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[Nyxalinth]

Bored, so it's time for a Travesty! Using NBC's Hannibal tv series.

My horse in you just smells like social Agent

Will forts in you to a post

Hannibal Agent you just smells

Will hangs your skull to you

he is in the phone

That ship on the phone

That smells like sociopaths

Introduce your skull

Did your skull hang up the phone

I'm special agent hang up

[Dunamisdeos]

I have taken various famous politically stupid people and/or speeches and travestificated them today.

Enjoy these cherry-picked excerpts.

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Spoiler: Series of tubes!!! (click to show/hide)

Industry wisely provided for the Internet. And, it get home and your house tubes can sign up and that order you do is your message internet for in other we take, and what the into through the Internet is not going that you don't understand what we've got.

We've got it got a big truck.

It's a service is you order, but you get home and its going for streaming to support staff at 10 o'clock in your house it, this one situations across that in Alaska, but you pay for in Alaska, but your movies want to go that you had to gets puts internet staff at 10 o'clock in other day and I got tangled up and you counts of they use FedEx. They use that's immune the internet and in these this sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the Internet started with a consumer.

But, when you charge is free. Right?

But, where. But, the internet.

It's what you can order your own personal internet, you can sign up with allowing on to, on the delivery service is not a service that you and guess what tubes can be filled, where for the Internet was services. They use it, the mail.

I just dump somethings the Internet?

Spoiler: Various Jack Thompson quotes, only mildly more insane than the source material (click to show/hide)

Of course I'm right! I've been on nation of Manchurian Children in this country since polio.

I am a one-man violence government to do this.

Once the industry will finally get it. Either that, or some video game is not rocket science.

I'm winning the game against rocket science.

Once the Terminator, he's a video gamer is going to be administered by the war against Rockstar

Grand Theft Auto IV is the First Amendement

I am a one-man violence and looks like the Terminator of criminal prosecutions of violence and sexual depravity

I am a one-man violent video gamer.

No one has trained a national tv now about 100 times. Obviously the First Amendement protects me.

Spoiler: Dan Quayle, former VP and crown king of this sort of thing (click to show/hide)

I am not having it. It isn't polls.

I stand the word sums up probably the next frontier to blame former Soviet Union. Space program. We are on an irreversible to enter tomorrow.

I am not part of NATO.

The American Samoans verbosity leads to be explored.

I believe we are canals, we run the end.

It's wonderful to blame. Who is to blame.

Mars is essential ballistic missiles are ready for the word "potato', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but that could talk about in this century.

And we're going to have been the missle attacks. Ballistic misstate of Chicago.

"We are canals, we all right!" --"correcting" a student

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.

"We are the Soviet Union's history. I means we can breathe. I have the same orbit .

"I believe we are really in the solar system."

"You all phonetically very wasteful. How true that may or may or may not going the polls."

"We are a part of NATO, we run the killings? The killings? The killers are leaders of the solar system."

You all the space is water. If oxygen, that may or may or may not withstand by all the world of our... of the missles.

"We are a part of Europe. We use space."

To underscore the point about Mr. Quayle, one of these quotes is unaltered.

[ZM5]

I've been messing around with the travestificated wild animal populations recently again after having modded in more stuff - came across a few that are strangely coherent, a weird mix of freaky, funny, creepily awesome and what-the-hell.

615 abyss of then
181934 skullheads
2031 cave crabs
4603407 flaye-ayes
1412 rot men
1898 pain men
16790 crystalbats
1464 gorebirds
8761 tidal nymphs
99 fungal men
850 giant white men
222 pyre men
15112 wild brutes

A few other ones, less coherent this time.
930 bull spiders
96667 exes
1635 jaguana men
186 bloodmongers
908 bog men
3864 fly dogs
802052 plague swans
515917890 king corpse men
2039 blackbirds of the rises
13760235 wildkinkies
1487658843 stalkers of snailisks
7980 molten gorebats
220990892111 ana wyrms
348384 vile men
850 giant white men
64 spider eels
1318182 mana men
7788 pond giants
16 hell men
274 apelephants
881 beetlesnakes
64 spider bear men
583 mandeads
788283 helmetrolls
783 malignators
10 skelekks
10920988 king men
And finally:
3307 dire worm white men

[Eric Blank]

Better watch out for those wildkinkies

[ZM5]

Better watch out for those wildkinkies

Especially when they get nanoboosted by the ana wyrms.

[TheFlame52]

I'm more concerned about the spider eels.

[Paxiecrunchle]

I wish i had been here when the thread was new.

[exdeath]

"RAW travesties: Teaching Neural Networks to kill us! "

I saw this name and assumed this thread would have a neural network trained to play DF.
Too bad this is not the case.

[Paxiecrunchle]

I'm more concerned about the spider eels.

I am curious about the plauge swans.

[ZM5]

I'm more concerned about the spider eels.

I am curious about the plauge swans.

I should make a new travesties volume whenever I'm done working on some of my other stuff for the next version.

[Eric Blank]

Since the world needs more terrible things, here's some terrible things.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

hump hered men
   250 giant oceloths
   1694 giantoms of grines
   1876 gazelle men
   7337 duckles
   1700 giant waries
   1750 giantis
   18923 wren turtles
   1728 giant octopuse gazellyfish
   396 languins
   25 alli
   8333 hamels
   3622 aconsters
   7544250 slug men
   2393 gupping squire men
   Unnumbered giant leopardinges
   264758902 kakapo
   381517 rutes
   4500 blue men
   126 giant snowy owl men
   2418 Beasters badger men
   920 littles
   2308 giant bullheads
   99679 giant king coelackle men
   10 jump horns
   10196569 giantise stoads
   18 Beaster men
   496561 lionsters
   Unnumbered lovet stificats
   Unnumbered-wing spers
   95557621 giant oriole
   2428 parrorses
   398 nosferats
   924 giant albats
   264758 monarcoats
   2812 giant sea seals
   401640 amelect racudas
   9257 wombas
   5535 harks
   23623 hipmunk men
   198 nosfers
   18254625 herrins
   174616527 kes
   99679 giant porcupingers
   19154 dinals
   88 gracudas
   1981 grey men
   391415 gray giant cond camels
   15828 bullheads
   3128 jump hon snail men
   924 giant worm men
   1656569 giant raccoon men
   218760 giant polar men
   5531 gibbonsters
   15233 mountain men
   1131280 wart two-legged output toating squirrels
   3 giant kes
   6887 monged pangoos
   8718 grime
   230395 Amphibiant men
   484538 Dwart frogs
   35670 elephant wren tamant roachesus men
   240 bluefish
   42128 pangolind card men
   19651 nose men
   24144 grizzards
   702768 white stoats
   295 Amphibiant ice
   22344 narch buzzards
   4621 but
   231 goat helmet white stork scorpions
   55805 oriole mengurse men
   442 grouperhead thrips men
   5229 flying turtle men
   65812 giant graccoonsterflies
   794 hedgers
   42 bara men
   1010 gigators
   144 nautiluseshoe crocodile men
   21 Paklaraked wild bluejay mander men
   794 polar men
   10735 giant hipmunk men
   24364 rhead stoats
   1177669 giant snappingsnakeets
   34632 iguanaconda men
   224492 macaques
   9787 giant bobcats
   130 giant bro men
   264750 giant caverings
   733 giant leechidnas
   1226611 blinders
   1131694 hedgers
   31019656 giant cas
   374517 sperewolves
   925733 giant ayes
   451 black men
   2142061 ana moon men
   616527 porcas
   9989 giant men
   1876 text the toatiels
   3627368 gila mots
   70278 vampreys
   30 cockated men
   17586 giant snakesty leons
   39619100 aards
   113 ech men
   232 iguar bears
   11104519 giant sloth men
   1279572250 unicorpions
   1042 graccoon men
   157003 cas
   420696056 bloon darthogs
   1111111 rain tuna
   5644 giant orcasshoe crocodiles
   295 barks
   7905 giant kangur men
   2010 octopuseshoe crabs
   1307203 giant capuchins
   447 blins
   7980 slot monarch
   190 pengs
   32460 glas
   7 soles
   9989 grey barn owls
   140 giant grab men
   31724 girafferas
   56985 Vutches
   189232233 great macaque spotters bandeer
   5 blobster crabs
   Unnumbered geeserpenguins
   100 giant leopah
   99679 giant hon men
   374 impalamping squid men
   4047 witchligatorks
   794 lobs
   1620 levelves
   5500 sloth bushmasked lorioles
   50 shares
   31280 buttlefish
   20 hoary mantis
   747586 giant gray gianticks
   6 giant roachered snowy owl mot monsters
   232 peach bears
   165250 pikeet snakes
   168608800 molemarlins
   38832974 boary men
   7225 hamster mole
   2748 rhesus mambas
   182 hale spiders
   1073518 giant rave to men
   20798 nightwing guppine men
   102338 giant vulturtle men
   250944 devils
   58 mongfin gnats
   21876 steam devils
   220 mons
   24300 aardinges
   2581 cas
   442 harks
   Unnumberers
   684536 greys
   26 clows
   199 giant ostrels
   98980 grays
   1217 gibbonobos
   5 roachesus mako mot mako moonsters
   570 chinoceros men
   50 ant eagles
   Unnumbered blins
   3623 giant lorills
   48 blizard giant blue sters
   7156466 mangoes
   16 giant oney bans
   4469229 elk butted bears
   951 giant macaque jelles
   1828 harks
   117 wolvesty hers
   18738 Dwarine frogs
   36 giant rattlefish
   283 vamprey panded camel men
   144 ice
   Unnumbers
   998 ches
   16 saltwater mons
   2563 giant reind capybarn owls
   38752 camelect rats
   32 blacktip red blue jaguars
   154 giant men
   480 giant moon darks
   6 giant sparas
   12761 anole men
   25 musses
   50 blobs
   21 gians
   Unnumberers
   696 giant oney pangars
   7548 giant head snakes
   Unnumbered squirrels
   467400008 Elvethe Trave longoes
   256708 great witchlights
   11776 giant porcassowarthorns
   105250 jumped knifefishrned geckos
   828 vulturtles
   1333 giant lion magma moon tamaries
   1516 gibbons
   305596 dart tor lizzly bears
   1298238 brutes
   11042 giant roach men
   202458 caven trave lood giant gres
   305 leople
   26 marine firefl6991 giant hoar bear men
   956 pikeet men
   1257 whitetis
   866 lungry men
   1621 giant axoloth men
   46458 giant bonsted owl men
   6051 giant great whisperch men
   540 harks
   9338 Komes
   2145 maries
   7051 adder mons
   69492 pengurs
   15 lampire impalassowary men
   2294 pered chinchidnas
   1197 mons
   4788 greezingoes
   958752 basking spongels
   10423 giant tiger men
   30528 giant imps
   1104 freen deer
   140 ostrichers
   18 giant lion troses
   9870 monarch
   Unnumberestrichesus men
   512 giant iguars
   10503 giant tor men
   6064 giant elect recluseshoe crabs
   6689 king turgeonster men
   8501 oceloths
   216 armot men
   1981 chimpala men
   4503 giant crawlers
   150 giant tortoises
   51214 giant baras
   11523 giant lynx men
   477895186 giant snakesty hedgehogs
   1835 devils
   1073518 giant iguanacorpion dark scorpions
   10 hark men
   28 giant spongoes
   466 giant nautileat mons
   446926 giant lorioles
   47787 giant mambas
   10 crocodileat men
   3623 giant cockals
   17669 giant reat raccoon tures
   8760 mango men
   2748 giant gras
   174 boar buttle men
   558902 oceroses
   338 loat hagfish
   28 giant leople
   88 giant liquitos
   865 maringes
   391392 giant horned cinded geckos
   2361 nautilesnakes
   5055968 white spiders
   150 parakes
   144477 camel men
   5 red cave sworms
   239369751961 giant mengutans
   2225 monitor peafowls
   22947 chamels
   2010 puffalcondas
   71824056 ters
   214 giant greys
   124492 peros men
   1673 anas
   99679 giant jackbird muskoxen
   6735323 grouper monsters
   4519656 Carp seals
   59724 giant mots
   1726900 giant snakestrelshads
   17663 cassowart thrips
   3259 reepy crabs
   612 giant vulturtles
   36689 kink men
   283 giant macaque men
   4191008 poiseshoe crab men
   7 leons
   Unnumbered tuna
   533 giant cheet manda monitor ligator men
   5500 blue stortfish
   283 giant opos
   33510 crabberewolves
   42 giant oney parraccoon snowy owls
   4646740395 men
   19257 leonsters
   425 panded output lizard men
   16527 knucks
   23048 ravers
   758684538 hamelect ratfish
   5806 gianths
   102061 yetises
   355 men
   613240 black rabs
   1333 oposs deer
   256 porcas
   123341 giant great hoppers
   6 gigatortfins
   283 vamping turers
   512142 great waries
   2947 barn floaches
   26290 waries
   38750 cave bans
   207 two-humpered freef shark scorpies
   6389 kinks
   723 hered caves
   36 pikeetahs
   62808 pongnolls
   20113440925 albats
   924 giant rhin magpies
   269229 dings
   563 cockated trout
   21700 grey bears
   17270635 axolots
   108806 giant camels
   2024560 giant great mosquirrel men
   18607203 bons
   4191 oceloth bees
   844596 devils
   1750 giantain gorillas
   1385 giant peacheet salmonged cave falcond cards
   11795721 giant ice imps
   190 lizard snails
   1500 balli
   35670 stor littles
   736 red witchlights
   141 skinge requids
   760 giant ocean snaked blin goat men
   26 stoads
   16569 red owls
   434274 gibbonsters
   613240 giant wolvery heads
   6385 Vutchlights
   71825462 spider beavens
   3100 horned snail men
   28 gree falcon trave stortoise sharp sea nettles
   7794 hedger men
   269229 elk beets
   24300 purrine frog men
   174 brutes
   108 rattles
   163059 oney bees
   Unnumberegrime
   2458 hamsels
   1620 king ture men
   122 acon men
   638 Komes
   3990 giant ostrichesus men
   525 axoloth bushtits
   16937 giant oney pangolins
   25 paras
   510 batrose spider men
   5739 snails
   128 paras
   202458 giant rain men
   8 kestrich bees
   3240 ostrels
   366860 rattles
   Unnumbered cave frog men
   891 lion tapirs
   48 brows
   844596 giant snow
   Unnumbered hoars
   207 Reptileat mon
   1995 Amphibiant mangar beet whales
   1100 hornbill sharks
   343 Humangoos
   3338 gibbonsters
   21876 giant velverins
   Unnumbered wolf men
   5972410 mongolin gnolls
   1570 flying coelackle men
   1298238 lovethe torks
   24300 blind giant minks
   271 giant worms
   1072036 lamarmadiles
   40 gianticks
   60 manguins
   7712 turgeonsters
   4503 giant men
   9 chares
   Unnumbered earthoney balligant gras
   25280 giant poison men
   203 camel men
   6569 ovebirds
   33329823 loundhog men
   4393 grountacle men
   125670 moundhog men
   25678 giant recluse men
   6549 two-humped gecko share impalas
   84 giant crocodills
   120 giant coelack-handas
   4216 alli
   8800 walruse stortoison mole
   363 giant lightwing turtlefish

/edit - a lot of them were just normal critters so I deleted them

[bloop_bleep]

I lol'd so hard at "giant octopuse gazellyfish."

[ZM5]

398 nosferats

Bloodsucking, deformed, pale rats. I like the thought, would be a nice evil biome critter.

[Bortness]

220990892111 ana wyrms

220 BILLION?!?!

[Eric Blank]

It turns out you can fit a lot of worms in there!