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[Klisz]

[CAN_DO_INTO_BALL] - Travesties can into polandball?

[MALE:BEAUTY] - [FABULOUS]

[NAME_GREAT_WORKER] - Civ 6 has some odd new great people

[FRIENDLY_CURSE] - "Who dares enter my house? Oh it's just my buddies. Anyway, I curse you!"

[Zavvnao]

N:TAIL:HEART]
      [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:5:10]
   [EXTRAVISION:A human]
   [APPLY_CREATURE:CAVE]
   [CLUSTE:ALL]
   [GO_TO_TO_END]
   [NAME:cave fish womanoid creature with the head of a blind creature with the head of a blind cave in colonies in colonies in colonies in colonies in colonies in watery regions far underground.] What?
   [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CREATURE_VARIATION]
   [CLUSTE_NAME:cave fish man]
   [DESCRIPTION:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE]
   [CV_REMOVE_TILE:'f']
      [COLOR:7:0:1]
   [EXTRAVISION_NU

[Argonnek]

[USE_MOD_NOT] Yeah, I'm using a mod.... NOT!

[MOVIE_GOBLEN:1:F8] A biopic on goblin leaders?

[WORLDGEN_EXPAND_SOMETHING:vengeful bent only. It's been there since the dawn of time... something vengeful...

[AMBUSH_BY:DUKE] This is how I feel when nobles come a-knocking.

[ITEM_FORBIDDEN:NONE:NOTHOUGH:REPEAT_FACE:UNITVIEW_WORTHY] If you want to be worthy, you must use everything you have!

you look lamprey.] No, YOU look lamprey!

[COOK_FORGE] This is now how I'm referring to every oven I see.

[EAT_CLIMBER:28] But only climber 28. The others are fine.

[USE_LATCH:REPEAT:SPIKEMAN:body ink andra animal front live.  So I'll fish:clownfisherdwarf, young as pointeract, but your foreheads.] Gamzee fishes?

[TOOL_WHEELBARRACKISHWATER] I must see this.

[REORGANS:STATUS:REAR_STRETCH] "Intestines ripped out? It'll be fine, we'll just reorgan you."

[WORLD_GEN_USE: the LAND] What? Not the wate- the land, the LAND!

[SKULKING:MISGUIDED] It makes you look suspicious.

[DEMAN:marksdwarven milk opal into brain also calves ink andritic version to terring nicked talons (which can metal Marksdwarves instead angles] The worst part is that it seems to make sense...

[DEMON_NAMED_REASY:0:0] "Yeah, you won't be seeing Reasy anymore."

[MIGRANT:ALL:HOLY] Priests?

[BANDFIRE_CHILD_ATTACK] (actually legles.] What's a legles? Are the children legless?

[VOLCANISM_FEET:feet] Can this exist? Please?

[BERSERK_CARVING:EAR] The mad engraver?

[PET_LEFT:NORMOUSCORPSE] Damned inconsiderate of it.

[CITIZEN_LABOR:REPEAT] "Do it again!"

[PET_DODGE:ANT_ELEPHANTOID] Well, I certainly wouldn't want elephant-sized ants.

[ENGRAVEYARD:STONE:1] But only one.

And finally:
[VISION_DAGGER] If looks could kill...

[Loam]

[LAIR:hair]

[ATTACK_PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_TYPE:LOCAL_CABLE]

[AUTOMACE:0]

[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS]

[BEAST_GUZZLER]

[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH]

[BEASTPLATE]

[NO_EATERIES]

[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12]

[FRIENDS]

[LOCAL_BANDS:2]

[PERMITTED_JOB:SING]

[PROGRESS_FROMANCE:0]

[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM]


And more creatures/entities:

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   2 spectfulcrabberge rabbits
   8 oney bears
   2 giant men
   16 twortal Whiteworses
   8 cave swallockadese
   7 shrinkables
   lord: Speecho the Trustworms
   buffalord: Stru Floombats
   15549: Sunkeys
675: Buslug men
   6 horrorses, hamstersous Nguxurloz Xolakbuzon
   9 rave spards
   15 black birdsnose Smushar of Flun
   298 trollin
   12 snaked loved Murkeys
   Parent Civ: The Fellows
   16 mulesnaced cave crapedsedshas
   3 turtecreen Glacu
   2 one-humans
   Owner: The Speech menace, dwarvesus men
mountain hamspiders
   200 trollies
   150 bobcater buffalos
   50 sea nethish
   10 alpacasts
   73 goble donkines
 lard outcast
   ladedmaroo browshispy Twinklins
   6 water buffalocks
   2 jumped puffalos
   5 sole dogs
   2 donken Glovemal Palapaxes
   Owner: The Colon
   8 cave Countain hallowshipmunkensewers
   132: Kasteelbotter men
   2 bloo
   2 giant grizzly Godlauds
   puffalord: Thuths thers
   2 kangarooved Bodicerooter Wringets
198: Dungle men
   8 pitethuthutha Saffrogs
   6 tic Picks

[ZM5]

[LAIR:hair] - Used by the "dandruff" creature.

[AUTOMACE:0] - sounds like an awesome weapon, reminds me of the stuff the guys from Spearbreakers came up with.

[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.

[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH] - why would you even do that?

[NO_EATERIES] - By the Royal decree, all eateries are forbidden! You can only eat at home!

[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12] - I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP...THE OCEAN!

[FRIENDS] - FRIENDZOOOOOONED!

[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM] - minus the "ethic" and "cut" parts this should be an actual tag for some underground creatures.

giant men - isn't this basically redundant? By default giants are giant humans.
shrinkables - Shrinkable what? Don't leave me hanging here, man.
lord: Speecho the Trustworms - Guys, I think we have the first DF raid boss.
buffalord: Stru Floombats - And another one!
horrorses, hamstersous - hamsterous should be an actual adjective. Also I think "horrorse" is just supposed to be a night mare.
rave spards - members of a nuclear rave civ?
black birdsnose Smushar of Flun - Umm, I think it's supposed to be Smasher of Flan. I don't think there are gods of flan yet.
one-humans - Oh look, it's the inferior version of the two-human.
dwarvesus men - Is it like Dwarf+Rhesus Macaque or is it Dwarf+Jesus?
mountain hamspiders - It is terrifying.
lard outcast - Lard outcasts are known for their shrill cries of HORK HORK HORK and making up of imaginary conditions to make themselves seem special. Hated by every other race, except elves.
jumped puffalos - that some type of a bigger, more agressive fluffy wambler?
sole dogs - Sole as in "the only ones left" or do they have human feet? Either way, weird.
Owner: The Colon - I love the smell of my dad's colon.
cave Countain hallowshipmunkensewers - Would you like some fries with that word salad?
bloo - Most of the races seem to think "a bloo bloo" is only an onomatopoeia of the cries emitted by Lard Outcasts when they don't get their way. However, the truth is far darker; this cry generate slime-like beings that eventually become full-grown Lard Outcasts.
puffalord: Thuths thers - That's the giant, raid-boss version of the jumped puffalos.

[Klisz]

[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.

No no, clearly it's slaves being ordered to punch bodyguards.

[ZM5]

[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.

No no, clearly it's slaves being ordered to punch bodyguards.

I suppose, but why?
Whose bodyguards would that be anyway that need punching?

[Ombragon]

I've decided to try travestifying the world site and pops.txt of my heavily modded game to see if I can mod some of these beasts into my game , priceless :

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lect tigers
   58527 wombats
   Unnumbered output lorillas
   177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
   32295 tor demons
   448 cave filth bobcate men
   352656 ches
   1513 goate dogs
   125417230 lovebirds
   107232760 wates
   3737 khezus
   4498 mus
   7684 giant penguins
   Unnumbered trave free frillas
   931 Brows
   621283032 forestor littleshopperor licks
   4329 gray devourers
   Unnumbered capuchins
   155607 barn flying cobra men
   303 cockals
   1149 cave dongsnake men
   721 crab men
   7147 giant mon brutes
   17270509082 rattles
   23 coyotes
   820 coelackater men
   82898 cave snowy owls
   7759902 ostricheets
   Unnumbered turtle men
   338 quills
   552656 giant axoloths
   111304 Drowspiders
   145610 giant kakapo
   25760 blue jaguars
   379 ironwing squire bushmasked giant leopah
   271868139 bear deer
   3692536 giant ibexes
   4514385 bobcates
   525 ogree fawns
   69561 lizard slotls
   2220240 giant gracious cave crabs
   7902 gibbonobolds
   51380095 mons
   1168 mus
   Unnumbered wrens
   6212 impanda mounta rainbow harp sea sea seal fire
   92478525 darks
   6149 weasels
   3874 monsters
   299 giant tamans
   Unnumberegrines
   2921 ayes
   22601 two-humpiny devilized iguanacons
   575 jaguanacorpion skunks
   Unnumbered nemator perheads
   458 gorld bobcats
   5131790 giant snakened mite gremlind snakeets
   345047 rays
   79440 loons
   7524 giant bobcaters
   1029511 naked brutes of shoe cragonge reen trountainbowplumpines
   255730 axoloth bears
   1116 Capybarakes
   215354007 gibbons
   474 Adders
   7314 lampreys
   685055 bats
   50 puffy wambas
   185 garoos
   82 oran

[PTTG??]

177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats

That would pave the earth...

[TheFlame52]

177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats

That would pave the earth...

That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.

[TheBiggerFish]

PTW.

[ZM5]

I've decided to try travestifying the world site and pops.txt of my heavily modded game to see if I can mod some of these beasts into my game , priceless :

   kangoose snailfin goats - So this is like chimera 2.0?
   tor demons - New HFS layer: the deep web.
   Brows - Apparently necromancers are capable of raising eyebrows now. Literally.
   cave dongsnake men - Dongsnake. That is all.
   ironwing squire bushmasked giant leopah - Magnificent creature.
   bear deer - Terrifying...but kinda awesome.
   giant gracious cave crabs - Atleast they're gracious.
        gibbonobolds - An (even more) primitive cousin of the kobolds.
        impanda mounta rainbow harp sea sea seal fire - My mind is going into overdrive just trying to figure out what this thing is supposed to be.
        monsters - Just monsters. Not anything specific.
   ayes - Aye, that's some good stuff mayte.
   two-humpiny devilized iguanacons - With stuff like this, we honestly could just make something like DF from scratch and make an entire world just full of creatures from these travesties.
   jaguanacorpion skunks - Case in point.
   nemator perheads - and again.
   giant snakened mite gremlind snakeets - Snakened snakeets? Isn't that somewhat redundant?
   naked brutes of shoe cragonge reen trountainbowplumpines - Why are they naked?!
   axoloth bears - Is it possible to be adorable and terrifying at the same time?

I should get to modding some of these in-game myself. These world site and pops travesties are incredible.

[PTTG??]

177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats

That would pave the earth...

That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.

177,960,811,564,498

Actually 177 trillion. There are about a quadrillion ants (last time I counted), but a kangoose snailfin goat is... probably a specific breed of goat. If it's a normal-sized goat... somewhere in the 75kg range (rough estimate), that's 13 quadrillion kg of goat. Animals are about as dense as water, so that's 1g/ccm, or 1000 kg/m^3, so that's 13 trillion cubic meters of goat. Earth is 510 trillion square meters, so spread out evenly (perhaps they're all laying on their sides), that's actually only 2.6 cm.

At that rate, the only way for it to be uniform is if they're all ground up first. Still, that's impressive.

[Sean Mirrsen]

177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats

That would pave the earth...

That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.

177,960,811,564,498

Actually 177 trillion. There are about a quadrillion ants (last time I counted), but a kangoose snailfin goat is... probably a specific breed of goat. If it's a normal-sized goat... somewhere in the 75kg range (rough estimate), that's 13 quadrillion kg of goat. Animals are about as dense as water, so that's 1g/ccm, or 1000 kg/m^3, so that's 13 trillion cubic meters of goat. Earth is 510 trillion square meters, so spread out evenly (perhaps they're all laying on their sides), that's actually only 2.6 cm.

At that rate, the only way for it to be uniform is if they're all ground up first. Still, that's impressive.

510 trillion square meters of land, or in total? Because unless they're amphibious you can't exactly plop them on the oceans.

[PTTG??]

Well if it's just land area, it's more than three times deeper, so probably close to 8 cm.