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what do we do?

Go to mountains now
- 7 (77.8%)
stay a whlie longer
- 2 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 9


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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2009, 07:43:33 pm »

Yes, one will kill you, the other one might not.
Between your calling for fatal surgery and Jakkarra calling for seizures, I think it was a miracle one of them didn't happen.
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dragnar

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2009, 07:47:27 pm »

ah, so you are against suicidal actions, just not actions that have a 90+ percent chance of getting you killed.
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2009, 07:56:10 pm »

>Change color to the color of the bed._

You try to blend in with the bed. while you don't change color, you get a strange tingling sensation in your throat, your wings, and your spine.

>remain hidden_

you stay where you are. unfortunately, the girl sees your eyes in the bed and yanks you out!


>RUN!!!!!_

you bite the girls hand and she lets you go, but the man quickly grabs you and holds your mouth shut with his fingers while keeping a firm grasp on your body. the woman leaves and quickly returns with a length of string. she ties you up (as well as your mouth) with an incredibly generous amount. she puts you back in the cage and locks it again. she leaves outside and puts you in a cart. you see the man and the boy that got you into this mess loading various vegetables into the cart you're in and bridleing to horses to the cart. the man gets into the front and the horses are now pulling you down a dirt path.
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #78 on: September 19, 2009, 08:02:12 pm »

Try to scare the horses.
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stonemt

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #79 on: September 19, 2009, 08:10:28 pm »

squirm like a wyrm... i mean worm....
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2009, 10:10:06 pm »

Pretend to stress and die
Expect the spanish inquisition.
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2009, 10:48:24 pm »

>Try to scare the horses._

With your body completely tied, that is quite out of your power.


>squirm like a wyrm_

You try to squirm free of the string, but to no avail


>Pretend to stress and die

you flail about and pretend to die. the man doesn't notice since he is in the front and you're in the back.


>Expect the spanish inquisition_

no creature has the power to do that fool.


You are now in a market square of some sort. the man feels your heartbeat and confirms that you're not dead. he sets up the produce he brought along and displays you prominently in front. a large nervous/intrigued/rich crowd is starting to gather.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2009, 10:50:01 pm »

Scratch Ear
If we get bought by a wizard go into our adolescent years
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Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2009, 11:03:06 pm »

Stop taking from the game phantom!

Try to look sickly.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2009, 11:05:15 pm »

They won't believe it, the guy already knows we're healthy.
Chase tail
Expect the English Inquisition.
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stonemt

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2009, 11:05:37 pm »

..look cute... again. mayhaps we will get purchased as a childs pet?? by some stupid fat noble. even worse a stupid fat nondwarf noble. thats like eight times worse!
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #86 on: September 19, 2009, 11:08:46 pm »

Or worse...
ELF NATURALIST!
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #87 on: September 19, 2009, 11:09:44 pm »

Or worse...
ELF NATURALIST!

oh armok...
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stonemt

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #88 on: September 19, 2009, 11:15:25 pm »

...dude. nobody and i mean NOBODY wants to hear about those....
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dragnar

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #89 on: September 19, 2009, 11:35:12 pm »

we MUST be sold to a wizard! need magic items...

try to determine what that strange tingle was.
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