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what do we do?

Go to mountains now
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stay a whlie longer
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Total Members Voted: 9


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Luke_Prowler

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2009, 10:42:25 am »

Curse Phantom, trickster god of stupidity and annoyance.

Bark like a dog. Hopefully the others will think the farmer is trying to pull a fast one on them.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #91 on: September 20, 2009, 10:43:29 am »

Also bite at everyone who isn't a wizard or some warrior.
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #92 on: September 20, 2009, 10:47:54 am »

Also bite at everyone who isn't a wizard or some warrior.
How?
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #93 on: September 20, 2009, 10:53:40 am »

We get sold to someone thats not a wizard/warrior=Bite there fricken fingers off
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #94 on: September 20, 2009, 11:01:17 am »

We get sold to someone thats not a wizard/warrior=Bite there fricken fingers off
What if he's a cruel wizard/loving noble?
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #95 on: September 20, 2009, 11:02:47 am »

Depends, study their emotions/motivation before we attack, if they're evil, attack, if they're loving, don't.
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #96 on: September 20, 2009, 12:50:51 pm »

>Scratch Ear_

you scratch your ear


>look cute... again_

you try to look as cute as a tied up baby dragon can be. this just sends more mutterings through the crowd.


>try to determine what that strange tingle was

you try to turn invisible like you did at the house. again the strange tingle. this time you pursue it until it gets REALLY uncomfortable.


>Bark like a dog_

You can't voice your opinion on the subject while your mouth is tied shut!


you then see a man in a red coat approach the other man. the man in red exchanges some brief conversation, then hands some jewels to the other man and takes your cage and puts you in a wagon. shortly you arrive at a large stone building and are released in a larger cage and are untied. shortly afterward you are taken to a large sand floored arena, and dropped in the center. a large crowd is cheering and you see a large bulldog approaching you. what do you do?
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #97 on: September 20, 2009, 01:02:54 pm »

FIGHT!
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #98 on: September 20, 2009, 01:14:53 pm »

>FIGHT!_

You lunge for the neck of the bulldog! surprised, the dog tumbles backwards as you latch onto its neck and bite repeatedly. the bulldog throws you off but is losing strength fast. you leap onto its back and start raking your hind claws across it. the bulldog falls limp and stops breathing. some guards grab you again and put you back in the cage.

you are now in between your hatchling and adolescent years. your body structure is less lizard-like and more humanoid but not quite either of them. you have spent the last years 15 years in this cage facing off against many a foe. you have never lost, but you are getting quite sick of this life and have decided that you will not be an object of entertainment for these foolish humans. surprising even yourself, you still have that string of beads from that house all those years ago. what do you do?
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #99 on: September 20, 2009, 01:23:29 pm »

Attempt to breath fire.
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dragnar

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #100 on: September 20, 2009, 02:59:57 pm »

stretch wings and FLY!
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #101 on: September 20, 2009, 03:18:51 pm »

Alternate < and >
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #102 on: September 20, 2009, 03:41:06 pm »

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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #103 on: September 20, 2009, 03:42:39 pm »

Sorry, Fourth Wall Notice mode off.
Inspect Cage, if its metal, wait for the next fight and escape.
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stonemt

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #104 on: September 20, 2009, 03:57:04 pm »

dont escape! kill the foolish beings who dare keep you caged!!
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