot up, kill an Elf?

About the "next version, materials to make the most likely to engage in insane, colossal projectile weapon traps, which are ridiculously hard enough.

Lava Pit: Players love these, especially in droves because incredible edge... and then store it everything by throw his goblins actively fireproof.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Thrown objects- even socks- will often include a lot more Squick... o It's common practice to take these, especially consider them "evil", although the latest version, stones have a melee weapons such as nobles and their wife was eaten by elephant population with magma streams.

For instance, have no nudity taboo, and also only change their clothes when they hit heavy resistance and/or drowning the population cap can bring, while giant cave spider, crossbows out of steel and cross-train their way.

The lengths a dwarf will go to just not to change his clothes...

Retired Badass: Better make sure you didn't retire any of your dwarves, who will immediately proceed to attack you autmatically acknowledged by everyone around kicking ass with your bare hands and thousand years, where you can take down anything.

Badass.

Or in simpler terms, accuracy is only trumped by Rule Of Fun and balance out at 'happy' because you killed the Hammerer.

* Dug Too Deep "Horrifying screams come from the dev log...

Snow Means Death: Metaphorically and literally unkillable with just a ballista, and people going on rampages in Adventure Mode with just one example, in the 40d version, a dwarf could swim around in lava, burned, agonized, with the aforementioned Kill It With Ice

... O_O

"The War of Ignition was waged by The Imperial Fells
on The Council of Lances. One of them are sitting down."

Description Porn: Happens sometimes dwarves as being "strange creatures are rather lacking in organs and blood loss or infection.

edit: I'm not sure how "accurate" this is, but it manages to catch that scent of chaos that surrounds Dwarf Fortress:

Dwarf Fortress, and in the 2010 version adds even more details, now include Roman Empire and Fallout and Zombie Apocalypse total conversions and hundreds of thousand years, where you can come in very handy - any weapon can still beat up kobolds as mentally retarded, yet lovable humanoid creatures ever so slightly less in the lower body twice, his guts weren't put back inside in the neck while the dabbling surgeon did this... then again... our poor patient again, while they're surrounding environment if enemies: or anything.

edit2: Now this is just creepy.

* Lord British Postulate: See the Community range from a temporary minor dizziness to causing bad smells that draws a lot of time then come back with a different effects, each of which may affect one or more body parts before they die from being creepy.

edit3: Sci-fi horror flick?

This fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.

[Bohandas]

edit3: Sci-fi horror flick?

This fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.

Well, that first part looks more like something from an attempt to write a crossover fanfic between "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "Red Dwarf"