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Go to mountains now
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stay a whlie longer
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #120 on: September 20, 2009, 06:59:38 pm »

tl;dr
Kill everybody.
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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #121 on: September 20, 2009, 07:01:43 pm »

???
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #122 on: September 20, 2009, 07:24:56 pm »

>search guards_

you search the guards, you find a ring of keys.


>free gladiators_

you travel around the cells in this room and only find other various beasts. quite the insult considering how intelligent dragons can become.


>Feast on the pathetic mammals_

you remove the guards armor and devour a good portion of their flesh. blood is everywhere. you've made quite the mess.


>go left_

you head left further into the building. here you see various humans. one of them sees you with the key ring and stares at you with pleading eyes. you open his cage and motion for him to do the same with the others. he frees the rest of the gladiators and retrieves the swords the guards from the other room had. he and another gladiator wield them and put on the armor. you have approximately 30 gladiators with you. you go even deeper into the building and unlock another door. this brings you to a hallway that branches to the left and right.
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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #123 on: September 20, 2009, 09:00:11 pm »

???
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #124 on: September 20, 2009, 09:01:39 pm »

Ride a wolf as cavalry
Ride into the sunset
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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #125 on: September 20, 2009, 09:11:57 pm »

???
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #126 on: September 20, 2009, 09:26:39 pm »

> Also, make a note NOT to hit your allies with any stray lightning blasts...
CHAIN LIGHTNING! CHAIN LIGHTNING!

If lightning hits anywhere near them they will also be stunned or even fall unconcious.
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dragnar

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #127 on: September 21, 2009, 07:32:41 am »

I find the lack of powerful monsters to be bad news, not good- if there aren't any other megabeasts then they probably lost to a hero.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #128 on: September 21, 2009, 08:44:48 pm »

Run to the forest
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #129 on: September 22, 2009, 03:15:12 pm »

>Head left_

you go left. you and your hearty band of newly freed gladiators stop short as you realize you are just about to enter the audience stands. a crowd is waiting impatiently for you to arrive in the arena. a very large snake is already in the arena.
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #130 on: September 22, 2009, 03:20:25 pm »

Wholesale slaughter?
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dragnar

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #131 on: September 22, 2009, 04:25:02 pm »

If we kill too many civilians we're gonna get entire squadrons of knights attacking us(though I suppose knights do conduct electricity well).

Also, do not look the snake in the eyes, never look any giant reptile in the eyes.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #132 on: September 22, 2009, 04:33:12 pm »

But dragons are reptiles.
Albeit Magical Reptiles.
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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #133 on: September 22, 2009, 05:24:44 pm »

Eye beams tend to be extremely "Kill you dead no questions", even for dragons.
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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #134 on: September 22, 2009, 06:08:29 pm »

Turn snake into kabobs
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