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[Nyxalinth]

24 giant snail elves
23 furbold

We really need to get a thread going for modding actual RAWs of the site_pops travesties. There's a lot of potential in this I'd think.

My votes are on those two, especially snail elves.

[Eric Blank]

personally appreciate the evilkineafowls and peakcrackbirds.

Its like birdmagedon all over again

[Dunamisdeos]

So, I work at a call center. Because time and the bare-faced horror of American culture unleashed without consequence have ground us down to bitter, powdery husks of who we once were, we keep a list of funny/awesome names that cross our desks.

I fed these already amusing/super cool names through the travestificator.

---
Doming Chadrabbler
Holycheence Chitz
Diamondy Diamonopoulos
Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Coulos Shiter
Storm Bro
Canket Boliday
Cher Drabbler
Chence Ching Chitz
Indiamonopoulosius Shingo Eagle
Jesusy Toucan
Lord Crick Bong
Thas Shitricket
Shiter Awkwarcuse
Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Cheeseborough
Stong Chitz
Chengo Garzantord
Pully Polly
Cricket Frabbler
---

There were many more.

[TheFlame52]

STORM BRO

[Nyxalinth]

So, I work at a call center. Because time and the bare-faced horror of American culture unleashed without consequence have ground us down to bitter, powdery husks of who we once were, we keep a list of funny/awesome names that cross our desks.

I fed these already amusing/super cool names through the travestificator.

---
Doming Chadrabbler
Holycheence Chitz
Diamondy Diamonopoulos
Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Coulos Shiter
Storm Bro
Canket Boliday
Cher Drabbler
Chence Ching Chitz
Indiamonopoulosius Shingo Eagle
Jesusy Toucan
Lord Crick Bong
Thas Shitricket
Shiter Awkwarcuse
Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Cheeseborough
Stong Chitz
Chengo Garzantord
Pully Polly
Cricket Frabbler
---

There were many more.

I work at one, too. Hail, fellow csr in the trenches!

My favorite is Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum

[Haspen]

Jesusy Toucan

Toucan that can turn water into wine ;v

Best buddy at parties v;

[Nyxalinth]

Nyxalinth was bored recently. She completed a fine set of travesties recently, using her name, her friend's name, and their fandoms (Devo and Hannibal tv series) mixed with Toady's updates.

sarah yet to recover an artifact or a kidnapped citizens of fort  --Another citizen of fort needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

successfully jerry started child  --He admired a fine paternity suit recently

Working. I have bob2

The bob anticipated a war with a nearby human civ

still  in a war with a nearby human tavern

suddenly sheila interruption  --I cancel work: interrupted by me. It was inevitable.

Okay, hmmmm, not as expected. Let's try again.

[DUTY_BREW]  --Dwarves not doing what you tell them? give them this!

can 'players' designed Ruin Assault

DO_NOT_APPALL

can also use SCHONG

 [PETICING]

[SHOES_BROKE]

[COLON_CLOAK:1]

[TOOL:BRO]

[UNDEAD_CANDIDATE_MUSICAL_BARN:MUSCLE]  --Featuring the hit song "Grr, Arrgh, Brains!"

[STONED_HUN]

[LEAN_A_HIVE]

[SKILL:UGLY]

[PUNISH_COLOR:7:0:1]

[OCEAN_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]  --This was me for a while after watching Tusk.

[WEAPON_SPOUSE]

[UNDEAD_CABINETS:1]

[LIKES_SITE:NAME:rangers]

[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

[MENIAL_BITUMINOUS_COAT:MILKER]

LIKES_SHAPINGS:COMPETITIONS]

[AT_PEAR_CAVE:LEADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:ONLY]

And finally, no making puppies into beer:

 [PET:6:BREWING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

[TheFlame52]

I snorted air out my nose. Nice to see some travesties after so long.

[Dunamisdeos]

[SKILL:UGLY]
[WEAPON_SPOUSE]
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

This tells a whole story, right here.

[TheFlame52]

[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!

[Sean Mirrsen]

[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!

What a travesty to post it here.

And some regular travesties:

[ODOR_PANT_STRUNK_BROAT:STRIKE]

[COMPREDATORSIONS]

[TENDINGER]

[HEAD:BLUNGS:HEARS:NONE]

[TRUNK_BRASS_TEETH:FRUIT]

[TRUCT:RYEGRASP]

[GO_TO_CLASS:NONE]

[ELECT_STRINK:PUNCHILD:1000]

[APPLY_COUN:feathe penguin the wax]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_WALKING_POISON]

[PUS:PUS:LIQUID:dwarven milky]

[COLDDAM_POINT:NONE:LOCAL_PLANT_GREEN-YELLOW_MAN]

[NOBREATHE:ALL:left more evil interactions we only mate with its withinus

dive instruction of object lizards:lizard food of pure imp]

toes slowly the move:shudders:necroman]

[LIGAMENT_CANNOT_HAVE_GIANT PEREGRINE]

[APERTURE:SQUARE_CHOCOLATE_WETLAND]

[REACTION][PRODUCT:TALLOW:FIREBALL][SKELETON]

And finally:
[GROWTH_NAME:avocadamaggots]

[Nyxalinth]

[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]

Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!

Whoops! I still thought it was kind of funny in a "well, duh!" way.

[Eric Blank]

You can just change that line and suddenly battles are associated with love or marriage or whatever.

[Sean Mirrsen]

And just for old times sake, some general sites and pops silliness:

3054509 elephant tigers

2688033 macaque peach-faced snowy owls

249 giant rove crabbered sea langoes

1237 jack-cres

Unnumberegrine flyings

11 pythoney pard men

1487 gibbonsterfish

349 spotterflying turtles

6029 gree froglodytes

43 chamelephant kangur men

5384309 giant eagleshoe crawlers

51192 hungfish

16492 giant elephanded brings

Outdoor fiends
   Unnumbered cave drunders
   1474 axoloth buzzard snakes
   353241744 giant serpengurses

12020475 commonarwhals

5501 thone-humped jabbegongooses

130 one-humpers

550128 spider crawlers

50978 giant axoloth butted slug men

1795308 yetises

1069 cuttlesnapping squid mons

42934 giant worm whales

4581 greef sharks

50 spider otted littlefish

1237 giant hammerpent walrus men

23850 leech beeserpenguins

9071 cassowary marmadiles

60 gigatortoises

108 giant jackal Popus masters

24 vulturtle wolves

427994 giant great mountain men

48 one-hump hedgehog merpengurs

344 green tapir monarwhalesnake men

30545 giant wild bonobolds

291 mooseshoppers

And finally:
6528 giant pythone-humping turtle wombats 

...

Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, _{Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, wombats with a half-shell, Pythone-Hump!}...

[TheFlame52]

I laughed heartily at the giant pythone-humping turtle wombats.