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[Kagus]

The funny thing is, if time travel ever is made possible, and if anyone decided to go back in time to our time or before, they've already done it.  We don't have to wait around for anything, it either happened or will never happen.

So that means that if Aqizzar were to develop a line of faithful spawn all the way to when time travel is developed and get the latest generation to send the technology back to Aqizzar so that he could shoot Mr. Washington in the face, then he already went back in time and shot him.


Since he hasn't accomplished this feat, it's obvious that Aqizzar should give his kiddies a good smack for being such disrespectful lil' bastards and not listening to him.

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[Reasonableman]

Pssssh, have NONE of you kids seen Back to the Future? As soon as you change the past, you create a divergent, alternate timeline! An alternate reality, if you will.

So to punish your kids for insolence, you have to go to THAT timeline armed with a leather belt.

[JoshuaFH]

(like the belief that if it's from the US it's BETTAR)

That's really ironic, seeing as Americans think that things made in America aren't that good...

[zchris13]

Lies!  We are the best!

The unions ruin everything though...

[Vester]

...

I initially read that as "The unicorns ruin everything though..."

[Jackrabbit]

I initially read that as "The unicorns ruin everything though..."

Well, not unless provoke. But if they are, they can ruin your shit faster than an angry hippo.

[Neruz]

Especially if they're the invisible pink variaty.

[Judas Maccabeus]

I'm going to tell my children that if they ever get a time machine to come back to now and give it to me or tell their children the same if they can't. If time travel is ever invented, I'm going to get control of it then go back in time and shoot George Washington in the face, just to see what happens.

Good luck.  I doubt you could kill that man with a bullet if you hit him with a .50 caliber bullet point blank.  He was eerily good at surviving gunfire...


POSSIBLY INSENSITIVE COMMENT ALERT

(except for the genocide. anyway that only happened once.)

Isn't the whole point of a genocide to only do it once?  If you have to do it twice, you messed up somewhere, and may as well not bother.

[Vester]

Come to think of it.... yeah.

[Xotes]

You know, I'm just sad that I came in too late to go spout a Bioshock reference at Andir. It would have been funny.

[Neruz]

Good luck.  I doubt you could kill that man with a bullet if you hit him with a .50 caliber bullet point blank.  He was eerily good at surviving gunfire...

He was eerily good at surviving everything. Hitler was either one of the luckiest men alive, or had divine protection, bastard.

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[Neruz]

Good luck.  I doubt you could kill that man with a bullet if you hit him with a .50 caliber bullet point blank.  He was eerily good at surviving gunfire...

He was eerily good at surviving everything. Hitler was either one of the luckiest men alive, or had divine protection, bastard.

If Hitler had divine protection, I guess we misinterpreted the Bible massively. That or Hitler was the lesser of two evils, which makes you wonder what the larger evil was.

Judging by some of the things done in the name of organised religion, i'm going to say the greater evil is misapplied faith.